{"id":19242,"date":"2013-06-10T22:30:55","date_gmt":"2013-06-11T02:30:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/?p=19242"},"modified":"2013-06-24T19:43:36","modified_gmt":"2013-06-24T23:43:36","slug":"the-daily-gouge-tuesday-june-11th-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/?p=19242","title":{"rendered":"The Daily Gouge, Tuesday, June 11th, 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>It&#8217;s Tuesday, June 11th, 2013&#8230;and here&#8217;s The Gouge!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>First up, the latest edition of <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em><a title=\"Hope 'n Change\" href=\"http:\/\/hopenchangecartoons.blogspot.com\/\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Hope &#8216;n Change<\/span><\/a><\/em><\/span>:<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"post-title entry-title\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">But Words Will Never Hurt Me<\/span><\/span><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/But-Words-Will-Never-Hurt-Me.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-19249\" alt=\"But Words Will Never Hurt Me\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/But-Words-Will-Never-Hurt-Me.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"244\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/But-Words-Will-Never-Hurt-Me.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/But-Words-Will-Never-Hurt-Me-300x146.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Now that we&#8217;re aware that virtually all of our communications are being monitored 24\/7 by the Obama administration, it&#8217;s not surprising that people are trying to think of how to present the most innocent (and non-patriotic) profiles possible in their emails, phonecalls, and Internet habits. <span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>There are so many potential keywords (and words which can be misconstrued), that a lot of people are deciding that it&#8217;s best just to <i>avoid speaking aloud or writing<\/i> about controversial topics like politics, liberty, freedom, religion, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>or the competency of Barack Barry Hussein Soetoro Obama<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Instead, Americans are wearing fixed (albeit nervous) grins when they talk about how great our deficit is, how terrific abortion is, and how outdated the Constitution is. <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Which is, after all, the actual goal of the NSA&#8217;s PRISM program (at least as it is administered under Barack Obama): <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>not to catch terrorists<\/em><\/span>, but <i><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">to make ordinary citizens afraid to speak their minds or seek the truth about abuse of government power<\/span>.<\/i><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">But <i>Hope n&#8217; Change<\/i> would like to offer everyone a &#8220;good news \/ bad news&#8221; perspective&#8230; <span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>The bad news is that if you&#8217;re reading this, <i>you&#8217;re already on Barry&#8217;s shit list <\/i>and likely to be suffering government abuse in the future (if you&#8217;re not already).<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>But the <i>good<\/i> news is that this frees you to speak up<i> as long and as loudly as you possibly can<\/i>.<\/strong> <\/span><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>Which will be <i>our<\/i> plan <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>until the black helicopters arrive<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Funny.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-19250\" alt=\"Funny\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Funny.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"195\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Funny.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Funny-300x117.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>We expect to be on the same flight.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Meanwhile, back at the ranch with The Gang Who Still Can&#8217;t Shoot Straight, we offer this follow-up on yesterday&#8217;s item highlighting the hypocrisy of RINO Kelly Ayotte, courtesy of Daniel Horowitz writing at <em>RedState.com<\/em>:<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"title clear\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Another Schumer Republican Who Lied to Get Elected<\/span><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/fnl060913a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-19254\" alt=\"fnl060913a\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/fnl060913a.png\" width=\"250\" height=\"319\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/fnl060913a.png 250w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/fnl060913a-235x300.png 235w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>It\u2019s amazing how many Republicans ran for election as absolutely opposed to any form of amnesty \u2013 <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>certainly before enforcing existing laws<\/em><\/span>.\u00a0 <span style=\"color: #800080;\">Somehow within a year or two, all of them have had an epiphany.<\/span>\u00a0<\/strong><\/span> The latest example is Senator Kelly Ayotte from New Hampshire, the third amigo in the McCain\/Graham Schumer club.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">In 2010, Ayotte ran strong on the issue of illegal immigration, and actually aired a number of ads lambasting her Democrat opponent on support for amnesty.\u00a0 During the primary, she had a strong Tea Party challenge from Ovide Lamontagne, winning by just 1600 votes.\u00a0 <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Needless to say, she wouldn\u2019t have been caught dead supporting amnesty during that primary.<\/strong><\/span>\u00a0 Here is a quick summary of some of her greatest hits in 2010, brought to you by Project Vote Smart:<\/p>\n<ul style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">\n<li style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">\n<blockquote style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Kelly Ayotte. News. 16 September 2010: <em><span style=\"color: #800080;\"><strong>\u201c\u2018We don\u2019t need to add, necessarily, more laws,\u201d she said.<\/strong> <\/span>\u201cLet\u2019s look at enforcing what we have on the immigration context and then measure where we are.\u2019 <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Ayotte would push for illegal immigrants already living in the U.S. to be immediately deported and does not support any form of amnesty, she said.