{"id":77283,"date":"2020-01-26T18:52:41","date_gmt":"2020-01-26T23:52:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/?p=77283"},"modified":"2020-01-26T18:52:48","modified_gmt":"2020-01-26T23:52:48","slug":"the-daily-gouge-archive-friday-january-24th-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/?p=77283","title":{"rendered":"The Daily Gouge Archive, Friday, January 24th, 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>It&#8217;s Friday, January 24th, 2020&#8230;but before we begin, we take a moment to heartily congratulate the great Stilton Jarlsberg on earning 1st place in the<\/strong><strong>\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em><a style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.therightreasons.net\/topic\/90850-todays-toons-favorites-results\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" class=\"broken_link\">Best Cartoons of 2019 contest over at The Right Reasons<\/a><\/em><\/span><\/span>.\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Stilt, before you rest on your laurels, let&#8217;s be honest: there&#8217;s <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">great<\/span><\/em>&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/ticking.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77117\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/ticking.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"417\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/ticking.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/ticking-300x271.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;and then there&#8217;s <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">truly inspired<\/span><\/em>:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Fahrenheit-Fairy-Tale.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77122\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Fahrenheit-Fairy-Tale.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"223\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Though we&#8217;re forced to confess a certain soft spot for the Three Bears!\u00a0 BZ, Stilt: <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>well done<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Now, here&#8217;s <em>The Gouge<\/em>!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>First up, Jeff Foutch forwarded the following from\u00a0<em>Real Clear Investigations<\/em>\u00a0which left him wondering why the heck Republicans <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>still haven&#8217;t<\/em><\/span> put Eric Ciaramella <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>under oath<\/em><\/span>, particularly considering the&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.realclearinvestigations.com\/articles\/2020\/01\/22\/whistleblower_was_overheard_in_17_discussing_with_ally_how_to_remove_trump_121701.html\" class=\"broken_link\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\">Whistleblower Was Overheard in &#8217;17 Discussing With Ally How to Remove Trump<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/3n135n.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77171\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/3n135n.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"210\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/3n135n.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/3n135n-300x158.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Barely two weeks after Donald Trump took office, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Eric Ciaramella<\/em><\/span> \u2013 the CIA analyst whose name was recently linked in a tweet by the president and mentioned by lawmakers as the anonymous \u201cwhistleblower&#8221; who touched off Trump&#8217;s impeachment \u2013 <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>was overheard in the White House discussing with another staffer how to remove the newly elected president from office<\/em><\/span>, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>according to former colleagues<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Sources told RealClearInvestigations the staffer with whom Ciaramella <span style=\"color: #008000;\">(&#8220;<em>Benedict<\/em>&#8220;)<\/span> was speaking was Sean Misko <span style=\"color: #008000;\">(&#8220;<em>Arnold<\/em>&#8220;)<\/span>.<\/span> <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Both<\/span><\/em> were <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Obama administration holdovers working in the Trump White House on foreign policy and national security issues<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #008000;\">(<em>Which <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">BEGS<\/span> the question <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">WHY<\/span>?!?<\/em>)<\/span> <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">And <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>both expressed anger<\/em><\/span> over <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Trump\u2019s new \u201cAmerica First\u201d foreign policy<\/em><\/span>, a sea change from President Obama\u2019s <span style=\"color: #008000;\">(<em>Chamberlainesque<\/em>)<\/span> approach to international affairs.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>\u201c<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Just days<\/em><\/span> after he was sworn in <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>they were already talking about trying to get rid of him<\/em><\/span>,\u201d <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>said a White House colleague who overheard their conversation<\/em><\/span>. \u201c<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">They weren\u2019t just bent <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>on subverting his agenda<\/em><\/span>,\u201d the former official added.<\/span> \u201c<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>They were plotting to actually have him removed from office<\/em><\/span>.\u201d<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Misko left the White House <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>last summer<\/em><\/span> to join House impeachment manager <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Adam Schiff\u2019s committee<\/em><\/span>, where sources say <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>he offered \u201cguidance\u201d to the whistleblower<\/em><\/span>, who has been officially identified only as an intelligence officer in a complaint against Trump filed under whistleblower laws.<\/span> Misko <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>then helped run the impeachment inquiry based on that complaint<\/em><\/span> as a top investigator for congressional Democrats.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8230;<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Republicans have fought <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>unsuccessfully<\/em><\/span> to call him as a witness<\/strong><\/span>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/VZ5zrPVnrzo?start=27&amp;end=29&amp;\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8230;<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>arguing that his motivations and associations <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>are relevant<\/em><\/span> \u2013 and that the president has the same due-process right to confront his accuser as any other American.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>The whistleblower\u2019s <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>candor<\/em><\/span> is <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>also being called into question<\/em><\/span>. \u00a0<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">It turns out that the CIA operative <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>failed to report<\/em><\/span> his contacts with Schiff\u2019s office to the intelligence community\u2019s inspector general who fielded his whistleblower complaint.