{"id":68812,"date":"2019-04-07T17:58:00","date_gmt":"2019-04-07T21:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/?p=68812"},"modified":"2019-04-07T17:58:10","modified_gmt":"2019-04-07T21:58:10","slug":"the-daily-gouge-archive-friday-april-5th-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/?p=68812","title":{"rendered":"The Daily Gouge Archive, Friday, April 5th, 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>It&#8217;s Friday, April 5th, 2019&#8230;but before we begin, as <em>PJ Media<\/em> reports, one candidate for the 2020 Dimocratic nomination <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>truly<\/em><\/span> walks in the footsteps of <em>The One<\/em>:<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"ab-testable\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/pjmedia.com\/trending\/pete-buttigiegs-dad-was-a-marxist\/?utm_source=email\" class=\"broken_link\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000; text-decoration: underline;\">Chip Off the Ol&#8217; Eastern Bloc: Pete Buttigieg&#8217;s Dad Was a Marxist<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/2xm2rh.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-68670\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/2xm2rh.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"216\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/2xm2rh.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/2xm2rh-300x162.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"newLineContentFilterParagraph\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>I was baffled last week by<\/strong><\/span>\u00a0<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\" href=\"https:\/\/pjmedia.com\/trending\/pete-buttigieg-wants-to-free-you-from-freedom\/\" class=\"broken_link\">Pete Buttigieg&#8217;s definition of &#8220;freedom<\/a><\/span>&#8220;<\/strong><\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>, which was eloquently stated, <em>rousingly received<\/em>, and <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>100% incorrect<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong> <\/span><span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong>To <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>him<\/em><\/span>, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>any adversity<\/em><\/span> you face in life makes you <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>l<\/em><em>ess &#8220;free<\/em><\/span>&#8220;. <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">To <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>him<\/em><\/span>, being &#8220;free&#8221; means <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>the government taking care of you from cradle to grave<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> As a fellow Hoosier, I was taken aback by how much Mayor Pete sounds like a damn communist.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"newLineContentFilterParagraph\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Turns out there&#8217;s a <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>very good reason for that<\/em><\/span>, as<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Emily Larsen and Joseph Simonson report at the <em><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Washington Examiner<\/span><\/em><\/strong><strong>:<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><p><span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong><em>The father of Democratic presidential hopeful Pete Buttigieg was a Marxist professor who spoke fondly of the Communist Manifesto and dedicated a significant portion of his academic career to the work of Italian Communist Party founder Antonio Gramsci, an associate of Vladimir Lenin.<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><p><em>Joseph Buttigieg, who died in January at the age of 71, immigrated to the U.S. in the 1970s from Malta and in 1980 joined the University of Notre Dame faculty, where he taught modern European literature and literary theory. <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>He supported an updated version of Marxism that jettisoned some of Marx and Engel&#8217;s more doctrinaire theories, though he was undoubtedly Marxist.<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p class=\"newLineContentFilterParagraph\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong>People keep calling <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Beto<\/em><\/span> &#8220;the white Obama,&#8221; but\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Pete<\/span>\u00a0is the one <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>with a commie college-prof dad<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"newLineContentFilterParagraph\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">So <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>that<\/em><\/span> explains why Buttigieg&#8217;s definition of &#8220;freedom&#8221; <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>is the opposite of the one our founding fathers used<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> <span style=\"color: #333399;\">He grew up learning about a <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>very different group of dead white guys<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/strong>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Consider this concept for a moment: <\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #333399;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8220;<\/span><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>To <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>him<\/em><\/span>, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>any adversity<\/em><\/span> you face in life makes you <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>l<\/em><em>ess &#8220;free<\/em><\/span>&#8220;. <span style=\"color: #333399;\">To <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>him<\/em><\/span>, being &#8220;free&#8221; means <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>the government taking care of you from cradle to grave<\/em><\/span>.<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8220;<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hardly the stuff of <em>Braveheart<\/em>&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/lLCEUpIg8rE\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;let alone what the Founding Fathers had in mind when they risked their very lives to bequeath us the greatest country on the planet.