{"id":106302,"date":"2023-01-08T22:39:03","date_gmt":"2023-01-09T03:39:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/?p=106302"},"modified":"2023-01-08T22:39:08","modified_gmt":"2023-01-09T03:39:08","slug":"the-daily-gouge-archive-friday-january-6th-2023","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/?p=106302","title":{"rendered":"The Daily Gouge Archive, Friday, January 6th, 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>It&#8217;s Friday, January 6th, 2023, the 2nd anniversary of an event which was far more likely an FBI false-flag operation than an insurrection.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>But before we begin, o<\/strong><strong>ur abiding distaste for Kevin McCarthy notwithstanding,\u00a0<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/townhall.com\/tipsheet\/saraharnold\/2023\/01\/04\/after-the-southwest-debacle-pete-buttigieg-is-under-fire-for-flying-on-private-military-jet-n2617895\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>this tweet from Florida Congressman Mike Waltz is on point<\/em><\/span><\/a><\/span>:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/aaa.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-106284\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/aaa.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"276\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/aaa.png 420w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/aaa-300x197.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Here&#8217;s the juice: Were McCarthy willing to ban earmarks, <a href=\"https:\/\/conventionofstates.com\/news\/kevin-mccarthy-s-broken-commitment-to-america\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em>a promise he broke shortly after the 2022 election<\/em><\/span><\/a>, we&#8217;ve no doubt he&#8217;d win a majority of the holdouts&#8217; votes, though whether that would prove enough to ensure the California spendaholic&#8217;s election is uncertain.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>What <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>is<\/em><\/span> certain is it&#8217;s time for the holdouts to fish or cut bait; Which in this case means they either <a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/politics\/here-republican-alternatives-speaker-mccarthy-bid-falls-through\" class=\"broken_link\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em>offer an acceptable alternative to McCarthy<\/em><\/span><\/a> or get on board and get to work.\u00a0 While we&#8217;d really prefer Jim Jordan and accept Steve Scalise, we have it on good authority the latter isn&#8217;t that different than McCarthy, and former doesn&#8217;t want the job.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>As the <em>Journal<\/em>&#8216;s Kim Strassel suggests,\u00a0<\/strong><strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wsj.com\/articles\/mccarthy-house-speaker-vote-trump-freedom-caucus-budget-spending-committee-republican-majority-11672956869\"><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">GOP rebels need to take the win, as new rule changes will restore the House, and further demands are a recipe for chaos<\/span><\/em><\/a><\/span>.\u00a0 For as Speed so insightfully observed, purity is great, but not possible without an overwhelming majority.\u00a0 Fact is, <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/SSiK4J8GPxI\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">the majority of the rebels don&#8217;t realize the realities of politics<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>For those interested, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.npr.org\/2023\/01\/04\/1146841362\/house-speaker-vote-struggle-100-years-explainer\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em>NPR provides a look back at the last time this happened<\/em><\/span><\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Now, here&#8217;s <em>The Gouge<\/em>!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>First up, this mailer from our MisRepresentative prompted the thought&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/kwiesi2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-106263\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/kwiesi2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/kwiesi2.jpg 420w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/kwiesi2-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/kweisi1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-106264\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/kweisi1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/kweisi1.jpg 420w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/kweisi1-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;in his gerrymandered district&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/kwiesi.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-106269\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/kwiesi.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"349\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/kwiesi.png 420w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/kwiesi-300x249.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;Kweisi Mfume, a.k.a. street hustler-turned-race hustler\u00a0<b>Frizzell Gerald Gray, represents our interests about as much as Joe Biden.<\/b><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Since we&#8217;re on the subject of those misrepresenting their constituents, if Mitch McConnell wants to use his Senate seat to benefit Kentuckians, fine.\u00a0 But anyone in a leadership position represents <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>all<\/em><\/span> Republican voters, not just those residing in the Blue Grass State, which makes <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wsj.com\/articles\/not-mitch-mcconnells-finest-hour-11672861256?mod=djemBestOfTheWeb\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em>Kentucky&#8217;s favorite fence turtle&#8217;s recent photo op with 46* celebrating the infrastructure atrocity<\/em><\/span><\/a>, coming on the heels of his enabling the omnibus obscenity, even a bigger slap in the collective face of Conservatives.