{"id":75559,"date":"2019-12-10T21:52:34","date_gmt":"2019-12-11T02:52:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/?p=75559"},"modified":"2019-12-10T21:52:42","modified_gmt":"2019-12-11T02:52:42","slug":"the-daily-gouge-archive-monday-december-9th-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/?p=75559","title":{"rendered":"The Daily Gouge Archive, Monday, December 9th, 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>It&#8217;s Monday, December 9th, 2019&#8230;but before we begin, one quick comment on a topic raised in our Friday <em>Quote of the Day<\/em>\u00a0from Rich (yes, &#8220;Rich&#8221;, as that&#8217;s all Balls Cotton has on him)&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;<span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Everywhere<\/em><\/span> you look, the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Progressive agenda proves to be the largest, most destructive pyramid scheme ever formed<\/em><\/span>.\u00a0 <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">It supports <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>crime, poverty, social unrest, and general disruption and mayhem<\/em><\/span>, so that a <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>very few at the top<\/em><em> can get rich and powerful<\/em><\/span>.<\/span><\/strong><\/span>&#8220;<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;which was accompanied by an appropriate meme we prepared:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/download-3-1.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-75473\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/download-3-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"251\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/download-3-1.jpeg 450w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/download-3-1-300x167.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>One of the primary reasons the Progressive elite&#8230;along with a certain portion of their Republican counterpart&#8230;crave wealth and power is so they can live by a different set of rules from us mere mortals.\u00a0 To wit, this series of memes forwarded from The Penguin:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Chags1.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-75482\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Chags1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"393\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Chags1.jpeg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Chags1-300x295.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Chags2.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-75483\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Chags2.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"458\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Chags2.jpeg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Chags2-262x300.jpeg 262w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Chags3.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-75484\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Chags3.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"509\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Chags3.jpeg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Chags3-236x300.jpeg 236w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Chags5.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-75485\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Chags5.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"426\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Chags5.jpeg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Chags5-282x300.jpeg 282w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>It&#8217;s why Hillary Clinton, Loretta Lynch, Eric Holder, James Comey, Jim Clapper, John Brennan, Pete Strzok, Lisa Page, Andrew McCabe, Rod Rodenstein, Lois Lerner, John Koskinen and Barack Hussein Obama himself&#8230;among <em>many<\/em>, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>many<\/em><\/span> others&#8230;are not either <em>in prison<\/em> or <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>under indictment<\/em><\/span> today.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Next to <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>their<\/em> <em>indisputable<\/em><em> infractions<\/em><\/span>, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Trump&#8217;s<\/em> <em>purported<\/em><\/span> collusion\/quid pro quo\/bribery\/crime du jour was the Sermon on the Mount.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Now, here&#8217;s <em>The Gouge<\/em>!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>First up, in a commentary we gave top billing in last Friday&#8217;s <em>Lost Edition<\/em>, as the <em>WSJ<\/em>&#8216;s Kimberly Strassel observed&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"wsj-article-headline\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #333399;\"><a style=\"color: #333399;\" href=\"http:\/\/Adam Schiff Is Watching Obtaining phone logs of political rivals is a stunning abuse of congressional power.\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Adam Schiff Is Watching<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/h1>\n<h3 class=\"sub-head\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/Adam Schiff Is Watching Obtaining phone logs of political rivals is a stunning abuse of congressional power.\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000; text-decoration: underline;\">Obtaining phone logs of political rivals is a stunning abuse of congressional power<\/span><\/span><\/a><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">.<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/download-4.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-75415\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/download-4.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"222\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/download-4.jpeg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/download-4-300x167.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/download-1-2.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-75416\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/download-1-2.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/download-1-2.jpeg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/download-1-2-300x169.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;&#8230;<strong><span style=\"color: #333399;\">Mr. Schiff <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>purposely<\/em><\/span> kept that action <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>secret<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">This <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>guaranteed<\/em><\/span> that the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>only entity<\/em><\/span> involved with a decision over whether to release the records <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>was AT&amp;T<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> And <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>that<\/em><\/span> gave Mr. Schiff <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>all the cards<\/em><\/span>, since companies <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>fear<\/em> <em>political retribution<\/em> <em>far more than violating their customers\u2019 privacy<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> <span style=\"color: #008000;\">(<em>Had we <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">been<\/span> an AT&amp;T customer, we <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">wouldn&#8217;t be<\/span> today!