<\/span> He <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>withheld the information<\/em><\/span> both in interviews with the inspector general, Michael Atkinson, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>and in writing<\/em><\/span>, according to impeachment committee investigators. <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">The whistleblower form he filled out <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>required him to disclose<\/em><\/span> whether he had \u201ccontacted other entities\u201d &#8212; including \u201cmembers of Congress.\u201d But <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>he left that section blank<\/em><\/span> on the disclosure form he signed.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>The investigators say that <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">details about how the whistleblower consulted with Schiff\u2019s staff and perhaps misled Atkinson about those interactions are contained in the transcript of a closed-door briefing Atkinson gave to the House Intelligence Committee last October<\/span><\/em>. <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">However, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Schiff has sealed the transcript from public view<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> It is the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>only impeachment witness transcript out of 18 that he has not released<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/span>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>As Jim Jordan details&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/rqMFFalLX9I?start=107&amp;end=203&amp;\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;Schiff-for-Brains has YET to tell the truth.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Still, this doesn&#8217;t explain why the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>REPUBLICAN-CONTROLLED SENATE<\/em><\/span>, in the course of the impeachment trial or a <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>SEPARATE PROCEEDING<\/em><\/span>, has yet to subpoena either Ciaramella, Misko <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>OR<\/em><\/span> Inspector General Atkinson.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>In a related item,\u00a0<em>NRO<\/em>&#8216;s Tobias Hoonhout reports the&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/news\/fisa-court-confirms-two-carter-page-surveillance-applications-not-valid\/?utm_source=email&amp;utm_medium=breaking&amp;utm_campaign=newstrack&amp;utm_term=19245133\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><u>FISA Court Confirms Two Carter Page Surveillance Applications &#8216;Not Valid<\/u><\/span><\/a><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">&#8216;<\/span><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/3n12m0.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77168\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/3n12m0.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"233\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/3n12m0.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/3n12m0-300x175.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>A FISA Court order declassified Thursday <em><u>confirmed<\/u><\/em> that the government had found <em><u>two of the four FISA applications authorized for the FBI to surveil 2016 Trump-campaign adviser Carter Page<\/u><\/em> to be \u201c<em><u>not valid<\/u><\/em>,\u201d and will <em><u>further<\/u><\/em> investigate the validity of <em><u>the other two<\/u><\/em>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong>The\u00a0<em><a style=\"color: #333399;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.fisc.uscourts.gov\/sites\/default\/files\/FISC%20Declassifed%20Order%2016-1182%2017-52%2017-375%2017-679%20%20200123.pdf\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">order<\/a><\/em>\u00a0revealed that the government found two of the surveillance application renewals to be \u201cnot valid\u201d <em><u>based on \u201cthe material misstatements and omission\u201d used by the FBI<\/u><\/em>, which was found\u00a0by the Justice Department to have \u201c<em><u>insufficient predication to establish probable cause to believe that Page was acting as an agent of a foreign power<\/u><\/em>.\u201d<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Based on the ordering of the applications, it appears the review found the <em><u>second and third renewal applications<\/u><\/em> used against Page to be invalid, while the <em><u>original application and the first renewal remain under investigation<\/u><\/em>. <span style=\"color: #333399;\">The <em><u>third renewal<\/u><\/em> was <em><u>personally signed by James Comey<\/u><\/em>, while the <em><u>fourth was signed by Andrew McCabe.<\/u><\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>The court also said it was <em><u>still waiting on the Bureau<\/u><\/em> after it \u201cagreed \u2018to sequester all collection the FBI acquired pursuant to the Court\u2019s authorizations\u2019\u201d against Page, but <em><u>so far has not provided an update<\/u><\/em><\/strong><\/span>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Are we the only one left wondering why Chris Wray <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>still has his job<\/em><\/span>?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/OuiBuC6BgQM?start=2721&amp;end=2723&amp;\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>Next up, leave it to the <em>Boston Herald<\/em>&#8216;s Howie Carr, courtesy of Breeze Gould, to reveal that, at least to The Left and their unindicted coconspirators in the MSM&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #333399;\"><a style=\"color: #333399;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.bostonherald.com\/2020\/01\/21\/howie-carr-trump-is-trump-and-that-drives-democrats-crazy\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Trump\u2019s only crime is being Trump<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/S8QIf2DfyS8?start=24&amp;end=34&amp;\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;<span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong>Forget the two \u201ccounts\u201d against President Trump in the Senate trial that begins today, the reality is he is charged with only one crime. <span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">He is <em><u>accused of being Donald J. Trump<\/u><\/em>.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong>For <em><u>that<\/u><\/em> high crime, the Democrats say, he <em><u>must be removed from office<\/u><\/em>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>The Democrat \u201cHouse managers\u201d are going to get 24 hours over the next two days to lay out their opening arguments, but how are they going to fill that time, <em>considering that <u>they\u2019re not even accusing him of committing any crimes<\/u><\/em>?<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong>Certainly no <em><u>actual felonies<\/u><\/em> \u2014 you know, <em><u>Bill Clinton stuff<\/u><\/em> like <em><u>obstruction of justice, perjury and subornlng perjury<\/u><\/em>. <span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">They just <em><u>accuse him of being<\/u><\/em>\u2026<em><u>Donald J. Trump<\/u><\/em>.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong>For <em><u>that<\/u><\/em> they need <em><u>24 hours<\/u><\/em>?<\/strong><\/span>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Well&#8230;YEAH&#8230;particularly when they&#8217;re going to attempt to peddle <a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/politics\/democrats-impeachment-trial-arguments-trump-worse-than-nixon\" class=\"broken_link\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">THIS bullsh*t<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/a>!\u00a0 The Dimocrats obviously never learned the <em>First Law of Holes<\/em>, namely, &#8220;When first you <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>find<\/em><\/span> yourself in a hole&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/01-Keep-Digging-LI-600.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77181\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/01-Keep-Digging-LI-600.