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Next, Jim Freeman details how <em>CBS<\/em> continues to promote prognosticators with records of 100% inaccuracy:<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"css-1hch5ce-StyledHeadline e1ipbpvp0\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wsj.com\/articles\/anchorman-iv-the-legend-continues-11672770700?mod=djemBestOfTheWeb\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #800080; text-decoration: underline;\">Anchorman IV: The Legend Continues<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/h1>\n<h3 class=\"css-mosdo-Dek-Dek e1jnru6p0\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\"><a style=\"color: #ff00ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wsj.com\/articles\/anchorman-iv-the-legend-continues-11672770700?mod=djemBestOfTheWeb\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">The CBS program \u201c60 Minutes\u201d features a discredited doomsayer<\/span><\/a>.<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/76i9y8.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-106312\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/76i9y8.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"280\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/76i9y8.jpeg 420w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/76i9y8-300x200.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"css-xbvutc-Paragraph e3t0jlg0\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\" data-type=\"paragraph\">&#8220;<span style=\"color: #800080;\"><strong>Longtime readers of this column may recall Scott Pelley as the\u00a0<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a class=\"css-1h1us5y-StyledLink exk4ewm0\" style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wsj.com\/articles\/anchorman-iii-1497995485?mod=article_inline\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferer\" data-type=\"link\">CBS news anchor who bizarrely suggested<\/a><\/span><\/em><\/span>\u00a0that an infamous shooting attack on a Congressional baseball practice might have been \u201cself-inflicted.\u201d<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"css-xbvutc-Paragraph e3t0jlg0\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\" data-type=\"paragraph\"><span style=\"color: #800080;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>This week<\/em><\/span> Mr. Pelley isn\u2019t airing unfair accusations <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>against Republican representatives<\/em><\/span> but <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>against mankind itself<\/em><\/span>, and in its own way the new story he told on \u201c60 Minutes\u201d on Sunday night was <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>just as bizarre<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> That\u2019s because Mr. Pelley is promoting forecasts of planetary doom <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>even while acknowledging<\/em><\/span> that the doomsday forecaster <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>has a history of being wrong<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/span><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>.<\/em><\/span>..&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>In other words, in the best purposefully prevaricative practices of Dan Rather and Mary Mapes!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Speaking of the deliberatively deceptive, consider this misleading <em>FOX News<\/em> headline:<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"headline\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/us\/missouri-executes-transgender-woman-2003-murder-girlfriend\" class=\"broken_link\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #ff00ff; text-decoration: underline;\">Missouri executes transgender woman for 2003 murder of girlfriend<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/h1>\n<h3 class=\"sub-headline speakable\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #333399;\"><a style=\"color: #333399;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/us\/missouri-executes-transgender-woman-2003-murder-girlfriend\" class=\"broken_link\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Amber McLaughlin, 49, was convicted of the 2003 first-degree murder of a former girlfriend<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/76a425.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-106257\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/76a425.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"237\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/76a425.jpeg 420w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/76a425-300x169.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Except that when &#8220;Amber&#8221; stalked, raped and murdered the former girlfriend, Beverly Guenther, whose name <em>FOX<\/em>\u00a0obviously deems unworthy of headlining, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>his<\/em><\/span> name was <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Scott<\/em><\/span>.\u00a0 He <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/reduxx.info\/inmate-on-death-row-now-identifying-as-a-woman-ahead-of-execution\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>only transitioned when it became apparent an appeals court would likely reinstate his death penalty<\/em><\/span><\/a><\/span>, leaving anyone with an ounce of sense to conclude it was a ploy based on the hope Missouri would decline the honor of executing the first &#8220;transgender&#8221; killer.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Here&#8217;s to the Show Me State for proving Scott wrong!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Meanwhile, courtesy of Balls Cotton and <em>Tabletmag.com<\/em>, Lee Smith relates&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"Hero__headline itc-cushing text-center font-300\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tabletmag.com\/sections\/news\/articles\/how-the-fbi-hacked-twitter-lee-smith\" class=\"broken_link\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #333399; text-decoration: underline;\">How the FBI Hacked Twitter<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/h1>\n<h3 class=\"Hero__dek color-gray-darker graebenbach text-center font-400\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><a style=\"color: #ff0000;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tabletmag.com\/sections\/news\/articles\/how-the-fbi-hacked-twitter-lee-smith\" class=\"broken_link\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">The answer begins with Russiagate<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/download.