{"id":78188,"date":"2020-02-25T19:31:20","date_gmt":"2020-02-26T00:31:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/?p=78188"},"modified":"2020-02-25T19:31:28","modified_gmt":"2020-02-26T00:31:28","slug":"the-daily-gouge-archive-monday-february-24th-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/?p=78188","title":{"rendered":"The Daily Gouge Archive, Monday, February 24th, 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>It&#8217;s Monday, February 24th, 2020&#8230;but before we begin, submitted for your perusal, this snippet from\u00a0<\/strong><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wsj.com\/articles\/bernie-sanders-and-the-missing-25-trillion-11582215892?mod=djemBestOfTheWeb\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em>Jim Freeman&#8217;s Best of the Web<\/em><\/span><\/a>:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/download-1-1.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-78117\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/download-1-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"266\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/download-1-1.jpeg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/download-1-1-300x200.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;&#8230;<span style=\"color: #003300;\"><strong>For those who are appalled by the\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em><a class=\"icon none\" style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wsj.com\/articles\/bernie-beats-hillary-11579044694?mod=article_inline\">estimated $10 trillion<\/a><\/em><\/span>\u00a0in tax increases on rich people and businesses <span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #003300;\"><em>already proposed<\/em><\/span> by Mr. Sanders, former South Bend, Indiana Mayor Pete Buttigieg pointed out that such taxes <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>are just the tip of the iceBern<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #008000;\">Here\u2019s more of the NBC transcript with the former mayor discussing the Sanders agenda:<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><p><span style=\"color: #003300;\"><strong>BUTTIGIEG: <em>He\u2019s honest about the fact that taxes will go up on anybody making more than $29,000 to fund his health care plan, although, again, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">a little bit vague about how the rest of that gets<\/span>&#8230;<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>SANDERS: <em>You\u2019re not being honest. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Premiums<\/span> would be <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">eliminated<\/span>.<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><p><span style=\"color: #003300;\"><strong>BUTTIGIEG: <em>But you\u2019re <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">still raising those taxes<\/span>. And when you do it&#8230;<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>SANDERS: <em>But we\u2019re <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">saving people money<\/span> because they <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">don\u2019t pay any premiums<\/span>, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">out-of-pocket expenses<\/span>, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">co-payments<\/span>, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">or deductibles<\/span>. They\u2019re going to be <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">much<\/span> better off.<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>(<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>APPLAUSE<\/em><\/span>)<\/strong><\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><p><span style=\"color: #003300;\"><strong>BUTTIGIEG: <em>But where is &#8212; where is the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">other $25 trillion<\/span> supposed to come from? At a certain point, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">you\u2019ve got to do the math<\/span>.<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Here\u2019s hoping both reporters and rivals will focus more on the math behind the Sanders proposals\u2014as well as his failed ideology\u2014<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>before allowing him to seize control of a major U.S. political party<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/span>&#8220;<\/p>\n<p><strong>While we understand Freeman&#8217;s point, his concern about Bernie heralding the Dimocrats&#8217; doom leaves us somewhat befuddled; after all, shouldn&#8217;t <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>any<\/em><\/span> Conservative <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>eagerly anticipate<\/em><\/span> the prospect of a Communist seizing control of the Dimocratic Party, thus consigning it to the dustbin of American history?!?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>We<\/em><\/span> sure as hell are salivating over the ever-increasing likelihood.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>In a related item inspired by this parody of the <em>Beatles<\/em>&#8216; <em>All My Loving<\/em> forwarded by James Nichols&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/enTEvon9pbw\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;consider these two 2011 classics which counter Progressive visions of money growing on trees and unicorns passing rainbow-colored, carbon-free gas&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/661pi6K-8WQ\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/whd3x6cgrlA?start=5\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;then consider the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>tens of additional trillions<\/em><\/span>\u00a0Bernie Sanders <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>wants to spend<\/em><\/span>, without <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>the faintest clue whatsoever<\/em><\/span> from whence the money will come.\u00a0 It&#8217;s not so much he <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>doesn&#8217;t know<\/em><\/span>\u00a0where the cash is coming from, as much as he <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">knows<\/span><\/em> it\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>just ain&#8217;t there<\/em><\/span>!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Now, here&#8217;s <em>The Gouge<\/em>!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>We lead off the last week of February with the <span style=\"color: #008000;\"><em>Useless as a<\/em><\/span>&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/screendooronsubmarine.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-78118\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/screendooronsubmarine.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"226\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/screendooronsubmarine.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/screendooronsubmarine-300x170.