{"id":69954,"date":"2019-05-16T17:52:27","date_gmt":"2019-05-16T21:52:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/?p=69954"},"modified":"2019-05-16T17:52:36","modified_gmt":"2019-05-16T21:52:36","slug":"the-daily-gouge-archive-wednesday-may-15th-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/?p=69954","title":{"rendered":"The Daily Gouge Archive, Wednesday, May 15th, 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>It&#8217;s Wednesday, May 15th, 2019&#8230;but before we begin, let&#8217;s all take a moment to honor a true American hero:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/30yihm.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-69876\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/30yihm.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/30yihm.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/30yihm-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Now, here&#8217;s <em>The Gouge<\/em>!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>First up, courtesy of <em>NRO<\/em>, John Fund relates how <i>the heart<\/i>\u00a0of educated idiocy has had all they can stands, and they can&#8217;t stands no more, as even&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<header class=\"article-header article-header--full\" data-component=\"articleHeader\">\n<div class=\"article-header__inner\">\n<h1 class=\"article-header__title\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/2019\/05\/denver-voters-reject-homeless-referendum\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600; text-decoration: underline;\">Liberals Begin to Revolt against \u2018Rock Stupid\u2019 Homelessness Policies<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/h1>\n<h3 class=\"article-header__title\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span class=\"article-header__subtitle\" style=\"color: #333399;\"><a style=\"color: #333399;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/2019\/05\/denver-voters-reject-homeless-referendum\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">In a referendum last week, the idea that vagrancy should be legalized was shot down by a resounding 83 percent of Denver voters<\/span><\/a>.<\/span><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n<\/header>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/RTX21BUZ.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-69844\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/RTX21BUZ.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"233\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/RTX21BUZ.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/RTX21BUZ-300x175.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span class=\"drop\">&#8220;<span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>T<\/strong><\/span><\/span><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>he more that progressive policies have failed to address the homelessness problem in urban areas, <em>the more that progressives are <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">doubling down on bad solutions<\/span><\/em>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Take Denver. The Mile High City presented voters last week with Issue 300. <span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong>It was placed on the ballot by advocates for the homeless who wanted to legalize \u201ccamping\u201d in parks and in vehicles on city streets, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>including in front of homes and local businesses<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">This was too much for voters, <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">even in a city that gave Donald Trump only 19 percent of the vote in 2016<\/span><\/em>.<\/span> The idea of legalizing vagrancy was shot down by a resounding 83 percent of local voters.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong>Liberal mayor Michael Hancock said the city had dodged making a bad situation worse.<\/strong><\/span> Noting that tent cities had already begun already sprouting up in parks and alleyways, he maintained that \u201c300 would have created an unsanitary problem for the homeless and for Denver residents.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8230;<span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">Every homeless person has a different story, <em>and <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">some<\/span> are truly down on their luck <\/em><em>through no fault of their own<\/em>.<\/span> But <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>most<\/em><\/span>\u00a0<span style=\"color: #008000;\">(<em>as in, the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">vast majority<\/span>!<\/em>)<\/span> <em>are mired in a cycle of behavior that <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">they refuse to change<\/span><\/em>.<\/strong><\/span> <span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>I once reported on an effort in San Francisco to encourage pedestrians and tourists to hand out coupons instead of money to the homeless. <span style=\"color: #333399;\">The coupons were redeemable for many things: a free meal, clothing, haircuts, and laundromat services.<\/span> <em>Over the course of several days, I <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">tried<\/span> to distribute such coupons myself <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">and met rejection about 80 percent of the time<\/span><\/em>. <span style=\"color: #333399;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Cash<\/em><\/span> was what homeless people wanted \u2014 <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>and for you know what<\/em><\/span>.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>Allowing people to remain mired in problems involving mental illness, drugs, or alcohol affects the wider community.<\/strong><\/span> In Seattle, Scott Lindsay, a former public-safety adviser to the mayor\u2019s office, has written a new report called \u201cSystem Failure.\u201d <span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #333399;\">He found that a mere 100 \u201cprolific offenders\u201d among the homeless are responsible for more than 3,500 criminal cases.<\/span> Often they are released from jail the same day they are taken in.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<aside class=\"ad-unit ad-unit--center ad-unit--inline\">\n<div class=\"ad-unit__inner\">\n<div class=\"hide-for-subscribers\">\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8230;<span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Whatever<\/em><\/span> cities like San Francisco, Seattle, and Denver have been doing <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>isn\u2019t working<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>Finding the right balance between compassion and personal responsibility in homelessness policy is incredibly difficult. <span style=\"color: #333399;\"><em>Simply <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">spending money<\/span> on more apartments for the homeless <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">only attracts more homeless and breeds corruption<\/span><\/em>.<\/span> Demanding that people get off drugs and alcohol and on to any prescribed medication they have invites howls of outrage and civil-rights lawsuits.