{"id":32275,"date":"2015-07-16T21:21:11","date_gmt":"2015-07-17T01:21:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/?p=32275"},"modified":"2015-07-16T21:21:19","modified_gmt":"2015-07-17T01:21:19","slug":"the-daily-gouge-archive-wednesday-july-15th-2015","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/?p=32275","title":{"rendered":"The Daily Gouge Archive, Wednesday, July 15th, 2015"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>It&#8217;s Wednesday, July 15th, 2015&#8230;but before we begin, a brief bit of brightness in a sky full of Progressive-fueled foreboding:<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"post-title\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.theblaze.com\/stories\/2015\/07\/13\/there-was-one-noticeable-item-missing-from-the-stage-while-scott-walker-announced-presidential-run\/?utm_source=Sailthru&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_term=Firewire_Morning_Test&amp;utm_campaign=Firewire%20Morning%20Edition%20Recurring%20v2%202015-07-14\" class=\"broken_link\">There Was One Noticeable Item Missing from the Stage While Scott Walker Announced Presidential Run<\/a><\/span><\/span><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/120314_obama_teleprompter_ap_328.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-32225\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/120314_obama_teleprompter_ap_328.jpg\" alt=\"Obama\" width=\"400\" height=\"217\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/120314_obama_teleprompter_ap_328.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/120314_obama_teleprompter_ap_328-300x163.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>That&#8217;s right: a lying, narcissistic Socialist&#8230;and a teleprompter! \u00a0Ever notice when someone actually <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>believes<\/em><\/span> in the product they&#8217;re peddling, the words just seem to come naturally&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/z-dialect-01-700srgb1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-32227\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/z-dialect-01-700srgb1.jpg\" alt=\"z-dialect-01-700srgb\" width=\"525\" height=\"343\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/z-dialect-01-700srgb1.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/z-dialect-01-700srgb1-300x196.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/a><strong>&#8230;regardless of political persuasion?!?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Now, here&#8217;s The Gouge!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>First up, just as you can tell a lot about a man by the the company he keeps&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/image0471.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-32228\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/image0471.jpg\" alt=\"image047\" width=\"260\" height=\"274\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;one can learn all one needs to know about a policy we consider an act of outright treason by the way its presented; or, in the case of biggest act of appeasement since Neville Chamberlain brought back peace in his time from Munich, the way its <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>misrepresented<\/em><\/span>, as <em>NRO<\/em>&#8216;s Jim Geraghty details:\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #008000;\">The Democrats\u2019 Strategy: Insist the Deal Doesn\u2019t Restrict Inspections<\/span><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/Middle-East-2027.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-32229\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/Middle-East-2027.gif\" alt=\"Middle East 2027\" width=\"400\" height=\"167\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><b><i>The Middle East&#8230;in the not-too-distant future; Allahu Akbar&#8230;and bless YOU, Barry!<\/i><\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>We now know how the Obama administration and its friends will sell the deal with Iran:\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>lie<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Here\u2019s Representative Don Beyer, Democrat of Virginia, telling MSNBC why he\u2019ll vote for the Iran deal:\u00a0<span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u201cThanks to the Obama administration\u2019s negotiations, Iran\u2019s nuclear program will be under lock, key and camera 24 hours a day, 365 days a year.<\/span> The eyes of the international community are on every centrifuge, every ounce of uranium, in all of Iran\u2019s nuclear facilities.\u201d<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Completely false<\/em><\/span>: \u201c<em>UN inspectors can demand access to nuclear facilities on Iran military sites, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">but they aren\u2019t immediate or even guaranteed<\/span><\/em>. <span style=\"color: #008000;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Any<\/em><\/span> inspections at those sites would need to be approved <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>by a joint commission composed of one member from each of the negotiating parties<\/em><\/span>.<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em> The process for approving those inspections could take as many as <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">24 days<\/span><\/em>.\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/Nuculure.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-32230\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/Nuculure.jpg\" alt=\"Nuculure\" width=\"400\" height=\"398\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/Nuculure.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/Nuculure-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/Nuculure-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">There have been a lot of depressing lies from this administration and its friends \u2014 \u201cif you like your plan, you can keep your plan,\u201d \u201cI didn\u2019t call the Islamic State a \u2018JV\u2019 team\u201c; \u201cI believe marriage is between a man and a woman,\u201d\u00a0\u2013\u00a0<span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>but the fact that the administration and its allies will lie to the public about an issue as important as Iran\u2019s nuclear program is thoroughly dispiriting.