{"id":5769,"date":"2012-04-16T10:26:41","date_gmt":"2012-04-16T14:26:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/?p=5769"},"modified":"2012-04-16T10:26:59","modified_gmt":"2012-04-16T14:26:59","slug":"the-daily-gouge-monday-april-16th-2012","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/?p=5769","title":{"rendered":"The Daily Gouge, Monday April 16th, 2012"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s Monday, April 16th, Tax Day 2012….and here’s The Gouge!<\/strong><\/p>\n

First up, as FOX News reports….<\/strong><\/p>\n

Obama: Reported details of prostitution scandal fall short of Secret Service standards<\/span><\/h1>\n

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President Obama, in his first public remarks on the prostitution scandal involving members of the Secret Service, said Sunday that he will be “angry” if the reported allegations against the agents turn out to be true.\u00a0(Unless of course all the Secret Service agents were Black, in which case they could have been The Obamao’s sons, and the Columbian hookers had obviously entrapped them in some sort of racially-motivated conspiracy.)<\/strong><\/strong><\/span> He said Secret Service personnel, like the rest of any U.S. delegation abroad, must “observe the highest standards.”<\/p>\n

“We’re here on behalf of our people and that means that we conduct ourselves with the utmost dignity and probity. And obviously what’s been reported doesn’t match up with those standards,” Obama said, on the closing day of his visit to Colombia.<\/p>\n

The president, though, said he would wait until the internal investigation is complete before rendering a judgment<\/em><\/span>. (Since when?!?) <\/span>He said he expects the probe to be “thorough” and “rigorous” — and that if the allegations turn out to be true, “then of course I’ll be angry<\/span><\/em>.”
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And we wouldn’t want The Incredible Obamao….<\/strong><\/p>\n