{"id":78009,"date":"2020-02-20T18:34:26","date_gmt":"2020-02-20T23:34:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/?p=78009"},"modified":"2020-02-20T18:35:19","modified_gmt":"2020-02-20T23:35:19","slug":"the-daily-gouge-archive-wednesday-february-19th-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/?p=78009","title":{"rendered":"The Daily Gouge Archive, Wednesday, February 19th, 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s Wednesday, February 19th, 2020…but before we begin, here’s an encore presentation of Stilton Jarlsberg’s classic Presidents Day cartoon…<\/strong><\/p>\n

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…as well as the reason Hillary has as much chance of being named Michael Bloomberg’s running mate as we have of running a 4-minute mile:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Now, here’s The Gouge<\/em>!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Following up on our characterization of the Great Gaffe Machine as possessing\u00a0“less-than-penetrating perspicacity” (i.e., he was hiding behind the door when the brains were handed out!), courtesy of Speed Mach,\u00a0Spectator USA<\/em>\u00a0suggests, at least for the benefit of Bernie Sanders, Michael Bloomberg and reelection of The Donald…<\/strong><\/p>\n

Joe Biden should do town halls forever<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/h1>\n

Look, fat<\/span><\/span><\/a>!<\/span><\/h3>\n

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