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;segment, courtesy today of John Bolton, who finally found it politically expedient to weigh in on the Progressive impeachment charade:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #003300;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #008000;\">Bolton contended that <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>the House \u201ccommitted impeachment malpractice<\/em><\/span>,\u201d drawing some grumbling from the audience, saying \u201cthe process <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>drove Republicans who might have voted for impeachment away because it was so partisan<\/em><\/span>.\u201d<\/span><span style=\"color: #ff9900;\"> He also said he didn\u2019t expect the Senate to vote against having him testify.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #003300;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #008000;\">\u201cPeople can argue about what I should have said and what I should have done,\u201d Bolton said.<\/span> <span style=\"color: #ff9900;\">\u201c<em>I would bet you a dollar right here and now, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">my testimony would have made no difference to the ultimate outcome<\/span><\/em>.\u201d<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/download-2-1.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-78120\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/download-2-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/download-2-1.jpeg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/download-2-1-300x225.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Spoken with all the courage of the Cowardly Lion, John.\u00a0 Wow: one whole dollar!\u00a0 Bolton&#8217;s willingness to risk it all is right up there with James Bond&#8217;s devil-may-care habits when spending his own funds:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/No_SbOz0060\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>Here&#8217;s the juice: rarely, if ever, has anyone ever lost all credibility with us in as fast a fashion as John Bolton.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Next up, in a scene right out of the movie <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt1598778\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em>Contagion<\/em><\/span><\/a>,\u00a0<em>FOX News<\/em>\u00a0reports&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"headline\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/world\/ukraine-bricks-buses-coronavirus-china\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #ff9900; text-decoration: underline;\">Ukrainians throw bricks at buses carrying coronavirus evacuees from China<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/81fbf6df2f7fe948ed6cc69adaad97c9.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-78088\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/81fbf6df2f7fe948ed6cc69adaad97c9.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"260\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/81fbf6df2f7fe948ed6cc69adaad97c9.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/81fbf6df2f7fe948ed6cc69adaad97c9-300x195.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/5e4f9e9dfee23d0430507f24.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-78089\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/5e4f9e9dfee23d0430507f24.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/5e4f9e9dfee23d0430507f24.jpeg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/5e4f9e9dfee23d0430507f24-300x225.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<noscript style=\"padding-left: 90px;\">Watch the latest video at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\" class=\"broken_link\">foxnews.com<\/a><\/noscript>&#8220;<span style=\"color: #ff9900;\"><strong>Ukraine&#8217;s\u00a0effort to quarantine more than 70 people evacuated from\u00a0China\u00a0over the new virus outbreak plunged into chaos Thursday <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">as local residents opposing the move hurled stones at the evacuees and clashed with police<\/span><\/em>. <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Officials deplored the violence <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>and the country&#8217;s health minister pledged to share evacuees&#8217; quarantine for two weeks in a bid to reassure protesters who fear they&#8217;ll be infected<\/em><\/span>.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff9900;\"><strong>Buses carrying evacuees were finally able to reach the designated place of quarantine <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>after hours of clashes<\/em><\/span>.<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"> The masked evacuees, exhausted by the long journey, were peeking through bus windows as they drove slowly under a heavy police escort.<\/span> <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Stones shattered a window in one of the buses, but the evacuees appeared unhurt<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff9900;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Since the early morning, several hundred residents of the village of Novi Sanzhary in Ukraine&#8217;s central Poltava region had cut the road to a sanitarium intended to host the evacuees, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>fearing they could become infected<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> Demonstrators, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>some of whom appeared drunk<\/em><\/span>, put up road blocks, burned tires and clashed with riot police who moved to clear access. <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">One protester tried to ram police lines with his car<\/span><\/strong><\/span>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Though we never gave much thought to Ukraine&#8217;s relative status among the nations of the globe, we certainly never believed her to be a member of the Third World. We may have been mistaken.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>For more on the subject, we turn to the <em>WSJ<\/em>, which explores&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"bigTop__hed\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wsj.com\/articles\/how-one-singapore-sales-conference-spread-coronavirus-around-the-world-11582299129?mod=cxrecs_join#cxrecs_s\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\">How One Singapore Sales Conference Spread Coronavirus Around the World<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/h1>\n<h3 class=\"bigTop__dek\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><a style=\"color: #ff0000;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wsj.com\/articles\/how-one-singapore-sales-conference-spread-coronavirus-around-the-world-11582299129?mod=cxrecs_join#cxrecs_s\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">One meeting, attended by 109 people, sent virus hunters scurrying to a French Alpine ski town, a British pub and locations in Malaysia and South Korea<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/3pwne7.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-78091\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/3pwne7.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/3pwne7.