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong>That\u2019s why it\u2019s noteworthy that the citizens of liberal Denver finally said \u201cEnough\u201d to liberal plans to broaden the right of homeless people to live on city streets. <span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">It\u2019s <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>now<\/em><\/span> time for reformers to realize that the public is yearning for answers <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>and to propose tough-love solutions that address the root cause of the homeless problem, rather than sentimentalize it<\/em><\/span>.<\/span><\/strong><\/span>&#8220;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/aside>\n<p><strong>If, as we were taught to believe, there are truly none so blind as those who WILL not see, Progressive &#8220;advocates&#8221; for the homeless are stumbling around sightless as newborn puppies.\u00a0 Which, in their pantheon of privilege, at least puts them on a level higher than unborn humans. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Next, also courtesy of <em>NRO<\/em>, Andy McCarthy details how Obama&#8217;s <em>DOJ<\/em> and <em>FBI<\/em>\u00a0prostituted themselves in&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<header class=\"article-header article-header--full\" data-component=\"articleHeader\">\n<div class=\"article-header__inner\">\n<h1 class=\"article-header__title\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/2019\/05\/trump-russia-investigation-partisan-politics\/?utm_source=Sailthru&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_campaign=WIR%20-%20Sunday%202019-05-12&amp;utm_term=WIR-Smart\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #333399; text-decoration: underline;\">Russiagate: Law in the Service of Partisan Politics<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/h1>\n<h3 class=\"article-header__title\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span class=\"article-header__subtitle\" style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><a style=\"color: #ff0000;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/2019\/05\/trump-russia-investigation-partisan-politics\/?utm_source=Sailthru&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_campaign=WIR%20-%20Sunday%202019-05-12&amp;utm_term=WIR-Smart\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">This is an exquisitely planned political campaign<\/span><\/a>.<\/span><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n<\/header>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/blogpost.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-69874\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/blogpost.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"262\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/blogpost.jpeg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/blogpost-300x197.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;&#8230;<span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Understand<\/span><\/em>: <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Congress\u00a0<em>does not need a prosecutable crime to impeach the president<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">If House Democrats <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>believe<\/em><\/span> the president <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">has abused his powers so outrageously that he should be stripped of them<\/span><\/em>, they have it <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>within their power to file impeachment articles and trigger a trial in the Senate<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> Impeachment is a <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>political<\/em><\/span> process. <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">It would be <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>perfectly appropriate<\/em><\/span> for <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>all<\/em><\/span> anti-Trump partisans <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>to make the public case that the president should be removed from office<\/em><\/span>.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #333399;\">But the anti-Trump partisans are <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>not going that route<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> <em>They <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">know they\u2019d lose<\/span> by a <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">humiliating margin<\/span> that would <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">strengthen<\/span> the president<\/em>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong>Instead, they are <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>perverting the criminal-justice process<\/em><\/span> they <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>claim<\/em><\/span> Trump has obstructed.<\/strong> <strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">With the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>transparently eager cooperation of Mueller\u2019s team<\/em><\/span>, they <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>intimate<\/em><\/span> that the president <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>could<\/em><\/span> <em>have been charged and <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">would<\/span> have been convicted<\/em>.<\/span> They <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>suggest<\/em><\/span> that, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>although not charged<\/em><\/span>, he has <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>not been \u201cexonerated<\/em><\/span>,\u201d <em>effectively imposing <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">on him<\/span> the burden to <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">establish his innocence<\/span><\/em>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>I don\u2019t want the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>criminal-justice system<\/em><\/span> <em>to be the prism through which we conduct <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">politics<\/span><\/em>. <span style=\"color: #333399;\">But if you <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>insist<\/em><\/span> on evaluating the president\u2019s conduct as a criminal-justice issue rather than a political impeachment issue, then he is entitled to the presumption of innocence.<\/span><\/strong> <strong>He is <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>entitled<\/em><\/span> to have the evidence <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>discounted<\/em><\/span> (indeed, it should have been concealed) <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>unless and until he is formally charged<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #333399;\">He is <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>entitled<\/em><\/span> to have the burden of proof imposed <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>entirely on the government<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> <em>For current and former officials who have been involved in the investigation to refrain from charging him, publicize the evidence, and then suggest he is guilty <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">is a willful undermining of the justice proces<\/span>s<\/em>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong>That is, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>they<\/em><\/span> are doing what they accuse <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Trump<\/em><\/span> of doing.