\u201d<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">\n<blockquote style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Schoenberg, Shira. 2010. Concord Monitor: <em>Ayotte in Line with GOP Policy. 16 August 2010. <span style=\"color: #800080;\"><strong>\u201cAyotte said she would first address illegal immigration by securing the country\u2019s borders, enforcing existing immigration laws and making English the official language of the U.S.\u201d<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">\n<blockquote style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Kelly Ayotte. Issue Position: Crime and Safety: <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong><em>\u201cKelly believes in the importance of enforcing our national borders and in ensuring only legal immigration.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">\n<blockquote style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Kelly Ayotte. Issue Position: Immigration: <em><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>\u201cIn the Senate, Kelly\u2019s top immigration priority will be to secure our borders \u2014 <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">no excuses<\/span>.<\/strong> <\/span><span style=\"color: #800080;\"><strong>Simultaneously, she will work to ensure that existing immigration laws are enforced and is against amnesty.<\/strong><\/span> Kelly knows that Americans can solve any problem if they put their mind to it \u2014 and she will bring that results-oriented approach to this critical issue.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Well, fast-forward less than three years, and Ayotte plans to vote for the worst amnesty bill ever proposed.\u00a0 This, from Breitbart:<\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>On Sunday\u2019s Face the Nation (CBS), Sen. Kelly Ayotte (R-NH) announced she would support the Gang of Eight\u2019s immigration reform proposal. \u201cOur immigration system is completely broken,\u201d she said, calling the legislation \u201ca thoughtful, bipartisan solution to a tough problem.\u201d <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>She specifically singled out the bill\u2019s loose border security requirements for praise, labeling them strong enough to prevent \u201canother wave of illegal immigration.\u201d<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Wow \u2013 just wow.\u00a0 This bill actually imposes numerous restrictions on future deportations, which, coupled with the new incentive of legalization, will ensure that there is a future wave.\u00a0 The future wave will, in turn, be guaranteed automatic defacto amnesty.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/IllegalImmigrants1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-19256\" alt=\"BudgetDeficitDecline-Real Economic Growth\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/IllegalImmigrants1.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"304\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/IllegalImmigrants1.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/IllegalImmigrants1-300x228.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #800080;\"><strong>Of course, the most significant driver of all the defections is the support from the GOP Leader, Mitch McConnell.\u00a0 <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Hey, who needs Democrats when the GOP leader is scoring points for their side anyway?<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Here\u2019s a novel idea: if all these undocumented supporters of open borders think that \u2018amnesty first, enforcement never\u2019 is such a good idea, why don\u2019t they have the moxie to run on that platform <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">during<\/span> the election.\u00a0 Why do all these people \u2013 from Rubio and Flake to McConnell, Hatch, and Ayotte \u2013 undergo such a cathartic change within a few years?<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #800080;\"><strong>It\u2019s time we call all the GOP offices and ask them to either vote no on cloture or stand before their constituents during the primaries and defend their real position on amnesty.<\/strong><\/span>\u00a0 A number of these weak Republicans (along with the phony red state Democrats) are up for reelection next year.\u00a0 They might think they are safe from a primary challenge, but we are still early in the cycle.\u00a0 There are a number of potential candidates who may come forward over the next few months.\u00a0 <strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">We look forward to seeing these brave statesmen defend their political U-turns with courage and alacrity.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>As for Wile E. Ayotte, fool New Hampshire voters once&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/10065_486504694752494_382656783_n.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-19257\" alt=\"10065_486504694752494_382656783_n\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/10065_486504694752494_382656783_n.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/10065_486504694752494_382656783_n.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/10065_486504694752494_382656783_n-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/10065_486504694752494_382656783_n-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;shame on her.\u00a0 Now that she&#8217;s fooled them twice, it&#8217;s on them.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>And since we&#8217;re on the subject of Republican senators who had many fooled&#8230;including us&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Rubio: Legalization Will Come Before Border Security<\/span><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/6a00d8341c730253ef017ee87ced0e970d-800wi.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-19288\" alt=\"6a00d8341c730253ef017ee87ced0e970d-800wi\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/6a00d8341c730253ef017ee87ced0e970d-800wi.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/6a00d8341c730253ef017ee87ced0e970d-800wi.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/6a00d8341c730253ef017ee87ced0e970d-800wi-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em><strong>&#8220;Did I just say that?!?&#8221;<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">We&#8217;ve been told for months by Democrats and Republicans that before amnesty is granted to more than 11 million illegal immigrants in the United States, the border will be secured. But over the weekend, Republican Senator Marco Rubio, who is part of the Gang of 8, told Univision legalization will be coming before border security.