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/3pwne7-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Meanwhile, Red China&#8217;s latest gift to the civilized world <a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/health\/coronavirus-infections-italy-south-korea-iran-outbreak-europe-spread\" class=\"broken_link\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em>continues to spread like the Plague<\/em><\/span><\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Turning back to the former mayor of Indiana&#8217;s equivalent of West Baltimore, as John Hirschauer informs us at <em>NRO<\/em>, apparently&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<header class=\"article-header article-header--full\" data-component=\"articleHeader\">\n<div class=\"article-header__inner\">\n<h1 class=\"article-header__title\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/2020\/02\/pete-buttigieg-is-not-intersectional-enough\/?utm_source=Sailthru&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_campaign=NR%20Daily%20Saturday%202020-02-22&amp;utm_term=NRDaily-Smart\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000; text-decoration: underline;\">Pete Buttigieg Is Not Intersectional Enough<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/h1>\n<h3 class=\"article-header__title\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/2020\/02\/pete-buttigieg-is-not-intersectional-enough\/?utm_source=Sailthru&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_campaign=NR%20Daily%20Saturday%202020-02-22&amp;utm_term=NRDaily-Smart\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #333399; text-decoration: underline;\">He\u2019s way too bourgeois to suit some hardcore queer activists<\/span><\/span><\/a><span style=\"color: #333399;\">.<\/span><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n<\/header>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/3q0uq7.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-78099\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/3q0uq7.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"264\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/3q0uq7.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/3q0uq7-300x198.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;<span class=\"drop\">L<\/span><span class=\"small_caps\">ast<\/span>\u00a0Friday, a group of disgruntled \u201cqueer activists\u201d interrupted Pete Buttigieg\u2019s campaign event in San Francisco. <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>One of the protesters, Adiel Pollydore, <em>told the\u00a0Guardian<\/em><em>\u00a0that she decided to protest in part because \u201c<\/em><em>Pete Buttigieg represents a <\/em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>very small percentage of the experiences of queer and trans people in this country<\/em><\/span><em>, being <\/em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>white<\/em><\/span><em> and being <\/em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>cisgender<\/em><\/span><em> and being a <\/em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>man, <\/em><\/span><em>being <\/em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>someone who is highly educated<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #333399;\">We know queer and trans folks <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>of color<\/em><\/span>, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>especially black<\/em><\/span> queer and trans folks, live at the intersection of <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>so many systems of oppression in this country<\/em><\/span>.\u201d<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>We would <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>not<\/em><\/span> want the \u201chighly educated\u201d speaking on Ms. Pollydore\u2019s behalf.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong>The protester\u2019s objection to Buttigieg\u2019s melanin count and intact genitalia \u2014 \u201c<em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Why aren\u2019t you a trans black woman, Mr. Mayor<\/span>?<\/em>\u201d\u00a0<em>\u2014<\/em>\u00a0highlights an ongoing debate on the left about the former mayor\u2019s sexuality, and whether he <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>is<\/em><\/span>, in the words of\u00a0Masha Gessen of\u00a0<em>The New Yorker<\/em>, \u201c<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>gay enough<\/em><\/span>\u201d to represent the LGBT community.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>One would <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>think<\/em><\/span> Buttigieg\u2019s gay bona fides <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>are obvious<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/span>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/buttgag.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-78100\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/buttgag.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"484\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/buttgag.png 350w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/buttgag-217x300.png 217w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8230;<strong><span style=\"color: #333399;\">Unlike those who are <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>noticeably<\/em><\/span> \u201cqueer,\u201d Gessen argues, Pete Buttigieg <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>has always appeared relatively normal<\/em><\/span> (he can \u201cpass\u201d as a straight man) and therefore could \u201c<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>choose the circumstances and timing of his coming out<\/em><\/span>.\u201d<\/span> <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">This experience, in turn, led him to adopt a political platform that \u2014 in Gessen\u2019s telling \u2014 is \u201c<em>profoundly, essentially <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">conservative<\/span><\/em>.\u201d<\/span> <span style=\"color: #333399;\">She concludes that Pete <em>Buttigieg\u2019s life experience and ideological commitments make him \u201c<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">a straight politician in a gay man\u2019s body<\/span><\/em>.\u201d<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">It\u2019s <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>difficult<\/em><\/span> to think of a sense in which a candidate who<\/span>\u00a0<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/news\/buttigieg-defends-womens-right-to-third-trimester-abortions-who-gets-to-draw-the-line\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">supports unfettered abortion access<\/a><\/span><\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">,<\/span>\u00a0<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em><a style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/petebuttigieg\/status\/1105858879844478982?lang=en\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">compelling<\/a><\/em><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">religious business owners to violate their consciences,<\/span>\u00a0<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em><a style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\" href=\"https:\/\/thehill.com\/homenews\/campaign\/448510-buttigieg-doubles-down-on-scrapping-electoral-college-its-undemocratic\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" class=\"broken_link\">abolishing<\/a><\/em><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">the Electoral College,<\/span>\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em><a style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nbcnews.com\/politics\/2020-election\/inside-pete-buttigieg-s-plan-overhaul-supreme-court-n1012491\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">reengineering<\/a><\/em><\/span>\u00a0<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">the Supreme Court,<\/span>\u00a0<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em><a style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2019\/07\/31\/us\/border-crossing-decriminalization.