{"id":77368,"date":"2020-01-28T18:54:22","date_gmt":"2020-01-28T23:54:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/?p=77368"},"modified":"2020-01-28T18:54:32","modified_gmt":"2020-01-28T23:54:32","slug":"the-daily-gouge-archive-monday-january-27th-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/?p=77368","title":{"rendered":"The Daily Gouge Archive, Monday, January 27th, 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>It&#8217;s Monday, January 27th, 2020, but first, courtesy of George Lawlor, we present two rather disparate headlines about the same subject:<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.newsday.com\/long-island\/obituaries\/ishmael-jefferson-hempstead-father-dies-southern-state-crash-1.40937195\" class=\"broken_link\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #800000; text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #993300; text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #800080; text-decoration: underline;\">Ishmael Jefferson, father of four who &#8216;looked out for everybody,&#8217;\u00a0dies at 22<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/a><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/image.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77244\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/image.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/image.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/image-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;<span style=\"color: #800080;\"><strong>Ishmael Jefferson <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>couldn\u2019t resist helping someone in need<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #993300;\">Whether it was <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>giving a friend a ride to Boston<\/em><\/span>, loaning someone money or doing a good deed for the homeless, the 22-year-old Hempstead resident was <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>always willing to lend a hand<\/em><\/span>.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #993300;\"><span style=\"color: #800080;\">&#8230;<strong>Jefferson died on Jan. 3 after he lost control of the 2015 Infiniti he was driving on the Southern State Parkway, hitting a tree in the center median.<\/strong> <\/span><strong><span style=\"color: #993300;\">Passengers Tony Porter of Westbury and Ja-Asia Hasty\u00a0of Hempstead\u00a0were also killed in the crash, while another passenger, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Ty-Jeneyah Cruz<\/em><\/span>,<\/span> <span style=\"color: #008000;\">(<em>more on Ty-Jeneyah later!<\/em>)<\/span> <span style=\"color: #993300;\">was seriously injured. <\/span><span style=\"color: #800080;\">Police believe <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>speeding<\/em><\/span> was a factor.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #993300;\"><strong>Kashawn Goldsby describes Jefferson as a friend he could always count on. <span style=\"color: #800080;\">Recently, Goldsby called Jefferson <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>when he needed a last-minute ride to play a gig in Boston<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> \u201cHe stopped everything he was doing <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>and drove me there<\/em><\/span>\u201d said\u00a0Goldsby<\/strong><\/span>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Just curious, Mr. Goldsby: did Mr. Jefferson perchance drive you to Boston in a 2018 Chrysler 300?<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #993300;\"><a style=\"color: #993300;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.bristolpress.com\/BP-Southington+Herald+News\/330419\/stolen-vehicle-found-in-southington-2-suspects-charged\" class=\"broken_link\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Stolen Vehicle Found in Southington; 2 Suspects Charged<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/3na0ud.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77266\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/3na0ud.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"267\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/3na0ud.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/3na0ud-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;<span style=\"color: #993300;\"><strong>A man and a woman from New York each face a felony charge after they were found in Southington inside a stolen vehicle. <span style=\"color: #333399;\"><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Ishmael Jefferson<\/span><\/em>, 20, and <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Ty-jeneyah Cruz<\/em><\/span>, 19, have been charged with first-degree larceny and possession of marijuana after state police pulled over a stolen 2018 Chrysler 300 &#8211; worth $38,900 &#8211; on June 27<\/span><\/strong><\/span>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/3n9frf.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77254\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/3n9frf.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/3n9frf.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/3n9frf-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>We&#8217;re all for <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>not speaking ill of the dead<\/em><\/span>&#8230;though when it comes to a number of individuals currently in positions of power in the Dimocratic Party&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/BpKK2JkyZI0?start=158&amp;end=162&amp;\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>Still, inquiring minds would <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>love to know<\/em><\/span> whether <em>Newsday<\/em>, who published Jefferson&#8217;s obituary, bothered to <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>research<\/em><\/span> their subject before <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>praising<\/em><\/span> him?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Now, here&#8217;s <em>The Gouge<\/em>!