{"id":80646,"date":"2020-05-05T19:45:12","date_gmt":"2020-05-05T23:45:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/?p=80646"},"modified":"2020-05-05T19:45:12","modified_gmt":"2020-05-05T23:45:12","slug":"the-daily-gouge-archive-monday-may-4th-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/?p=80646","title":{"rendered":"The Daily Gouge Archive, Monday, May 4th, 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>It&#8217;s Monday, May 4th, 2020&#8230;and here&#8217;s <em>The Gouge<\/em>!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>First up, two pieces of evidence which bolster our contention the ChiCom-created-COVID-19 charade has gone on <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>long enough<\/em><\/span>, in fact\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>far too<\/em><\/span> long.\u00a0 So, if it please the court&#8230;i.e., you, our readers&#8230;we&#8217;d like the following marked as &#8220;People&#8217;s Exhibit &#8216;A'&#8221;:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/covid.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80551\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/covid.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"575\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/covid.png 450w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/covid-235x300.png 235w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>We personally checked both links, and the figures are correct, at least for the 2018 flu fatalities; as we all know, the numbers of deaths due to the Wuhan virus have been, in <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>many<\/em><\/span> if not <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>most<\/em><\/span> cases,&#8230;&#8221;<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/townhall.com\/tipsheet\/bethbaumann\/2020\/05\/03\/project-veritas-sounds-the-alarm-on-deaths-falsely-attributed-to-the-wuhan-coronavirus-n2568099\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>inflated<\/em><\/span><\/a><\/span>&#8220;.\u00a0 Truth is, if today a man jumps off the Empire State Building or is hit by a train, and the corpse was found to contain the <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">faintest<\/span><\/em> traces of the Peking pathogen, his death <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>will be ruled<\/em><\/span> as <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Wuhan-related<\/em><\/span>.\u00a0 <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Why<\/em><\/span>, inquiring minds want to know? Because, in the case of&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/download-1.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80555\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/download-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"236\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/download-1.jpeg 420w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/download-1-300x169.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>In other words, there are lies, <em>damned lies<\/em>, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>anything<\/em><\/span> Joe Biden says, and <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>then<\/em><\/span> there are <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>statistics<\/em><\/span>&#8230;or at least statistics which could somehow justify <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thegatewaypundit.com\/2020\/05\/tyranny-oregon-gov-kate-brown-extends-lockdown-july-6-despite-ranking-40th-state-coronavirus-list-104-deaths-state-4-million\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em>this criminally tyrannical decree<\/em><\/span><\/a>\u00a0courtesy of Walt Meisen.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Next, courtesy of our friend Mark K., we&#8217;d like the following item marked as &#8220;People&#8217;s Exhibit &#8216;B'&#8221;, as\u00a0<em>AIER<\/em>&#8216;s Jeff Tucker highlights how&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"entry-title\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.aier.org\/article\/woodstock-occurred-in-the-middle-of-a-pandemic\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #800080; text-decoration: underline;\">Woodstock Occurred in the Middle of a Pandemic<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/3zxqak.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80553\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/3zxqak.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"284\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/3zxqak.jpg 420w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/3zxqak-300x203.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;<span style=\"color: #800080;\"><strong>In my lifetime, there was <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">another<\/span><\/em> deadly flu epidemic in the United States. <span style=\"color: #333399;\">The flu spread from Hong Kong to the United States, arriving <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>December 1968<\/em><\/span> and <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>peaking a year later<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> It ultimately killed <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>100,000 people in the U.S.<\/em><\/span>, mostly over the age of 65, and <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>one million worldwide<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong>Lifespan in the US in those days was <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>70<\/em><\/span> whereas it is <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>78<\/em><\/span> today. <span style=\"color: #800080;\">Population was <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>200 million<\/em><\/span> as compared with <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>328 million<\/em><\/span> today.<\/span> It was also a <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>healthier<\/em><\/span> population with\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>low obesity<\/em><\/span>.<span style=\"color: #800080;\"> If it would be possible to extrapolate the death data based on population and demographics, we might be looking at a <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>quarter million deaths today<\/em><\/span> from this virus.<\/span> So in terms of lethality, it was <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>as<\/em><\/span> deadly and scary as COVID-19 <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">if not more so<\/span><\/em>, though we shall have to wait to see.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #800080;\"><strong>\u201cIn 1968,\u201d\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em><a style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\" href=\"https:\/\/nationalinterest.org\/blog\/buzz\/move-over-coronavirus-we-fought-pandemic-during-vietnam-war-148171\">says<\/a><\/em><\/span><em>\u00a0<\/em>Nathaniel L. Moir in\u00a0<em>National Interest<\/em>, \u201cthe H3N2 pandemic killed more individuals in the U.S. than the combined total number of American fatalities during both the Vietnam <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">and<\/span><\/em> Korean Wars.\u201d<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong>And <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>this happened<\/em><\/span> in the lifetimes of <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>every American over 52 years of age<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #800080;\"><strong>I was 5 years old and have no memory of this at all.