<\/em>)<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>The <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>question<\/em><\/span> is whether <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Mr. Schiff<\/em><\/span>, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>in his zeal to bring down Mr. Trump<\/em><\/span>, has made <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>himself<\/em><\/span> legally vulnerable.<span style=\"color: #333399;\"> In\u00a0<em>Kilbourn v. Thompson\u00a0<\/em>(1881), the U.S. Supreme Court held that \u201c<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>a congressional investigation into individual affairs is invalid if unrelated to any legislative purpose<\/em><\/span>.\u201d<\/span> Mr. Schiff <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>might<\/em><\/span> argue he has wider powers in an impeachment inquiry. <span style=\"color: #333399;\">But the House <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>didn\u2019t approve the inquiry until Oct. 31<\/em><\/span>, a month <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>after<\/em><\/span> he issued his main AT&amp;T subpoena.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>\u201c<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>The subpoenas aren\u2019t related to legitimate congressional oversight<\/em><\/span>,\u201d says constitutional lawyer David Rivkin. <span style=\"color: #333399;\">Because there\u2019s \u201c<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>no conceivable legislative purpose to obtaining these call logs and publicly disclosing this information<\/em><\/span>, Mr. Schiff <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>would not be able to benefit from the Speech and Debate Clause immunity that otherwise protects members of Congress from civil and criminal liability<\/em><\/span>.\u201d<\/span> Mr. Rivkin adds that <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>any<\/em><\/span> of the targets <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>could sue Mr. Schiff under state law for invasion of privacy or intentional infliction of emotional distress, and potentially even compel Mr. Schiff to turn over documents in discovery<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #333399;\">Mr. Nunes has <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>already said he\u2019s weighing his legal options<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> Since <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>House Democrats<\/em><\/span>\u00a0<span style=\"color: #008000;\">(<em>Or their shills in the MSM.<\/em>)<\/span> obviously <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>won\u2019t hold Mr. Schiff accountable for his abuses<\/em><\/span>, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>let\u2019s hope at least one of the targets demands a court review his tactics<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #333399;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>No one<\/em><\/span> should want to live in a world <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>where Adam Schiff has unfettered power to spy on Americans<\/em><\/span>.<\/span><\/strong><\/span>&#8220;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Nor in which\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>any<\/em><em> politician or political appointee<\/em><\/span>&#8230;Dimocrat <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">or<\/span><\/em> Republican&#8230;is <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>above the law<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>In a related item, <em>NRO<\/em>&#8216;s Andy McCarthy records&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"article-header__title\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><a style=\"color: #ff0000;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/2019\/12\/trump-impeachment-inquiry-democrats-abuse-of-power-standard\/?utm_source=Sailthru&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_campaign=WIR%20-%20Sunday%202019-12-08&amp;utm_term=WIR-Smart\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">The Impeachment Eye Test<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/h1>\n<h3 class=\"article-header__title\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/2019\/12\/trump-impeachment-inquiry-democrats-abuse-of-power-standard\/?utm_source=Sailthru&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_campaign=WIR%20-%20Sunday%202019-12-08&amp;utm_term=WIR-Smart\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">We know an impeachable offense when we see one \u2014 or do we<\/span><\/a>?<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Image-12-5-19-at-8.51-AM.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-75392\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Image-12-5-19-at-8.51-AM.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"262\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Image-12-5-19-at-8.51-AM.jpeg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Image-12-5-19-at-8.51-AM-300x197.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span class=\"drop\">&#8220;<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>T<\/strong><\/span><\/span><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>o put it mildly, the 1960s were not <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>notorious<\/em><\/span> for juridical modesty. They <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>might<\/em><\/span> compare <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>favorably<\/em><\/span>, though, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>to Wednesday\u2019s episode of \u201cThe Lawyer Left Does Impeachment\u201d at the House Judiciary Committee<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Oh, I <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>have no doubt<\/em><\/span> that the three progressive constitutional scholars spotlighted by Democrats <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>yearn in their hearts<\/em><\/span> (<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>and<\/em><\/span> their classrooms) <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>for the Warren Court<\/em><\/span>, that <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>apex of make-it-up-as-you-go-along lawyering<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> But even <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>those<\/em><\/span> jurists had the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>occasional<\/em><\/span> convulsion of modesty.