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"286\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/01-Keep-Digging-LI-600.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/01-Keep-Digging-LI-600-300x215.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>stop digging<\/em><\/span>!!!&#8221;\u00a0 Perhaps because Dimocrats aren&#8217;t simply &#8220;holes&#8221;, but <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>total a*sholes<\/em><\/span>!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Speaking of total a*sholes, in today&#8217;s\u00a0<span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><em>Sports Section<\/em><\/span>, if you thought <em>this<\/em> was <em>bad<\/em>&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/2bylm5B9bSQ?start=15\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;and <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>this<\/em><\/span> perhaps <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>worse<\/em><\/span>&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ozUa9UAMK2o\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;neither of them holds a candle to this overly-aggressive goalie in a match between Pinecrest and Pine Forest Highs:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/oNuy4RRISXo?start=7\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>The best part?\u00a0 The goalie was neither penalized nor suspended until <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>after<\/em><\/span> the game!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>In any event, <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">we<\/span><\/em> won&#8217;t be the one telling her she plays soccer <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>like a girl<\/em><\/span>; then again, given the way many &#8220;men&#8221; play&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/bjyqCqiMc0M\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;she&#8217;d probably take it as a compliment!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Which brings us, appropriately enough, to\u00a0<em>The Lighter Side<\/em>:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/afb012220dAPR20200122014508.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77154\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/afb012220dAPR20200122014508.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/afb012220dAPR20200122014508.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/afb012220dAPR20200122014508-300x214.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/mckee2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77146\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/mckee2.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"309\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/mckee2.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/mckee2-300x201.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/mckee.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77153\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/mckee.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"385\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/mckee.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/mckee-300x250.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/lisa-4.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77147\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/lisa-4.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"295\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/lisa-4.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/lisa-4-300x192.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/varvel-5.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77145\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/varvel-5.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/varvel-5.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/varvel-5-300x214.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/mckee4.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77148\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/mckee4.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"309\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/mckee4.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/mckee4-300x201.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/cb012220dAPR20200122124514.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77151\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/cb012220dAPR20200122124514.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"349\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/cb012220dAPR20200122124514.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/cb012220dAPR20200122124514-300x227.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/mckee3.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77152\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/mckee3.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"311\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/mckee3.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/mckee3-300x202.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Sling-Along-With-Mitch-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77118\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Sling-Along-With-Mitch-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Sling-Along-With-Mitch-1.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Sling-Along-With-Mitch-1-300x146.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Burning-Sanders-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77119\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Burning-Sanders-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Burning-Sanders-1.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Burning-Sanders-1-300x145.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Image-1-23-20-at-8.41-AM.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77149\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Image-1-23-20-at-8.41-AM.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"296\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Image-1-23-20-at-8.41-AM.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Image-1-23-20-at-8.41-AM-300x192.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Image-1-22-20-at-8.06-AM.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77120\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Image-1-22-20-at-8.06-AM.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"347\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Image-1-22-20-at-8.06-AM.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Image-1-22-20-at-8.06-AM-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/pop-tards.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77124\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/pop-tards.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/pop-tards.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/pop-tards-300x268.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/are-we-there-yet.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77125\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/are-we-there-yet.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"368\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/are-we-there-yet.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/are-we-there-yet-300x239.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/bake-sales.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77126\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/bake-sales.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"426\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/bake-sales.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/bake-sales-300x277.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/yikes.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77127\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/yikes.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"563\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/yikes.