<span style=\"color: #333399;\"> My mother <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>vaguely remembers being careful and washing surfaces<\/em><\/span>, and <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>encouraging her mom and dad to be careful<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> Otherwise,\u00a0it\u2019s <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>mostly forgotten today<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #333399;\">Why <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>is<\/em><\/span> that? <span style=\"color: #008000;\">(<em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">We<\/span> have <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">one<\/span> idea!<\/em>)<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #800080;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Nothing closed<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #333399;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Schools stayed open<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>All businesses did too<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #333399;\">You could <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>go to the movies<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> You could <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>go to bars and restaurants.<\/em><\/span> <span style=\"color: #333399;\">John Fund has a friend who\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em><a style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/2020\/04\/coronavirus-crisis-lessons-1968-hong-kong-flu-pandemic\/\">reports<\/a><\/em><\/span>\u00a0having attended <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>a Grateful Dead concert<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> In fact, people have <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>no memory or awareness<\/em><\/span> that the famous Woodstock concert of August 1969 \u2013 planned <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>in January<\/em><\/span> during <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>the worse period of death<\/em><\/span> \u2013 <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">actually occurred during a deadly American flu pandemic that only peaked globally six months later<\/span><\/em>.\u00a0<span style=\"color: #333399;\">There was <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>no thought given to the virus<\/em><\/span> which, like ours today, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>was dangerous mainly for a non-concert-going demographic<\/em><\/span>.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #800080;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Stock markets didn\u2019t crash<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #333399;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Congress passed no legislation<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> The Federal Reserve <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>did nothing<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #333399;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Not a single governor acted to enforce social distancing, curve flattening<\/em><\/span> (even though <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">hundreds of thousands<\/span><\/em> of people were hospitalized\u00a0<span style=\"color: #008000;\">(<em>Why was there no a shortage of ventilators, and why weren&#8217;t ICUs overwhelmed<\/em>?!?)<\/span>), o<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>r banning of crowds<\/em><\/span>.\u00a0<\/span>\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>No mothers were arrested for taking their kids to other homes<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #333399;\"><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">No surfers were arrested<\/span><\/em>.<\/span> <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>No daycares were shut<\/em><\/span> even though there were more infant deaths with this virus than the one we are experiencing now. <span style=\"color: #333399;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>There were no suicides, no unemployment, no drug overdoses<\/em><\/span>.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #800080;\"><strong>Media <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>covered<\/em><\/span> the pandemic but <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">it never became a big issue<\/span>.<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong>As Bojan Pancevski in the\u00a0<em>Wall Street Journal<\/em>\u00a0<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em><a style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wsj.com\/articles\/forgotten-pandemic-offers-contrast-to-todays-coronavirus-lockdowns-11587720625\">points<\/a><\/em><\/span>\u00a0out, \u201cIn 1968-70, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>news outlets devoted cursory attention to the virus<\/em><\/span> while training their lenses on other events such as the moon landing and the Vietnam War, and the cultural upheaval of the civil-rights movements, student protests and the sexual revolution.\u201d<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #800080;\"><strong>The <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>only actions<\/em><em> governments took<\/em><\/span> was to collect data, watch and wait, encourage testing and vaccines, and so on. <span style=\"color: #333399;\">The <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>medical community<\/em><\/span> took the primary responsibility for disease mitigation, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>as one might expect<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> It was widely assumed that <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>diseases require medical not political responses<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #800080;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #333399;\">It\u2019s not as if we had governments <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>unwilling to intervene in other matters<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> We had the Vietnam War, social welfare, public housing, urban renewal, and the rise of Medicare and Medicaid. <span style=\"color: #333399;\">We had a president <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>swearing to cure all poverty, illiteracy, and disease<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> Government was <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>as intrusive as it had ever been in history<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #333399;\">But for <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>some reason<\/em><\/span>, there was <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>no thought given to shutdowns<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #008000;\">(<em>Let alone anyone contemplating the complete destruction of the American economy<\/em>.)\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #800080;\"><strong>Which raises the question: why was <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>this different<\/em><\/span>? <span style=\"color: #333399;\">We will be trying to figure this one out for decades.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #800080;\"><strong>Was the difference that we have <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>mass media<\/em><\/span> invading our lives with endless notifications blowing up in our pockets? <span style=\"color: #333399;\">Was there <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>some change in philosophy such that we now think politics is responsible for all existing aspects of life<\/em><\/span><\/span>? Was there a <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>political element<\/em><\/span> here in that the media blew this wildly out of proportion <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>as revenge against Trump and his deplorables<\/em><\/span>?<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ZQQHj8ZJ5lk?start=2\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong>Or did our <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>excessive adoration of predictive modelling<\/em><\/span>\u00a0<span style=\"color: #008000;\">(<em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Thank you<\/span>, anthropogenic global warming alarmists!