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" class=\"broken_link\">decriminalizing<\/a><\/em><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">illicit border crossings, granting<\/span>\u00a0<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em><a style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\" href=\"https:\/\/peteforamerica.com\/policies\/immigration\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">amnesty<\/a><\/em><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">to more than 11 million illegal aliens, and<\/span>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/graphics\/politics\/policy-2020\/climate-change\/fracking-ban\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" class=\"broken_link\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">banning<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/a>\u00a0<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">all new fracking ventures might be understood to be \u201cprofoundly, essentially conservative.\u201d<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong>(\u201c<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Facts<\/em><\/span>.\u201d)<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8230;<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>All<\/em><\/span> of Gessen\u2019s argument could, in earnest, be reduced to \u201c<em>Pete Buttigieg <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">isn\u2019t really gay<\/span> because <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">he doesn\u2019t agree with me about politics<\/span><\/em>.\u201d <span style=\"color: #333399;\">That implication is clear enough in the \u201cstraight politician in a gay man\u2019s body\u201d quip, suggesting that <em>gay men<\/em> are\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>authentically<\/em><\/span>\u00a0gay <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>only if they hew to the political program prescribed by Masha Gessen<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/span>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Gospel according to Gessen; sorta like the Bible according to Buttgag: selectively edited to the point of utter inaccuracy.\u00a0 Then again, God Himself does not promise eternal damnation to those who misrepresent the likes of Mayor Pete.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Speaking of the afterlife, in today&#8217;s installment of the <span style=\"color: #333399;\"><em>No Sh*t, Sherlock!<\/em><\/span> segment&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"headline\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #333399;\"><a style=\"color: #333399;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.foxbusiness.com\/money\/warren-buffett-annual-letter-prepares-shareholders-death\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Warren Buffett acknowledges he won&#8217;t live forever, tells investors<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/download-6.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-78113\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/download-6.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"217\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/download-6.jpeg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/download-6-300x163.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Imagine <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>THE INVESTORS&#8217;<\/em><\/span><em>\u00a0<\/em>surprise!\u00a0 No word on whether Warren shares <a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtontimes.com\/news\/2014\/apr\/16\/michael-bloomberg-ive-earned-my-place-in-heaven-fo\/\" class=\"broken_link\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em>Mike Bloomberg&#8217;s view<\/em><\/span><\/a> of the what awaits us when we&#8217;ve shuffled off this mortal coil.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Speaking of those shuffling off this mortal coil, as <em>FOX News<\/em> informs us&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"headline\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/science\/mad-mike-hughes-64-homemade-rocket-daredevil-killed-in-mishap\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #800080; text-decoration: underline;\">Mad Mike&#8217; Hughes, 64, homemade-rocket daredevil, killed in mishap<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/2WkTkXVs0oU?start=5&amp;end=145&amp;\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>Though we in no way mean to speak ill of the dead, as the late, great Bill Paxton observed in one of his early appearances on the Big Screen&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/tMJu0nhG-7E\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>Incidentally, the 1983 adaption of Pat Conroy&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0085867\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em>Lords of Discipline<\/em><\/span><\/a>, which if you haven&#8217;t seen it is WELL worth your time, saw Paxton first team with Michael Biehn (&#8220;Reese&#8221; in <em>Terminator<\/em>, &#8220;Hicks&#8221; in <em>Aliens<\/em>) and William Hope (&#8220;Gorman&#8221; in <em>Aliens<\/em>).<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>As long as we&#8217;re on the subject of those a couple cans short of a six-pack, first, consider the following story from <em>FOX<\/em>:<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"headline\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/us\/california-missing-found-alive-marin-county-hike-sheriff-miracle\" class=\"broken_link\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600; text-decoration: underline;\">California couple missing for 8 days found alive, police call it &#8216;a miracle<\/span><\/span><\/a><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">&#8216;<\/span><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/CaliforniaCouple_2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-78103\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/CaliforniaCouple_2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/CaliforniaCouple_2.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/CaliforniaCouple_2-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"speakable\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;A couple\u00a0missing\u00a0for over a week in\u00a0Northern California\u00a0were\u00a0found alive\u00a0on Saturday morning by rescuers who had given up hope of finding\u00a0them alive.