The Daily Gouge Archive, Monday, May 22nd, 2017

On May 25, 2017, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Monday, May 22nd, 2017…and here’s The Gouge! First up, though we’ll always prefer him to anyone remotely related by birth or marriage to Dorothy Howell Rodham or Stanley Ann Dunham, when it comes to Trump, one must always be prepared to take the good… …with the bad, as the WSJ reports: Trump Wavers on Jerusalem […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Friday, May 19th, 2017

On May 21, 2017, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Friday, May 19th, 2017…and here’s The Gouge! First up, understand, it’s the subjects of these two headlines… McCain: Trump scandals have reached ‘Watergate size and scale‘   Democrats slam ‘anemic’ GOP response to Trump scandal   …which have resulted in what the WSJ terms… The Special Counsel Mistake Rosenstein bends to political pressure, and […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Wednesday, May 17th, 2017

On May 18, 2017, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Wednesday, May 17th, 2017…but before we begin, submitted for your perusal, Another Amazing Moment in Progressive Hypocrisy, brought to us today by the most duplicitous, double-dealing duo ever to haunt the halls of the White House. Food for we… …but not for THEE… …or thy school-age children!  Moochie, two quick questions: (a). What’s the nutritional […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Monday, May 15th, 2017

On May 16, 2017, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Monday, May 15th, 2017…but before we begin, here’s another brilliant bit of political strategery from the folks who brought the Senate the nuclear option for judicial appointments: U.S. Senate Democrats May Refuse to Vote on Trump FBI pick: Schumer   This is part and parcel to what the WSJ terms Progressives’ purposeful… Obstruction of […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Friday, May 12th, 2017

On May 14, 2017, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Friday, May 12th, 2017…but before we begin, here’s wishing LTJG Jack Wilson, Navy helo pilot extraordinaire, fairs winds and following seas as he deploys aboard the USS Reagan…along with our oft-repeated recommendation… …his take-offs should always equal his landings.  In the finest tradition of the Naval Service dating back to the days of John […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Wednesday, May 10th, 2017

On May 11, 2017, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Wednesday, May 10th, 2017…and though this… FBI Director James Comey Fired by President Trump   …is definitely a step in the right direction, inquiring minds find it incomprehensible this pencil-necked cretin… …remains unindicted, let alone still directing the IRS. Jim, here’s hoping the door hits you hard in the ass on your way out…and may […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Monday, May 8th, 2017

On May 9, 2017, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Monday, May 8th, 2016…but before we begin, four quick questions, three of which we’ve previously posed. (1). Why is this weasel… …still running the FBI?!? (2). Why does this unindicted criminal… …remain atop the IRS? (3). Why on earth are there Americans…     …remaining in, let alone traveling to, North Korea?!? (4). With all due […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Friday, May 5th, 2017

On May 7, 2017, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Friday, May 5th, 2017…but before we begin, we offer a possible, …we repeat possible…politically-incorrect take on the ostensibly racist reception Oriole Adam Jones recently received in Boston: Orioles’ Adam Jones discusses racist incident at Fenway Park   The “white man’s sport” bin berry, berry good to Jones! On background, last season, in the wake […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Wednesday, May 3rd, 2017

On May 4, 2017, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Wednesday, May 3rd, 2017…but before we begin, a cartoon occasioned by an earlier question posed by G. Trevor regarding what on earth is going on with the budget: Republicans ain’t known as The Party of Stupid for nothin’; seriously, the clowns who couldn’t hit the broadside of a barn with a bazooka can’t even […]

The Daily Gouge Archive, Monday, May 1st, 2017

On May 2, 2017, in Uncategorized, by Magoo

It’s Monday, May 1st, 2017…but before we begin, two quick questions: first, what does the following quote tell you about its author, Peggy Noonan? “If the greatest opera goes down in New York, that art form no longer exists in America. And a great nation must have opera.“ Answer: in addition to confirming she’s just […]