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-106308\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/download.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"352\" height=\"420\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/download.jpeg 352w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/download-251x300.jpeg 251w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 352px) 100vw, 352px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"BlockContent col-12 lg:col-10 xl-wide:col-8 mxauto\">\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;<span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong>After journalist Matt Taibbi published the first batch of internal Twitter documents known as the Twitter files, he tweeted that the company\u2019s deputy general counsel, James Baker, was vetting them.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u201cThe news that Baker was reviewing the \u2018Twitter files\u2019 surprised everyone involved,\u201d Taibbi wrote.<\/span> That apparently included even Twitter\u2019s new boss, Elon Musk, who added that Baker may have deleted some of the files he was supposed to be reviewing.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Baker had been the top lawyer at the FBI when it interfered in the 2016 presidential election.<\/span> News that he might have been burying evidence of the spy service\u2019s use of a social media company to interfere with the 2020 election, is rightly setting off alarm bells.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">In fact, the FBI\u2019s penetration of Twitter constituted just one part of a much larger intelligence operation\u2014one in which the bureau offshored the machinery it used to interfere in the 2016 election and embedded it within the private sector.<\/span> The resulting behemoth, still being built today, is a public-private consortium made up of U.S. intelligence agencies, Big Tech companies, civil society institutions, and major media organizations that has become the world\u2019s most powerful spy service\u2014one that was powerful enough to disappear the former president of the United States from public life, and that is <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>now<\/em><\/span> powerful enough <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>to do the same or worse to anyone else it chooses<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/span>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>If you&#8217;re <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/wI3UFA3KTHc\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em>not concerned now<\/em><\/span><\/a>, trust us&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/tUoBkhTFdWA?start=7\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>In many another day and time, the likes of Baker would have been drawn, disemboweled and quartered, a practice, in the case of the FBI and many other treasonous bureaucrats&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/76i8xi.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-106310\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/76i8xi.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"236\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/76i8xi.jpeg 420w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/76i8xi-300x169.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;we <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>unreservedly<\/em><\/span> favor its <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>reinstitution<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"BlockContent col-12 lg:col-10 xl-wide:col-8 mxauto\">\n<p><strong>Moving on, here&#8217;s a sextet of special selections certain to pique the interest of inquiring Conservative minds:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>(1).\u00a0Matthew Greenwood, 32, and Jeremy Crahan, 40, both of Puyallup, WA<\/strong><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/us\/two-washington-men-charged-4-substation-attacks-christmas-cut-power-thousands-fbi\" class=\"broken_link\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em>were charged Tuesday in connection with\u00a0all four substation attacks\u00a0that occurred in western Washington state over Christmas<\/em><\/span><\/a>.\u00a0 Curiously absent from the account was any hint of motive.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>(2). Mere months after <a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/media\/twitter-scorches-kathy-hochul-telling-republicans-get-out-new-york\" class=\"broken_link\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em>suggesting certain New Yorkers flee to Florida<\/em><\/span><\/a>, Kathy Hochul, unquestionably&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/FPsRszS8uSo?start=86&amp;end=89&amp;\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>&#8230;is realizing <span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em>her upside-down economic model depends on them staying<\/em><\/span>.\u00a0 But she&#8217;s missed her chance to solve the Empire State&#8217;s fiscal crisis, as\u00a0<em>NRO<\/em>&#8216;s John Fund noted in this tweet: &#8220;This is so late, it basically counts as never.&#8221;\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>(3). In a blatant violation of the 1st Amendment, the latest batch of &#8220;Twitter Files&#8221; revealed <a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/media\/twitter-files-rep-adam-schiffs-office-requested-tech-giant-suspend-accounts\" class=\"broken_link\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em>Adam Schiff&#8217;s office made repeated requests for the suspension of certain accounts\u00a0the California Dimocrat deemed objectionable<\/em><\/span><\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>(4). In another amazing display of either ignorance or hypocrisy, after <a href=\"https:\/\/bleacherreport.com\/articles\/10053906-lakers-lebron-james-says-he-no-longer-supports-cowboys-due-to-national-anthem-policy\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em><u>cancelling the Cowboys for Jerry Jones&#8217; refusal to countenance kneeling for the National Anthem<\/u><\/em><\/span><\/a>, LeBron James <a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/sports\/lebron-james-stuns-fans-supportive-deshaun-watson-tweet-sex-assault-allegations-against-browns-qb\" class=\"broken_link\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em><u>tweeted his support of serial sex-assaulter DeShaun Watson<\/u><\/em><\/span><\/a>.