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">The most instructive one for present purposes belonged to Justice Potter Stewart. <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">The question before the High Court in the 1964 case of\u00a0Jacobellis v. Ohio\u00a0was how to define\u00a0hard-core pornography\u00a0for purposes of setting the elusive boundary where protected free expression transmogrifies into criminal obscenity.<\/span><strong> Assessing the terrain, Justice Stewart confessed that he could not \u201cintelligibly\u201d provide a workable definition \u2026 \u201c<em>but I <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">know it<\/span> when I <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">see it<\/span>.<\/em>\u201d<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Impeachment<\/em><\/span> has an eye-test, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>too<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>You would <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>never know that from listening to the law profs<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8230;<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Suffice it to say, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>it was a good day for the president<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/span>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>As David Harsanyi notes at <span style=\"color: #000000;\"><em>NRO<\/em><\/span>:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;&#8230;<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>But <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>however smart<\/em><\/span> people such as Michael Gerhardt, distinguished professor of constitutional law at University of North Carolina, <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">might be<\/span><\/em>, (an assessment we find highly questionable!) they <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>aren\u2019t immune from peddling partisan absurdities<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong> <\/span><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Once\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em><a style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\" href=\"https:\/\/thehill.com\/homenews\/house\/472960-judiciary-democrats-witnesses-outline-constitutional-case-for-impeachment\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" class=\"broken_link\">Gerhardt argued<\/a><\/em><\/span>\u00a0that Trump\u2019s conduct was \u201c<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>worse than the misconduct of any prior president<\/em><\/span>,\u201d <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>we no longer had any intellectual obligation to take him seriously on the topic<\/em><\/span>.\u00a0<span style=\"color: #008000;\">(<em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Or<\/span>, for <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">that<\/span> matter, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">any other topic<\/span>!!!<\/em>)<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Because while I\u2019m certainly not a distinguished professor, I am <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>very confident<\/em><\/span> that <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>history began before 2016<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Which means that, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>even if I concede Gerhardt\u2019s framing of Trump\u2019s actions<\/em><\/span> \u2014 bribery, extortion, etc. \u2014 <u>I can rattle off at least a dozen instances of presidential misconduct that are both morally and constitutionally \u201cworse\u201d than Trump\u2019s blundering attempt to launch a self-serving Ukrainian investigation into his rival\u2019s shady son<\/u><\/span><\/strong><\/span>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Which of course, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/2019\/12\/trump-impeachment-hearings-presidential-misconduct-historical-perspective\/?utm_source=Sailthru&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_campaign=WIR%20-%20Sunday%202019-12-08&amp;utm_term=WIR-Smart\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em>Harsanyi proceeds to do<\/em><\/span><\/a>, with his usual precision and perspicacity.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>We&#8217;ll leave it to Congressman Matt Gaetz, the Pride of Pensacola, to offer a simple and succinct summation of this crazed Ukraine kangaroo court:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/aLU11AXWvXE?start=263\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>In other words, Dimocrats&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/FjmKMv4yL9s?start=4&amp;end=6&amp;\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>Which is why, as John Nolte observes at <em>Breitbart<\/em>, rather than offer facts, the Dimocratic House leadership continues to peddle patent prevarications:<\/strong><\/p>\n<header>\n<h1 style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.breitbart.com\/politics\/2019\/12\/06\/nolte-nancy-pelosis-article-ii-impeachment-rationale-exposed-as-hoax\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\">Nancy Pelosi\u2019s \u2018Article II\u2019 Impeachment Rationale Exposed as Hoax<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/h1>\n<h3 style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><a style=\"color: #ff6600;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.breitbart.com\/politics\/2019\/12\/06\/nolte-nancy-pelosis-article-ii-impeachment-rationale-exposed-as-hoax\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Nancy Pelosi is going to impeach Donald Trump, the duly-elected president of the United States, based on what we now know is a hoax<\/span><\/a>.<\/span><\/h3>\n<\/header>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/3iumck.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-75487\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/3iumck.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"267\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/3iumck.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/3iumck-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;&#8230;<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>So\u2026 <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>It\u2019s not<\/em><\/span> the\u00a0poll-tested\u00a0bribery charge anymore. <span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>It\u2019s not<\/em><\/span> quid pro quo anymore \u2014 because there can be no quid pro quo when Ukraine didn\u2019t know it was supposed to quid, pro, or quo.<\/span> <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>It\u2019s not<\/em><\/span> obstruction of justice anymore. <span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>It\u2019s not<\/em><\/span> obstruction of Congress anymore \u2014 whatever the hell that made-up shit is.