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>We were reminded of Buttigieg&#8217;s Socialist definition of freedom as we listened to Congressman Tim Ryan (D-OH) announce for the presidency (1:03-1:26 mark):<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/lmxLvHUSp04?start=63\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>Three thoughts: (1). As President, will Ryan <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>personally oversee<\/em><\/span> GM personnel transfers?\u00a0 We for one would find this an <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>incredible waste<\/em><\/span> of the nation&#8217;s Chief Executive&#8217;s time.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>(2). For a candidate <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>supposedly<\/em><\/span> committed to being\u00a0a <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>bipartisan<\/em><\/span> President, he <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>couldn&#8217;t have picked<\/em><\/span> a more\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>partisan<\/em><em> venue<\/em><\/span> for his announcement.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>(3). While in no way minimizing the hardship of geographic dislocation, does Ryan think her daughter&#8217;s friend&#8217;s family is the first to be forced to relocate for employment opportunities and\/or advancement?\u00a0 Up until his retirement, TLJ&#8217;s dad moved every three years, including, but not limited to, Alameda, CA, Whidbey Island, WA, Chula Vista, CA, Meridian, MS and Pensacola, FL.\u00a0 And though, in the interest of limiting moving expenses, Military personnel relocate less today than in the past, the pace and tempo of their deployments, i.e., time spent on duty away from home, have <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>both<\/em><\/span> increased rather dramatically.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Most importantly, the comments of both Buttigieg and Ryan clearly identify a need for a nationwide conversation about what constitutes <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>real<\/em><\/span> &#8220;adversity&#8221;, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>a recalibration<\/em><\/span> as it were.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Seriously<\/em><\/span>: in 1620, the Pilgrims crossed the Atlantic in leaky boats about the length of an average blue whale (the <em>Mayflower<\/em>&#8216;s 80&#8242;-90&#8217; of waterline were crammed to overflowing with some 132 passengers and crew), only to be met with what author Nathaniel Morton described as\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.wsj.com\/articles\/SB10001424052970204482304574216002146998902\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em>The Desolate Wilderness<\/em><\/span><\/a>.\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Later, our forefathers (and mothers) pulled up stakes and went West <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>in wagons<\/em><\/span>, risking death from a variety of sources for the opportunity to better their lot and thereby claim for themselves, their families and their progeny a piece of the American dream.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>But back to today.\u00a0 Rather than indulging her detachment from reality, Ryan <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>should<\/em><\/span> have suggested his daughter <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>toughen up<\/em><\/span>, then <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>educated<\/em><\/span> her to what constitutes <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>real<\/em><\/span> misfortune and suffering&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/little-kid-crying-dad-funeral-soldier.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-68721\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/little-kid-crying-dad-funeral-soldier.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"319\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/little-kid-crying-dad-funeral-soldier.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/little-kid-crying-dad-funeral-soldier-300x239.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;and included Buttigieg, along with the rest of the like-minded Socialists clamoring for the 2020 nod&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/biden-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-68723\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/biden-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"425\" height=\"286\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/biden-1.png 425w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/biden-1-300x202.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 425px) 100vw, 425px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;in on the lesson.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Any questions?!?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Now, here&#8217;s <em>The Gouge<\/em>!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>First up, the <em>WSJ<\/em>&#8216;s Kimberly Strassel highlights the reasoning behind&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"wsj-article-headline\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><a style=\"color: #ff0000;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wsj.com\/articles\/the-mueller-coverup-gambit-11554420235\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">The Mueller \u2018Coverup\u2019 Gambit<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/h1>\n<h3 class=\"sub-head\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wsj.com\/articles\/the-mueller-coverup-gambit-11554420235\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"color: #333399; text-decoration: underline;\">Why Barr is right to release the report with redactions and publicly, all at once<\/span><\/span><\/a><span style=\"color: #333399;\">.<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/2xswdr.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-68752\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/2xswdr.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"267\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/2xswdr.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/2xswdr-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>The only <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>surprising thing<\/em><\/span> about the new \u201ccoverup\u201d accusation against Attorney General William Barr is that <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>it took it two weeks to get there<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #333399;\">The <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>question<\/em><\/span> is <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>whether Republicans fall for this naked effort to revive the collusion-and-obstruction narrative<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/span>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Are you kidding,..