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Rubio, responding to the concern that legalization might be delayed and therefore be subjected to the policies of future administrations:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Let&#8217;s be clear. Nobody is talking about preventing the legalization. The legalization is going to happen. <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>That means the following will happen: <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">First comes the legalization<\/span>. <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Then<\/span> come the measures to secure the border.<\/span><\/strong><strong> And then comes the process of permanent residence.<\/strong><\/span> What we&#8217;re talking about here is the system of permanent residence. As for the legalization, the enormous majority of my colleagues have accepted that it has to happen and that it has to begin at the same time we begin the measures for [the border]. It is not conditional. <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><b>The legalization is not conditional.<\/b><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em>The legalization is not conditional<\/em>?<\/span> <em>If it isn&#8217;t, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">then what is<\/span><\/em>? <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>And why have we been told for months the border will be secured before amnesty and citizenship processes are started<\/em><\/span>?<\/span><em> If the border being secure in order to prevent another amnesty down the road isn&#8217;t conditional to amnesty for those already here, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">then what is the point<\/span><\/em>?<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Without border security first and legalization second, we&#8217;re looking at 1986 all over again and only setting ourselves up for another illegal immigration battle down the road. Up until now, many conservatives have shown skepticism toward the Gang of 8 legislation for this exact reason. Democrats Chuck Schumer and Dick Durbin couldn&#8217;t be trusted to follow through with their promise for border security first, legalization second and with Rubio&#8217;s statements over the weekend to Univision, that promise is pretty much dead.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">As a reminder:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong><em>&#8220;Our bill says that no one who is illegally here gets to even apply for a Green Card until the border plan is fully implemented.&#8221;<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/B_-mL5xVzkc\" height=\"235\" width=\"420\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>Yo&#8230;Marco:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/PlBpNTEaRTI?start=36\" height=\"235\" width=\"420\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>Psalm 146:3 had it right: &#8220;Do not put your trust in princes, in human beings, who cannot save.&#8221;<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/RnRkCemeV7k?start=24\" height=\"235\" width=\"420\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>And in today&#8217;s edition of Idiots on Parade, Bill Cosby suggests&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #008000;\">We Should All Be More Like Muslims<\/span><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/radical-islam-shariah-lawoppression-battaile-politics-1367823608.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-19291\" alt=\"radical-islam-shariah-lawoppression-battaile-politics-1367823608\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/radical-islam-shariah-lawoppression-battaile-politics-1367823608-300x259.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"259\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/radical-islam-shariah-lawoppression-battaile-politics-1367823608-300x259.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/radical-islam-shariah-lawoppression-battaile-politics-1367823608.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8230;I\u2019m a Christian. But Muslims are misunderstood. Intentionally misunderstood. We should all be more like them. They make sense, especially with their children. <span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>There is no other group like the Black Muslims, who put so much effort into teaching children the right things, they don\u2019t smoke, they don\u2019t drink or overindulge in alcohol, they protect their women, they command respect.<\/strong><\/span> And what do these other people do?<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">They complain about them, they criticize them. <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>We\u2019d be a better world if we emulated them.<\/strong><\/span> We don\u2019t have to become black Muslims, but we can embrace the things that work.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">We need people, not just in the church but in the community, who are not afraid to speak up because they want to hear a child\u2019s laughter \u2014 not a child\u2019s blood-curdling scream because a bullet hit them. We want them playing outside.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bill went on to add we should also emulate another group of rabid anti-Semites: &#8220;we don&#8217;t have to <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>become<\/em><\/span> National Socialists, but we can <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>embrace<\/em><\/span> the the things that work&#8230;like the trains running on time!&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/TO86Hvr0f8M\" height=\"235\" width=\"420\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>Turning now to our <span style=\"color: #008000;\">Money Quote<\/span>, James Taranto details U.N. Ambassador-nominee Samantha Powers basis for backing Barack:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>&#8220;<span style=\"color: #008000;\">From the day I met you and you told me that you had spent a chunk of your vacation reading a long, dark book on genocide,&#8217; Power said to the president, &#8216;I knew you were a different kind of leader, and I knew I wanted to work for you.<\/span>&#8220;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Powers is bad enough; but America should thank its lucky stars Der Obamao wasn&#8217;t reading &#8220;Where The Buffalo Roam&#8221;.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>On the Lighter Side&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/TOON0611BW.jpg.cms_.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-19276\" alt=\"TOON0611BW.jpg.cms\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/TOON0611BW.jpg.cms_.jpg\" width=\"462\" height=\"308\" 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alt=\"holb_c10991520130610120100\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/holb_c10991520130610120100.jpg\" width=\"462\" height=\"303\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/holb_c10991520130610120100.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/holb_c10991520130610120100-300x196.