<\/em>)<\/span> get out of control to the point that we\u00a0<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.aier.org\/article\/how-wrong-were-the-models-and-why\/\">let a physicist<\/a><\/span><\/em><\/span>\u00a0with <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>ridiculous models frighten the world\u2019s governments into violating the human rights of billions of people<\/em><\/span>?<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #800080;\"><strong>Maybe <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>all of these<\/em><\/span> were factors<\/strong><\/span>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Perhaps, at least to some extent; but again, we&#8217;re of the unalterable opinion there remains only <em>one<\/em>, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>overarching<\/em><\/span> reason:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/donald-trump-marine-one.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80557\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/donald-trump-marine-one.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"245\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/donald-trump-marine-one.jpg 420w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/donald-trump-marine-one-300x175.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Everything<\/em><\/span> else <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>has been<\/em><\/span>, and will <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>continue to be<\/em><\/span>, a minor contributor at best.\u00a0 <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>They want The Donald<\/em><\/span>, and they&#8217;re more than willing to destroy the future of every American to get him.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>In a related item, as a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.scmp.com\/lifestyle\/health-wellness\/article\/2154925\/how-hong-kong-flu-struck-without-warning-50-years-ago-and\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em>2018 article in the South China Morning Post<\/em><\/span><\/a> marking the 50th anniversary of the &#8217;68-&#8217;69 Hong Kong Flu pandemic notes&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<div data-v-1895a816=\"\">\n<p data-v-e4bae94c=\"\" data-v-1895a816=\"\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Hong-Kong.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80559\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Hong-Kong.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"281\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Hong-Kong.png 420w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Hong-Kong-300x201.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"generic-article__body article-details-type--p content--p\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\" data-v-e4bae94c=\"\" data-v-1895a816=\"\">&#8220;<span style=\"color: #800080;\"><strong>A January, 1970, report in\u00a0<em class=\"generic-article__body article-details-type--em content--em\" data-v-e4bae94c=\"\">The<\/em>\u00a0<em class=\"generic-article__body article-details-type--em content--em\" data-v-e4bae94c=\"\">New York Times<\/em>\u00a0said \u201cscientists suspect that at least <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>three of the recent pandemics<\/em><\/span> of influenza began in <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>mainland China<\/em><\/span>\u201d. <span style=\"color: #333399;\">An excerpt from the story reads: Dr Chang Wai-kwan of Hong Kong\u2019s Queen Mary Hospital, was quoted as telling an international conference: \u201c<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>The Asian flu of 1957<\/em><\/span> apparently originated in the central mainland of the People\u2019s Republic of China and the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>epidemic of 1968<\/em><\/span> possibly <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>could have come from the same source<\/em><\/span>.\u201d<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\" data-v-1895a816=\"\"><span style=\"color: #800080;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>China<\/em><em>, rather than Spain<\/em><\/span>, was also now believed to have been the source of the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>deadliest 20th century flu epidemic<\/em><\/span>, the report said.<\/strong><\/span>&#8220;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><strong>Allow us to translate: the Wuhan virus was&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/download-1-2.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-79802\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/download-1-2.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/download-1-2.jpeg 400w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/download-1-2-300x169.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Here&#8217;s the juice: as our EMT eldest and his ER-nurse wife recently observed, while any death is a tragedy, the probability a <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>minimal number<\/em><\/span> of lives will be lost <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>due to<\/em><\/span>\u00a0seatbelts isn&#8217;t sufficient grounds for <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>not<\/em><\/span> mandating their use.\u00a0 Likewise, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>knowing it&#8217;s inevitable<\/em><em>\u00a0some number of otherwise healthy individuals<\/em> <em>under<\/em><\/span> the age of 65 <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">will die<\/span><\/em> as a\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>direct result<\/em><\/span>\u00a0of the Wuhan virus\u00a0no matter <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>WHAT<\/em><\/span> we do <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>should<\/em><\/span> lead us to quarantine <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>only<\/em><\/span> the obese and elderly (<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>particularly<\/em><\/span> those with underlying health conditions, the vast majority of who <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>don&#8217;t work anyway<\/em><\/span>) while the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>rest<\/em><\/span> of us <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>restart the economy<\/em><\/span>, thus ensuring the availability of <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>future funding<\/em><\/span> for the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>care<\/em><\/span> of the quarantined!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Or does that make <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>too much<\/em><\/span> sense?!?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Turning from that which makes <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>too much<\/em><\/span> sense to what makes <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>perfect<\/em><\/span> sense,\u00a0<em>NRO<\/em>&#8216;s Andy McCarthy offers his insight into how and why&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"article-header__title\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/2020\/05\/fbi-set-up-michael-flynn-to-preserve-trump-russia-probe\/?utm_source=Sailthru&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_campaign=NR%20Daily%20Saturday%202020-05-02&amp;utm_term=NRDaily-Smart\"><u><span style=\"color: #333399;\">The FBI Set Flynn Up to Preserve the Trump\u2013Russia Probe<\/span><\/u><\/a><\/h1>\n<h3 class=\"article-header__title\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/2020\/05\/fbi-set-up-michael-flynn-to-preserve-trump-russia-probe\/?utm_source=Sailthru&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_campaign=NR%20Daily%20Saturday%202020-05-02&amp;utm_term=NRDaily-Smart\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000; text-decoration: underline;\">Perjury trap was not score-settling. To investigate the president, it was a practical necessity to sideline his chosen national-security adviser.