{"id":64352,"date":"2018-11-04T17:23:45","date_gmt":"2018-11-04T22:23:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/?p=64352"},"modified":"2018-11-04T17:23:51","modified_gmt":"2018-11-04T22:23:51","slug":"the-daily-gouge-archive-friday-november-2nd-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/?p=64352","title":{"rendered":"The Daily Gouge Archive, Friday, November 2nd, 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>It&#8217;s Friday, November 2nd, 2018&#8230;and<\/strong><strong>\u00a0here&#8217;s an abbreviated edition of\u00a0<em>The Gouge<\/em>!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>We lead off the inaugural installment of November with both sides of the 14th Amendment argument, each courtesy of the <em>WSJ<\/em>.\u00a0 First, Hillsdale College&#8217;s Matthew Spalding makes&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"wsj-article-headline\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wsj.com\/articles\/the-case-against-birthright-citizenship-1541025425\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #333399;\">The Case Against Birthright Citizenship<\/span><\/a><\/h1>\n<h3 class=\"sub-head\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><a style=\"color: #ff0000;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wsj.com\/articles\/the-case-against-birthright-citizenship-1541025425\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Trump\u2019s critics misread the text and history of the 14th Amendment<\/span><\/a>.<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/im-33974.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-64296\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/im-33974.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"267\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/im-33974.jpeg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/im-33974-300x200.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;<span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong>President Trump accomplished something <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>remarkable<\/em><\/span> this week: <em>He sent his harshest critics <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">and<\/span> closest allies <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">running to the Constitution<\/span><\/em>.<\/strong><\/span> In an interview about immigration, the president argued that the \u201cridiculous\u201d policy of birthright citizenship has to end\u2014and that he can do it through an executive order.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">In response, Democrats and Republicans alike have raised the banner of the 14th Amendment: \u201cAll persons born or naturalized in the United States and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the States wherein they reside.\u201d <span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">They claim this means anyone born in the U.S. has a constitutional right to citizenship.<\/span> <em>But a <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">closer look<\/span> at the language <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">and<\/span> history shows <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">this is not the Constitution\u2019s mandate<\/span> and <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">should never have become national policy<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/span>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>On the other hand, Josh Blackman argues&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<header class=\"article_header module\">\n<div class=\"zonedModule\" data-module-id=\"20\" data-module-name=\"article.app\/lib\/module\/articleHeadline\" data-module-zone=\"article_header\">\n<div class=\"wsj-article-headline-wrap \">\n<h1 class=\"wsj-article-headline\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wsj.com\/articles\/birthright-citizenship-is-a-constitutional-mandate-1541025952\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000; text-decoration: underline;\">Birthright Citizenship Is a Constitutional Mandate<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/h1>\n<h3 class=\"sub-head\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">\u2018<a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wsj.com\/articles\/birthright-citizenship-is-a-constitutional-mandate-1541025952\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Is the child of a Gypsy born in Pennsylvania a citizen?\u2019 a senator asked in 1866. The answer is yes<\/span><\/a>.<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/im-34000-1.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-64314\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/im-34000-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"267\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/im-34000-1.jpeg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/im-34000-1-300x200.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;&#8230;the framers of the 14th Amendment debated the question presented by President Trump\u2019s proposal. During the ratification debates, Sen. Edgar Cowan of Pennsylvania objected to the birthright-citizenship proposal: \u201cIs the child of a Gypsy born in Pennsylvania a citizen?\u201d he asked. \u201cIs it proposed that the people of California are to remain quiescent while they are overrun by a flood of immigration of the Mongol race?\u201d<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong> Sen. John Conness of California answered that the children of Chinese and Gypsy aliens \u201cshall be citizens\u201d and he was \u201centirely ready to accept the provision proposed in this constitutional amendment.\u201d<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Judges have affirmed Conness\u2019s view consistently.<\/span> In 1898 the Supreme Court adopted it in U.S. v. Wong Kim Ark. <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">The justices held that the 14th Amendment \u201caffirms the ancient and fundamental rule of citizenship by birth within the territory&#8230;<em>including all children here born <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">of resident aliens<\/span><\/em>.\u201d<\/span><\/strong><\/span>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>So what, inquiring minds want to know, is the definition of a &#8220;resident alien&#8221;?\u00a0 This is where, in our humble opinion, Blackman&#8217;s argument in support of anchor babies falls apart.\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>A\u00a0resident alien\u00a0is a foreign person who is a permanent\u00a0resident\u00a0of the country in which he or she resides but does not have citizenship.<\/strong><\/span><strong>To fall under this classification in the United States, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>a person needs to either have a current green card or have had one in the previous calendar year<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/span>&#8220;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Oh,&#8230;and has entered the country LEGALLY!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">We<\/span> report<\/em>, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>you decide<\/em><\/span>.\u00a0 But before reaching a conclusion, please consider the following two points:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>(1).\u00a0 Senator John Conness of California, a native-born Irishman, had nothing whatsoever to do with the drafting of the 14th Amendment, and likely had a limited knowledge of both the law and the Constitution, having neither training nor schooling in either, facts of which Mr. Blackman should have been aware.\u00a0 And the good Senator&#8217;s interpretation of the 14th Amendment stemmed from his support for the well-being and rights of Chinese immigrants in California&#8230;LEGAL immigrants, i.e., &#8220;<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>resident<\/em><\/span>&#8221; aliens.\u00a0 Conness&#8217;s views on Section 1 of the Amendment are thus as meaningful as the combat recollections of&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Hillary-and-Brian-Williams.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-64299\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Hillary-and-Brian-Williams.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"230\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Hillary-and-Brian-Williams.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Hillary-and-Brian-Williams-300x173.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;Hillary Clinton and Brian Williams.\u00a0 \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>(2).\u00a0 As a good friend noted over lunch on Thursday, Conservatives need to reframe this debate.