<em>The Gang Who&#8217;s <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">NEVER<\/span> Been Able to Shoot Straight Since Ronald Reagan Retired<\/em>?\u00a0 Say it <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>ain&#8217;t so<\/em><\/span>, Joe!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Next, courtesy of the <em>WSJ<\/em> via Jeff Foutch, as\u00a0<\/strong><strong>Karl Zinsmeister observes&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"wsj-article-headline\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wsj.com\/articles\/if-you-like-socialism-youll-love-the-va-11554246445\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #333399; text-decoration: underline;\">If You Like Socialism, You\u2019ll Love the VA<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/h1>\n<h3 class=\"sub-head\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wsj.com\/articles\/if-you-like-socialism-youll-love-the-va-11554246445\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600; text-decoration: underline;\">Cradle-to-grave care for American veterans and their families. How\u2019s it working out<\/span><\/span><\/a><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">?<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/2xsob4.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-68722\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/2xsob4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"540\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/2xsob4.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/2xsob4-222x300.jpg 222w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Put another way, if you <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>like<\/em><em> the efficacy of the VA<\/em><\/span>, you&#8217;ll <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>love<\/em> <em>single-payer healthcare<\/em><\/span>!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Think about it: how could\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>anyone<\/em><\/span>\u00a0with even a <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>modicum<\/em><\/span> of common sense, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>knowing<\/em><\/span> the mess the federal bureaucracy&#8217;s made of the VA hospital system, think, &#8220;Yeah, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>THAT&#8217;S<\/em><\/span> the kind of healthcare <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>the country\u00a0<\/em><em>needs<\/em><\/span>!&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>And in a follow-up to earlier items concerning <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/2019\/04\/transgender-pronouns-conservatives-should-not-use\/\"><em>Progressives&#8217; ongoing effort to cram Newspeak down America&#8217;s collective throat<\/em><\/a><\/span><\/span>, writing at <em>NRO<\/em>, the great Victor Davis Hanson recounts how, at least for now,&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><a style=\"color: #ff6600;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/2019\/04\/progressive-virtue-signaling-jussie-smollett-morris-dees\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">The Virtuous Can Never Be Guilty<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/h1>\n<h3 style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #800080;\"><a style=\"color: #800080;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/2019\/04\/progressive-virtue-signaling-jussie-smollett-morris-dees\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Virtue-signaling is now the refuge of scoundrels<\/span><\/a>.<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/2xssvk.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-68745\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/2xssvk.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"425\" height=\"199\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/2xssvk.jpg 425w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/2xssvk-300x140.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 425px) 100vw, 425px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span class=\"drop\">&#8220;<span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>S<\/strong><\/span><\/span><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>ince ancient times, it has always been scary when moral auditors audit their own. <span style=\"color: #800080;\">Or as the Roman satirist Juvenal put it of male guardians entrusted to shield chaste girls from randy males,\u00a0<em>Quis\u00a0<\/em><em>custodiet<\/em>\u00a0<em>ipsos\u00a0<\/em><em>custodes<\/em><em>?<\/em><\/span>\u00a0(\u201c<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Who will watch the watchmen<\/em><\/span>?\u201d)<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #800080;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>When humans sense that there\u2019s neither an earthly nor divine deterrent<\/em><\/span> between <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>them<\/em><\/span> and social acceptance, power, riches, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>or<\/em><\/span> their appetites, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>what follows is a foregone conclusion<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8230;<span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>Say what one wishes about President Trump, but <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>his first two years<\/em><\/span> were <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>the most scrutinized, audited, and examined of any presidential tenure in memory<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #800080;\">It was not so much that Donald Trump\u2019s inner moral voice would never have approved of a Lois Lerner in the IRS, or of his intelligence services and FBI sandbagging a Democratic presidential campaign, or of his attorney general surveilling Associated Press and Fox journalists or flying on a government jet to the Belmont Stakes with his family.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>The point was instead that <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Trump likely could\u00a0not\u00a0have gotten away with any of that<\/em><\/span> in his first two years. And that fact <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>was known to Trump<\/em><\/span> \u2014 given media coverage that was more than 90 percent negative, a hostile administrative state, and a censorious culture.