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>It\u2019s almost as dispiriting as the administration\u2019s blind faith that this deal, which allows Iranian nuclear research to continue, won\u2019t set off a nuclear arms race in the Middle East and make a future nuclear conflict much, much more likely.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>Just so we&#8217;re clear, Iran gets (a) $100 billion to finance international Islamic terrorism and further its nuclear weapons program; (b) to keep its centrifuges; (c) it&#8217;s underground nuclear research facility (which begs the question why a &#8220;peaceful&#8221; nuclear development program <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>needs<\/em><\/span> an underground facility?!?); (d) additional oil revenues; (e) the ability to acquire new weapons systems; (f) virtually no inspections; and (g) a significantly reduced probability sanctions will ever be reimposed.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>What does the United States get?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/Chamberlain-Obama.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-32246\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/Chamberlain-Obama.jpg\" alt=\"Chamberlain-Obama\" width=\"400\" height=\"255\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/Chamberlain-Obama.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/Chamberlain-Obama-300x191.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Other than history repeating itself, not a damn thing!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>And what about&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/obama-nuke-deal-leaves-christian-pastor-saeed-abedini-in-iranian-prison.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-32250\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/obama-nuke-deal-leaves-christian-pastor-saeed-abedini-in-iranian-prison.jpg\" alt=\"obama-nuke-deal-leaves-christian-pastor-saeed-abedini-in-iranian-prison\" width=\"400\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/obama-nuke-deal-leaves-christian-pastor-saeed-abedini-in-iranian-prison.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/obama-nuke-deal-leaves-christian-pastor-saeed-abedini-in-iranian-prison-300x188.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>them<\/em><\/span>? \u00a0Unfortunately, in circumstances eerily similar to the last four Americans&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/Tommy-Graphic-41.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-32251\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/Tommy-Graphic-41.jpg\" alt=\"Tommy-Graphic-4\" width=\"400\" height=\"245\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/Tommy-Graphic-41.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/Tommy-Graphic-41-300x184.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>FYI, were politicians truly held accountable for their acts and words, Don Beyer would be facing a firing squad&#8230;along with Barry and Kerry. \u00a0And we wouldn&#8217;t frequent one of his auto dealerships if our very life depended upon it.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>In a related item of realism from the <em>WSJ<\/em>, Bret Stephens lists&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"wsj-article-headline\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000; text-decoration: underline;\">The Best Arguments for an Iran Deal<\/span><\/span><\/h1>\n<h2 class=\"sub-head\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">The heroic assumptions, and false premises, of our diplomacy<\/span>.<\/span><\/h2>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/Kerry_Iranian_Bomb_Mission_Accomplished.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-32216\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/Kerry_Iranian_Bomb_Mission_Accomplished.jpg\" alt=\"Kerry_Iranian_Bomb_Mission_Accomplished\" width=\"400\" height=\"219\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/Kerry_Iranian_Bomb_Mission_Accomplished.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/Kerry_Iranian_Bomb_Mission_Accomplished-300x164.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;&#8230;Americans are a lucky people\u2014lucky in our geography, our founders and the immigrants we attract to our shores. <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>So lucky that Bismarck supposedly once said \u201cthere is a special providence for drunkards, fools, and the United States of America.\u201d<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Maybe we\u2019ll get lucky again. <span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Maybe Iran will change for the better after Mr. Khamenei passes from the scene<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Maybe international monitors will succeed with Iran where they failed with North Korea<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Maybe John Kerry is the world\u2019s best negotiator, and this deal was the best we could do<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Or maybe we <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>won\u2019t<\/em><\/span> be lucky.<\/strong><\/span> <span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Maybe there\u2019s no special providence for nations drunk on hope, led by fools<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/span>&#8220;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Owing to a President either hopelessly over his head, or dedicated to her destruction, wethinks America&#8217;s luck may have finally run out&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/Dealing-from-the-Bottom.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-32231\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/Dealing-from-the-Bottom.jpg\" alt=\"Dealing from the Bottom\" width=\"500\" height=\"241\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/Dealing-from-the-Bottom.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/Dealing-from-the-Bottom-300x145.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;along with Israel&#8217;s!