The Daily Gouge Archive, Wednesday, February 21st, 2018

On February 22, 2018, in Uncategorized, by magoo1310

It’s Wednesday, February 21st, 2018…but before we begin, here’s a headline just oozing irony: Florida Police Visit Heroic Teen Who Was Shot Five Times While Shielding Twenty of His Classmates   At the risk of seeming a bit heartless, we only wish Sheriff Israel and his department had offered Nikolas Cruz such personal attention. Now, here’s […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Monday, February 19th, 2018

On February 20, 2018, in Uncategorized, by magoo1310

It’s Monday, February 19th, 2018…but before we begin, we loved this line from last Friday’s edition of the Morning Jolt: “Trump may objectify women, but there is apparently no shortage of women who are happy to be objectified if the man is rich, famous, or powerful enough.“ Now, here’s The Gouge! First up, as Guy Benson […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Friday, February 16th, 2018

On February 18, 2018, in Uncategorized, by magoo1310

It’s Friday, February 16th, 2018…but before we begin, this headline got us thinking: South Korea agrees to pay North Korea $2.6M for Olympic expenses: report   Forget about outdated commitments entered into at the start of the Cold War: what strategic U.S. interests are being served today by the continued defense of a country which […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Wednesday, February 14th, Valentine’s Day 2018

On February 15, 2018, in Uncategorized, by magoo1310

It’s Wednesday, February 14th, Valentine’s Day 2018.  So before we begin, for the 41st year in a row, we’ll take a moment to ask the loviest creature we’ve ever set eyes upon… Now, here’s The Gouge! Having just returned with TLJ and our three sons from sunnier climes… …to not only wet, chilly weather, but […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Friday, February 2nd, 2018

On February 13, 2018, in Uncategorized, by magoo1310

It’s Friday, February 2nd, 2018…but before we begin, courtesy of Arthur Seeligson, a brief campaign announcement from Oprah Winfrey: “Hi, I’m Oprah. I’m the spokesperson for Weight Watchers but can’t control my weight. I tell you how to run your marriage but I can’t commit to marriage. I tell you how to raise your kids […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Wednesday, January 31st, 2018

On February 1, 2018, in Uncategorized, by magoo1310

It’s Wednesday, January 31st, 2018…and yesterday morning Jim Geraghty entitled his Morning Jolt, “Can You Feel the State of the Union Excitement?“, a question we answer with an emphatic “NO!”, just as we have every year since Ronaldus Maximus left a seat in the Oval Office which has yet to be filled. So anyone looking for […]