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>They are <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>too smart not to know this<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #333399;\">So there is <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>only one conclusion to be drawn<\/em><\/span>: This grandstanding <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>has nothing to do with the law<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> The point has <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>never been<\/em><\/span> to make a prosecutable <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>legal<\/em><\/span> case against the president.<span style=\"color: #333399;\"> Nor is it to pursue impeachment, <em>though there will be plenty of talk <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">about<\/span> impeachment<\/em>.<\/span> <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>The point is to place the tools of the criminal-justice process in the service of the Democrats\u2019 2020 political campaign<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/span>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>And you can take <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>this<\/em><\/span> to the bank: <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>absent significant time behind bars for some of the prime conspirators in this attempted coup<\/em><\/span>, it <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>won&#8217;t be<\/em><\/span> the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>last time they try it<\/em><\/span>!\u00a0 Otherwise,\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>every subsequent Republican President<\/em><\/span> will face the same challenges to both the authenticity of their election and their fitness for office.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Trump is just a convenient excuse for an incredibly destructive Dimocratic device which <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>needs to stopped<\/em><\/span>, and <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>needs to be stopped NOW<\/em><\/span>!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Since we&#8217;re on the subject of Progressives purposefully peddling poisonous prevarications, <em>NRO<\/em>&#8216;s David French relates the irrefutable truth behind yet another licentious Liberal lie:<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"article-header__title\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/corner\/georgia-heartbeat-bill-will-not-imprison-women-who-have-abortions\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000; text-decoration: underline;\">No, Georgia\u2019s Heartbeat Bill Won\u2019t Imprison Women Who Have Abortions<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Tweet4_0.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-69891\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Tweet4_0.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"168\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Tweet4_0.png 450w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Tweet4_0-300x112.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;Last week Georgia governor Brian Kemp signed perhaps the most impressive and comprehensively pro-life \u201c<span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em><strong><a style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.legis.ga.gov\/Legislation\/20192020\/187013.pdf\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">heartbeat bill<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/span>\u201d in the nation. <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>The law (set to go into effect in 2020) <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>not only<\/em><\/span> bans abortion when the baby has a \u201cdetectable human heartbeat\u201d <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>it declares the scientific, philosophical, and theological truth that an unborn child is a \u201cnatural person\u201d under state law<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #008000;\">The law \u2014 like other state heartbeat bills \u2014 <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>defies controlling Supreme Court authority<\/em><\/span>, and expect pro-abortion activists to <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>immediately<\/em><\/span> challenge it in court.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>I <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>expected<\/em><\/span> activist resistance and protest against the bill. <span style=\"color: #008000;\">I <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>expected<\/em><\/span> radical voices to urge corporate boycotts of Georgia.<\/span> But I must confess that I <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>did not expect<\/em><\/span> to see <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>a series of stories with lurid headlines and fundamentally mistaken premises to go viral<\/em><\/span> \u2014 and to <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>stay<\/em><\/span> viral <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>for days<\/em><\/span>. Here\u2019s a sampling:<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong><em><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.businessinsider.com\/women-30-years-prison-miscarriage-georgia-abortion-2019-5\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Business Insider<\/span><\/a><\/em><\/strong><\/span><strong><span style=\"color: #008000;\">: \u201cWomen <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>could<\/em><\/span><em> get <\/em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>up to 30 years in prison<\/em><em> for having a miscarriage<\/em><\/span> under Georgia\u2019s harsh new abortion law.\u201d<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\" href=\"https:\/\/slate.com\/news-and-politics\/2019\/05\/hb-481-georgia-law-criminalizes-abortion-subjects-women-to-life-in-prison.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Slate<\/a><\/span><\/strong><\/span><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">: \u201cGeorgia just criminalized abortion. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Women who terminate their pregnancies would receive life in prison<\/em><\/span>.\u201d<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong><em><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/theweek.com\/speedreads\/840436\/georgias-heartbeat-abortion-bill-could-imprison-women-life\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Week<\/a><\/em><\/strong><\/span><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>: \u201cGeorgia\u2019s \u2018heartbeat\u2019 abortion bill <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">could<\/span> imprison women <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">for life<\/span><\/em>.\u201d<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.glamour.com\/story\/georgia-six-week-abortion-ban-women-life-in-prison\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Glamour<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/a><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>: \u201cWomen who have an abortion in Georgia <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>could<\/em><\/span> <em>be sentenced <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">to life in prison<\/span><\/em>.