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #800080;\"><strong>The <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">exact\u00a0opposite<\/span>\u00a0<\/em>geography characterized the governance of <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>his predecessor<\/em><\/span> \u2014 and it <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>showed<\/em><\/span>, from Benghazi to the 2016 systematic subterfuge of the Trump campaign and transition.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>In the past three weeks, we\u2019ve seen <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>an epidemic<\/em><\/span> of all sorts of progressive exemption.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8230;<span style=\"color: #800080;\"><strong>The Steeles, Smolletts, and Dees of the world will <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>continue<\/em><\/span> to con their way to fame and riches while damaging the country \u2014 <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>until it no longer pays<\/em><\/span>. And <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>it will no longer pay<\/em><\/span> when <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>we<\/em><\/span> have the collective courage <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>to accurately and matter-of-factly label Steele a pathological liar and fraud<\/em><\/span>; and <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Smollett for what he is, a racist con artist<\/em><\/span>; and <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Dees for what he has become, a virtue-signaling grifter<\/em><\/span>; <span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">and <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>our elite college system for what it has descended to<\/em><\/span>, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>a non-meritocratic, cattle-branding operation that fast-tracks its chosen herd into green careerist pastures<\/em><\/span>.<\/span><\/strong><\/span>&#8220;<\/p>\n<div class=\"nrplus-cta-wrap\">\n<div class=\"nrplus-cta\">\n<p><strong>For more on the subject of the Iron Curtain against independent thought\u00a0<\/strong><strong>Progressive academics have lowered on college campuses across the country, <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>please peruse this account of Sam Abrams&#8217; personal experience<\/em><\/span><\/span>.\u00a0 Truly scary stuff.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Meanwhile, courtesy of Speed Mach, you <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>go<\/em><\/span>&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_2434.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-68732\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_2434.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_2434.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_2434-240x300.jpg 240w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;Joe!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"nrplus-cta-wrap\">\n<div class=\"nrplus-cta\">\n<div class=\"nrplus-cta--content\">\n<div class=\"nrplus-cta--content--desktop\"><strong>Since we&#8217;re on the subject of America&#8217;s crazy, creepy uncle in the collective attic, courtesy of the <em>WSJ<\/em>, Dan Henninger relates how&#8230;<\/strong><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<h1 class=\"wsj-article-headline\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #800080;\"><a style=\"color: #800080;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wsj.com\/articles\/liberals-are-eating-their-own-11554332525?mod=MorningEditorialReport&amp;mod=&amp;mod=djemMER_h\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Liberals Are Eating Their Own<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/h1>\n<h3 class=\"sub-head\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wsj.com\/articles\/liberals-are-eating-their-own-11554332525?mod=MorningEditorialReport&amp;mod=&amp;mod=djemMER_h\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Joe Biden got trapped in the spider web of identity politics. He won\u2019t be the last<\/span><\/a>.<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/2xru5y.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-68711\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/2xru5y.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"205\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/2xru5y.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/2xru5y-300x154.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Here&#8217;s the juice: his penchant for swimming naked in his pool while female members of his Secret Service detail were on watch notwithstanding (along with the self-created meme above), we don&#8217;t believe Uncle Joe&#8217;s a sex-crazed deviant&#8230;though we&#8217;re open to the impact of additional evidence!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Rather, when one combines Biden&#8217;s over-inflated opinion of himself with his startling stupidity, we can easily see him thinking <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>this<\/em><\/span> is what <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>any female<\/em><\/span> enjoying the pleasure of <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>HIS<\/em><\/span> company undoubtedly <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>DESIRES<\/em><\/span>.\u00a0 After all, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>THEY&#8217;RE<\/em><\/span> mere mortals; while <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>HE&#8217;S<\/em><\/span> Shotgun Joe Biden!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Still, the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>look<\/em><\/span> on his face when touching and whispering his unfortunate female companions is <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>unquestionably creepy<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Moving on, courtesy of <em>FOX News<\/em> via George Lawlor, Andy Puzder calls into question the value of contemporary &#8220;higher&#8221; education:<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"headline\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/opinion\/andy-puzder-what-ocasio-cortez-doesnt-understand-about-minimum-wage\" class=\"broken_link\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\">What Ocasio-Cortez doesn&#8217;t understand about minimum wage<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/2xsxur.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-68761\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/2xsxur.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"267\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/2xsxur.