<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/EWc5GU9XQAk0y0N.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80549\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/EWc5GU9XQAk0y0N.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"284\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/EWc5GU9XQAk0y0N.jpg 420w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/EWc5GU9XQAk0y0N-300x203.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span class=\"drop\">&#8220;<span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong>M<\/strong><\/span><\/span><span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong><span class=\"small_caps\">ichael Flynn<\/span>\u00a0was <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>not<\/em><\/span> the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>objective<\/em><\/span>. He was the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>obstacle<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Once you grasp <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>that fundamental fact<\/em><\/span>, it becomes <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>easier to understand<\/em><\/span> the\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em><a style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.courtlistener.com\/recap\/gov.uscourts.dcd.191592\/gov.uscourts.dcd.191592.189.1.pdf\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" class=\"broken_link\">latest disclosures<\/a><\/em><\/span>\u00a0the Justice Department made in the Flynn case on Thursday.<\/span> They are the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>most important revelations to date<\/em><\/span> about the FBI\u2019s Trump\u2013Russia investigation, code-named Crossfire Hurricane.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>The new disclosures, in conjunction with all we have learned in the last week, answer the all-important\u00a0<em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">why<\/span>\u00a0<\/em>question: <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Why was<\/em><\/span> Flynn <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>set up<\/em><\/span>?<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong>The answer to the\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>what<\/em><\/span>\u00a0question <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>has been clear for a long time<\/em><\/span>: The FBI <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>set a perjury trap for Flynn<\/em><\/span>, hoping to lure him into <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>misstatements<\/em><\/span> that the bureau could portray as <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>lies<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">In the frenzied political climate of the time, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>that would have been enough<\/em><\/span> to get him <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>removed<\/em><\/span> from his new position as national security adviser (NSA), <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>perhaps even to prosecute him<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>On that score<\/em><\/span>, the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>new<\/em><\/span> disclosures, startling as they are to read, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>just elucidate what was already obvious<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">But\u00a0<em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">why did they do it<\/span>?<\/em><\/span>\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>That<\/em><\/span> has been the baffling question. <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Oh, there have been <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>plenty of indications<\/em><\/span> that <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>the Obama administration<\/em> <em>could not abide Flynn<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> The White House and the intelligence agencies had their reasons, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>mostly vindictive<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">But while that may explain their <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>gleefulness over his fall from grace<\/em><\/span>, it has never been a satisfying explanation <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>for the extraordinary measures the FBI took to orchestrate that fall<\/em><\/span>.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong>To understand <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>what<\/em><\/span> happened here, you have to understand <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>what<\/em><\/span> the FBI\u2019s objective <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>was<\/em><\/span>, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>first formed in collaboration with Obama-administration officials<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">That <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>includes<\/em><\/span> President <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Obama<\/em><\/span>, Vice President\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Biden<\/em><\/span>, and Flynn\u2019s predecessor, national-security adviser <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Susan Rice<\/span><\/em>, with whom then-Acting Attorney General <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Sally Yates<\/em><\/span> and then-FBI director\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em><a style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/2018\/02\/susan-rice-email-president-obama-russia-investigation\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">James Comey met at the White House on January 5, 2017<\/a><\/em><\/span>\u00a0\u2014 <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>smack in the middle of the chain-of-events that led to Flynn\u2019s ouster<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> Recall Rice\u2019s CYA memo about the meeting: \u201c<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>President Obama said<\/em><\/span> he <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>wants to be sure<\/em><\/span> that, as we <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>engage<\/em><\/span> with the incoming team, we are <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>mindful to ascertain<\/em><\/span> if there is\u00a0<em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">any reason<\/span> that we <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">cannot share information fully<\/span> as it relates to <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Russia<\/span><\/em>\u201d (emphasis added). <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Rice wrote those words on <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>January 20<\/em><\/span>, at the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>very time the FBI was making its plan to push Flynn out<\/em><\/span>.