\u201d<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>The stories are viral in part because <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>they rely on facially-plausible reasoning<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Since Georgia declared <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>all unborn children to be natural persons<\/em><\/span>, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>then<\/em><\/span> \u2014 according to these articles \u2014 <em>Georgia\u2019s conventional murder statute <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">must<\/span> apply to women who \u201cself-terminate<\/em>.\u201d<\/span> <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>If<\/em><\/span> the woman has a miscarriage <em>in part through her own neglect<\/em>, <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">then<\/span> Georgia\u2019s second-degree murder statute applies<\/em>.<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"> <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>If<\/em><\/span> a person helps another person obtain an abortion across state lines, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>then<\/em><\/span> <em>they\u2019re guilty of \u201cconspiracy\u201d under Georgia statutes<\/em>.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>But this is <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>fundamentally wrong<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">The heartbeat bill\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>did not repeal<\/em><\/span>\u00a0a number of Georgia criminal statutes that <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>explicitly apply to abortions and unborn children<\/em><\/span>, and it <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>does not overrule<\/em><\/span> controlling legal authority holding that <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>these statutes bar prosecution of a woman for terminating her own pregnancy<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> Let\u2019s walk through these statutes and the key case<\/strong><\/span>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Meanwhile, in what can only be described as an <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>incredibly<\/em><\/span> hypocritical comment, the hijab-sporting Linda Sarsour tweeted her two dinars on subject:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/hypocrite.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-69888\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/hypocrite.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"191\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/hypocrite.png 450w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/hypocrite-300x127.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>So, at least according to the creature wearing the Muslim head scarf, <em>White women<\/em>&#8230;which <em>in Georgia<\/em> means <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>CHRISTIAN<\/em><\/span> <em>White women<\/em>&#8230;are upholding the patriarchy.\u00a0 Makes sense to us, as we <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>all know<\/em><\/span> how <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Isla<\/em><em>m<\/em> <em>e<\/em><em>mpowers<\/em><\/span>&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/womenniqab.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-69889\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/womenniqab.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/womenniqab.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/womenniqab-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;the matriarchy!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Here&#8217;s the juice: this issue won&#8217;t <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>ever<\/em><\/span> be settled until what is perhaps the most tortured, twisted, convoluted decision in the history of the Supreme Court&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/694940094001_5995867101001_5995869153001-vs.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-69892\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/694940094001_5995867101001_5995869153001-vs.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/694940094001_5995867101001_5995869153001-vs.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/694940094001_5995867101001_5995869153001-vs-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;is <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>overturned<\/em><\/span>, and decisions regarding abortion are returned to their <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>proper venue<\/em><\/span>: the <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">individual STATES<\/span><\/em>!\u00a0 Case in point, as\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/us\/alabama-restrictive-abortion-bill-senate-passed\" class=\"broken_link\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em>Alabama&#8217;s Senate just passed a bill banning nearly ALL abortions<\/em><\/span><\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Not if John Roberts, another gift from the Bush family which keeps on giving&#8230;to Progressives&#8230;has anything to say about it.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Speaking of what was purported to be good somehow turning to evil, courtesy of <em>The College Fix<\/em>, we learn how a Dartmouth professor seriously believes the&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #008000;\">\u2018<a style=\"color: #008000;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thecollegefix.com\/dartmouth-professor-magic-of-guns-can-turn-good-people-evil\/?utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_source=idealmedia&amp;utm_campaign=thecollegefix.com&amp;utm_term=69017&amp;utm_content=2353948\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Magic\u2019 of guns can turn good people evil<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/magic.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-69849\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/magic.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"265\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/magic.png 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/magic-300x199.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;<span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>A professor of anthropology from Dartmouth College <em>claims the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">mere presence<\/span> of a gun<\/em>, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>especially if one makes physical contact with it<\/em><\/span>, <em>can <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">transform a good person into a bad one<\/span><\/em>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #993300;\">Chelsey Kivland,\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>who studies\u00a0\u201cstreet politics, insecurity, and social performance in contemporary urban Haiti<\/em><\/span>,\u201d makes use of an anecdote from that country in the\u00a0<em>Pacific Standard\u00a0<\/em>to establish a larger point about firearms: <em>Three individuals who had owned <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">a certain Smith &amp; Wesson<\/span> .38 Special <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">all<\/span> ended up <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">being shot and killed<\/span>\u2026and\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">not<\/span>\u00a0by <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">that particular gun<\/span>.