\u00a0 Really?!?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Untitled-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-106255\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Untitled-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"212\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Untitled-1.png 420w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Untitled-1-300x151.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>Curiouser and curiouser.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>(5). We&#8217;re no particular fan of The Donald, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wsj.com\/articles\/trump-sued-by-estate-of-capitol-police-officer-who-died-after-jan-6-attack-11672962801?mod=djemalertNEWS\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em>but when it comes to the family of Brian Sicknick suing Trump over his death<\/em><\/span><\/a>, we say&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>(6). Adam Kinzinger&#8230;half ass, half horse&#8217;s ass, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>all<\/em><\/span> RINO&#8230;<a href=\"https:\/\/townhall.com\/tipsheet\/juliorosas\/2023\/01\/04\/adam-kinzinger-has-a-new-job-and-its-not-shocking-at-all-n2617916\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em>has found an appropriate landing zone<\/em><\/span><\/a> after leaving Illinois&#8217; 11th Congressional District before it left him.\u00a0 Not even the Air Force deserves the likes of this sorry&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Which brings us, appropriately enough, to <em>The Lighter Side<\/em>:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/aa.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-106265\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/aa.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"335\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/aa.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/aa-300x218.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/afb123022dAPR-800x0.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-106266\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/afb123022dAPR-800x0.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/afb123022dAPR-800x0.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/afb123022dAPR-800x0-300x214.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-106267\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/a.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"345\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/a.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/a-300x224.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/mc_background_web-800x0.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-106268\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/mc_background_web-800x0.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"347\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/mc_background_web-800x0.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/mc_background_web-800x0-300x225.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Image-1-4-23-at-10.26-AM.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-106273\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Image-1-4-23-at-10.26-AM.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"277\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Image-1-4-23-at-10.26-AM.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Image-1-4-23-at-10.26-AM-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Image-1-5-23-at-10.11-AM.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-106293\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Image-1-5-23-at-10.11-AM.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"306\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Image-1-5-23-at-10.11-AM.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Image-1-5-23-at-10.11-AM-300x199.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Then there&#8217;s these from Balls Cotton&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/image000002.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-106285\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/image000002.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"371\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/image000002.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/image000002-300x241.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/image000004.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-106286\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/image000004.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"503\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/image000004.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/image000004-276x300.jpg 276w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/image000000.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-106287\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/image000000.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"456\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/image000000.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/image000000-300x296.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;along with four bon mots from Ed Hickey:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/hickey1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-106274\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/hickey1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/hickey1.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/hickey1-300x260.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/hickey2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-106275\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/hickey2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"461\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/hickey2.