The Daily Gouge

It’s Monday, July 15th, 2013…but before we begin, submitted for your perusal, four different headlines indicative of the decadence and decay which are forcing the coming Apocalypse upon us. First, a MSM which has utterly forsaken its fundamental function: Zimmerman Defense Attorney Chastises Media During Press Conference: ‘You Guys’ Went After Him Like Mad Scientists […]

We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming for this special report: Jury finds George Zimmerman not guilty on all charges   Maybe…maybe not; but if it’s bumpy, it will have nothing whatsoever to do with the circumstances of Trayvon Martin’s death.  Rather it’ll simply be an excuse for unreasoned violence in the service of Progressive despotism.

It’s Saturday, July 13th, 2013…and though its the weekend, here’s The Gouge! Leading off the weekend update, two videos, the first of which shows Asiana 214’s approach as Boeing intended… …the second, courtesy of Balls Cotton and our middle son Mike, demonstrating how gullible the MSM has become: Rumors Captain Wi Tu Lo is related […]

It’s Friday, July 12th, 2013…and here’s The Gouge! First up, it’s the inimitable Ann Coulter’s take on what she terms… This Year’s Duke Lacrosse Case   This week, instead of attacking a Hispanic senator, Marco Rubio, I will defend a Hispanic citizen, George Zimmerman, on trial for the murder of Trayvon Martin. (Zimmerman would make […]

It’s Thursday, July 11th, 2013…but before we begin, a brief housekeeping item.  We always appreciate contributions from our readers; indeed, they are one of primary sources for columns.  Over time, we’ve discovered YouTube is the only format for embedding videos that gives us certainty of success.  Other video formats either don’t show up insertion, don’t […]

It’s Wednesday, July 10th, 2013…but before we begin, two quick thoughts occasioned by current events.  One, though we’re never one to give The Marxist-in-Chief credit for anything, for once, BO be right; had he a son, he unquestionably would have looked… …just like Trayvon Martin. Two, here’s something we’d be asking the pilot were we […]

It’s Monday, July 8th, 2013…and here’s The Gouge! First up, it’s the “I Was For the First Responders Before I Was Against Them” segment, and a President who, never willing to let a good disaster go to waste, once again speaks before knowing all the facts: Obama expresses gratitude to first responders at Asiana crash […]

It’s Friday, July 5th, 2013…but before we begin, a quick personal note.  While we’re certainly no fan of the bloated, bloviating bovine who heads the Chicago teachers union, but we’re even less fond of reporting, or blogging, which deliberately misrepresents or misstates facts in pursuit of a particular political agenda.  Case in point, this recent […]

It’s Thursday, July 4th, 2013, and in honor of America’s Independence, here’s The Gouge! Submitted for the perusal of the discerning, a brief hypothetical exercise, a challenge if you will. Read the following document, substituting “B. Hussein Obama” for any reference to George III, and “Democrats” for “Great Britain” or “our British brethren”, and tell […]

It’s Wednesday, July 3rd, 2013…but before we begin, we just remembered who James “Creepy-Ass” Cracker…er,…Clapper… Clapper: I gave ‘erroneous’ answer because I forgot about Patriot Act Intelligence chief tries to explain false Senate testimony by saying he ‘simply didn’t think’ of NSA efforts to collect phone data   “I,…uh…forgot.  Sure I’m the Director of National […]