The Daily Gouge Archive, Wednesday, July 29th, 2015

On July 30, 2015, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Wednesday, July 29th, 2015…and here’s The Gouge! First up, none other than The Daily Beast is questioning the veracity of The Next (Supposedly!) Anointed One: The Missing Hillary Emails No One Can Explain   “Among the approximately 2,000 emails that former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has released from her private account, there is a conspicuous […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Monday, July 27th, 2015

On July 28, 2015, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Monday, July 27th, 2015…and though we’re exceedingly busy, and frankly had planned on not publishing today, we came across a commentary we just had to pass along. So, without further ado, here’s The Gouge! What you’re about to read by Michael Brown, courtesy of Townhall.com, needs no commentary, other than the observation it bespeaks […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Friday, July 24th, 2015

On July 26, 2015, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Wednesday, July 22nd, 2015…but before we begin, two pictures worth well over a thousand words in describing the complete and utter moral bankruptcy of the entire Obama Administration: So to you Mr. President, your wife and your entire evil entourage, in the words of the immortal Staff Sergeant Barnes: Now, here’s The Gouge! First […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Monday, July 20th, 2015

On July 21, 2015, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Monday, July 20th, 2015…but before we begin, the subject matter of today’s column requires us to issue the following trigger warning: anyone (a) possessed of a weak constitution or low testosterone; (b) who believes the legacy of slavery and Republican racism are responsible for the plight of native-born Negroes; (c) seriously maintains the 2nd […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Friday, July 17th, 2015

On July 19, 2015, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Friday, July 17th, 2015…but before we begin, two quick thoughts.  First, consider while The Dear Misleader is handing America’s most implacable foe the keys to a nuclear weapon, United States Marines… Chattanooga Shootings Leave Four Marines, Sole Gunman Dead   …remain barred from carry sidearms while in uniform.  Gee…it’s almost like someone’s pulling… …for […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Wednesday, July 15th, 2015

On July 16, 2015, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Wednesday, July 15th, 2015…but before we begin, a brief bit of brightness in a sky full of Progressive-fueled foreboding: There Was One Noticeable Item Missing from the Stage While Scott Walker Announced Presidential Run   That’s right: a lying, narcissistic Socialist…and a teleprompter!  Ever notice when someone actually believes in the product they’re peddling, […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Monday, July 13th, 2015

On July 14, 2015, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Monday, July 13th…and here’s The Gouge! Before we begin, allow to us to recount a titillating three hours of our life we’ll never get back, courtesy of what was once one of the finest retailers in America; we promise its pertinent to our point. As we’d been unable to repair one of the hose reels […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Friday, July 10th, 2015

On July 12, 2015, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Friday, July 10th, 2015…but before we begin: Now the feds says 19.7 million background checks were stolen.   For those still counting, that’s up from 4.5 million. Now, here’s The Gouge! First up, writing at The Blaze, Matt Walsh hits the nail on head: It’s OK That Illegals Murder Americans, As Long As They […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Tuesday, July 7th, 2015

On July 9, 2015, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Tuesday, July 7th, 2015…and here’s The Gouge! First up, Erick Erickson reports on what he terms just another case of… Mass Hysteria in America   “…The United States of America and much of the West are currently in a fit of hysteria. A wildfire is burning through it. Up is down. Down is up. Good […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Friday, July 3rd, 2015

On July 6, 2015, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Friday, July 3rd, 2015…but before we begin, continuing the theme expressed through the wisdom of the Founding Fathers quoted above, we honor America’s birthday by noting the bastardization of her Constitution’s bedrock principles by the utterly unprincipled bastards currently controlling the three branches of a federal government Washington, Adams and even Paine would hardly recognize: […]