<\/span> <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>It\u2019s not<\/em><\/span> a mean but accurate\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em><a class=\"x5l broken_link\" style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/transcript\/critics-cry-witness-intimidation-over-trump-tweets-on-impeachment\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener external\">tweet<\/a><\/em><\/span>\u00a0anymore. <span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">It\u2019s not LOOK AT ALL THOSE RIBBONS THAT GUY\u2019S WEARING ON TV anymore.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>No, this week it\u2019s \u2014 and these <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>are Nancy\u2019s own words<\/em><\/span> \u2014 \u201cThe <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>president said<\/em><\/span>, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Article II says<\/em><\/span> I can do <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>whatever I want<\/em><\/span>.\u201d<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">And the fact that it <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>has come to this<\/em><\/span>, to <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>this kind of desperate hoax<\/em><\/span>, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>tells you all you need to know about what a rigged game this is<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> <em>Because<\/em>\u2026<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Trump never said that<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/0MW44jsYi0g?start=0&amp;end=2&amp;\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">He&#8230;<em>never<\/em>&#8230;<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>SAID IT<\/em><\/span>.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Nancy is <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>inventing<\/em><\/span> crimes now. <span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>She\u2019s making stuff up<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> She is all over TV <em>framing the accused<\/em>, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>planting evidence<\/em><\/span>, which is <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>what a dirty cop does when they can\u2019t make a case<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">Nancy is <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>deliberately and maliciously taking Trump out of context<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> And not just <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>a little out of context<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">No, she is taking the president <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>so far out of context I feel a little silly having to explain it<\/em><\/span>.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.breitbart.com\/politics\/2019\/12\/06\/fact-check-donald-trumps-do-whatever-i-want-comment-about-firing-robert-mueller-not-ultimate-power\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em><strong>Here is what Trump ACTUALLY said<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/a>:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong><em>Look, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Article II<\/span>, I would be <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">allowed<\/span> to fire Robert Mueller. <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Assuming I did all of the things, I said I want to fire him.<\/span> Number one, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">I didn\u2019t<\/span>. <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">He <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">wasn\u2019t fired<\/span>.<\/span> Number one, very importantly but more importantly, Article II <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">allows me to do whatever I want<\/span>. <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Article II would <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">allow me to fire him<\/span>.<\/span> <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">I wasn\u2019t going to fire him.<\/span> <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">You know why<\/span> \u2014 because I watched Richard Nixon firing everybody <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">and that didn\u2019t work out too well<\/span>.<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8230;<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>So <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Nancy is lying<\/em><\/span>.\u00a0<span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">Nancy \u201cDirty Cop\u201d Pelosi is standing before America, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>flat-out lying, framing a sitting president for a crime he did not commit, and the fake news media are playing right along<\/em><\/span>.<\/span>Impeaching Trump <em>for saying Article\u00a0II<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">allows me to do whatever I want<\/span><\/em>, when he was specifically (and accurately) <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>referring to one very specific thing<\/em><\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u2026<\/span><strong><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">It\u2019s a total frame job.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>This is a hoax<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/span>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Donald&#8217;s 6th-Grade command of the English language notwithstanding.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Which brings to mind this rather insightful meme:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/nancy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-75466\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/nancy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"226\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/nancy.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/nancy-300x170.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Moving on, as Jim Geraghty records at his\u00a0<em>Morning Jolt<\/em>&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<header class=\"article-header article-header--full\" data-component=\"articleHeader\">\n<div class=\"article-header__inner\">\n<h1 class=\"article-header__title\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><a style=\"color: #ff6600;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/the-morning-jolt\/the-world-is-getting-better-its-just-that-no-one-tells-you-about-it\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">The World Is Getting Better<\/span><\/a>. <a style=\"color: #ff6600;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/the-morning-jolt\/the-world-is-getting-better-its-just-that-no-one-tells-you-about-it\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">It\u2019s Just That No One Tells You About It<\/span><\/a>.<\/span><\/h1>\n<\/div>\n<\/header>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/download-5.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-75489\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/download-5.