{"id":73969,"date":"2019-10-22T19:52:22","date_gmt":"2019-10-22T23:52:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/?p=73969"},"modified":"2019-10-22T19:52:28","modified_gmt":"2019-10-22T23:52:28","slug":"the-daily-gouge-archive-monday-october-21st-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/?p=73969","title":{"rendered":"The Daily Gouge Archive, Monday, October 21st, 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>It&#8217;s Monday, October 21st, 2019,&#8230;but before we begin, another classic cartoon from the great Stilton Jarlsberg:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/Hillary-Chelsea-Haunted-House-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-73855\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/Hillary-Chelsea-Haunted-House-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"356\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/Hillary-Chelsea-Haunted-House-1.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/Hillary-Chelsea-Haunted-House-1-300x237.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>In keeping with the season, of course.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Now, here&#8217;s <em>The Gouge<\/em>!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>First up, if you weren&#8217;t aware of it, as Leah Barkoukis details at\u00a0<em>Townhall.com<\/em>, America&#8217;s neighbor to the south is, for all practical purposes, in a state of anarchy:<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"headline\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/townhall.com\/tipsheet\/leahbarkoukis\/2019\/10\/18\/mexican-authorities-free-el-chapos-son-after-all-hell-breaks-loose-in-sinaloa-n2554972\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #800080; text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000; text-decoration: underline;\">Decision to Release El Chapo&#8217;s<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; text-decoration: underline;\"> Son Is an &#8216;Absolute Disaster<\/span><span style=\"color: #008000; text-decoration: underline;\"> For Mexican Government<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/a><span style=\"color: #008000;\">&#8216;<\/span><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/im-118247.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-73856\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/im-118247.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"267\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/im-118247.jpeg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/im-118247-300x200.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Meanwhile, while Mexico melts down just across what amounts to an open border, Republicans like <a href=\"https:\/\/townhall.com\/columnists\/kurtschlichter\/2019\/10\/20\/snit-romney-n2555047\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em>Mitt<\/em><\/span><\/a> and <span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em>Mitch<\/em><\/span> are focused on &#8220;momentous&#8221; matters in the Middle East.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Keep in mind, both sides of the aisle are wringing their hands raw over the removal of a handful of troops from Syria, while the silence over the security threat posed by events in Mexico is positively <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>deafening<\/em><\/span>!\u00a0 The drug cartels are using\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>truly<\/em><\/span> military grade weapons (unlike <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>anything<\/em><\/span> Progressives <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>claim<\/em><\/span>\u00a0the average American possesses) to rule huge swaths of the country, and the Mexican government is powerless to stop them.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Here&#8217;s the juice: there were over 33,000 murders in Mexico last year.\u00a0 That&#8217;s more than twice as many as were committed in the United States, including the victims of drug-related gang violence in America&#8217;s cities.\u00a0 Yet Mexico&#8217;s population is less than a third of ours.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>There&#8217;s <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>no question<\/em><\/span>\u00a0some portion of this violence spreads across into the United States.\u00a0 And there&#8217;s <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>no question<\/em><\/span>\u00a0extra border security, particularly The Wall, would serve to significantly reduce it, along with the drug trafficking which generates it.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>So puh-<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>LEASE<\/em><\/span>, until Congress gives <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>OUR<\/em><\/span> southern border the attention it so <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>desperately deserves<\/em><\/span>, don&#8217;t expect <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>us<\/em><\/span> to get overly excited about the U.S. Military not defensing the border between Turkey and Syria.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Next, writing at <em>FOX News<\/em>, Jim Breslo records how&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"headline\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/opinion\/jim-breslo-calif-gov-newsom-uses-homeless-crisis-to-justify-statewide-rent-control-law\" class=\"broken_link\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #333399; text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600; text-decoration: underline;\">To help homeless, California turns to dumb idea loved by the left \u2013 And guaranteed to fail<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/a><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/3dvi0c.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-73902\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/3dvi0c.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/3dvi0c.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/3dvi0c-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;&#8230;<span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>In November 2018, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>California voters <\/em><em>defeated<\/em><\/span> a <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>statewide ballot initiative<\/em><\/span> that <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>would have extended rent control statewide<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">It was <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>soundly rejected<\/em><\/span> by an almost <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>20-point margin<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Every<\/em><\/span> county in the state <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>except<\/em><\/span> for San Francisco <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>voted it down<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Even the Democrat\u00a0running\u00a0for governor, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Gavin Newsom<\/em><\/span>, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>indicated his opposition<\/em><\/span> to\u00a0the initiative. <span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">But <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>now<\/em><\/span> that he&#8217;s <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>in office<\/em><\/span>, the former lieutenant governor and former mayor of San Francisco has changed his position, insisting the state <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>must respond<\/em><\/span> to the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>homeless problem<\/em><\/span>.