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/2xsxur-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Then there&#8217;s this feel-good study from Finland:<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"Lh(1.15) Fz(40px) Fz(36px)--modalMinWidth Mb(14px) Ff($ff-primary) Lts($lspacing-md) Fw($fweight) Fsm($fsmoothing) Fsmw($fsmoothing) Fsmm($fsmoothing) Wow(bw)\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\" data-reactid=\"3\"><a href=\"https:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/finland-basic-income-experiment-shows-082142474.html\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #ff9900; text-decoration: underline;\">Finland\u2019s Basic Income Experiment Shows Recipients Are Happier and More Secure<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/2xsy98.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-68763\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/2xsy98.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/2xsy98.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/2xsy98-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>If you&#8217;re wondering what this sorry bullsh*t even <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>means<\/em><\/span>, it&#8217;s simple: <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>ignorance<\/em><\/span> is <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>bliss<\/em><\/span>&#8230;<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>particularly<\/em><\/span> when accompanied with <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>money for doing nothing<\/em><\/span>!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Which brings us, appropriately enough, to\u00a0<em>The Lighter Side<\/em>:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/payn_c16452020190401120100.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-68703\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/payn_c16452020190401120100.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"329\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/payn_c16452020190401120100.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/payn_c16452020190401120100-300x214.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Screen-Shot-2019-03-29-at-8.58.17-PM.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-68684\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Screen-Shot-2019-03-29-at-8.58.17-PM.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"349\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Screen-Shot-2019-03-29-at-8.58.17-PM.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Screen-Shot-2019-03-29-at-8.58.17-PM-300x227.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/gv040219dAPR20190401084514.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-68724\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/gv040219dAPR20190401084514.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"340\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/gv040219dAPR20190401084514.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/gv040219dAPR20190401084514-300x221.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/mle190402c20190402012059.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-68725\" 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srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Image-4-4-19-at-7.58-AM.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Image-4-4-19-at-7.58-AM-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/download-1.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-68706\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/download-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"462\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/download-1.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/download-1-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/download-1-300x300.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/download-1-1.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-68707\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/download-1-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"377\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/download-1-1.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/download-1-1-300x245.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/download-2.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-68708\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/download-2.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/download-2.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/download-2-300x260.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Then there&#8217;s these two beauties from Bob Chagares&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Image-4-2-19-at-7.44-AM-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-68671\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Image-4-2-19-at-7.44-AM-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"462\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Image-4-2-19-at-7.44-AM-1.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Image-4-2-19-at-7.44-AM-1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Image-4-2-19-at-7.44-AM-1-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Image-4-2-19-at-7.44-AM.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-68672\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Image-4-2-19-at-7.44-AM.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"462\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Image-4-2-19-at-7.44-AM.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Image-4-2-19-at-7.44-AM-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Image-4-2-19-at-7.44-AM-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;this one from Shannon Bush&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Ruh-Roh-Reto.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-68683\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Ruh-Roh-Reto.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"452\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Ruh-Roh-Reto.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Ruh-Roh-Reto-300x294.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;and this string from Balls Cotton:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_9673.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-68688\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_9673.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"460\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_9673.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_9673-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_9673-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Lib4.