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong>The <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>objective of the Obama administration and its FBI hierarchy<\/em><\/span> was to <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>continue<\/em><\/span> the Trump\u2013Russia investigation, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>even after<\/em><\/span> President Trump <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>took office<\/em><\/span>, and <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>even though<\/em><\/span> President Trump was <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>the quarry<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">The investigation would <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>hamstring Trump\u2019s capacity to govern and reverse Obama policies<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Continuing it<\/em><\/span> would allow the FBI <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>to keep digging until it finally came up with a crime or impeachable offense<\/em><\/span> that they were <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>then<\/em><\/span> confident they would find. <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Remember, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>even then<\/em><\/span>, the bureau <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>was telling the FISA court that Trump\u2019s campaign was suspected of collaborating in Russia\u2019s election interference<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> FBI brass <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>had also pushed for the intelligence community to include the Steele dossier<\/em><\/span> \u2014 the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>bogus<\/em><\/span> compendium of Trump\u2013Russia collusion allegations \u2014 <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>in its report assessing Russia\u2019s meddling in the campaign<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>But <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>how could<\/em><\/span> the FBI <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>sustain<\/em><\/span> an investigation <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>targeting<\/em><\/span> the president <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>when the president would have the power to shut the investigation down<\/em><\/span>?<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong>The <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>only way<\/em><\/span> the bureau could pull that off would be <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>to conceal from the president<\/em><\/span> the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>fullness<\/em><\/span> of the Russia investigation \u2014 in <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>particular<\/em><\/span>, the fact that <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Trump was the target<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>That<\/em><\/span> is <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>why<\/em><\/span> Flynn <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>had to go<\/em><\/span>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong>President Trump was a political phenomenon <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>but a novice when it came to governance<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">He was <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>not supported by the Republican foreign-policy and national-security clerisy<\/em><\/span>, which <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">he had gone out of his way to antagonize in the campaign<\/span><\/em>.<\/span> The <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>staff he brought into the government<\/em><\/span> consisted <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>mainly of loyalists<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">There were <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>some<\/em><\/span> skilled advisers, too, but <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>their experience was not in the national-security realm<\/em><\/span>.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong>The <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>exception<\/em><\/span> was <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Flynn<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">The former head of the Defense Intelligence Agency <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>knew how the spy agencies worked<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> He <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>knew where and how they kept secrets<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">He had enough scars from tangles with the intelligence bureaucracy that he <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>knew how the game was played<\/em><\/span> \u2014 how intelligence officials <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>exploited information, or selectively withheld it<\/em><\/span>.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong>Someone as smooth as Director Comey <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>might be able to dissuade President Trump<\/em><\/span> from inquiring <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>too deeply<\/em><\/span> into the Russia investigation. <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Trump would be satisfied <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>as long as Comey kept assuring him not to worry because the bureau was not investigating him personally<\/em><\/span> \u2014 even though <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>it was<\/em><\/span>.<\/span> The <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>unseasoned Trump staff would also be easy to brush back<\/em><\/span>: Just tell them that <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>the FBI was rigorously independent<\/em><\/span>, and that if the White House poked around <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>too much<\/em><\/span>, Trump staffers would be <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>accused of political meddling<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">The staff was <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>green enough to be bullied into minding its own business<\/em><\/span> even about the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>FBI\u2019s counterintelligence mission<\/em><\/span>, in which the bureau <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>is supposed to serve the White House<\/em><\/span>, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>not<\/em><\/span> the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>other way around<\/em><\/span>.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong>But <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Flynn was different<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/span>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Thus, like Julius Caesar, and indeed The Donald himself, Flynn <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>had to go<\/em><\/span>.\u00a0 Which meant, as in the wake of the release of names on a Hillary witness list, you just&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Dw36S6F3KJk?start=38&amp;end=40&amp;\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>For more on the subject of prejudiced Progressives, we highly recommend this forward from Daniel Francis Feeney containing the latest from Mollie Hemingway writing at\u00a0<em>The Federalist<\/em>, as she reminds us&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"entry-title\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #ff0000;\"><a style=\"color: #ff0000; text-decoration: underline;\" title=\"Don\u2019t Let The Washington Post Get Away With Memory-Holing Its Anti-Kavanaugh Campaign\" href=\"https:\/\/thefederalist.com\/2020\/04\/20\/dont-let-washington-post-get-away-with-memory-holing-its-anti-kavanaugh-campaign\/\">Don\u2019t Let The Washington Post Get Away With Memory-Holing Its Anti-Kavanaugh Campaign<\/a><\/span><\/h1>\n<h3 class=\"subtitle\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/thefederalist.com\/2020\/04\/20\/dont-let-washington-post-get-away-with-memory-holing-its-anti-kavanaugh-campaign\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Ruth Marcus and others at the Washington Post who led the effort to destroy Brett Kavanaugh&#8217;s life based on unsubstantiated allegations know that what they did was evil<\/span><\/a>.