The Daily Gouge Archive, Monday, December 29th, 2014

On December 30, 2014, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Monday, December 29th, 2014…but before we begin, John Berry forwarded this copy of the “Holiday” card he received from the White House: HOLIDAY GREETINGS!  MICHELLE AND I WOULD LIKE TO WISH A POLITICALLY-CORRECT SEASON’S GREETINGS & HAPPY HOLIDAYS  TO ALL YOU HARD-WORKING, DUMB-ASS, WHITE-TRASH, GUN-LOVING,CHRISTIAN-CRACKER TAXPAYERS ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY. We’ll be in Hawaii…on your dime!   That’s a […]

Christmas Edition 2015

On December 28, 2014, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Thursday, December 25th, 2014…and for all you Charlie Brown’s out there, this… …is what Christmas is all about!  Jesus is the reason for the season. So this Christmas, let’s remember it’s not about the presents or the food, and certainly not about those heinous Christmas sweaters.  It’s about family; not only yours and ours, […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Wednesday, December 24th, 2014

On December 24, 2014, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Wednesday, December 24th, 2014…but before we begin, a few brief observations on Senator Tom Coburn’s parting thoughts, which to us indicate he’s been in Washington far too long! On his friendship with Barack Obama: “My relationship with Barack Obama isn’t based on my political philosophy or his…it’s based on the fact that I think he’s […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Monday, December 22nd, 2014

On December 23, 2014, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Monday, December 22nd, 2014…and here’s The Gouge! First up, in the spirit of the season, Hope ‘n Change details the Devil in his latest guise: Barry Mitsvah   In yet the latest surprising revelation about America’s first half-black Irish Native-American Indo-Hawaiian Islamo-Christian president, Barack Obama has announced that he is also Jewish. At the annual White […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Friday, December 19th, 2014

On December 21, 2014, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Friday, December 19th, 2014…but before we begin, courtesy of Balls Cotton, a brief synopsis of the passing year; which is unfortunately not all that different from what we can expect in 2015: Now, here’s The Gouge! First up, a great point from James Taranto on Sony’s decision to pull “The Interview” in response to […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Wednesday, December 17th, 2014

On December 18, 2014, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Wednesday, December 17th, 2014, and there are only 7 shopping days left until Christmas. Now, here’s The Gouge! First up, courtesy of Townhall.com, Conn Carroll recounts the… Three Things We Learned From The CRomnibus   After a week of passionate debate and late night votes, the Senate passed a $1.1 trillion spending bill this Saturday that […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Monday, December 15th, 2014

On December 16, 2014, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Monday, December 15th, 2014…but before we begin, courtesy of Balls Cotton, an intriguing bit of history which clearly demonstrates with the powers-that-be, even when it comes to crowning heroes, it’s not about the truth, but the narrative: Memphis Belle vs. Hot Stuff: How history came to celebrate the wrong WWII airplane   If you’ve seen the […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Friday, December 12th, 2014

On December 14, 2014, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Friday, December 12th, 2014…but before we begin, Happy Birthday wishes go out to our youngest son Travis: Git ‘er dun!  This is one apple that didn’t fall far from the tree!  Arthur, he’s all yours! Now, here’s The Gouge! First up, in case you missed it, courtesy of Balls Cotton and his friend Mike, the […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Monday, December 10th, 2014

On December 11, 2014, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Wednesday, December 10th, 2014…but before we begin, our brief thoughts on two news events, the details of which inquiring minds already know.  First, one of the last gasps of Senate Dimocratics desperate to divert attention: Spooks of the Senate The report on CIA interrogations is a collection of partisan second-guessing.   The question isn’t […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Monday, December 8th, 2014

On December 9, 2014, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Monday, December 8th, 2014…but before we begin, two brief observations.  Numero uno’s on The Obamao, who had this to say to BET during an interview scheduled to air later this afternoon: Alles klar, Herr Kommissar.  Only the deepest roots of racism in America today are firmly affixed in your heart, Mr. President; along with […]