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Last week we learned of at least one of the actions the governor plans to take. <span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Newsom signed a statewide rent-control law, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>overturning the will of the people<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> He followed the progressive playbook by using the homeless crisis \u201cto do things that you could not do before.\u201d<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Progressives assert that the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>homeless crisis<\/em><\/span>\u00a0is due in <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>large part<\/em><\/span> to a <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>housing shortage<\/em><\/span>,\u00a0and that <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>the best way to address the\u00a0shortage is with rent control<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">The new law also\u00a0protects tenants from eviction without good reason\u00a0and provides compensation to tenants if they are evicted due to renovation.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">\u201cThe housing crisis is reaching every corner of America,\u00a0where you\u2019re seeing high home prices, high rents, evictions and homelessness that we\u2019re all struggling to grapple with,\u201d said Assemblyman\u00a0David Chiu, a San Francisco Democrat who authored the\u00a0bill.<\/span> \u201cProtecting tenants is a critical and <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>obvious<\/em><\/span> component of any strategy to address this.\u201d<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>It may be \u201cobvious\u201d to some, <em>but any scratching of the surface of California&#8217;s rent law shows\u00a0it to be <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">utterly useless<\/span><\/em>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>First, the law\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>ignores the fact<\/em><\/span> that\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>the state&#8217;s epicenters of\u00a0homelessness<\/em><\/span>, Los Angeles and San Francisco, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>already have rent control on the books<\/em><\/span> that&#8217;s <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>even more stringent than what just passed<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">In San Francisco, studies show\u00a0the caps have <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>sharply decreased the supply of rental housing<\/em><\/span>, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>driving up rents\u00a0citywide by 5 percent<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>That&#8217;s\u00a0because\u00a0landlords demolished properties and built\u00a0pricey new ones to avoid the caps<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong><em>If rent control helps <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">reduce<\/span>\u00a0homelessness, why is the problem <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">so prevalent<\/span> in the very cities that <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">already have it<\/span><\/em>? <span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">And how is <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>extending<\/em><\/span> it to the rest of the state <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>supposed to address the issue<\/em><\/span>?<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8230;<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>What politicians <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>must acknowledge<\/em><\/span> is that the <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">real cause<\/span><\/em> of most homelessness is <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>the prevalence\u00a0of mental illness and substance abuse in the homeless community<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">According to a U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development report, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>45 percent of homeless people suffer from mental illness<\/em><\/span>.<\/span>\u00a0A\u00a0University of Pennsylvania report, found that <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>about half\u00a0suffer from alcohol or drug dependence<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">In addition, a\u00a0U.S. Conference of Mayors report in\u00a02014 revealed\u00a0that\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>only 18 percent of the homeless are employed<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> That means that <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>for most<\/em><\/span>,\u00a0the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>cost<\/em><\/span> of housing <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>doesn&#8217;t really matter<\/em><\/span>.\u00a0<span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">They simply\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>can&#8217;t\u00a0afford it<\/em><\/span>.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Rent control has been a proven failure in addressing housing problems.<\/span> It prompts landlords to convert their\u00a0properties into owner-occupied homes, and deters investment in the housing market, aggravating the shortages that caused them in the first place.