<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Community members<\/em><\/span> attributed the deaths to \u201cmaji\u201d \u2014 magic \u2014 which in Haiti means \u201can unethical use of spiritual power.\u201d<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #993300;\"><strong>\u201cTo many,\u201d Kivland writes, \u201cthe men died because the occult forces they had been using for unethical gain had ultimately turned against them\u2014opening them up to conflict and failing to protect them.\u201d<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Lest you guffaw at the notion that, yes,\u00a0<em>magic<\/em>\u00a0is behind all of this, well, <em>then<\/em> <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>you\u2019re racist<\/em><\/span>:<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px;\"><span style=\"color: #993300;\"><strong>\u201c<em>It would be shortsighted to dismiss these claims as the misguided logic of a \u2018superstitious people,&#8217;\u201d Kivland says. <span style=\"color: #008000;\">\u201cThat racially inflected trope, long used to marginalize and demonize Haitians, among others, blinds observers to the way in which guns do exhibit a power akin to magic: the power to create a change in someone\u2019s state of mind<\/span><\/em><span style=\"color: #008000;\">.\u201d<\/span><\/strong><\/span>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Yeah, and <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>before<\/em><\/span> guns, it was the &#8220;magic&#8221; of <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>rocks<\/em><\/span> which transformed good persons&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/30uf9o.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-69848\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/30uf9o.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/30uf9o.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/30uf9o-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;into bad ones!\u00a0 Sorry, professor, but ever since the Fall, the evil&#8217;s always been there; the only question is when, why and in whom it will most maliciously manifest itself.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Editor&#8217;s note<\/em><\/span>: in Ms. Kivland&#8217;s defense, we <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>did<\/em><\/span> uncover <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>one<\/em><\/span> instance in which an otherwise peaceful cyborg (after all, the T1000 was triggered <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/c8LG74r2ZTM\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em>into ripping that guy&#8217;s heart out in Griffith Park<\/em><\/span><\/a>!) turned into a maniacal killer after merely\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>touching<\/em><\/span> several firearms: <\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/BdjdpoqITXk\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>Which brings us, appropriately enough, to\u00a0<em>The Lighter Side<\/em>:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/biden-2020.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-69893\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/biden-2020.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"305\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/biden-2020.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/biden-2020-300x198.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/gv051319dAPR20190513054516.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-69895\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/gv051319dAPR20190513054516.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"340\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/gv051319dAPR20190513054516.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/gv051319dAPR20190513054516-300x221.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/aria_c16531020190508120100.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-69862\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/aria_c16531020190508120100.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"275\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/aria_c16531020190508120100.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/aria_c16531020190508120100-300x179.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/lb190509c20190508083405.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-69894\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/lb190509c20190508083405.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"302\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/lb190509c20190508083405.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/lb190509c20190508083405-300x196.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/sk050819dAPR20190507094522.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-69896\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/sk050819dAPR20190507094522.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"359\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/sk050819dAPR20190507094522.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/sk050819dAPR20190507094522-300x233.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/sk051219dAPR20190511044506.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-69863\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/sk051219dAPR20190511044506.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"379\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/sk051219dAPR20190511044506.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/sk051219dAPR20190511044506-300x246.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/kn051119dAPR20190510114507.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-69864\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/kn051119dAPR20190510114507.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"326\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/kn051119dAPR20190510114507.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/kn051119dAPR20190510114507-300x212.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/mle190509c20190510115932.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-69865\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/mle190509c20190510115932.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"323\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/mle190509c20190510115932.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/mle190509c20190510115932-300x210.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Image-5-14-19-at-8.17-AM.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-69880\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Image-5-14-19-at-8.17-AM.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"351\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Image-5-14-19-at-8.17-AM.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Image-5-14-19-at-8.17-AM-300x228.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/download-1.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-69851\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/download-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"415\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/download-1.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/download-1-300x269.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/download-2.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-69852\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/download-2.