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>We lead off the Monday edition with a time-lapse recording of the massive turnout for the 2020 <em>March for Life<\/em>, a video you <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>won&#8217;t view<\/em><\/span> on your MSM local or evening news:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/GpVZuJXxztM\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>As our older brother Rob said of pro-life Dim Kristen Day&#8217;s self-serving statement,<\/strong>\u00a0<strong>&#8220;<\/strong><a href=\"https:\/\/thehill.com\/opinion\/healthcare\/374882-were-pro-life-democrats-and-we-want-to-protect-the-lives-of-the-born-and\" class=\"broken_link\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>The pro-life movement, to be successful, MUST be bipartisan<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/a><strong>&#8220;:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Z6EsNyIRG-g?start=13&amp;end=15&amp;\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;&#8230;<span style=\"color: #800080;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>God\u00a0<\/em><em>didn&#8217;t need Pharaoh&#8217;s vote<\/em><em> to deliver Israel from its slavery in Egypt<\/em><\/span>, and I don&#8217;t think <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>He needs either political party&#8217;s support<\/em> <em>to protect the most defenseless of human life<\/em><\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8230;<\/span><strong><span style=\"color: #333399;\">I&#8217;m very glad, in any case, to see the various parties and people that supported life in this year&#8217;s march, and disappointed to see those conspicuous by their absence.<\/span> <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Roe must go<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/span>&#8220;<\/p>\n<p><strong>To which we can only add the heartiest &#8220;AMEN&#8221;, as well as wish good riddance to the worst variety of judicial malpractice.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Next up, <\/strong><strong>as Andy McCarthy opines at <em>NRO<\/em>&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<header class=\"article-header article-header--full\" data-component=\"articleHeader\">\n<div class=\"article-header__inner\">\n<h1 class=\"article-header__title\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #333399;\"><a style=\"color: #333399;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/2020\/01\/trump-impeachment-trial-adam-schiff-opened-door-on-biden-witness-testimony\/?utm_source=Sailthru&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_campaign=WIR%20-%20Sunday%202020-01-26&amp;utm_term=WIR-Smart\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">On the Bidens, Schiff Opened the Door<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/h1>\n<h3 class=\"article-header__title\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><a style=\"color: #ff0000;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/2020\/01\/trump-impeachment-trial-adam-schiff-opened-door-on-biden-witness-testimony\/?utm_source=Sailthru&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_campaign=WIR%20-%20Sunday%202020-01-26&amp;utm_term=WIR-Smart\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">If they have to testify, they have the Democrats\u2019 chief impeachment manager to thank<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">.<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n<\/header>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Biden-Family-Values-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77263\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Biden-Family-Values-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"218\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Biden-Family-Values-1.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Biden-Family-Values-1-300x145.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;&#8230;It is fair enough to tut-tut that a president should not conflate foreign policy and domestic politics (something all of them do to some degree). And it would certainly be prudent (even if not constitutionally required) for presidents to leave questions about who should be investigated to the Justice Department, especially when a president\u2019s political fortunes may be implicated. <span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong>All that said, though, it makes a difference whether <em>this president is asking the foreign power to\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">manufacture<\/span>\u00a0a case against a political opponent<\/em>, or whether <em>the president is <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">instead<\/span> asking for an\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">investigation<\/span>\u00a0into something that <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">truly appears suspicious<\/span><\/em>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Schiff has ignored that salient distinction <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>from the start<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #333399;\">And by <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>ignoring the difference<\/em><\/span>, he has \u2014 <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>however heedlessly<\/em><\/span> \u2014 <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>painted a bull\u2019s-eye on the Bidens<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> The father and son were front and center <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>within the first ten minutes of Schiff\u2019s opening statement<\/em><\/span> at the impeachment trial Wednesday afternoon. <span style=\"color: #333399;\">But <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>that<\/em><\/span> was <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>old news<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> Schiff <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>kicked<\/em><\/span> the door open <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>at the start of the very first House hearing<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #333399;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Not content<\/em><\/span> to quote from President Trump\u2019s <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>actual call<\/em><\/span> with President Zelensky of Ukraine, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Schiff insisted on presenting a \u201cparody<\/em><\/span>\u201d that, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>he<\/em><\/span> maintained, conveyed the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>unspoken\u00a0essence<\/em><\/span>\u00a0of Trump\u2019s message: \u201cI want you <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>make up dirt<\/em><\/span> on my political opponent, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>understand<\/em><\/span>?<\/span> <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Lots<\/em><\/span> of it.