It’s Monday, September 14th, 2020…but before we begin, Joe Flood forwarded the following (author unknown) which speaks to why we will, once again, cast our ballot for The Donald:

To answer all of those who would say “I can’t believe you would vote for Trump.” Well folks, listen up! I’m not voting for him.  I’m voting for the 2nd Amendment.  I’m voting for another Conservative Supreme Court justice.  I’m voting for the Electoral College, and the Republic the Founders bequeathed us. I’m voting for law enforcement, and the rule of law.  I’m voting for the rights of the unborn.  I’m voting for the flag that is always missing from the Democratic background.  I’m voting for the 1st Amendment, which means the right to speak my opinion and not be censored or fired from my job.  I’m voting for secure borders.  I’m voting for the right to worship my God without fear.  I’m voting for freedom and the American Dream.  I’m voting for good and against evil.  I’m not just voting for a person, I’m voting for the future of my Country! What are you voting for?

‘Cuz we certainly know what you’re voting against!

In a related item of Progressive-inspired politically-correct confusion, we present what we’ll call the…

…segment, inspired by what followed after fans booed the players’ “moment of solidarity” immediately prior to the Chiefs-Texans contest…

…as Houston’s J.J. Watt displayed either incredible naiveté or abysmal ignorance when he observed:

The moment of unity I personally thought was good,” the star defensive end told reporters after the game. “I mean the booing during that moment was unfortunate. I don’t fully understand that. There was no flag involved. There was nothing involved other than two teams coming together to show unity.

To borrow a phrase from the Bard, “Aye, there’s the rub!”  Earth to J.J.: you’re showing unity with a Marxist movement built on lies, dedicated to overturning the Constitution, devoted to rioting, arson and wanton destruction and advocating the murder of police officers, a fact which, while seemingly lost on you, is not on many of your former fans, making the 2020 season’s kick-off more of a…

To which we say, good riddance to bad rubbish.

Now, here’s The Gouge!

First up, courtesy of the lovely Shannon, a chart which evokes a question: For those blaming the current West Coast wildfires on anthropogenic global warming…

…do its impacts stop at our borders with Canada and Mexico?!?  Just curious.

Since we’re on the subject of prevaricating Progressives, as FOX News informs us, a…

Biden spokesman refuses to discuss whether former VP used teleprompter to answer questions

This is straight from the Trump campaign talking points,’ TJ Ducklo tells Bret Baier

 

We give Bret Baier credit for dogging this deceptive Dim for an honest answer.

Speaking of deceptive Dims (like they come any other way!), in the largest case of mass wiping since a simultaneous diaper-change for the Suleman octuplets, Townhall.com‘s Bronson Stocking tells us why…

What We Now Know About the Mueller Team’s Cell Phones Should Worry Us All

 

It’s easy to see how this might happen:

“What does this button do?  Oops, I just accidentally erased everything on my cell phone!”

“I’ll see if mine does that too!”

“Me three!”

“Me four!”“Me sixteen!”

Hillary must be so proud!

Since we’re on the subject of things which warm the cockles of Socialists’ hearts, as the WSJ reports…

China Injects Hundreds of Thousands With Experimental Covid-19 Vaccines

Chinese pharmaceutical companies administer newly developed inoculations outside of clinical trials, despite dangers

 

Let’s say it’s 900,000; with a population of 1.4 billion, that leaves the ChiCom leadership with…divide by…carry the…99.94% of China’s citizens left for testing before a vaccine is proven safe for the the country’s ruling elite!

Meanwhile, courtesy of Lifezette, David Kamioner details how a…

Democrat says lack of education funding made him strangle his girlfriend

No, it’s not satire.

 

So, “I did not have sex with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky” has morphed into “I did not choke that woman, Ms. Passow.  But…I know large quantities of alcohol could be affecting both of our memories.”

Yes, the future of the Dimocratic Party burns brightly indeed:

Sorta like the Hindenburg

…minus the humanity!

Which brings us, appropriately enough, to The Lighter Side:

Then there’s this bit of humor from Rick Page…

…along with some memorable memes from Mark Foster…

…the lovely Shannon…

…Balls Cotton…

…another from Brenda Barry…

…and last, but certainly not least, a t-shirt from G. Trevor we need to order:

Finally, we’ll call it a wrap with this video from Ed Hickey showing one well-prepared homeowner’s reaction to trespassing vandals:

Notice the homeowner isn’t taking any chances, a state of preparedness we both emulate and highly recommend.

Magoo



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