<\/p>\n<p class=\"speakable\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">The\u00a0Marin County Sheriff&#8217;s Office\u00a0said at a news conference that Carol Kiparsky, 77, and Ian Irwin, 72, were found around 10 a.m. on Saturday in &#8220;very dense drainage [ditch]\u00a0that was overgrown with foliage<\/span><\/em>&#8221; near\u00a0Tomales Bay, a narrow inlet about 30 miles north of\u00a0San Francisco.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8230;The couple, from Palo Alto, was\u00a0last seen Valentine&#8217;s Day, at their Airbnb rented cottage near Inverness, a town at the foot of the bay. The couple never checked out the next day as planned and failed to show up for an appointment on Feb. 16, which sheriff&#8217;s officials said was highly out of character for them.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong>&#8220;[They] left for a hike on Valentine&#8217;s, got lost at dark, and don&#8217;t know what happened,&#8221; Schneider told reporters on Saturday. <span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">The couple, who were unprepared for a long hike, were wearing lightweight clothing and had no food as night temperatures fell into the 30s.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong>At some point, the couple\u00a0may have fallen and Kiparsky attempted to find help alone.<\/strong><\/span> She tied parts of her scarf to branches in order to get back to her partner, Schneider said. \u201cThey thought this was the end for them,&#8221; he told reporters.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8230;<span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>The area where officials were searching on Saturday was a new location <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">and considered to be an implausible spot to find the missing couple<\/span><\/em>.<\/strong><\/span> &#8220;It doesn&#8217;t seem they would have made it much farther because of how dense the vegetation is,&#8221; Schneider said Saturday.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8230;&#8221;When they were found, they were very appreciative. <span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong>Ian started singing when the helicopter arrived on scene,&#8221; Schneider said.\u00a0<span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">The couple <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>was airlifted to a hospital for treatment<\/em><\/span> of hypothermia and were &#8220;doing OK,&#8221; according to the sheriff&#8217;s office.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong>Irwin is <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>a leading Parkinson\u2019s disease researcher<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/span> He was a chemist on the team that originally identified an agent responsible for the outbreak of Parkinsonism among heroin addicts in 1982, according to the newspaper. <span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>Kiparsky is <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>a prominent linguist and author of several books on language<\/em><\/span>, including 1975&#8217;s <em>The Gooficon: A Repair Manual for English<\/em>.<\/strong><\/span>&#8220;<\/p>\n<p><strong>We must confess this story left us scratching our head, particularly when we saw this photo of the singing Mr. Irwin being airlifted out of the drainage ditch:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/CaliforniaCouple_3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-78102\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/CaliforniaCouple_3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/CaliforniaCouple_3.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/CaliforniaCouple_3-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>We&#8217;re gonna go out on a limb here and suggest, since rescue helicopters <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>generally<\/em><\/span> evacuate their patients <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>vertically<\/em><\/span> vice <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>horizontally<\/em><\/span>, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>and<\/em><\/span>\u00a0&#8216;cuz there&#8217;s a &#8220;very dense drainage [ditch]&#8221; immediately below Mr. Irwin in the photo, this overly-educated, below-average-common-sense-couple spent 8 days in a ditch next to a paved road.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Contemplate the dubious benefits of Progressive higher learning.\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Which brings us, appropriately enough, to\u00a0<em>The Lighter Side<\/em>:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/blago.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-78096\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/blago.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"299\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/blago.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/blago-300x194.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/Picture21.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-78084\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/Picture21.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"349\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/Picture21.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/Picture21-300x227.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/free.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-78085\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/free.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/free.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/free-300x234.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/varvel-2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-78067\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/varvel-2.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"329\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/varvel-2.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/varvel-2-300x214.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/afb022120dAPR20200221054511.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-78068\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/afb022120dAPR20200221054511.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/afb022120dAPR20200221054511.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/afb022120dAPR20200221054511-300x214.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/lisa-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-78069\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/lisa-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"302\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/lisa-1.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/lisa-1-300x196.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/afb022220dAPR20200221054506.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-78097\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/afb022220dAPR20200221054506.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/afb022220dAPR20200221054506.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/afb022220dAPR20200221054506-300x214.