\u00a0 Rather than allowing the focus to remain on the poor, huddled Hispanic masses yearning to breath free of the fetid stench of Central America, we need to ask whether those who drafted and passed the 14th Amendment <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>really<\/em><em> intended<\/em><\/span>\u00a0to grant the offspring of pregnant <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Russian<\/em><\/span> women with the wherewithal to fly into the country immediately prior to their due date the greatest honor in the world simply because they were birthed on U.S. soil?!?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>We&#8217;d strongly suggest the answer is&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/1otTZq6UzLM?start=192\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>In a related item, as regards the Hispanic horde attempting to reach our southern border prior to Election Day, not only is it unlikely they&#8217;ll make it, but more importantly, as <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amgreatness.com\/2018\/10\/28\/caravan-contradictions\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em>Victor Davis Hanson records at American Greatness<\/em><\/span><\/a>, they&#8217;re almost totally undeserving of the refugee status they dishonestly seek:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;&#8230;Central Americans claim they are \u201crefugees,\u201d forced out of their homes by violence and endemic lawlessness to save their very lives by migrating to the United States. <strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">They <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>insist<\/em><\/span> on that rationale <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>because of quirks in American law that make it more difficult to deport resident \u201crefugees<\/em><\/span>\u201d (especially those with small children) <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>than ordinary illegal aliens seeking improved economic conditions inside the United States<\/em><\/span>.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Yet the migrants are now for the most part <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>well inside Mexico<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>The Mexican government <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">has generously offered succor<\/span><\/em>.<\/span> <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>No one is threatening their lives<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Mexico has even offered temporary residence for those who seem to have good grounds to be admitted as true political refugees<\/em><\/span>.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>In response, <em>the caravan migrants have <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">ignored<\/span> those offers, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">because the vast majority are not true refugees<\/span><\/em>. <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">They are mostly <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>no different from the millions of illegal aliens who have entered the United States for higher wages, for the chance to send remittances to their families back home, and for the generous entitlements of American social services that supplement entry-level wages and subsidize remittances<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/span>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Still, there are two ways Trump can stop them in their tracks.\u00a0 First, as Hanson goes on to suggest, inform Mexico, should they reach the border, he&#8217;ll impose&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;<strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">a 15 to 20 percent federal tax on all remittances sent from the U.S. to Central America and Mexico<\/span><\/strong>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Which would not only provide some <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>$60 BILLION PER YEAR<\/em><\/span> to fund The Wall, but give both Mexico and her neighbors to the South a financial incentive to counter continued caravan invasions<\/span><\/span>.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Second&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/no-habla.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-64302\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/no-habla.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"264\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/no-habla.png 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/no-habla-300x198.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>CLOSE THE BORDER<\/em><\/span>!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Next up, writing at the <em>WSJ<\/em>, Kim Strassel offers&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"wsj-article-headline\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wsj.com\/articles\/the-lesson-of-2018-1541111176\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\">The Lesson of 2018<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/h1>\n<h3 class=\"sub-head\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wsj.com\/articles\/the-lesson-of-2018-1541111176\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600; text-decoration: underline;\">Even if the Democrats end up winning, they showed progressivism is a losing message<\/span><\/span><\/a><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">.<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/2listk-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-64310\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/2listk-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"267\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/2listk-1.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/2listk-1-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;In a few days the U.S. will have its midterm results, and the Beltway press corps will lecture us on the lessons. <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Don\u2019t expect to hear much about the one takeaway that is already obvious: <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>that today\u2019s preferred progressive politics<\/em><\/span>\u2014of character assassination, mob rule, intimidation and wacky policies\u2014<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>is an electoral bust<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">It is <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>not<\/em><\/span> what is <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>winning<\/em><\/span> Democrats <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>anything<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> It is what is <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>losing<\/em><\/span> the party <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>the bigger prize<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">Six weeks ago, Democrats were expecting a blue wave to rival the Republican victory of 2010, when the GOP picked up 63 House seats.<\/span><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Everything<\/span> was in <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">their favor<\/span><\/em>.<\/strong><\/span>History\u2014the party in power almost always loses seats. Money\u2014Democrats continue to outraise Republicans by staggering amounts. The opposition\u2014some 41 GOP House members retired, most from vulnerable districts where Donald Trump\u2019s favorability is low. <span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>Democrats were even positioned to take over the Senate, despite defending 10 Trump-state seats.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Democrats obliterated their own breaker in the space of two weeks with the ambush of Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/span><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>The left, its protesters and its media allies <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>demonstrated some of the vilest political tactics ever seen in Washington, with no regard for who or what they damaged or destroyed along the way<\/em><\/span>\u2014Christine Blasey Ford, committee rules, civility, Justice Kavanaugh himself, the Constitution.<\/strong><\/span>An uncharacteristically disgusted Sen. Lindsey Graham railed: \u201cBoy, y\u2019all want power. God, I hope you never get it!\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">A lot of voters <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>suddenly agreed with that sentiment<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> The enormous enthusiasm gap closed almost overnight as conservative voters rallied to #JobsNotMobs.<\/strong><\/span> Even liberal prognosticators today forecast that Republicans will keep the Senate and Democrats will manage only a narrow majority in the House, if that. <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>It\u2019s always possible the polls are off, or that there is a last-minute bombshell. <span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">But it remains the case that <em>the ascendant progressive movement <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">blew an easy victory for Democrats<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/span>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Republicans may be the Party of Stupid, but we&#8217;re eternally grateful Dimocrats will always be the Party of Overreach.