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-68697\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Lib4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"307\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Lib4.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Lib4-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_1524.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-68689\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_1524.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"553\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_1524.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_1524-251x300.jpg 251w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_1519-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-68690\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_1519-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"444\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_1519-1.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_1519-1-300x288.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Screen-Shot-2019-03-29-at-8.56.27-PM.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-68691\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Screen-Shot-2019-03-29-at-8.56.27-PM.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"690\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Screen-Shot-2019-03-29-at-8.56.27-PM.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Screen-Shot-2019-03-29-at-8.56.27-PM-201x300.png 201w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Screen-Shot-2019-03-28-at-8.04.04-PM.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-68692\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Screen-Shot-2019-03-28-at-8.04.04-PM.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"265\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Screen-Shot-2019-03-28-at-8.04.04-PM.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Screen-Shot-2019-03-28-at-8.04.04-PM-300x172.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Screen-Shot-2019-03-27-at-2.35.48-PM.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-68693\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Screen-Shot-2019-03-27-at-2.35.48-PM.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Screen-Shot-2019-03-27-at-2.35.48-PM.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Screen-Shot-2019-03-27-at-2.35.48-PM-300x208.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Screen-Shot-2019-03-28-at-8.03.35-PM.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-68694\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Screen-Shot-2019-03-28-at-8.03.35-PM.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"465\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Screen-Shot-2019-03-28-at-8.03.35-PM.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Screen-Shot-2019-03-28-at-8.03.35-PM-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Screen-Shot-2019-03-28-at-8.03.35-PM-298x300.png 298w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Screen-Shot-2019-03-27-at-11.43.49-AM.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-68695\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Screen-Shot-2019-03-27-at-11.43.49-AM.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"414\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Screen-Shot-2019-03-27-at-11.43.49-AM.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Screen-Shot-2019-03-27-at-11.43.49-AM-300x269.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_1520.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-68696\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_1520.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_1520.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_1520-300x227.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>And last, but certainly not least, one of our personal favorites:<\/strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_9685.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-68698\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_9685.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"617\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_9685.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_9685-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><strong>Finally, we&#8217;ll call it a week with this rather bizarre entry in the <span style=\"color: #008080;\"><em>Health Section<\/em><\/span>:<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"headline\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/health\/girls-feet-infested-with-parasitic-sand-fleas-after-running-through-pigsty-barefoot\" class=\"broken_link\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #008080;\">Girl&#8217;s feet infested with parasitic sand fleas after running through pigsty barefoot<\/span><\/a><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/pigsty.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-68718\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/pigsty.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"266\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/pigsty.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/pigsty-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;A\u00a010-year-old girl\u00a0who had developed itchy, painful brown-colored papules on the bottom of her\u00a0feet\u00a0was actually suffering from a parasitic sand flea infestation. <span style=\"color: #008080;\"><strong>The girl, who had traveled to Brazil with her family <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>two-weeks prior to visiting a health clinic<\/em><\/span>, reported <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>running through a pigsty with no shoes on<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/span>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>We won&#8217;t darken your day with a photo of the poor girl&#8217;s feet, but suffice it to say it left us wondering why her parents thought running through a Brazilian pigsty barefoot was a good idea, then waited her condition to reach the point it did.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Bearing children: no license or training required!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Magoo<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Friday, April 5th, 2019&#8230;but before we begin, as PJ Media reports, one candidate for the 2020 Dimocratic nomination truly walks in the footsteps of The One: Chip Off the Ol&#8217; Eastern Bloc: Pete Buttigieg&#8217;s Dad Was a Marxist &nbsp; &#8220;I was baffled last week by\u00a0Pete Buttigieg&#8217;s definition of &#8220;freedom&#8220;, which was eloquently stated, rousingly 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