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/hickey2-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/hickey2-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/hickey3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-106276\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/hickey3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"511\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/hickey3.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/hickey3-271x300.jpg 271w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/hickey4.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-106277\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/hickey4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/hickey4.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/hickey4-300x216.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Finally, we&#8217;ll call it a wrap with another sordid story straight from the pages of <em><span style=\"color: #800000;\">The Crime Blotter<\/span><\/em>, courtesy today of some more of that sh*t you just can&#8217;t make up, as a Sunshine State sheriff informs us&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"Component-heading-0-2-37\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><a style=\"color: #800000;\" href=\"https:\/\/apnews.com\/article\/oddities-crime-burglary-theft-florida-598b375ed200fc7f6ee3257f02c4a3eb?utm_source=join1440&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_placement=newsletter\" class=\"broken_link\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Florida Burglars call 911 to get help moving stuff<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/POLK-BURGLARLY-SUSPECTS-copy.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-106281\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/POLK-BURGLARLY-SUSPECTS-copy.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"236\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/POLK-BURGLARLY-SUSPECTS-copy.png 420w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/POLK-BURGLARLY-SUSPECTS-copy-300x169.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"Component-root-0-2-53 p Component-p-0-2-44\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;&#8230;<span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong>Deputies responded to a home Saturday after a 911 call was made but nobody spoke, the Polk County Sheriff\u2019s Office said. <span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">At the home, the deputies concluded that nobody lived there, but they found a male suspect and his girlfriend inside the home after entering it through an unlocked door.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"Component-root-0-2-53 p Component-p-0-2-44\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong>Deputies had been searching for the male suspect after identifying him from security video as a burglar at a Dollar General store in Poinciana, Florida, where several items were stolen earlier in the day, the sheriff\u2019s office said in a statement. Poinciana is about 35 miles (55 kilometers) south of Orlando.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"Component-root-0-2-53 p Component-p-0-2-44\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">While talking to deputies, the female suspect told them that she had called 911 for the purpose of having law enforcement help them move their belongings from the house they were burglarizing.<\/span> They also wanted to get a ride to the airport so they could spend the weekend in New York, the sheriff\u2019s office said<\/strong><\/span>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mr. Gonzalez-Garcia had not only asked the Dollar General clerk earlier about the cell phone he subsequently stole, but also inquired about employment.\u00a0 Something tells us Mensa membership ain&#8217;t in their future.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Magoo<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em><strong>Video of the Day<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>John Stossel records what happens when you cross Xi Jinping, the man behind the financial support of the Biden, Obama and Clinton criminal cartels!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/87y50UB88gU\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong><em>Tales of The Darkside<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>This is the biggest pile of happy horsesh*t we&#8217;ve EVER heard!\u00a0 Holy &#8220;Far too little, far too late&#8221;, Batbutt!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Nhen5GvBQmQ\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em><strong>On the Lighter Side<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>See if you can find the flaws in this Kentuckian&#8217;s unscientific method. SPOILER ALERT: You don&#8217;t conduct an experiment using unknown materials, and angling a flat surface reduces the penetrating power of any object impacting it.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Gekikz1gm1c?start=22&amp;end=515&amp;\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Friday, January 6th, 2023, the 2nd anniversary of an event which was far more likely an FBI false-flag operation than an insurrection. But before we begin, our abiding distaste for Kevin McCarthy notwithstanding,\u00a0this tweet from Florida Congressman Mike Waltz is on point: Here&#8217;s the juice: Were McCarthy willing to ban earmarks, a promise he [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1988,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"no","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-106302","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106302","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1988"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=106302"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106302\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":106376,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106302\/revisions\/106376"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=106302"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=106302"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=106302"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}