{"id":70997,"date":"2019-07-02T20:47:06","date_gmt":"2019-07-03T00:47:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/?p=70997"},"modified":"2019-07-02T20:47:13","modified_gmt":"2019-07-03T00:47:13","slug":"the-daily-gouge-archive-monday-july-1st-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/?p=70997","title":{"rendered":"The Daily Gouge Archive, Monday, July 1st, 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s Monday, July 1st, 2019…but before we begin, we wonder, is anywhere<\/em><\/span> in Central America safe<\/em><\/span>?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Virginia doctor shot to death while vacationing with family in Belize<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/h1>\n

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“Dr. Gary Swank, a cardiologist from Roanoke, Va., and his tour guide were shot and killed<\/em><\/span> while fly-fishing in a lagoon west of San Pedro Town, according to local media reports.\u00a0Both men were reportedly shot multiple times in the body and head<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/strong>…<\/span><\/span>“<\/span><\/p>\n

But if guns are, for all intents and purposes,\u00a0illegal<\/em><\/span><\/a> in Belize, how could two men have been “shot and killed”; in fact, “shot multiple times in the body and head” in a country which severely restricts the possession of firearms?!?<\/strong><\/p>\n

We’ll get back to you after we’ve consulted with authorities in Chicago, Baltimore, Detroit, Washington, D.C., New York and every other urban enclave in America where criminals inexplicably fail to obey gun control laws.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Since we’re on the subject of Central America, in yet another startling display of dissimulation and deception, as Dimocrats deliberately attempt to misrepresent…\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Oh, the humanity<\/em><\/span>!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Consider, if you will, the conditions in the countries these political pawns fled, let alone those they willingly endured on their months-long journey to the Promised Land.\u00a0 And, dare we mention, Dimocrats’…<\/strong><\/p>\n

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…active encouragement of conditions they heretofore have refused to admit constituted a crisis?!?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Then consider the testimony\u00a0<\/span>Brian Hastings, head of Border Patrol law enforcement provided under oath to Congress<\/em><\/span><\/a>:<\/strong><\/p>\n

“…the actual situation<\/em><\/span> is the complete opposite<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> Hastings said border patrol has increased<\/em><\/span> food funding for migrants and that the facilities have storerooms with supplies that \u201cfrankly look like Costco<\/em><\/span>.\u201d<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cWe provide three hot meals a day<\/em><\/span> and snacks are unlimited<\/em><\/span>,\u201d said Hastings.<\/span> \u201cI have seen agents on their own go out and purchase toys<\/em><\/span> and bring in for the children to play with.\u201d<\/strong>…<\/span>“<\/p>\n

Cold-hearted bastages!!!\u00a0 But seriously, one of two things must be true: either Brian Hastings purposefully committed perjury, or Progressives are…yet again…playing loose with the facts.<\/strong><\/p>\n

More importantly, at least to us, is whether anyone out there is\u00a0really<\/em><\/span> under the false impression these folks were getting three hots and a cot in the sh*tholes from whence they came, let alone exercising daily dental hygiene?!?\u00a0 And if not, how on earth could conditions better than what they’ve ever known in their lives<\/em><\/span> in any way<\/em><\/span> constitute a hardship<\/em><\/span>?!?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Then again, who’d have ever thought John Roberts would join the Liberal wing of the SCOTUS in divining the intentions of federal officials<\/em><\/span><\/a> rather than…<\/strong><\/p>\n

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…simply ruling on the constitutionality<\/em><\/span> of a given issue?!?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Just another example why the Bush family was, is<\/em> and always will be<\/em><\/span>\u00a0the gift…<\/strong><\/p>\n