The Daily Gouge Archive, Friday, July 28th, 2017

On July 30, 2017, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Friday, July 28th, 2017…but before we begin, here’s a little 411 for the Dimocrats, assuming (which is a stretch) any frequent our offerings: if a certain one-term President is for it… Jimmy Carter: U.S. Will Have Single-Payer Health Care System Eventually   …depend on the rest of America to oppose it!  Hells bells, given […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Wednesday, July 26th, 2017

On July 27, 2017, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Wednesday, July 26th, 2017…and here’s The Gouge! We kick off the mid-week edition with a bit of Dickens’ A Tale of Two Cities: “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Monday, July 24th, 2017

On July 25, 2017, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Monday, July 24th, 2017…and here’s The Gouge! First up, NRO‘s Andrew McCarthy accurately details, at least in our opinion, why… Trump Has Himself, Not Sessions, to Blame for the Limitless Mueller Investigation His misstatements and accusations made it difficult to limit the special counsel’s scope.   “President Donald Trump’s rant against Attorney General Jeff […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Friday, July 21st, 2017

On July 23, 2017, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Friday, July 21st, 2017…and here’s The Gouge! First up, in yet another brilliant posting at Stilton’s Place, the always-insightful Mr. Jarlsberg correctly concludes it’s time we sent the GOP Senate contingent…  Back to Healthcare Reform School Now that healthcare reform reform has failed, two groups of people are celebrating. Those who love Obamacare the most, and those […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Wednesday, July 19th, 2017

On July 20, 2017, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Wednesday, July 19th, 2017…but before we begin, a couple quick items we found of interest.  First, in case you didn’t catch it over the weekend, Scott McCarran was awarded the Marc Katz Cup: Forgive the inside joke, but that’s our old buddy Marc at the far left applauding McCarron’s Senior Tour win this past […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Monday, July 17th, 2017

On July 18, 2017, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Monday, July 17th, 2017…but before we begin, here’s another sure-fire solution to what ails the world from the most incompetent organization ever…outside of the Romney campaign: The U.N. Bans Nuclear Weapons So at least that problem is solved.   “Go ahead; make our day!” “The United Nations banned nuclear weapons this month, in case […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Friday, July 14th, 2017

On July 16, 2017, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Friday, July 14th, 2017…and here’s The Gouge! We lead off the last edition of the week with a couple views on Donald Jr.’s decided demonstration of political naïveté.  First up, courtesy of NRO, David French offers (in our opinion) an overly-serious assessment of what we consider not even a misdemeanor…let alone a high crime: […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Wednesday, July 12th, 2017

On July 13, 2017, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Wednesday, July 12th, 2017…but before we begin, two quick questions: first, what’s “douchebag” in German? Very good.  Now, what’s “douche pump” en Espanol? Si, Jorge Lopez; muy bueno, mi amigo! Now, here’s The Gouge! First up, writing at White House Dossier, Keith Koffler poses a provocative point: We Are Probably on a Path to War […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Monday, July 10th, 2017

On July 11, 2017, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Monday, July 10th, 2017…but before we begin, if this centenarian is anywhere close to correct… Maine woman celebrates 100th birthday, says wine is secret to longevity   …TLJ’s gonna live forever! And here’s something The Dear Misleader would never have done… …and which would never have even remotely crossed the mind of his former heir-apparent. […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Friday, July 7th, 2017

On July 9, 2017, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Friday, July 7th, 2017…and here’s The Gouge! First up, Keith Ellison gets a taste of his own medicine as a diehard Bernie backer, in the best tradition of contemporary Progressivism, seeks to dominate the debate to the absolute exclusion of other opinions: Since we’re on the subject of the inevitable fruits of ill-advised Liberal […]