\u201d<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong>In sum, the House\u2019s chief prosecutor represented to the American people that <em>President Trump had asked his Ukrainian counterpart <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">to fabricate a false case against Biden<\/span><\/em>.<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"> In <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">any<\/span> court in America<\/em>, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>that would open the door<\/em><\/span> to the Trump defense team to show that <em>this was <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">not<\/span> the president\u2019s intention <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">at all<\/span><\/em>; he was simply asking Zelensky <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>to look into a situation that cried out for an inquiry<\/em><\/span>.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong>In light of Schiff\u2019s <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">explicit allegation<\/span><\/em>, the president is <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>entitled<\/em><\/span> to an opportunity to show that <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>there was reason for him to believe<\/em><\/span> that a notoriously corrupt Ukrainian energy company <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>had retained Hunter Biden and paid him a fortune despite his lack of qualifications<\/em><\/span>; and that later, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>despite the blatant conflict of interest, then\u2013vice president Biden extorted Ukraine into firing a prosecutor who was investigating the company, threatening to withhold $1 billion in desperately needed funds<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Schiff insists<\/em><\/span> that Trump\u2019s claims in this regard <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>are false<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #333399;\">But <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>his mere say-so does not prove falsity<\/em><\/span>, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>no more than his mere say-so proves that Trump wanted Ukraine to \u201cmake up dirt\u201d on Biden<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> Figuring out <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">who<\/span><\/em> has the better of a factual dispute <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">is what a trial is about<\/span><\/em>. <span style=\"color: #333399;\">If a litigant <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>does not want<\/em><\/span> to create a dispute, <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">it\u2019s up to the litigant<\/span><\/em> to steer clear of the issue.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Adam Schiff<\/em><\/span> steered <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>his<\/em><\/span> case <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>straight into the Bidens<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #333399;\">The Trump team may have <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>their<\/em><\/span> political reasons for highlighting Biden\u2019s involvement.<\/span> But it was <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Schiff\u2019s strategy<\/em><\/span> that made the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Bidens relevant<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #333399;\">If one <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>or both<\/em><\/span> of them ends up in the witness box, they have <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Schiff to thank<\/em><\/span>.<\/span><\/strong><\/span>&#8220;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Like they say, haste makes waste, and the Dims must now pay the price for moving faster with impeachment than <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Hillary cleaning out the White House travel office<\/span>.<\/em><\/span>\u00a0 Thus, though it was the House leadership who erred in haste, it may well be the Bidens who join the Clintons in repenting at their powerless leisure.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>It&#8217;s worth noting Schiff-for-Brains&#8217; unquenchable thirst for national prominence (<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/EqiaOP7lVRo?t=1\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">unsuccessful though he&#8217;s been<\/span><\/a><\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">!<\/span><\/em><\/span>)&#8230;as well as The Donald&#8217;s blood&#8230;has resulted in life once more imitating art, as evidenced by one of our favorite scenes from <em>The Hunt for Red October<\/em>:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/FR55kxkdUJs?start=1&amp;end=9&amp;\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>Speaking of arrogant asses, the <em>WSJ<\/em>&#8216;s Kim Strassel details how&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"wsj-article-headline\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><a style=\"color: #ff0000;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wsj.com\/articles\/schumer-whiffs-impeachment-11579824789?mod=opinion_lead_pos8\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Schumer Whiffs Impeachment<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/h1>\n<h3 class=\"sub-head\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wsj.com\/articles\/schumer-whiffs-impeachment-11579824789?mod=opinion_lead_pos8\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\">The Democratic leader succeeds only in unifying the Republican caucus<\/span><\/span><\/a><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">.<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/image036331.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77206\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/image036331.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"276\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/image036331.jpeg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/image036331-300x207.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>An old Beltway joke is that the most dangerous place in Washington is <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>between<\/em><\/span> Chuck Schumer and a TV camera. <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">After Week One of the Trump impeachment trial, that <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>deserves modification<\/em><\/span>: The most dangerous place <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>for Democrats<\/em><\/span>\u00a0<em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">IS<\/span>\u00a0<\/em>Chuck Schumer in front of a TV camera.