The Daily Gouge Archive, Monday, February 20th, 2017

On February 21, 2017, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Monday, February 20th, 2017…but before we begin, we take a moment to bid Omar Abdel-Rahman bon voyage on his journey to the nether regions:  Here’s your reward… …now enjoy eternity.  Oh, and give our regards to Ernst Stavro… …should you happen to see him. Now, here’s The Gouge! First up, writing at his personal […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Friday, February 17th, 2017

On February 19, 2017, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Friday, February 17th, 2017…but before we begin, The Donald finally provides what a majority of Americans have wanted for a long, long time: And the recipients of his rightfully righteous indignation still cannot comprehend their complicity in the crimes he chronicled: Sorry, Chuck: but as the Twitter trail in response to your asinine observations […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Wednesday, February 15th, 2017

On February 16, 2017, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Wednesday, February 15th, 2017…but first, we take time to mark the passing of a truly great American: During our time in the Navy, we had the distinct honor and pleasure to know a number of aviators (Jerry Unruh, Bob Willard, Burner Bob Hickey and Gray Hutchinson to name but a few) we’d willingly volunteer […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Monday, February 13th, 2017

On February 14, 2017, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Monday, February 13th, 2017…but before we begin, borrowing from the title of an old feature in MAD magazine, The Daily Gouge presents Snappy Comebacks to Prematurely Snarky, Stupid Comments, courtesy today of an attempt at humor in reaction to the 9th Circuit Court’s predictably erroneous ruling by a person without a humorous bone in her bloated […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Friday, February 10th, 2017

On February 12, 2017, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Friday, February 10th, 2017…but first, we borrow a phrase from the great Thomas Sowell and offer a few Random Thoughts on the Passing Scene, beginning with yet another picture worth far more than a mere thousand words: Next, there’s the ignorance of the facts…deliberate or otherwise…displayed by Audi with its Super Bowl commercial, as described […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Wednesday, February 8th, 2017

On February 9, 2017, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Wednesday, February 8th, 2017…but before we begin, another picture worth far more than a mere thousand words: As the WSJ correctly concludes, The Left’s relentless opposition to the appointment of a cabinet secretary whose department should be defunded reveals the face of… The Real Democratic Party Why not a single Senate Democrat voted for […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Monday, February 6th, 2017

On February 7, 2017, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Monday, February 6th, 2017…and though the Patriots yet again proved cheaters sometimes do prosper, Hillary’s still not President…so all is right with the world! Now, here’s The Gouge! First up, writing at NRO, the always-insightful Kevin Williamson wonders… What Is the Democratic Party? ‘Voting against their own interests’   “The popular progressive understanding of the […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Friday, February 3rd, 2017

On February 5, 2017, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Friday, February 3rd, 2017…but before we begin, we trust you’ll join us in commemorating two momentous events.  First, please join us in wishing our darling daughter-in-law Liz… …the happiest of birthdays!  Like his father and grandfather before him, our eldest son married WAY over his head! Second, we mark the retirement of the most […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Friday, January 20th, 2017

On February 2, 2017, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Friday, January 20th, 2017…and thankfully, blessedly, we bid adieu to the first…and hopefully only…anti-American President in U.S. history; the perfect personification of evil whose hypocrisy… The new wall and guard shack outside the Obama’s Washington mansion. …was only exceeded by his hyperbolic, wholly-underserved sense of self: And who leaves behind him not only a […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Wednesday, January 18th, 2016

On January 19, 2017, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Wednesday, January 18th, 2017…and before anyone reads too much into John Lewis’ boycotting of The Donald’s inauguration, as Austin Yack notes at NRO‘s The Corner, Lewis is a one-trick pony… John Lewis Boycotted George W. Bush’s Inauguration, Too   “I’ze gotsta do sumtin‘ to stay repugnint…er,…redundint…er,…relevant!” …whose act is increasingly tedious… …and tiresome.  Particularly, […]