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"411\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/download-2.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/download-2-300x267.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/download-5.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-69853\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/download-5.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"415\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/download-5.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/download-5-300x269.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Then there&#8217;s this stream of memes forwarded by Balls Cotton:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image008.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-69855\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image008.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"381\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image008.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image008-300x247.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image011.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-69861\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image011.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"349\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image011.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image011-300x227.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image016.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-69856\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image016.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"332\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image016.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image016-300x216.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Hillary-and-Obama.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-69857\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Hillary-and-Obama.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"571\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Hillary-and-Obama.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Hillary-and-Obama-243x300.png 243w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image015.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-69858\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image015.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"462\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image015.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image015-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image015-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image006-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-69859\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image006-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"434\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image006-1.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image006-1-300x282.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image017.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-69860\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image017.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"363\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image017.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image017-300x236.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Finally, we&#8217;ll call it a wrap with the latest installment of our <span style=\"color: #993300;\"><em>Life Imitates Art&#8230;or Is It the Other Way Around?!?<\/em><\/span>\u00a0segment, courtesy today of this item from Bill Meisen:<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #993300;\"><a style=\"color: #993300;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.foxbusiness.com\/features\/worlds-most-expensive-coffee-us\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">World\u2019s most expensive coffee available in the US for limited time<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/30ucll.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-69842\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/30ucll.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"285\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/30ucll.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/30ucll-300x214.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\" data-v-54a96eec=\"\">&#8220;<span style=\"color: #993300;\"><strong>A roasting company in California is offering\u00a0coffee lovers\u00a0the chance to try the world\u2019s most expensive cup of coffee for a limited time.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\" data-v-54a96eec=\"\">Klatch Coffee Roasters, which has several locations in California, will be serving up the Elida Geisha 803, coffee beans from Panama that cost $803 per pound and recently won first place at the\u00a0Best of Panama coffee competition. <span style=\"color: #808000;\"><strong>The beans, a Kopi Luwak variety, are made by<em> feeding the beans to cat-like mammals <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">who then poop it out<\/span><\/em>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\" data-v-54a96eec=\"\"><span style=\"color: #993300;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Each<\/em> <em>cup<\/em><\/span> of coffee will cost $<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>75<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\" data-v-54a96eec=\"\"><span style=\"color: #808000;\"><strong>&#8220;It&#8217;s a <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>unique<\/em><\/span> coffee that comes from Panama. <span style=\"color: #800000;\"><em>It&#8217;s <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">by far<\/span> better than any of the coffee you hear about <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">that comes from animals<\/span><\/em>,\u201d Bo Thiara, co-owner of Klatch\u2019s location in San Francisco, told\u00a0ABC7 News<\/span><\/strong><\/span>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p data-v-54a96eec=\"\"><strong>We&#8217;ll let this scene from <em>The Bucket List<\/em> express our disdain for anyone stupid or rich enough to piss away $75 on a single cup of coffee:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/v4wCwfuGP8w\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>Sorry, not when&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/XozrqJHA-yI?start=0&amp;end=22&amp;\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;that $75 can feed 150 starving, sickly Third World children per day.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Another Editor&#8217;s Note<\/em><\/span>: We must observe, having UNICEF&#8217;s ambassador for disadvantaged, defenseless children in the Third World simultaneously and unabashedly advocate for their wholesale slaughter <em>in utero<\/em>\u00a0in the First is nothing if not&#8230;incongruous&#8230;contradictory, as it were!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Then again, if every Third World mother aborted her unborn children, UNICEF wouldn&#8217;t require Alyssa services&#8230;and Californians could enjoy their cup of <em>Elide Geisha 803<\/em> with a clear conscience.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Magoo<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Wednesday, May 15th, 2019&#8230;but before we begin, let&#8217;s all take a moment to honor a true American hero: Now, here&#8217;s The Gouge! 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