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/yikes-246x300.jpeg 246w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Then there&#8217;s this instant classic from Balls Cotton&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/image000000.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77199\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/image000000.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"347\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/image000000.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/image000000-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;along with this stream of anti-Socialist memes from Fielding Cocke:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/cid_F9DB6EC4195642EA8CA6DF54F0604CC7@OwnerPC1.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77200\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/cid_F9DB6EC4195642EA8CA6DF54F0604CC7@OwnerPC1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"309\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/cid_F9DB6EC4195642EA8CA6DF54F0604CC7@OwnerPC1.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/cid_F9DB6EC4195642EA8CA6DF54F0604CC7@OwnerPC1-300x201.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/image00521.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77201\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/image00521.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"462\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/image00521.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/image00521-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/image00521-300x300.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/image01291.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77202\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/image01291.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"502\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/image01291.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/image01291-276x300.jpeg 276w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/image016131.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77203\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/image016131.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"322\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/image016131.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/image016131-300x209.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/image027241.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77204\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/image027241.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"355\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/image027241.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/image027241-300x231.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Finally, we&#8217;ll call it a wrap with the <span style=\"color: #800000;\"><em>G.W. McClintock Memorial<\/em><\/span>&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/nU0jMZ5zVtk?start=419&amp;end=421&amp;\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;segment, courtesy of\u00a0<em>FOX News<\/em>\u00a0and the Golden State equivalent of <em>Thelma &amp; Louise<\/em>, as a&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"headline\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/us\/man-dies-jumping-300-feet-california-river-mercedes\" class=\"broken_link\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #800000; text-decoration: underline;\">California driver in Mercedes-Benz leads police on chase, dies after 100 mph, 330-foot jump over river<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/images.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77156\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/images.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;<span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong>A\u00a0California\u00a0driver fleeing from\u00a0police\u00a0died after launching his\u00a0Mercedes-Benz sedan\u00a0<em><u>over<\/u><\/em> the San Joaquin River at nearly 100 miles per hour, according to multiple reports. <span style=\"color: #ff9900;\">The car flew\u00a0roughly 330 feet across the river, <em><u>stunning<\/u><\/em> local police.<\/span> As the silver Mercedes descended, it took the tops off\u00a0trees and then crashed and rolled into an upright position, witnesses said.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff9900;\">&#8220;In my 20 years, <em><u>I&#8217;ve never seen a vehicle travel close to that distance<\/u><\/em>,&#8221; California Highway Patrol (CHP) spokesman Mike Salas told Fresno&#8217;s KFSN-TV.<\/span> He\u00a0added that it traveled &#8220;<em><u>approximately 337 feet<\/u><\/em>.&#8221;<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/FRS_JRWFATALRIVERCRASH2.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77155\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/FRS_JRWFATALRIVERCRASH2.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"261\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8230;<span style=\"color: #ff9900;\"><strong>David Callahan, 58, was killed on impact, the outlet said. <span style=\"color: #800000;\">He was the only person in the vehicle.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff9900;\"><strong>Before the fatal crash, Callahan was reportedly being pursued by Fresno police around 8:30 a.m., failing to pull over after they noticed his swerving car &#8212; which almost struck a patrol car, the outlet said. <span style=\"color: #800000;\">CHP said an incident at his home may have prompted his agitated mental state.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8230;<span style=\"color: #ff9900;\"><strong>A witness near the incident said Callahan <em><u>made a U-turn before sending his vehicle airborne<\/u><\/em>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/5871979_012120-kfsn-5p-san-joaquin-vid.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77157\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/5871979_012120-kfsn-5p-san-joaquin-vid.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/5871979_012120-kfsn-5p-san-joaquin-vid.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/5871979_012120-kfsn-5p-san-joaquin-vid-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8230;<span style=\"color: #ff9900;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #800000;\">\u201cWhat may have been going through his mind to drive this fast?\u201d CHP Officer Matt Zulim asked, according to the outlet.<\/span> \u201cAnd to do what he did in his car today&#8230;He <em><u>jumped the San Joaquin River<\/u><\/em><\/strong><\/span>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Life once more imitates art&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/gJxhb5VvxsY?start=93\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;though in a far more impressive fashion!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Magoo<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Friday, January 24th, 2020&#8230;but before we begin, we take a moment to heartily congratulate the great Stilton Jarlsberg on earning 1st place in the\u00a0Best Cartoons of 2019 contest over at The Right Reasons.\u00a0\u00a0 Stilt, before you rest on your laurels, let&#8217;s be honest: there&#8217;s great&#8230; &#8230;and then there&#8217;s truly inspired: Though we&#8217;re forced to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1988,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"no","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-77283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77283","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1988"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=77283"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77283\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":77284,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77283\/revisions\/77284"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=77283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=77283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=77283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}