The Daily Gouge Archive, Monday, October 30th, 2017

On October 31, 2017, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Monday, October 30th, 2017…but before we begin, submitted for your perusal, an interesting factoid regarding the man who might single-handedly have changed American history, as recorded at Wikipedia: “[John Frederick] Parker was born May 19, 1830, in Winchester, Virginia. He moved to Washington, D.C. where he worked as a carpenter. He became one of Washington’s original police officers when the Metropolitan Police […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Friday, October 27th, 2017

On October 29, 2017, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Friday, October 27th, 2017…but before we begin, a headline hyping an effort which is far too little, if not far too late: DOJ Starts to Make Amends for Tea Party Scandal   “…It’s a new era and now the Justice Department, under the purview of Attorney General Jeff Sessions, is beginning to make amends. […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Wednesday, October 25th, 2017

On October 26, 2017, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Wednesday, October 25th, 2017…but before we begin, we beg your indulgence as we offer, to borrow a phrase from the great Thomas Sowell, a few random thoughts on the passing scene. First, watching Tucker Carlson’s interview of former NFL player Clint Gresham, we were struck by two inescapable facts: (1). Tucker would make a […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Monday, October 23rd, 2017

On October 24, 2017, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Monday, October 23rd, 2017…but before we begin, since a picture’s worth a thousand words, we present what should constitute conclusive photographic evidence of Muddied Waters and Fredereaked-out Wilson responding to questions regarding their respective intelligence quotients: Sounds about right to us; so much for the claim standardized tests are racially biased. Now, here’s The […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Wednesday, October 18th, 2017

On October 22, 2017, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Wednesday, October 18th, 2017…but before we begin, a couple indications the swamp is FAR from being drained.  Exhibit A: Clinton Foundation will keep six-figure donation from Weinstein Says money has been spent on worthwhile programs   “We are a charity. Donations, these included, have been spent fighting childhood obesity and HIV/AIDS, combatting climate change, […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Monday, October 16th, 2017

On October 17, 2017, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Monday, October 16th, 2017…but before we begin, a headline which begs a question: Illegal alien accused of murdering 18-year-old student was in DACA program   Why is it whenever an illegal immigrant, an individual who should not have been afforded the opportunity in the first place, kills in the United States we never hear […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Friday, October 13th, 2017

On October 15, 2017, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Friday, October 13th, 2017…but before we begin, review the following meme: Then consider the ignorance of the facts which lead to its creation: (1) The FACT troops not on guard duty at Ft. Hood were PROHIBITED from carrying weapons; (2) the FACT those on guard duty were NOT ALLOWED to carry their weapons locked and […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Wednesday, October 11th, 2017

On October 12, 2017, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Wednesday, October 11th, 2017…but before we begin, yet another reason we stopped watching Saturday Night Live… It’s a New York thing! SNL creator Lorne Michaels reveals the show gave Harvey Weinstein a pass because the shamed movie mogul is from his city (but so is Trump…)   …that is, besides the fact the show’s […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Monday, October 9th, 2017

On October 10, 2017, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Monday, October 9th, 2017…but first, we interrupt our regularly scheduled programming to bring you this special report: Bowe Bergdahl to Plead Guilty to Desertion, Misbehavior Before the Enemy to Avoid Trial   News of Bergdahl’s plea is particularly noteworthy as The Obamao gave up five…count ’em, FIVE…unrepentant enemies of the country HE swore an […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Friday, October 6th, 2017

On October 8, 2017, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Friday, October 6th, 2017…but before we begin, we were struck by this line from a History Channel documentary on spies: Had Richard Miller never existed, James Comey would have more than fulfilled his despicable destiny. And speaking of the despicable, as regards the GOP/NRA offer to work with The Left to ban bump stocks…  This […]