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/sayonara-bibi.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-32234\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/sayonara-bibi.jpg\" alt=\"sayonara-bibi\" width=\"340\" height=\"217\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/sayonara-bibi.jpg 340w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/sayonara-bibi-300x191.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 340px) 100vw, 340px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>But, we report, you decide&#8230;though we&#8217;ll leave you with two thoughts; first, we&#8217;re just hoping Bibi, with the off-the-record help of the Saudis and Jordanians, weighs in on the issue&#8230;decisively and soon! \u00a0Second, we don&#8217;t know which is more inexplicable: that any thinking American would support such farcical foreign policy; or that so many are lining up&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/6a602e68966800324ec4ed46c22531f7.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-32240\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/6a602e68966800324ec4ed46c22531f7.jpg\" alt=\"6a602e68966800324ec4ed46c22531f7\" width=\"300\" height=\"291\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;for <span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em><a style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/corner\/421199\/hillary-backs-iran-deal-tries-make-it-sound-better-it-patrick-brennan\">more of the same<\/a><\/em><\/span>?!?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Since we&#8217;re on the subject of classic Clintonian double-speak, <em>NRO<\/em>&#8216;s David French reports on a sterling example which would leave even Bill speechless with awe:<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #ff00ff;\"><a style=\"color: #ff00ff; text-decoration: underline;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/corner\/421192\/planned-parenthood-reacts-were-not-selling-baby-parts-were-getting-reimbursed-tissue\">Planned Parenthood Reacts: We\u2019re Not Selling Baby Parts \u2014 We\u2019re Getting Reimbursed for \u2018Tissue\u2019 Donations<\/a><\/span><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/jjxwVuozMnU\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>Nothing to see here, folks&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/PlannedParenthoodSangerPic1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-32241\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/PlannedParenthoodSangerPic1.jpg\" alt=\"PlannedParenthoodSangerPic1\" width=\"400\" height=\"284\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/PlannedParenthoodSangerPic1.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/PlannedParenthoodSangerPic1-300x213.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;move along!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Meanwhile, further evidence, courtesy of <em>FOX Business<\/em>\u00a0and Jeff Foutch, nations, like fish, do in fact rot from the head back:<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #800080;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a style=\"color: #800080; text-decoration: underline;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.foxbusiness.com\/economy-policy\/2015\/07\/13\/irs-ignores-deadline-to-hand-over-lerner-emails\/\" class=\"broken_link\">IRS Ignores Deadline to Hand Over Lerner Emails<\/a><\/span><\/span><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/Rotting-Administration-by-Glenn-Foden.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-32232\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/Rotting-Administration-by-Glenn-Foden.jpg\" alt=\"Rotting Administration by Glenn Foden\" width=\"400\" height=\"303\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/Rotting-Administration-by-Glenn-Foden.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/Rotting-Administration-by-Glenn-Foden-300x227.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;The Internal Revenue Service is ignoring a court-imposed deadline to turn over newly found Lois Lerner email documents essential to investigations of the IRS tax-exempt scandal.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #800080;\"><strong>U.S. District Court Judge Emmet Sullivan last week ordered the agency to turn over 1,800 new emails from Lerner, who ran the tax exempt unit which decided which organizations could receive tax exempt status.<\/strong> <\/span>The government watchdog group Judicial Watch has sought the emails in a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request. Monday, a spokesperson told \u00a0FOXBusiness.com that the group would not oppose the IRS producing something this Wednesday and every 2 weeks thereafter, assuming the Court agrees. <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>At the time of publication there was no word from the IRS on this development or an amended order from the court<\/strong><\/span>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rule of law? \u00a0WE don&#8217; need no stinkin&#8217;&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/rule-of-law.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-32233\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/rule-of-law.png\" alt=\"rule of law\" width=\"247\" height=\"262\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;rule of law!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><b>Turning now to <em>Idiots on Parade<\/em>, contemporary confirmation of Paul&#8217;s divinely-inspired wisdom when he wrote Romans 1:22:<\/b><\/p>\n<h1 style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/us\/2015\/07\/13\/college-conservatives-murder-free-zone-no-go-on-oregon-campus\/?intcmp=latestnews\" class=\"broken_link\">College conservatives\u2019 \u2018murder-free zone\u2019 a no-go on Oregon campus<\/a><\/span><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/tumblr_m0wfzbCNIm1qexz1no1_500.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-32198\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/tumblr_m0wfzbCNIm1qexz1no1_500.jpg\" alt=\"tumblr_m0wfzbCNIm1qexz1no1_500\" width=\"400\" height=\"296\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/tumblr_m0wfzbCNIm1qexz1no1_500.