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Speaker Nancy Pelosi handed the impeachment baton to the Senate minority leader, and <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>doesn\u2019t America know it<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">The New Yorker has engaged in a media sprint, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>accusing Republicans of a rigged trial<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> He\u2019s doing a masterful job of <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>unifying Republicans<\/em><\/span>, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>encouraging them<\/em><\/span> to vote next week to <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>ignore<\/em><\/span> his witness demands and expeditiously acquit President Trump.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8230;<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Mr. Schumer\u2019s <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>job<\/em><\/span> this week was to the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>secure the cooperation<\/em><\/span> of a handful of Republicans for his demands <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>to drag this trial out further<\/em><\/span>; he has likely <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>failed<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Will there <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>be<\/em><\/span> Republicans who break here or there on his witness demands?<\/span> Probably, and understandably. <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">But given the New Yorker\u2019s <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>undisguised political hardball<\/em><\/span>, it seems <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>far less likely<\/em><\/span> that he\u2019ll get enough <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>to win<\/em><\/span> his motions.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>This week was Mr. Schumer\u2019s <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>audition for majority leader<\/em><\/span>, and Republicans <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>certainly weren\u2019t impressed<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Mr. Schumer\u2019s <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>bigger concern<\/em><\/span>\u2014when the dust settles after acquittal\u2014is that <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>his own party<\/em><\/span> realizes <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>how badly he served them<\/em><\/span>.<\/span><\/strong><\/span>&#8220;<\/p>\n<p><strong>If you can learn a lot about a man by the company he keeps, one can tell as much about voters who keep someone as obnoxious as Chuck Schumer in office.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Moving on, Stilton Jarlsberg reminds us of a <a href=\"http:\/\/stiltonsplace.blogspot.com\/\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">strikingly similar action<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/a> by Trump&#8217;s predecessor which curiously did not result in subsequent calls for the impeachment of the supposed-superhuman who was going to hold back the seas and heal the planet:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Screen-Shot-2020-01-24-at-8.05.21-AM.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77264\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Screen-Shot-2020-01-24-at-8.05.21-AM.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"486\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Screen-Shot-2020-01-24-at-8.05.21-AM.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Screen-Shot-2020-01-24-at-8.05.21-AM-278x300.jpg 278w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Ciacheczkousedrollpictureciacheczkorolledimagewhathasadvancedisindividuals_77564d9764147046f3850a0c9bf92412.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77297\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Ciacheczkousedrollpictureciacheczkorolledimagewhathasadvancedisindividuals_77564d9764147046f3850a0c9bf92412.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"280\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Ciacheczkousedrollpictureciacheczkorolledimagewhathasadvancedisindividuals_77564d9764147046f3850a0c9bf92412.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Ciacheczkousedrollpictureciacheczkorolledimagewhathasadvancedisindividuals_77564d9764147046f3850a0c9bf92412-300x210.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>And in the <span style=\"color: #008000;\"><em>EnvironMental Moment<\/em><\/span>, courtesy today of Tom Bakke,\u00a0<em>Stop These Things<\/em>&#8230;a website with the catchy subtitle, &#8220;We&#8217;re not here to debate the wind industry, we&#8217;re here to DESTROY IT!&#8221;&#8230;relates the reality of&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"entry-title\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/stopthesethings.com\/2018\/08\/13\/germanys-renewable-energy-disaster-part-1-wind-solar-deemed-technological-failures\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #008000;\">Germany\u2019s Renewable Energy Disaster \u2013 Part 1: Wind &amp; Solar Deemed \u2018Technological Failures<\/span><\/a><span style=\"color: #008000;\">\u2019<\/span><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/german-wind-farm-e1433654512365.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77259\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/german-wind-farm-e1433654512365.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"264\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/german-wind-farm-e1433654512365.png 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/german-wind-farm-e1433654512365-300x198.