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Further, when\u00a0landlords\u00a0are\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>limited in their\u00a0ability to raise rents\u00a0and cannot freely evict\u00a0tenants<\/em><\/span>, they\u00a0will be <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>extremely careful<\/em><\/span> in <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>who they\u00a0rent\u00a0to<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">That\u00a0has a <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>significant adverse effect on the ability of low-income people to find rental housing<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Europe<\/em><\/span>\u00a0has had such limitations <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>for years<\/em><\/span>, and <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>it&#8217;s notoriously difficult to qualify for a rental property there<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>Europe similarly requires \u201cgood cause\u201d before terminating an employee;\u00a0<em>the thinking being that <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">this will result in fewer layoffs and thus lower unemployment<\/span><\/em>. <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>In fact<\/em><\/span>, it has the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>opposite effect<\/em><\/span>.<\/span>\u00a0<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/3dvlng.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-73906\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/3dvlng.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"299\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/3dvlng.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/3dvlng-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>The <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>harder<\/em><\/span> it is to <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>fire<\/em><\/span> someone, the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>more cautious employers are\u00a0in hiring<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>The <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>same concept applies to housing<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/span>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/4WMErc1n6Ks?start=89&amp;end=93&amp;\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>As longtime friend, frequent contributor and Portland-area resident Bill Meisen so insightfully observed:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>Hard to disagree with that. <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Over the last two years Portland has doubled the number of homeless shelter beds.<\/span> Here are the results:<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>&#8211; Homeless population down 4%<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>&#8211; Total number of homeless living in shelters down 23%<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>&#8211; Total number of homeless living in the streets <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>up 34%<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>&#8211; Cost to the taxpayer of <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>$75 million<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/4D7cPH7DHgA?start=162&amp;end=167&amp;\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Free housing<\/em><\/span>, let alone <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>affordable housing<\/em><\/span>, did <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>nothing<\/em><\/span> to slow the growth of people living in the streets in Portland.\u00a0<\/strong><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Please<\/em><\/span>&#8230;they&#8217;re <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>PROGRESSIVES<\/em><\/span>&#8230;<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>don&#8217;t confuse them<\/em><\/span> with <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>the facts<\/em><\/span>!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Then there&#8217;s this rather interesting piece from the <em>WSJ<\/em>, interesting because while its headline is correct, its subhead <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>offers facts not in evidence<\/em><\/span>, and truths <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">nowhere close<\/span> to <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>reality<\/em><\/span>:<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"headline article-header__headline\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wsj.com\/graphics\/red-economy-blue-economy\/?mod=wsj_eng_wht1019\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000; text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\">Democrats and Republicans Aren\u2019t Just Divided. They Live in Different Worlds.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/a><\/h1>\n<h3 class=\"deck article-header__deck\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><a style=\"color: #ff0000;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wsj.com\/graphics\/red-economy-blue-economy\/?mod=wsj_eng_wht1019\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">The two parties represent radically different slices of the American economy<\/span><\/a>.<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/divided.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-73903\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/divided.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"238\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/divided.png 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/divided-300x179.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>America\u2019s political polarization is almost complete. <span style=\"color: #008000;\">(<em>TRUE!<\/em>)<\/span> <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Its two main political parties increasingly represent two different economies.<\/span> <span style=\"color: #008000;\">(<em>FALSE!<\/em>)<\/span>\u00a0And they barely overlap. <span style=\"color: #008000;\">(<em>FALSE!<\/em>)<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Democrats can be found in educated cities and suburbs where professional jobs are plentiful.<\/span> <span style=\"color: #008000;\">(<em>TRUE!<\/em>)<\/span> <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Republicans live in working-class and rural communities, home to agriculture and low-skill manufacturing<\/span> <span style=\"color: #008000;\">(<em>FALSE!<\/em>)<\/span><\/strong><\/span>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>No mention <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>anywhere<\/em><\/span> in the article about the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>tens of millions of destitute Dimocrats inhabiting the &#8220;educated cities<\/em><\/span>&#8220;; nor the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>tens of millions of professional Republicans residing in the suburbs<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Since we&#8217;re on the subject of completely concocted &#8220;reporting&#8221;, in today&#8217;s installment of the Dan Rather Memorial &#8220;<em>The Story Was Fake But Accurate<\/em>&#8221; segment, this just in from <em>FOX <\/em>&#8220;<em>News<\/em>&#8220;:<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"headline\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/food-drink\/lgbtq-protests-force-first-chick-fil-a-in-the-uk-to-close-just-6-months-after-opening\" class=\"broken_link\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000; text-decoration: underline;\">First Chick-fil-A<\/span><span style=\"color: #ff6600; text-decoration: underline;\"> in the UK to<\/span><span style=\"color: #ff9900; text-decoration: underline;\"> close just 6<\/span><span style=\"color: #008000; text-decoration: underline;\"> months after<\/span><span style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\"> opening amid<\/span> <span style=\"color: #800080; text-decoration: underline;\">LGBTQ protests<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/gays.