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Turning now to\u00a0<em>The Lighter Side<\/em>:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/tree-of-life.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-64288\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/tree-of-life.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"303\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/tree-of-life.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/tree-of-life-300x197.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/reality.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-64303\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/reality.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"313\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/reality.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/reality-300x203.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/sk110118dAPR20181101124506.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-64304\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/sk110118dAPR20181101124506.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"381\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/sk110118dAPR20181101124506.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/sk110118dAPR20181101124506-300x247.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Shes_alive20181031010052.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-64289\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Shes_alive20181031010052.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"346\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Shes_alive20181031010052.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Shes_alive20181031010052-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/space-force.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-64305\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/space-force.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"299\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/space-force.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/space-force-300x194.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Image-11-1-18-at-7.34-AM.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-64284\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Image-11-1-18-at-7.34-AM.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"322\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Image-11-1-18-at-7.34-AM.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Image-11-1-18-at-7.34-AM-300x209.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/Image-10-31-18-at-8.31-AM.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-64278\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/Image-10-31-18-at-8.31-AM.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"315\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/Image-10-31-18-at-8.31-AM.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/Image-10-31-18-at-8.31-AM-300x205.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/download-1-13.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-64274\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/download-1-13.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"492\" height=\"494\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/download-1-13.jpeg 492w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/download-1-13-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/download-1-13-300x300.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 492px) 100vw, 492px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/download-2-10.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-64275\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/download-2-10.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"492\" height=\"420\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/download-2-10.jpeg 492w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/download-2-10-300x256.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 492px) 100vw, 492px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/download-3-7.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-64276\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/download-3-7.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"378\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/download-3-7.jpeg 450w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/download-3-7-300x252.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/download-18.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-64277\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/download-18.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"328\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/download-18.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/download-18-300x197.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>And in the <span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><em>Odd But Understandable <\/em><\/span>segment&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"headline\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/world\/tourist-found-wandering-cathedral-with-amnesia-admits-he-faked-memory-loss-to-escape-mother-in-law\" class=\"broken_link\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #008080;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600; text-decoration: underline;\">Tourist found wandering cathedral with &#8216;amnesia&#8217; admits he faked memory loss to escape mother-in-law<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/2lgxbm.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-64286\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/2lgxbm.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/2lgxbm.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/2lgxbm-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Finally, we&#8217;ll call it a wrap with <span style=\"color: #800000;\"><em>News of the Bizarre<\/em><\/span>, and this question: remember when people like this&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"headline\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2017\/12\/08\/woman-slut-shamed-for-having-sex-with-20-ghosts\/\"><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">British woman claims she&#8217;s had sex with 20 ghosts, is now engaged to one<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/spook-love.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-64283\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/spook-love.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"254\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/spook-love.png 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/spook-love-300x191.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;were held for observation rather than paraded in front of television cameras?!?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>We&#8217;re with co-presenter Phillip Schofield when, responding to Ms. Realm&#8217;s claim, he observed:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">\u201c<span style=\"color: #008080;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #800000;\">I should imagine you have got quite a name for yourself in the spirit world.<\/span> <span style=\"color: #008080;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>I would imagine they would be keen to visit you<\/em><\/span>.<\/span><\/strong><\/span>\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Quite<\/em><\/span> keen!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Magoo<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/header>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Friday, November 2nd, 2018&#8230;and\u00a0here&#8217;s an abbreviated edition of\u00a0The Gouge! We lead off the inaugural installment of November with both sides of the 14th Amendment argument, each courtesy of the WSJ.\u00a0 First, Hillsdale College&#8217;s Matthew Spalding makes&#8230; The Case Against Birthright Citizenship Trump\u2019s critics misread the text and history of the 14th Amendment. &nbsp; &#8220;President [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1988,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"no","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-64352","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64352","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1988"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=64352"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64352\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":64354,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64352\/revisions\/64354"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=64352"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=64352"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=64352"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}