<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/3zyjx2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80576\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/3zyjx2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"280\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/3zyjx2.jpg 420w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/3zyjx2-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>The Washington Post <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">has a problem<\/span><\/em>. <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">The newspaper <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>led<\/em><\/span> the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>massive effort<\/em><\/span> against the nomination of Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">by publishing and relentlessly hyping a completely unsubstantiated allegation of sexual assault against him<\/span><\/em>.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Now<\/em><\/span>, the paper is leading Democrats\u2019 efforts to <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>bury a similar, if stronger, allegation of sexual assault against Joe Biden<\/em><\/span>. <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">To accomplish this dramatic turnabout, the paper is collectively <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>trying to rewrite history<\/em><\/span>, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>pretending<\/em><\/span> the allegation against Kavanaugh <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>had more basis than it did<\/em><\/span> while <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>also pretending<\/em><\/span> that the allegation against Biden <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>has less basis than it does<\/em><\/span>.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>The Post\u2019s anti-Kavanaugh operation had powerful divisions in both the news and opinion departments. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>It\u2019s worth looking at both<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/span>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>In a related item via Speed Mach, <em>The Hill<\/em>\u00a0reports the&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 id=\"page-title\" class=\"title\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/thehill.com\/homenews\/media\/495783-new-york-times-calls-on-dnc-to-investigate-tara-reade-allegations\" class=\"broken_link\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\">New York Times calls on DNC to investigate Tara Reade allegations<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/3zyl0t.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80580\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/3zyl0t.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"236\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/3zyl0t.jpg 420w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/3zyl0t-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>If Groper Joe has lost <em>The Times<\/em>, it raises the serious possibility of&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/OWwOJlOI1nU\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>Since we&#8217;re on the subject of douches, we turn now to the\u00a0<span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><em>Sports Section<\/em><\/span>, courtesy today of Jimmy Crilley and the <em>WSJ<\/em>, as a&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"wsj-article-headline\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wsj.com\/articles\/judge-rejects-u-s-womens-soccer-players-pay-discrimination-claim-11588382896\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600; text-decoration: underline;\">Judge Rejects U.S. Women\u2019s Soccer Players\u2019 Pay-Discrimination Claim<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/h1>\n<h3 class=\"sub-head\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wsj.com\/articles\/judge-rejects-u-s-womens-soccer-players-pay-discrimination-claim-11588382896\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #800000; text-decoration: underline;\">The ruling is a severe blow to the case brought by the World Cup champions against their employer, the U.S. Soccer Federation<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/download-1-1.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80561\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/download-1-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"280\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/download-1-1.jpeg 420w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/download-1-1-300x200.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Which brings us, appropriately enough, to\u00a0<em>The Lighter Side<\/em>:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/fbi.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80564\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/fbi.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"306\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/fbi.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/fbi-300x199.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Screen-Shot-2020-04-28-at-12.11.46-PM.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80530\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Screen-Shot-2020-04-28-at-12.11.46-PM.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"349\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Screen-Shot-2020-04-28-at-12.11.46-PM.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Screen-Shot-2020-04-28-at-12.11.46-PM-300x227.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/mle200503c20200502112931.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80574\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/mle200503c20200502112931.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"323\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/mle200503c20200502112931.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/mle200503c20200502112931-300x210.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/cross.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80563\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/cross.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"387\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/cross.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/cross-300x251.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/batman.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80570\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/batman.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"316\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/batman.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/batman-300x205.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/lapdogs.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80565\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/lapdogs.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"321\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/lapdogs.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/lapdogs-300x208.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/covid-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80567\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/covid-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"329\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/covid-1.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/covid-1-300x214.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/biden-2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/biden-2.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"351\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/biden-2.