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/Horse-Faced-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-78058\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/Horse-Faced-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"222\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/Horse-Faced-1.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/Horse-Faced-1-300x144.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/Hopeless-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-78059\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/Hopeless-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"314\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/Hopeless-1.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/Hopeless-1-300x204.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/Image-2-21-20-at-8.28-AM.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-78060\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/Image-2-21-20-at-8.28-AM.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"527\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/Image-2-21-20-at-8.28-AM.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/Image-2-21-20-at-8.28-AM-263x300.jpeg 263w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/joy.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-78062\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/joy.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"426\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/joy.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/joy-300x277.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/meanwhile-1.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-78063\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/meanwhile-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/meanwhile-1.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/meanwhile-1-300x268.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/oh-look-honey.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-78064\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/oh-look-honey.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"411\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/oh-look-honey.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/oh-look-honey-300x267.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/untitled.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-78065\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/untitled.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"550\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/untitled.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/untitled-252x300.jpeg 252w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Speed Mach&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/speed-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-78081\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/speed-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"587\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/speed-1.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/speed-1-236x300.png 236w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Ed Hickey&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/hickey1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-78082\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/hickey1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"465\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/hickey1.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/hickey1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/hickey1-298x300.jpg 298w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Finally, we&#8217;ll call it a wrap with yet another titillating tale torn from the pages of <span style=\"color: #800000;\"><em>The Crime Blotter<\/em><\/span>, courtesy today of a Canton&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"postid-15172860\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2020\/02\/20\/ohio-woman-36-called-911-after-parents-canceled-her-phone-service\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #800000;\">Ohio woman, 36, called 911 after parents canceled her phone service<\/span><\/a><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/3q32yk.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-78114\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/3q32yk.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"264\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/3q32yk.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/3q32yk-300x198.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;<span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong>A 36-year-old Ohio woman <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>twice called 911 to report her emergency<\/em><\/span> \u2014 <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>her parents canceled her cellphone service<\/em><\/span>, according to a report. <span style=\"color: #008080;\">But the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>only response<\/em><\/span> Seloni Khetarpal got was a <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>felony arrest<\/em><\/span>,\u00a0according to The Smoking Gun.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong>The woman called 911 on Feb. 13 to complain that her folks had cut off her service and she demanded that police respond to her family\u2019s Canton home, the news outlet reported. <span style=\"color: #008080;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Khetarpal was warned that 911 was only for legitimate emergencies<\/em><\/span> \u2014 <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>but the \u201cbelligerent\u201d woman called again two hours later and insisted that her complaint was valid<\/em><\/span>, according to a criminal complaint cited by the outlet.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>She was charged with disrupting public services, a fourth-degree felony<\/em><\/span>, and booked into the Stark County jail. <span style=\"color: #008080;\">She was released on $2,500 bond and is due in court Feb. 27.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8230;<span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong>It was unclear <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>why<\/em><\/span> her dad, a gastroenterologist, and mom, a pediatric dentist, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>canceled<\/em><\/span> their daughter\u2019s phone service.<\/strong><\/span>&#8220;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Let alone, <em>at <\/em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>her<\/em><\/span><em> age<\/em>, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>why<\/em><\/span> they were paying for her cellular service <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>in the first place<\/em><\/span>!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Magoo<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Monday, February 24th, 2020&#8230;but before we begin, submitted for your perusal, this snippet from\u00a0Jim Freeman&#8217;s Best of the Web: &#8220;&#8230;For those who are appalled by the\u00a0estimated $10 trillion\u00a0in tax increases on rich people and businesses already proposed by Mr. Sanders, former South Bend, Indiana Mayor Pete Buttigieg pointed out that such taxes are just 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