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/download-5.jpeg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/download-5-300x150.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;<span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>A special <em>Morning Jolt<\/em> today, as I try to run through <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>a long but by no means complete list of good news from the past year that was astoundingly under-reported and discussed<\/em><\/span>, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>particularly<\/em><\/span> when compared to presidential tweets, discussions of which pop culture offerings weren\u2019t woke enough, glowing profiles of the eighth or ninth-most popular Democratic presidential candidate, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>and so on<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/span>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8230;<span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #800080;\">You hear about this stuff <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>a lot less<\/em><\/span> because <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>articles and television segments about these developments don\u2019t make you more likely to respond in the comments section, more likely to share on social media, more likely to call into a talk radio program, or more likely to vote for a particular candidate<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> It <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>doesn\u2019t<\/em><em> make you believe<\/em><\/span> that <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>the world is full of people who are being unfair to you, that you\u2019re a victim, or that other people are responsible for your problems<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/span>&#8220;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Facts which, for <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>whatever reason<\/em><\/span>, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>just don&#8217;t make the Evening News<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Which brings us to the latest from\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/2019\/12\/disgraceful-campaign-against-the-salvation-army\/\"><em>NRO<\/em><\/a><\/span><\/span>&#8216;s Rich Lowry, as he seemingly <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>and inaccurately<\/em><\/span> records&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<header class=\"article-header article-header--full\" data-component=\"articleHeader\">\n<div class=\"article-header__inner\">\n<h1 class=\"article-header__title\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #800080;\">The Disgraceful Campaign against the Salvation Army<\/span><\/h1>\n<\/div>\n<\/header>\n<h3 style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #008000;\">Chick-fil-A and even Pete Buttigieg have run into the woke left-wing buzz saw.<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/download-1-3.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-75490\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/download-1-3.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"233\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/download-1-3.jpeg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/download-1-3-300x175.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;<span style=\"color: #800080;\"><strong>The Salvation Army would <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>seem<\/em><\/span> a bridge too far.<\/strong><\/span> Its red kettles are iconic, as much a part of Christmas as Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer or \u201cMiracle on 34th Street.\u201d During the heavily commercial Christmas season, the red kettles are a token of charity and fellow feeling. <span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>It takes a perverse worldview not to have fond feelings about this tradition, which is spectacularly successful on its own terms, raising almost $150 million a year.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #800080;\"><strong>But the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>commissars of political correctness<\/em><\/span> <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>aren\u2019t amused<\/em><\/span>, and <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>don\u2019t let sentimentality interfere with their dictates<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>They\u2019ve already accomplished what would a few years ago have been considered impossible \u2014 <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>bullying the explicitly Christian restaurant chain Chick-fil-A out of its donations to the Salvation Army<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong> <\/span>The army is now so radioactive that the pop singer Ellie Goulding threatened to cancel a halftime performance at the Dallas Cowboys game on Thanksgiving, kicking off the red-kettle campaign, over the group\u2019s alleged anti-gay bigotry.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #800080;\"><strong>The <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>first thing<\/em><\/span> to know about the Salvation Army is that <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>it is a church<\/em><\/span>, founded by the Methodist preacher William Booth. <span style=\"color: #008000;\">He started his Salvation Army, with military ranks for its clergy, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>to reach the hungry and the needy through service<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> With more than <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>1.5 million members<\/em><\/span> and a presence in roughly <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>130 countries<\/em><\/span>, it is a <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>spectacular example of, as Billy Graham once put it, \u201cChristianity in action<\/em><\/span>.\u201d<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #800080;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #008000;\">As such, it <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>obviously<\/em><em> reflects Christian morality<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> \u201cSoldiers, the core group among members,\u201d one religious writer explained, \u201c<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>take covenant vows that cover doctrine, loyalty, willingness to evangelize and help the needy, and clean living<\/em><\/span> (no alcohol, drugs, gambling, pornography or profanity).\u201d <span style=\"color: #008000;\">The army\u2019s position that marriage should be between a man and a woman <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>isn\u2019t an exotic invention<\/em><\/span>, but <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>standard Christian teaching<\/em><\/span>.