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-73857\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/gays.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"190\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/gays.png 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/gays-300x143.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"speakable\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;The first\u00a0Chick-fil-A\u00a0in the United Kingdom announced it would be shutting down in six months,\u00a0just days after the popular American fast-food chain\u00a0made\u00a0its debut in the country, <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>amid pressures from gay rights activists <em>protesting the chain for contributing millions of dollars<\/em> <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>to\u00a0anti-LGBTQ groups<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"speakable\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>Protestors swarmed The Oracle shopping center on Saturday holding a sign saying &#8220;GET THE CHICK OUT Say NO to bigotry and hatred on your High Street.&#8221;<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">The store opened its &#8220;pilot&#8221; location on Oct. 10 in Reading, which is about an hour and a half drive from London. <span style=\"color: #ff9900;\"><strong>A\u00a0mall spokesperson said concerns raised by activists about the chain have made them determine\u00a0&#8220;the right thing to do&#8221; is\u00a0not to extend the restaurant&#8217;s lease beyond the &#8220;six-month pilot period,&#8221; according to reports by\u00a0BBC.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">The restaurant has long faced pushback from LGBTQ groups\u00a0who have attacked\u00a0CEO Dan Cathy\u00a0<span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>after he repeatedly made comments condemning homosexuality and gay marriage and\u00a0donating $1.8 million in 2017 <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>to groups that spread anti-LGBTQ rhetoric<\/em><\/span>, according to reports by<\/strong><\/span>\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em><strong><a style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\" href=\"https:\/\/thinkprogress.org\/chick-fil-a-anti-lgbtq-donations-tax-filings-62ca15281f17\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Think Progress<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>(<em>Yeah,\u00a0$1,653,416 to the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Fellowship of Christian Athletes<\/span>, $6,000 to the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Paul Anderson Youth Home<\/span>, and $150,000 to the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Salvation Army<\/span>!!!<\/em>)<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Chick-fil-A defended the donations saying they were intended to \u201chelp with economic mobility of young people by focusing on homelessness and poverty, education, and community revitalization, and is done with no political or social agenda,\u201d\u00a0according to a company statement in March.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Cathy has openly said that America is &#8220;inviting God\u2019s judgment on our nation when we shake our fist at him and say we know better than you as to what constitutes a marriage,&#8221; in a 2012 radio interview. &#8220;I pray God\u2019s mercy on our generation that has such a prideful, arrogant attitude that thinks we have the audacity to redefine what marriage is all about,&#8221; he added at the time.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #800080;\"><strong>Cathy later doubled down on his comments saying he is &#8220;guilty as charged&#8221; <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>in his discriminatory beliefs<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/span>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>And <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>what<\/em><\/span>, pray tell, are the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>heinous examples<\/em><\/span>\u00a0of <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>anti-LBGTQRSTUVWXYZ rhetoric<\/em><\/span> spread by these three repressive bastions of reactionary thought?!?\u00a0 As <a href=\"https:\/\/thinkprogress.org\/chick-fil-a-anti-lgbtq-donations-tax-filings-62ca15281f17\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em>Think Progress<\/em><\/span><\/a> reports:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;The Fellowship of Christian Athletes is <span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>a religious organization<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/span> that <strong><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\"><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">seeks to spread an anti-LGBTQ message to college athletes and requires a strict \u201csexual purity\u201d policy for its employees that bars any \u201chomosexual acts<\/span>.\u201d<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>In other words, the\u00a0<em>FCA<\/em> is a <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Christian organization<\/em><\/span> which adheres to the teachings of GOD ALMIGHTY as set forth in the best-selling book in the history of the planet, THE BIBLE!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;Paul Anderson Youth Home, a \u201c<span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\"><strong><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Christian residential home for trouble youth<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/span>,\u201d teaches boys that <span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>homosexuality is wrong and that same-sex marriage is \u201crage against Jesus Christ and His values<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/span>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>In other words, the <em>Paul Anderson Youth Home<\/em> is a <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Christian organization<\/em><\/span> which adheres to the teachings of GOD ALMIGHTY as set forth in the best-selling book in the history of the planet, THE BIBLE!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;<span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\"><strong>The Salvation Army has a long record of opposing legal protections for LGBTQ Americans and at the time of the donations had a written policy of merely complying with local \u201crelevant employment laws.