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/tumblr_m0wfzbCNIm1qexz1no1_500-300x222.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em><strong>Particularly HIGHER Education!<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;It was supposed to be a stunt to point out the silliness of banning unwanted activity by decree, but a college conservative group in Oregon was stunned at the reason school officials killed their proposed \u201cmurder free zone.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Portland State University\u2019s College Republicans chapter sought permission to set up a table on campus to generate support for the idea, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>but school officials said their effort could promote violence against them<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/span>&#8230;\u201cIn the murder-free zone we were looking to create, nobody will be killed with guns, knives, sticks, or anything of the sort,\u201d said Christian Bripschgi, political director of Oregon\u2019s College Republican Federation chapter.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Bripschgi, who wrote about his effort in a column for The College Fix, figured getting permission to set up the table would be \u201cas easy as renting a library book.\u201d The idea was to advance a \u201cmurder-free zone\u201d as a logical extension of the \u201cgun free zones\u201d on campus and in buildings across the Portland area.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #003300;\">\u201cOur advisor signed off on our proposal quickly at first but became skeptical after she saw the nature of the content,\u201d Bripschgi said.<\/span>\u00a0Upon further review, Bripschgi said, school officials determined the proposal could be \u201clibelous,\u201d \u201ctriggering\u201d <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>and cause people to attack them<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Portland State officials did not respond to numerous requests for comment&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sooo&#8230;why not just declare the campus of Portland State a &#8220;violence free&#8221; zone? \u00a0Problem solved!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>In a related item of educated idiocy, as we learn in today&#8217;s installment of <em>Your Tax Dollars at Work<\/em>, aka the\u00a0<em>Junk Science Section<\/em>&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #ff00ff;\"><a style=\"color: #ff00ff; text-decoration: underline;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/politics\/2015\/07\/13\/taxpayers-have-now-spent-35-million-to-find-out-why-lesbians-are-obese\/?intcmp=latestnews\" class=\"broken_link\">Taxpayers have now spent $3.5 million to find out why lesbians are obese<\/a><\/span><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/lesbians-aint-like-the-movies1268505418.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-32209\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/lesbians-aint-like-the-movies1268505418.jpg\" alt=\"lesbians+aint+like+the+movies1268505418\" width=\"400\" height=\"309\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/lesbians-aint-like-the-movies1268505418.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/lesbians-aint-like-the-movies1268505418-300x232.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;The National Institutes of Health (NIH) has now spent over $3.5 million to determine why the majority of lesbians are obese.\u00a0<span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\"><strong>The project,<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em> now entering its fifth year<\/em><\/span>, received another grant worth $658,485 this summer.<\/strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\"> The total funding for the research is now $3,531,925.<\/span><span style=\"color: #800080;\"><strong> Funding <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>has more than doubled<\/em><\/span> since the study was first revealed in 2013.<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\"><strong>Since, the study that is examining why three-quarters of lesbians are obese, but gay men are not, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>has survived sequester cuts<\/em><\/span> and continues to produce results such as the discovery that gay men have a \u201cgreater desire for toned muscles\u201d than straight men.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Another scientific paper associated with the research concluded that lesbians have lower &#8220;athletic- self esteem&#8221; that may lead to higher rates of obesity&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Gee&#8230;it couldn&#8217;t be they were obese, and consequently unattractive to begin with. \u00a0And the resultant failure to attract a member of the opposite sex led to seek love elsewhere? \u00a0Then again, maybe if they stopped forcing Christians to bake them cakes&#8230;?!?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>This reminds us: do you know&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/BullDyke.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-32210\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/BullDyke.jpg\" alt=\"BullDyke\" width=\"400\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/BullDyke.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/BullDyke-300x281.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Which brings us, appropriately enough, to the Lighter Side:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/sbr071415dAPR20150714124522.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-32243\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/sbr071415dAPR20150714124522.jpg\" alt=\"sbr071415dAPR20150714124522\" width=\"462\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/sbr071415dAPR20150714124522.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/sbr071415dAPR20150714124522-300x227.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/payn_c13201420150714120100.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-32238\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/payn_c13201420150714120100.jpg\" alt=\"payn_c13201420150714120100\" width=\"462\" height=\"319\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/payn_c13201420150714120100.