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #800080;\"><strong>The idea that the Salvation Army <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>has<\/em><\/span> an anti-gay animus <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>stems largely from its opposition to anti-discrimination laws that it worried would impinge on its conscience rights, and criticism over its policies regarding transgender people<\/em><\/span> (especially the practice of some places of assigning people to male or female facilities depending on their gender at birth). <span style=\"color: #008000;\">The organization has <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>made clear again and again<\/em><\/span>, though, that <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>its services are available to all<\/em><\/span>.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Commenting on the scandalous Buttigieg bell-ringing images, the press secretary for the left-wing Alliance for Justice opined, \u201cI know the photos are two years old, but still, I can\u2019t help but wonder if Mayor Pete just looks at what LGBTQ activists have been working on for years and then chooses to spite it.\u201d <span style=\"color: #800080;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Or perhaps he was rational and broad-minded enough to appreciate the massive good done by one of the most admirable institutions in the country<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/span>&#8220;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Or perhaps, as <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Occam%27s_razor\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em>Occam&#8217;s Razor<\/em><\/span><\/a> suggests, Buttgag&#8217;s photo-op simply took place <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>long before<\/em><\/span> this paragon of humble service <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>became the charitable equivalent of Chernobyl<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>After all, it&#8217;s not like the <em>Salvation Army<\/em> is an offshoot of&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/_8yrsRv6GZs?start=13&amp;end=21&amp;\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;the Lutheran Church.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Since we&#8217;re on the subject of the absurd, in today&#8217;s installment of the\u00a0<span style=\"color: #008000;\"><em>EnvironMental Moment<\/em><\/span>, as Progressives in general, and&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/green_communism.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-75467\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/green_communism.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/green_communism.png 240w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/green_communism-225x300.png 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;a hard-core element of the Greens and Reds in particular, display a total detachment from reality&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"headline\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/entertainment\/emma-thompson-foresees-people-eating-pets-climate-crisis\" class=\"broken_link\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #008000;\">Emma Thompson foresees people eating pets for &#8216;protein&#8217; due to &#8216;climate crisis<\/span><\/a><span style=\"color: #008000;\">&#8216;<\/span><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/3in5db.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-75432\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/3in5db.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"189\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/3in5db.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/3in5db-300x142.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Someone should remind Emma the subjects of her Socialist brethren in Venezuela have been <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>feeding on their pets<\/em><\/span> for <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>years<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Just sayin<\/em><\/span>&#8216;.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Which brings us, appropriately enough, to\u00a0<em>The Lighter Side<\/em>:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/iran.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-75468\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/iran.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"297\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/iran.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/iran-300x193.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/abbey.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-75469\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/abbey.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"312\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/abbey.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/abbey-300x203.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/nato.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-75470\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/nato.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"299\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/nato.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/nato-300x194.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/cb120419dAPR20191204124507.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-75399\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/cb120419dAPR20191204124507.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"349\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/cb120419dAPR20191204124507.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/cb120419dAPR20191204124507-300x227.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/gv120319dAPR20191203064511.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-75404\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/gv120319dAPR20191203064511.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/gv120319dAPR20191203064511.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/gv120319dAPR20191203064511-300x214.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/cross-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-75398\" 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srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Image-12-6-19-at-8.18-AM.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Image-12-6-19-at-8.18-AM-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Image-12-6-19-at-8.18-AM-300x300.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Image-12-4-19-at-7.55-AM.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-75342\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Image-12-4-19-at-7.55-AM.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"432\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Image-12-4-19-at-7.55-AM.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Image-12-4-19-at-7.55-AM-300x281.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/what-the.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-75387\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/what-the.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"415\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/what-the.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/what-the-300x269.