\u201d<\/strong><\/span>&#8220;<\/p>\n<p><strong>In other words, <em>The Salvation Army<\/em> is a <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Christian organization<\/em><\/span> which adheres to the teachings of GOD ALMIGHTY as set forth in the best-selling book in the history of the planet, THE BIBLE!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>More importantly, neither the FCA, Paul Anderson Youth Home, The Salvation Army, Chick-fil-A or Dan Cathy has EVER opposed legal protections for LGBTQ citizens not afforded otherAmericans not<\/strong><strong>, let alone advocated for any form of discrimination against same.\u00a0 They simply choose to follow\u00a0<\/strong><strong>God&#8217;s word as recorded in the Bible: that homosexuality is a sin and the holy bonds of matrimony should exist only between a biological man and woman.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>To report or represent anything different is a <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>LIE<\/em><\/span>!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Besides, if opposing gay marriage constitutes &#8220;anti-LGBTQ rhetoric&#8221;, then right up through 2008, Barack Hussein Obama and Hillary Clinton were of the same mind as Dan Cathy and the organizations to which he contributes.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>And in the <span style=\"color: #008000;\"><em>EnvironMental Moment<\/em><\/span>, in reaction to an amazing display of economic ignorance which rivals the collective fiscal consciousness of the entire 2020 Dimocratic field&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"headline\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/world\/london-climate-change-protest-commuters-rush-hour-snarl-tube-train\" class=\"broken_link\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #008000;\">London rush-hour commuters yank climate-change protesters from roofs of trains<\/span><\/a><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/tube-1_wide-4cc8f59d655c3dd8a55bbe07ffa33ffd8f7eccce-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-73897\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/tube-1_wide-4cc8f59d655c3dd8a55bbe07ffa33ffd8f7eccce-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/tube-1_wide-4cc8f59d655c3dd8a55bbe07ffa33ffd8f7eccce-1.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/tube-1_wide-4cc8f59d655c3dd8a55bbe07ffa33ffd8f7eccce-1-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;&#8230;<span style=\"color: #000000;\">Robin Boardman, a spokesman for the protesters, said that if such action is necessary to make the government take notice of their climate change demands, &#8220;then this is what we must do.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>&#8220;None of us want to <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>inconvenience ordinary people<\/em><\/span>,&#8221; he said. <span style=\"color: #003300;\">&#8220;<em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">That&#8217;s why<\/span> we&#8217;re doing this <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">in the morning<\/span> when it will impact <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">business as usual<\/span>, and <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">not<\/span><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"> in the evening<\/span> <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">when people want to get home to be with their loved ones<\/span><\/em>.&#8221;<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>&#8230;one person could be heard shouting, &#8220;<em>I <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">need<\/span> to get to work, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">I have to feed my kids<\/span><\/em>.&#8221;<\/strong><\/span>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Further evidence, as if any were needed, of the total detachment from reality of The Left in general, and the EnviroNazis in particular.\u00a0 But if you&#8217;re still not convinced of their utter insanity, this <a href=\"https:\/\/medium.com\/@plaosmos\/extinction-rebellion-isnt-about-the-climate-42a0a73d9d49\" class=\"broken_link\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em>item forwarded from Jeff Foutch<\/em><\/span><\/a> should seal the deal&#8230;assuming you&#8217;re at all open to the truth.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Which brings us, appropriately enough, to\u00a0<em>The Lighter Side<\/em>:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/payn_c16901820191018120100.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-73877\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/payn_c16901820191018120100.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"308\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/payn_c16901820191018120100.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/payn_c16901820191018120100-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/lebron-2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-73878\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/lebron-2.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"339\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/lebron-2.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/lebron-2-300x220.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/lisa-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-73879\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/lisa-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"301\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/lisa-1.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/lisa-1-300x195.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/afb101719dAPR20191017044536.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-73880\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/afb101719dAPR20191017044536.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/afb101719dAPR20191017044536.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/afb101719dAPR20191017044536-300x214.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/impeach.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-73881\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/impeach.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"373\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/impeach.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/impeach-300x242.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/ncle-joe.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-73882\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/ncle-joe.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"355\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/ncle-joe.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/ncle-joe-300x231.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/joe.