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;<span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Germany\u2019s wind and solar experiment <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>has failed<\/em><\/span>: the so-called \u2018Energiewende\u2019 (energy transition) <em>has turned into <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">an insanely costly debacle<\/span><\/em>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #003300;\">German<\/span>\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em><a style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\" href=\"https:\/\/stopthesethings.com\/2018\/02\/01\/transition-to-wind-solar-sends-german-power-prices-into-orbit-328000-families-chopped-from-grid\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">power prices have rocketed<\/a><\/em><\/span>;\u00a0<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/stopthesethings.com\/2018\/02\/10\/renewables-rush-sends-germans-back-to-the-dark-ages-blackouts-now-part-of-daily-life\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">blackouts and load shedding are the norm<\/a><\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #003300;\">; and idyllic rural communities are now industrial wastelands (see above).<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Hundreds of billions of euros have been squandered<\/em><\/span> on subsidies to wind and solar, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>all in an effort to reduce carbon dioxide gas emissions<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> <span style=\"color: #003300;\">However, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>that<\/em><\/span> objective has <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>failed too<\/em><\/span>: CO2 emissions <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>continue to rise<\/em><\/span>.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #008000;\">But you <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>wouldn\u2019t know it<\/em><\/span> from what appears in <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>the mainstream media<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> <span style=\"color: #003300;\">Its reticence to report on what\u2019s <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>actually<\/em><\/span> going on in Germany <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>probably stems from the adage about success having many fathers, and failure being an orphan<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #008000;\">Having <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>promoted<\/em><\/span> Germany as\u00a0<em><u>the<\/u><\/em>\u00a0example of how <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>we could all<\/em><\/span> \u2018transition\u2019 to an all RE future, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>it\u2019s pretty hard for them to suck it up and acknowledge that they were taken for fools<\/em><\/span>.\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #003300;\">Germany provided the perfect opportunity to prove that a modern, industrial economy could run on sunshine and breezes and, therefore, ditch fossil fuels, altogether.<\/span> <span style=\"color: #008000;\">However, the<\/span>\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em><a style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\" href=\"https:\/\/stopthesethings.com\/2018\/05\/17\/cut-the-subsidies-and-green-jobs-instantly-vanish-80000-german-solar-workers-sacked\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">wind and solar industries are shrinking<\/a><\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #008000;\">, as <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>subsidies<\/em><\/span> are <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>slashed<\/em><\/span>;<\/span>\u00a0<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\" href=\"https:\/\/stopthesethings.com\/2017\/08\/22\/germanys-transition-back-to-coal-renewable-energy-push-smacks-into-reality\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">old coal-fired power plants are being refurbished<\/a><\/span><\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #008000;\">; and <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>dozens of new coal-fired plants are being built<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> <span style=\"color: #003300;\">On any <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>sensible<\/em><\/span> reckoning, the Energiewende has been a <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>monumental failure<\/em><\/span>.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Over the next four posts, STT covers the causes and consequences of Germany\u2019s renewable energy disaster. The work which we reproduce was done by Vernunftkraft, a group of German energy experts, engineers and technicians. Their full study is available to be downloaded in\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em><strong><a style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\" href=\"https:\/\/stopthesethings.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/07\/1-6-_kompendium-der-energiewende_englisch_1.pdf\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">PDF here<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/span>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">This post focuses on the technological reasons as to why wind and solar will never be meaningful power sources<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/span>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Since we&#8217;re on the subject of trouble in the impossible utopia that is the junk science of green energy, again courtesy of Tom Bakke, <em>Zero Hedge<\/em>\u00a0reports on another of&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"page-title\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #003300;\"><a style=\"color: #003300;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.zerohedge.com\/news\/2020-01-10\/renewable-green-energy-myth-50000-tons-non-recyclable-wind-turbine-blades-dumped\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span class=\"field field--name-title field--type-string field--label-hidden\">The Renewable Green Energy Myth: 50,000 Tons Of Non-Recyclable Wind Turbine Blades Dumped In The Landfill<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/span><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Wind-Turbine-Blades-Chart-1985-2020.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77258\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Wind-Turbine-Blades-Chart-1985-2020.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"255\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Wind-Turbine-Blades-Chart-1985-2020.png 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Wind-Turbine-Blades-Chart-1985-2020-300x191.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;<span style=\"color: #003300;\"><strong>Funny, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>no one<\/em><\/span> seemed to consider <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>what to do<\/em><\/span> with the massive amount of wind turbine blades <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>once they reached the end of their lifespan<\/em><\/span>.