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/1955.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-75388\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/1955.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"563\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/1955.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/1955-246x300.jpeg 246w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/every-kiss-begins-with-hansolo.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-75389\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/every-kiss-begins-with-hansolo.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"485\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/every-kiss-begins-with-hansolo.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/every-kiss-begins-with-hansolo-286x300.jpeg 286w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/bad-ideas.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-75390\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/bad-ideas.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"563\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/bad-ideas.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/bad-ideas-246x300.jpeg 246w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Then there&#8217;s this oldie-but-goodie from Mark Foster&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Mark-Foster.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-75447\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Mark-Foster.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Mark-Foster.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Mark-Foster-300x219.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;an instant classic from our sister-in-law Amy&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/1574191044940blob.jpg.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-75396\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/1574191044940blob.jpg.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"678\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/1574191044940blob.jpg.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/1574191044940blob.jpg-204x300.png 204w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;as well as this keeper from Ed Hickey:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Ed-Hickey1.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-75394\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Ed-Hickey1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"462\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Ed-Hickey1.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Ed-Hickey1-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Ed-Hickey1-300x300.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Finally, we&#8217;ll call it a wrap with the <span style=\"color: #800000;\"><em>Science Section<\/em><\/span>, and yet another <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>useless<\/em><\/span> <span style=\"color: #800000;\"><em>Supposed Sign the Apocalypse is Upon Us<\/em><\/span>:<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"headline\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/science\/apocalyptic-asteroid-strike-that-could-wipe-out-humanity-is-only-a-matter-of-time-top-scientist-warns\" class=\"broken_link\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #800000;\">Apocalyptic asteroid strike that could wipe out humanity is \u2018only a matter of time\u2019, top scientist warns<\/span><\/a><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/3iuk8z.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-75480\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/3iuk8z.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/3iuk8z.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/3iuk8z-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;&#8230;<span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong>&#8220;We <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>will<\/em><\/span> get a serious asteroid impact <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>sometime<\/em><\/span>,&#8221; said Professor Fitzsimmons, of Queen&#8217;s University in Belfast.<\/strong><\/span> <span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>(<em>As he reached for an 11th pint of Guinness.<\/em>)<\/strong><\/span><span style=\"color: #008080;\"><strong> &#8220;It <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>may<\/em><\/span> not be in our lifetime, but <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>mother nature<\/em><\/span> controls when that will happen.&#8221;<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8230;<span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong>Professor Fitzsimmons called on amateur astronomers to help space agencies like Nasa <span style=\"color: #008000;\">(<em>&#8220;NASA&#8221;?!?<\/em>)<\/span> track potentially deadly asteroids<\/strong><\/span>&#8230;.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>You know, like in <em>Deep Impact<\/em>, or some other Hollywood hit based on a true story&#8230;or <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>not<\/em><\/span>!\u00a0 Given the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>last<\/em><\/span> such impact purportedly wiped out the dinosaurs&#8230;<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>66 million years ago<\/em><\/span>&#8230;we&#8217;d suggest amateur astronomers could better use their time identifying potentially deadly hemorrhoids than tracking civilization-ending asteroids.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Besides, given the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>66 million year interregnum<\/em><\/span>, we\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>likely<\/em><\/span> have a\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>little more<\/em><\/span> time.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Magoo<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Monday, December 9th, 2019&#8230;but before we begin, one quick comment on a topic raised in our Friday Quote of the Day\u00a0from Rich (yes, &#8220;Rich&#8221;, as that&#8217;s all Balls Cotton has on him)&#8230; &#8220;Everywhere you look, the Progressive agenda proves to be the largest, most destructive pyramid scheme ever formed.\u00a0 It supports crime, poverty, social [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1988,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"no","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-75559","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75559","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1988"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=75559"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75559\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":75560,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75559\/revisions\/75560"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=75559"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=75559"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=75559"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}