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/bg061013dAPR20130607034515.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-19244\" alt=\"bg061013dAPR20130607034515\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/bg061013dAPR20130607034515.jpg\" width=\"462\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/bg061013dAPR20130607034515.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/bg061013dAPR20130607034515-300x227.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/ATT00023.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-19261\" alt=\"h47554636\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/h47554636.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"366\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/h47554636.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/h47554636-300x219.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-19278\" alt=\"ATT00023\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/ATT00023.jpeg\" width=\"480\" height=\"384\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/ATT00023.jpeg 480w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/ATT00023-300x240.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Then there&#8217;s this series of panoply of pointed political humor forwarded by Joe Flood:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/ATT00002.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-19279\" alt=\"ATT00002\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/ATT00002.jpeg\" width=\"400\" height=\"308\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/ATT00002.jpeg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/ATT00002-300x231.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/ATT00006.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-19280\" alt=\"ATT00006\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/ATT00006.jpeg\" width=\"400\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/ATT00006.jpeg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/ATT00006-300x240.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/ATT00008.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-19281\" alt=\"ATT00008\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/ATT00008.jpeg\" width=\"400\" height=\"222\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/ATT00008.jpeg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/ATT00008-300x166.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/ATT00016.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-19282\" alt=\"ATT00016\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/ATT00016.jpeg\" width=\"462\" height=\"477\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/ATT00016.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/ATT00016-290x300.jpeg 290w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/ATT00019.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-19283\" alt=\"ATT00019\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/ATT00019.jpeg\" width=\"462\" height=\"468\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/ATT00019.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/ATT00019-296x300.jpeg 296w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/ATT00021.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-19284\" alt=\"ATT00021\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/ATT00021.jpeg\" width=\"462\" height=\"323\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/ATT00021.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/ATT00021-300x209.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Thanks Joe; Diane and you are in our prayers every day.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Finally, yet another sign The Apocalypse is Upon Us:<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"entry-title\" id=\"article-title\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\">Parents of boy who wore makeup to school push for tolerance training<\/span><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/z184884060.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-19286\" alt=\"z184884060\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/z184884060-300x225.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/z184884060-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/z184884060.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">The parents of a Tampa Bay student have started an online petition asking for improved tolerance training after their son was castigated for wearing makeup on the last day of school. <span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\"><strong>The Tampa Bay Times reports <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Chris Martin decided<\/em><\/span> to wear black eyeliner, eye shadow and lipstick on the last day of eighth grade at Meadowlawn Middle School in St. Petersburg.<\/strong><\/span><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong> Administrators told the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>14-year-old boy<\/em><\/span> he was violating the dress code.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\"><strong>The <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>two women who raised the teen<\/em><\/span> say they understand why his shirt&#8217;s image &#8212; an anarchy symbol and sheath &#8212; violated the code but the makeup was no different than what girls wear every day.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong><em>The district <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">backed<\/span> the principal&#8217;s decision<\/em>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>BZ, district!\u00a0 As for those so full of Liberal Kool-Aid to suggest this kid, given normal, heterosexual, biologic parents, would have acted similarly, wake up and drink some coffee&#8230;LOTS of coffee.<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Magoo<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Tuesday, June 11th, 2013&#8230;and here&#8217;s The Gouge! First up, the latest edition of Hope &#8216;n Change: But Words Will Never Hurt Me &nbsp; Now that we&#8217;re aware that virtually all of our communications are being monitored 24\/7 by the Obama administration, it&#8217;s not surprising that people are trying to think of how to present [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1988,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19242","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19242","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1988"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19242"}],"version-history":[{"count":31,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19242\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19298,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19242\/revisions\/19298"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}