\u00a0 <span style=\"color: #800000;\">Thus, the irony of the present-day Green Energy Movement is <em>the dumping of <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">thousands of tons<\/span> of &#8220;non-recyclable&#8221; <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">supposedly<\/span> renewable wind turbine blades <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">in the country&#8217;s landfills<\/span><\/em>.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #003300;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Who<\/em><\/span> would have <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>thought<\/em><\/span>?\u00a0\u00a0<span style=\"color: #800000;\">What&#8217;s <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>even worse<\/em><\/span>, is that the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>amount<\/em><\/span> of wind turbine blades slated for waste disposal is forecasted <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>to quadruple over the next fifteen years<\/em><\/span> as a great deal more blades reach their 15-20 year lifespan.<\/span>\u00a0 <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Furthermore<\/em><\/span>, the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>size and length<\/em><\/span> of the newly installed wind turbine blades are now <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>twice as large as they were 20-30 years ago<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/span>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>This is along the lines of the August 2019 commentary at the <em>WSJ<\/em> informing the world, &#8220;<\/strong><strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wsj.com\/articles\/if-you-want-renewable-energy-get-ready-to-dig-11565045328\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>If You Want \u2018Renewable Energy,\u2019 Get Ready to Dig<\/em><\/span><\/a><\/span>&#8220;, as &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.wsj.com\/articles\/if-you-want-renewable-energy-get-ready-to-dig-11565045328\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\"><em>b<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/a><\/strong><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\"><em>uilding one wind turbine requires 900 tons of steel, 2,500 tons of concrete and 45 tons of plastic<\/em><\/span><\/span>&#8220;.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>And that&#8217;s just the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>tip<\/em><\/span> of the &#8220;renewable&#8221; energy scam.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Which brings us, appropriately enough, to\u00a0<em>The Lighter Side<\/em>:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/cross-4.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77249\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/cross-4.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"348\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/cross-4.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/cross-4-300x226.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/afb012420dAPR20200123114520.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77250\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/afb012420dAPR20200123114520.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/afb012420dAPR20200123114520.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/afb012420dAPR20200123114520-300x214.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/stake.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77251\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/stake.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"357\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/stake.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/stake-300x232.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/branco-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77252\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/branco-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/branco-1.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/branco-1-300x216.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/lisa-5.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77253\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/lisa-5.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/lisa-5.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/lisa-5-300x195.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Making-Hisstory-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77215\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Making-Hisstory-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"222\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Making-Hisstory-1.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Making-Hisstory-1-300x144.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Image-1-24-20-at-8.02-AM.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77216\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Image-1-24-20-at-8.02-AM.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"328\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Image-1-24-20-at-8.02-AM.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Image-1-24-20-at-8.02-AM-300x213.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/hitchhikers.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77228\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/hitchhikers.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"403\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/hitchhikers.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/hitchhikers-300x262.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/mushroom.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77225\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/mushroom.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"328\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/mushroom.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/mushroom-300x213.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/either-way.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77229\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/either-way.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"563\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/either-way.