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-73883\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/joe.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"297\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/joe.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/joe-300x193.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/uncle-joe.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-73884\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/uncle-joe.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"299\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/uncle-joe.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/uncle-joe-300x194.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/payn_c16897420191017120100.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-73885\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/payn_c16897420191017120100.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"328\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/payn_c16897420191017120100.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/payn_c16897420191017120100-300x213.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/Image-10-18-19-at-9.03-AM.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-73859\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/Image-10-18-19-at-9.03-AM.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"460\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/Image-10-18-19-at-9.03-AM.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/Image-10-18-19-at-9.03-AM-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/Image-10-18-19-at-9.03-AM-300x300.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/download-1-1.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-73875\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/download-1-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"319\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/download-1-1.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/download-1-1-300x207.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/download-4.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-73872\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/download-4.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"402\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/download-4.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/download-4-300x261.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/download-2-1.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-73873\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/download-2-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"355\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/download-2-1.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/download-2-1-300x231.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Then there&#8217;s this memorable meme courtesy of Jo-Jo Dunn:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/Lijah.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-73894\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/Lijah.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"370\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/Lijah.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/Lijah-300x240.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Finally, we&#8217;ll call it a day with <span style=\"color: #800000;\"><em>Yet Another Sign The Apocalypse Is Upon Us<\/em><\/span>, courtesy today of, to our undying shame, our alma mater:<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"page-title\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\" data-swiftype-name=\"title\" data-swiftype-type=\"string\"><span style=\"color: #800000;\">&#8216;<a style=\"color: #800000;\" href=\"https:\/\/www1.cbn.com\/cbnnews\/us\/2019\/october\/satanic-services-at-us-naval-academy-midshipmen-want-satanic-temple-study-space\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Satanic Services&#8217; at US Naval Academy<\/span><\/a>? <a style=\"color: #800000;\" href=\"https:\/\/www1.cbn.com\/cbnnews\/us\/2019\/october\/satanic-services-at-us-naval-academy-midshipmen-want-satanic-temple-study-space\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Midshipmen Want &#8216;Satanic Temple&#8217; Study Space<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/3dvemp.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-73895\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/3dvemp.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/3dvemp.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/3dvemp-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;<span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong>A group of US Naval Academy midshipmen who subscribe to The Satanic Temple have requested that the academy honor their non-theistic beliefs like it does for other faiths.<\/strong><\/span>\u00a0The\u00a0<em>Military Times Observation Post\u00a0<\/em>reports that an October 8 internal email leaked out which said &#8220;Satanic Services&#8221; would soon be offered there on the campus located in Annapolis, Maryland.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #008080;\">Cmdr. Alana Garas, an academy spokesperson, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>disputes<\/em><\/span> that report, explaining the midshipmen wanted a &#8220;<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>study group space<\/em><\/span>,&#8221; the\u00a0<em>Military Times<\/em>\u00a0reported.<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0<span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong>&#8220;A group of Midshipmen with beliefs aligned with those practiced by The Satanic Temple\u2026requested a space where they could assemble to discuss and share their common beliefs,&#8221; Garas wrote in an email.<\/strong><\/span> <span style=\"color: #008080;\"><strong>&#8220;The request was for a &#8216;study group&#8217; space, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>not<\/em><\/span> for holding &#8216;<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>satanic services<\/em><\/span>.'&#8221;<\/strong><\/span>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/DJPCqUhSRbY?start=80&amp;end=88&amp;\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>Soooo,&#8230;while there are no <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>atheists<\/em><\/span> in foxholes, there may well be some <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Satanists<\/em><\/span>; John Paul Jones must be rolling over in his crypt!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>By the way, before we resized the meme which accompanies this item to fit our format, no bullsh*t, it came out 666 pixels in width.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Magoo<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Monday, October 21st, 2019,&#8230;but before we begin, another classic cartoon from the great Stilton Jarlsberg: In keeping with the season, of course. 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