{"id":28041,"date":"2014-11-23T20:52:41","date_gmt":"2014-11-24T01:52:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/?p=28041"},"modified":"2014-11-23T20:52:48","modified_gmt":"2014-11-24T01:52:48","slug":"the-daily-gouge-archive-friday-november-21st-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/?p=28041","title":{"rendered":"The Daily Gouge Archive, Friday, November 21st, 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s Friday, November 21st, 2014…but first we interrupt our regularly scheduled programming for this important public safety announcement:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Horrific crash kills 5 family members on ‘dream trip’ to Disney World<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/h1>\n

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Forget the fact the 16-year-old eldest child was driving when he fell asleep at the wheel close to midnight; all five family members killed, including the parents, were NOT<\/em><\/span> wearing seat belts! \u00a0The three kids who were strapped in, including the driver, lived.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

On a recent trip to a rug store in Alexandria TLJ frequents in the course of her interior design work, she learned her favorite salesman was hospitalized with a broken neck. \u00a0He’d been out on the Washington Beltway teaching his daughter to drive, she had panicked and crashed their vehicle. \u00a0She was buckled in and suffered no serious injury; her father, who wasn’t wearing a safety harness, is now a quadriplegic.<\/b><\/p>\n

Please, always<\/em><\/span> buckle up; unless, of course…<\/b><\/p>\n

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…you’re either of these two douche pumps.<\/b><\/p>\n

Now, here’s The Gouge!<\/strong><\/p>\n

First up, here’s the juice:<\/strong>\u00a0the entire Dimocratic Party, indeed Progressivism as a whole, stinks like a whorehouse at low tide. \u00a0But the Marxist-in-Chief has a particularly odiferous stench truly his own.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Rather waste words detailing the illegalities, lies and rank hypocrisy which characterize this treasonous snake’s latest unconstitutional pronouncement, we’ll let Megyn Kelly and David Harsanyi do the talking:<\/strong><\/p>\n