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/either-way-246x300.jpeg 246w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Then there&#8217;s\u00a0<\/strong><strong>this string of memorable memes from Ed Hickey&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/daca-vs-reparations-1.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77288\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/daca-vs-reparations-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"588\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/daca-vs-reparations-1.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/daca-vs-reparations-1-236x300.jpeg 236w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/arming-staff.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77233\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/arming-staff.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"453\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/arming-staff.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/arming-staff-300x294.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/dem-accomplishments.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77234\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/dem-accomplishments.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"568\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/dem-accomplishments.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/dem-accomplishments-244x300.jpeg 244w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/full-2735-15201-vsk80a7pvvf31.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77235\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/full-2735-15201-vsk80a7pvvf31.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"458\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/full-2735-15201-vsk80a7pvvf31.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/full-2735-15201-vsk80a7pvvf31-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/full-2735-15201-vsk80a7pvvf31-300x297.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/full-35058-10351-ca_straw_question.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77236\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/full-35058-10351-ca_straw_question.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"615\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/full-35058-10351-ca_straw_question.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/full-35058-10351-ca_straw_question-225x300.jpeg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/full-35407-4935-fb_img_1554075328481.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77237\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/full-35407-4935-fb_img_1554075328481.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"624\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/full-35407-4935-fb_img_1554075328481.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/full-35407-4935-fb_img_1554075328481-222x300.jpg 222w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/full-35407-11196-fb_img_1560621680788.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77238\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/full-35407-11196-fb_img_1560621680788.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"292\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/full-35407-11196-fb_img_1560621680788.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/full-35407-11196-fb_img_1560621680788-300x190.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/how-socialism-works.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77243\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/how-socialism-works.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"302\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/how-socialism-works.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/how-socialism-works-300x196.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/putin-in-ca.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77240\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/putin-in-ca.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"308\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/putin-in-ca.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/putin-in-ca-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/sharia-barbie.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77241\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/sharia-barbie.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"310\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/sharia-barbie.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/sharia-barbie-300x201.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/racist.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77242\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/racist.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"231\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/racist.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/racist-300x150.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;along with this one\u00a0<\/strong><strong>from our <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>incredibly<\/em><\/span><em>\u00a0<\/em>hot sister-in-law Jackie&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/jackie.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77273\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/jackie.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"597\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/jackie.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/jackie-232x300.png 232w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;as well as these\u00a0<\/strong><strong>two two timely bits of biting satire from Balls Cotton:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/balls-cotton.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77223\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/balls-cotton.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"269\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/balls-cotton.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/balls-cotton-300x175.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/schiff-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77248\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/schiff-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"354\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/schiff-1.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/schiff-1-300x230.