It’s Monday, August 19th, 2013…but before we begin, a quick question: what do Baltimore and Oakland, disparate cities in different states on opposite coasts, have in common…other than, of course, decades of ruinous rule at the hands of irresponsible Dimocrats?
Along with the most restrictive guns control laws in the country!
Now, here’s The Gouge!
First up, courtesy of Hope n’ Change, more on the revelations we recently highlighted regarding the Fearless Misleader’s persistent proclivity to lead from behind:
Playing Spades
According to a video interview with presidential body man and alleged “friend with benefits,” Reggie Love, Barack Obama left the situation room during the Seal Team Six raid on Bin Laden’s compound, preferring to play Spades. For hours. Despite his reelection claims that he pretty much personally put a high hot one through Bin Laden’s eyehole, Barry actually told Love ” I’m not going to be down there, I can’t watch this entire thing.” Nope, not when there are card games to be played.
We can add this to the highly credible reports that Valerie Jarrett had previously cancelled all earlier proposed raids on Bin Laden, and this one was initiated without Obama or Jarrett’s approval. As well as the report that president B. Hussein had to be physically pulled off the golf course and brought to the situation room (still wearing his golf shirt) at least long enough to get his picture taken.
Barry’s version of events.
So if Buster Soetoro was this bored by the Bin Laden mission, imagine his complete indifference to a little thing like Benghazi. There are still no reports whatsoever about what the hell he was doing while Americans were dying, although we do know from the tragic results that it was nothing even remotely presidential.
Absent evidence to the contrary, we can only speculate that he was indulging in some known activity he’s enjoyed in the past – like playing “Go Fish,” smoking dope, doing a little blow (he can afford it now), chowing down on deep-fried foods behind Michelle’s back, or just going to bed to rest up for his Las Vegas fundraising trip because he didn’t give a single sizzling shit about the blood spilling in Benghazi. Then or now.
The former senator from Illinois no longer even bothers to vote “present” or be present during times of crisis. The mere fact of His holy existence is sufficient gift to the world – and more, in His eyes, than we deserve.
In a related item, courtesy of the Washington Examiner and Carl Polizzi…
No doubt the result of an unforeseeable, unavoidable technical glitch…you know, totally beyond anyone’s control!
After all, it couldn’t be deliberate…
…could it?!?
Meanwhile, back at the raunch, further proof (as if any were needed!) why we refer to Republicans as The Gang Who Still Can’t Shoot Straight:
The Republican National Committee (RNC) voted unanimously Friday to pull the group’s partnership with NBC and CNN for the 2016 GOP presidential primary debates unless the networks kill their planned films on Hillary Clinton. “We don’t have time for the media’s games,” RNC Chairman Reince Priebus said before the vote at the RNC summer meeting in Boston. “We’re done putting up with this nonsense. There are plenty of other news outlets.”
Unfortunately for Conservative wing of the GOP, given his past history of utter ignorance and sheer stupidity, by “others”, Preibus means ABC, CBS, PBS and MSDNC. Hells bells!!! Why not just let Debbie Wasserman Schultz or Al Sharpton moderate the 2016 debates?!?
Since we’re on the subject of utter ignorance and sheer stupidity, this headline from Drudge caught our eye:
McCain: U.S. has ‘no credibility’ in Egypt
McCain ought to know, since “no credibility” pretty well sums up his own status here in the States!
Next up, courtesy of Bill Meisen, just when you thought Progressives had plumbed the depths of perversion…
Allred, with New Accuser: ‘We Have Not Heard from President Obama’ on Filner
Seriously…no, SERIOUSLY…Allred’s gotta be confusing Fingers Filner with Jabba the Hutt. As Mr. Meisen so satirically suggested, we can’t wait for Fingers defense: she wore something provocative and thus was asking for it.
And in today’s installment of the Environmental Moment, as The New Media Journal reports, the hits just keep on coming for the most scandalous Administration in American history:
Judge: EPA Tried to Skirt Info Law with ‘Secret’ Email Accounts
A federal judge says the Environmental Protection Agency’s use of personal email accounts may (“May”?!?) have been aimed at skirting public disclosure requirements. US District Judge Royce Lamberth ruled Wednesday that a conservative public interest law firm, the Landmark Legal Foundation, can question and obtain records from EPA officials as part of the firm’s Freedom of Information lawsuit against the federal agency.
The judge granted Landmark the right to seek the information to determine whether top EPA officials used personal email accounts to conduct official business — and whether the agency initially excluded those accounts from Landmark’s Freedom of Information request.
“The possibility that unsearched personal email accounts may have been used for official business raises the possibility that leaders in the EPA may have purposefully attempted to skirt disclosure under the FOIA,” wrote Lamberth. He said the possibility that the agency purposefully excluded the top leaders of the EPA from the FOIA search, at least initially, “suggests an unreasonable and bad faith reading of Landmark’s FOIA request and subsequent agreement to narrow its scope.”
Gee…where have we heard this dodge before? Oh…
IRS’ Lois Lerner Used Personal Email Accounts for Official Government Business
…yeah!
On the Lighter Side…
Then there’s this Teachable Moment offered up by Balls Cotton:
Finally, in Cartographic Segment, courtesy of Twisted Sifter and Balls Cotton…
Countries That Do Not Use The Metric System
Indicative of the attitude (a fierce streak of independence and an inborn refusal to follow the crowd) which has made America the most powerful, productive nation in the history of the world.
Magoo
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