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/payn_c13201420150714120100-300x207.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/Foden20150714-Walker20150714031117.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-32239\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/Foden20150714-Walker20150714031117.jpg\" alt=\"Foden20150714-Walker20150714031117\" width=\"462\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/Foden20150714-Walker20150714031117.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/Foden20150714-Walker20150714031117-300x227.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/mrz071315dAPR20150713084524.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-32235\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/mrz071315dAPR20150713084524.jpg\" alt=\"mrz071315dAPR20150713084524\" width=\"462\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/mrz071315dAPR20150713084524.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/mrz071315dAPR20150713084524-300x227.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/sk071415dAPR20150714034601.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-32244\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/sk071415dAPR20150714034601.jpg\" alt=\"sk071415dAPR20150714034601\" width=\"462\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/sk071415dAPR20150714034601.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/sk071415dAPR20150714034601-300x227.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/81_16635420150714025336.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-32236\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/81_16635420150714025336.jpg\" alt=\"81_16635420150714025336\" width=\"462\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/81_16635420150714025336.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/81_16635420150714025336-300x227.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/lb0714cd20150713091952.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-32237\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/lb0714cd20150713091952.jpg\" alt=\"lb0714cd20150713091952\" width=\"462\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/lb0714cd20150713091952.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/lb0714cd20150713091952-300x227.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/holb_c13196220150713120100.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-32205\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/holb_c13196220150713120100.jpg\" alt=\"holb_c13196220150713120100\" width=\"462\" height=\"310\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/holb_c13196220150713120100.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/holb_c13196220150713120100-300x201.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/444813695.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-32199\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/444813695.jpg\" alt=\"444813695\" width=\"462\" height=\"304\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/444813695.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/444813695-300x197.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/image.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-32200\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/image.jpg\" alt=\"image\" width=\"500\" height=\"442\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/image.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/image-300x265.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/download-12.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-32202\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/download-12.jpeg\" alt=\"download (1)\" width=\"482\" height=\"548\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/download-12.jpeg 482w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/download-12-264x300.jpeg 264w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 482px) 100vw, 482px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/download-21.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-32203\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/download-21.jpeg\" alt=\"download (2)\" width=\"492\" height=\"454\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/download-21.jpeg 492w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/download-21-300x277.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 492px) 100vw, 492px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Finally, because we know it will bring a smile to TLJ&#8217;s luscious lips:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/download3.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-32204\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/download3.jpeg\" alt=\"download\" width=\"500\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/download3.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/download3-300x240.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Whoop, whoop!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Magoo<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Wednesday, July 15th, 2015&#8230;but before we begin, a brief bit of brightness in a sky full of Progressive-fueled foreboding: There Was One Noticeable Item Missing from the Stage While Scott Walker Announced Presidential Run &nbsp; That&#8217;s right: a lying, narcissistic Socialist&#8230;and a teleprompter! \u00a0Ever notice when someone actually believes in the product they&#8217;re peddling, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1988,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32275","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32275","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1988"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32275"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32275\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32276,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32275\/revisions\/32276"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32275"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32275"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32275"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}