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/biden-2-300x228.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/afb050220dAPC20200501114514.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80569\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/afb050220dAPC20200501114514.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/afb050220dAPC20200501114514.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/afb050220dAPC20200501114514-300x214.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/dude.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80510\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/dude.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"495\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/dude.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/dude-280x300.jpeg 280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/aaa-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80511\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/aaa-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"429\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/aaa-1.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/aaa-1-300x279.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/necessity-is-the-mother-of-invention.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80512\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/necessity-is-the-mother-of-invention.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"550\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/necessity-is-the-mother-of-invention.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/necessity-is-the-mother-of-invention-252x300.jpeg 252w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/w-a-r-n-i-n-g.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80513\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/w-a-r-n-i-n-g.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"563\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/w-a-r-n-i-n-g.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/w-a-r-n-i-n-g-246x300.jpeg 246w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Then there&#8217;s these five memes from Balls Cotton&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Balls1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80520\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Balls1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"593\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Balls1.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Balls1-234x300.jpg 234w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/balls3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80521\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/balls3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"462\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/balls3.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/balls3-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/balls3-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/pelosi.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80522\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/pelosi.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"298\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/pelosi.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/pelosi-300x194.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/balls4.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80545\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/balls4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"611\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/balls4.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/balls4-227x300.jpg 227w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Kill-rate.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80548\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Kill-rate.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"316\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Kill-rate.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Kill-rate-300x205.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;one from Ed Hickey&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/hickey1.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80523\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/hickey1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"672\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/hickey1.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/hickey1-206x300.jpeg 206w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;and three from Speed Mach&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Speed1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80609\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Speed1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"263\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Speed1.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Speed1-300x171.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Speed2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80610\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Speed2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"472\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Speed2.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Speed2-294x300.jpg 294w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/speed3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80611\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/speed3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"462\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/speed3.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/speed3-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/speed3-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;along with this lengthy string of comic Conservative consciousness from James Nichols:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/IMG_2919.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80533\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/IMG_2919.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"318\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/IMG_2919.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/IMG_2919-300x206.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Screen-Shot-2020-04-29-at-9.57.08-AM.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80537\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Screen-Shot-2020-04-29-at-9.57.08-AM.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"631\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Screen-Shot-2020-04-29-at-9.57.08-AM.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Screen-Shot-2020-04-29-at-9.57.08-AM-220x300.png 220w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Screen-Shot-2020-04-28-at-8.20.46-AM.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80535\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Screen-Shot-2020-04-28-at-8.20.46-AM.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"578\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Screen-Shot-2020-04-28-at-8.20.46-AM.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Screen-Shot-2020-04-28-at-8.20.46-AM-240x300.png 240w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Screen-Shot-2020-04-29-at-2.54.09-PM.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80536\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Screen-Shot-2020-04-29-at-2.54.09-PM.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"287\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Screen-Shot-2020-04-29-at-2.54.09-PM.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Screen-Shot-2020-04-29-at-2.54.09-PM-300x186.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Untitled-copy-2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80538\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Untitled-copy-2.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"536\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Untitled-copy-2.