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Since we&#8217;re on the subject of Schiff&#8230;er,&#8230;sh*t, we&#8217;ll call it a day with yet another scatological story straight from the pages of <span style=\"color: #800000;\"><em>The Crime Blotter<\/em><\/span>, courtesy of <em>FOX News<\/em> via Bill Meisen, as we learn of a&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"headline\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/us\/massachusetts-serial-pooper-arrested-after-police-catch-her-defecating-in-parking-lot-reports\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #800000; text-decoration: underline;\">Massachusetts serial pooper arrested after police catch her defecating in parking lot<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Natick-Defecation-suspect.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77276\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Natick-Defecation-suspect.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Natick-Defecation-suspect.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Natick-Defecation-suspect-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"speakable\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;&#8230;<span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong>Andrea Grocer, 51, was charged with eight counts of wanton destruction property after a Natick police officer said <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>he saw her defecating outside the Natick Outdoor Store\u00a0around 7\u00a0a.m.<\/em><\/span>,\u00a0WYCN\u00a0reported.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #008080;\">Police were <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>first<\/em><\/span> alerted to the serial pooper in December when Henry Kanner, the store\u2019s owner, reported human feces there <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>on eight separate occasions since October<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> Police began investigating, initially believing it might be an animal, but <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>then<\/em><\/span> found \u201c<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>toilet paper and other wipes<\/em><\/span>,&#8221; Natick Police Department spokeswoman Lt. Cara Rossi told\u00a0The Metrowest Daily News.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #008080;\"><strong>An officer was patrolling the parking lot\u00a0Wednesday when he spotted Grocer waiting for the lot to clear, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>opening\u00a0the driver\u2019s side door of her Lincoln MKX and defecating out the door<\/em><\/span>, WYCN reported.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong>Grocer was pulled over after driving off and <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>told police that she was on her way to a home up the street where she worked as a nanny<\/em><\/span>, but stopped <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>because she has irritable bowel syndrome<\/em><\/span>, according to the arrest report. <span style=\"color: #008080;\">Her <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>employer<\/em><\/span> told police, however,\u00a0that <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Grocer had access to their restroom<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>This<\/em><\/span>, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>coupled with the length of time that passed with Grocer in the lot<\/em><\/span>, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>led to her arrest<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #008080;\"><strong>\u201cI\u2019m so happy they arrested her,\u201d Kanner told Metrowest<\/strong><\/span>&#8230;<span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong>\u201cThere\u2019s <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>nothing more disgusting<\/em><\/span>\u00a0[than] <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>coming into your parking lot in the morning<\/em> <em>and seeing a pile of human excrement<\/em><\/span>.\u201d<\/strong><\/span>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Unless, of course, it&#8217;s an <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>entire city<\/em><\/span>&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/tmg-article_default_mobile.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77277\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/tmg-article_default_mobile.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"271\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/tmg-article_default_mobile.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/tmg-article_default_mobile-300x203.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;covered in crap!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Reports Ms. Grosser&#8230;er, Grocer&#8230;plans to parlay her newfound fame into a run for political office in San Francisco with the slogan &#8220;<em>Andrea Grocer: she REALLY gives a sh*t!<\/em>&#8221; remain unconfirmed.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Magoo<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>P.S.\u00a0 As Balls Cotton informed us, the incredibly untimely, unfortunate death of everyone aboard Kobe&#8217;s helicopter is proof positive why <a href=\"https:\/\/aviation-safety.net\/wikibase\/232468\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em>filing a VFR flight plan into known IFR conditions<\/em><\/span><\/a><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em>\u00a0<\/em><span style=\"color: #000000;\">is never advisable.<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Monday, January 27th, 2020, but first, courtesy of George Lawlor, we present two rather disparate headlines about the same subject: Ishmael Jefferson, father of four who &#8216;looked out for everybody,&#8217;\u00a0dies at 22 &nbsp; &#8220;Ishmael Jefferson couldn\u2019t resist helping someone in need. Whether it was giving a friend a ride to Boston, loaning someone money [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1988,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"no","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-77368","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77368","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1988"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=77368"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77368\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":77369,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77368\/revisions\/77369"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=77368"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=77368"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=77368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}