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Untitled-copy-2-259x300.png 259w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Untitled-copy-3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80539\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Untitled-copy-3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"543\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Untitled-copy-3.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Untitled-copy-3-255x300.jpg 255w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Acosta.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80531\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Acosta.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"305\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Acosta.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Acosta-300x198.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Screen-Shot-2020-04-25-at-9.40.05-PM.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80544\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Screen-Shot-2020-04-25-at-9.40.05-PM.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"269\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Screen-Shot-2020-04-25-at-9.40.05-PM.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Screen-Shot-2020-04-25-at-9.40.05-PM-300x175.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Untitled-copy-4.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80540\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Untitled-copy-4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"411\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Untitled-copy-4.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Untitled-copy-4-300x267.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Untitled-copy-18.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80541\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Untitled-copy-18.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"606\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Untitled-copy-18.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Untitled-copy-18-229x300.jpg 229w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/IMG_9696.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80534\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/IMG_9696.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"460\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/IMG_9696.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/IMG_9696-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/IMG_9696-300x300.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Bill-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80542\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Bill-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"459\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Bill-1.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Bill-1-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Bill-1-300x298.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>The last one was <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>definitely<\/em><\/span> our favorite&#8230;but more on that to follow in Wednesday&#8217;s <em>Video of the Day<\/em>.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Finally, we&#8217;ll call it a wrap with yet another sordid story straight from the pages of <span style=\"color: #800000;\"><em>The Crime Blotter<\/em><\/span>, courtesy today of <em>Big Brother, Hawaiian Style<\/em>, as&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"headline\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxbusiness.com\/lifestyle\/coronavirus-honeymoon-hawaii-couple-arrested\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #800000; text-decoration: underline;\">Newlyweds arrested for violating coronavirus social distancing after Hawaii hotel tips off cops<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/3zyi8k.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80572\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/3zyi8k.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"236\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/3zyi8k.jpg 420w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/3zyi8k-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;<span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong>A California couple who <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>allegedly refused to sign a\u00a0coronavirus\u00a0quarantine acknowledgment<\/em><\/span> after checking into a Hawaii hotel for their honeymoon found themselves on the wrong side of the law. <span style=\"color: #008080;\">Borice Leouskiy, 20, and Yuliia Andreichenko, 26, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>were arrested after leaving their Waikiki-area hotel<\/em><\/span> by special agents for the Department of the Hawaii Attorney General on Thursday.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong>&#8220;<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>We appreciate the vigilance and cooperation of the hotel staff<\/em><\/span>, and staff at other hotels, in helping maintain the health and safety of visitors and residents,&#8221; state Attorney General Clare Connors said in a statement.\u00a0<span style=\"color: #008080;\">&#8220;It is important that everyone flying into Hawaii at this time, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>abide by our mandatory rules<\/em><\/span>.&#8221;<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong>Connors&#8217; office <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>did not\u00a0name the hotel<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/span>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>We can only hope either Mr. or Mrs. Leouskiy <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>will<\/em><\/span>.\u00a0 In the meantime, <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">we&#8217;ll<\/span><\/em> hazard a guess: the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>Hotel 1984<\/em><\/span>?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Or, as Herr Hitler might have observed (with a little help from Speed Mach)&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Image-1156.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80612\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Image-1156.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Image-1156.jpg 420w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Image-1156-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;&#8221;Danke sch\u00f6n, meine\u00a0<span lang=\"de\">n\u00fctzliche Idioten<\/span><\/strong><strong>&#8220;!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Magoo<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Monday, May 4th, 2020&#8230;and here&#8217;s The Gouge! First up, two pieces of evidence which bolster our contention the ChiCom-created-COVID-19 charade has gone on long enough, in fact\u00a0far too long.\u00a0 So, if it please the court&#8230;i.e., you, our readers&#8230;we&#8217;d like the following marked as &#8220;People&#8217;s Exhibit &#8216;A&#8217;&#8221;: We personally checked both links, and the figures [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1988,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"no","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-80646","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80646","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1988"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=80646"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80646\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":80647,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80646\/revisions\/80647"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=80646"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=80646"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=80646"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}