{"id":85890,"date":"2020-09-29T18:28:29","date_gmt":"2020-09-29T22:28:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/?p=85890"},"modified":"2020-09-29T18:28:38","modified_gmt":"2020-09-29T22:28:38","slug":"the-daily-gouge-archive-monday-september-28th-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/?p=85890","title":{"rendered":"The Daily Gouge Archive, Monday, September 28th, 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>It&#8217;s Monday, September 28th, 2020&#8230;but before we begin, this just in from the state too broke to be an independent republic but too large to be an insane asylum, as&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"headline\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxbusiness.com\/lifestyle\/berkeley-ca-first-in-u-s-to-ban-junk-food-in-checkout-lanes\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #800080; text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #333399; text-decoration: underline;\">Berkeley is the first city in the US to ban junk food in checkout lanes<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/a><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/download-1-1.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-85748\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/download-1-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"280\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/download-1-1.jpeg 420w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/download-1-1-300x200.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;<span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong>Berkeley is gearing up to become the first city in the nation to ban\u00a0junk food\u00a0from the checkout line in grocery stores.\u00a0<\/strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>In a\u00a0<em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">unanimous<\/span><\/em> vote Tuesday night, the Berkeley City Council passed the \u201chealthy checkout\u201d ordinance.<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong>Come March 2021, when the measure is set to take effect, <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">large<\/span><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"> grocery stores<\/span><\/em> in the California city\u00a0will be prohibited from selling food and beverages <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">deemed unhealthy<\/span><\/em> in a <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">3-foot radius from the checkout<\/span><\/em>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u201cIt\u2019s not really a ban, it\u2019s a nudge,\u201d co-sponsor of the ordinance\u00a0Councilmember Kate Harrison\u00a0told FOX Business. <\/span>\u201cWhat <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">we<\/span><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"> have discovered<\/span><\/em> is that <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">this law enforces good behavioral economics and facilitates better choices<\/span><\/em>.\u201d<\/strong><\/span>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Inquiring minds will have quickly noticed the &#8220;nudge&#8221; Ms. Harrison sponsored is based exclusively on the opinions of her and her like-minded&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/4ghnii.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-85812\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/4ghnii.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"280\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/4ghnii.jpg 420w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/4ghnii-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;who, in a fashion similar to such would-be-fascists as Michael &#8220;Little Mike&#8221; Bloomberg, Michelle &#8220;Moochie&#8221; Obama and countless others of stunted development before them intent upon imposing their beliefs and feelings about how things <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">ought to be<\/span><\/em> upon others, are only too happy to take whatever power the ignorant and misinformed willingly grant them.\u00a0 Which, if you haven&#8217;t figured it out by now, is what the majority of the Wuhan lockdown&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/WmeNv_NVkKc?start=133&amp;end=222&amp;\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;has been about.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>In an unrelated aside, we echo the sentiment expressed in this Speed Mach meme:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/download-1-2.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-85821\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/download-1-2.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"417\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/download-1-2.jpeg 420w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/download-1-2-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/download-1-2-300x298.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Now, here&#8217;s <em>The Gouge<\/em>!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>First up, <em>NRO<\/em>&#8216;s Kevin Williamson lends his usual brilliance to his analysis of&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"article-header__title\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/2020\/09\/the-arson-party\/?utm_source=Sailthru&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_campaign=NR%20Daily%20Monday%20through%20Friday%202020-09-25&amp;utm_term=NRDaily-Smart\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000; text-decoration: underline;\">The Arson Party<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/h1>\n<h3 class=\"article-header__title\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span class=\"article-header__subtitle\" style=\"color: #ff9900;\"><a style=\"color: #ff9900;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/2020\/09\/the-arson-party\/?utm_source=Sailthru&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_campaign=NR%20Daily%20Monday%20through%20Friday%202020-09-25&amp;utm_term=NRDaily-Smart\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">You can have the riots, or you can have the sanctimony \u2014 you can\u2019t have both<\/span><\/a>.<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/239983.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-85816\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/239983.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"267\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/239983.png 420w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/239983-300x191.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span class=\"drop\">&#8220;<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>A<\/strong><\/span><\/span><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span class=\"small_caps\">bout\u00a0<\/span>that peaceful transfer of power&#8230;<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff9900;\"><strong>I do not have access to my friend\u00a0Mario Loyola\u2019s Donald J. Trump super-secret decoder ring, but I am inclined to accept Loyola\u2019s explanation that what President Trump was <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">trying<\/span><\/em> to say, but <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">couldn\u2019t quite manage<\/span><\/em> to say, was the <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">usual witless Trump trolling<\/span><\/em> \u2014 \u201cI will win if we have a fair election without millions of fraudulent mail-in ballots,\u201d Loyola translates \u2014 <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">delivered in a slightly more illiterate than usual version of the president\u2019s signature disco-ball-made-of-squirrels style<\/span><\/em>, somewhere between \u201c<span class=\"small_caps\">All mimsy were the borogoves<\/span>!\u201d and \u201cAh, but the strawberries, that\u2019s, that\u2019s where I had them, they laughed at me and made jokes, but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt, with geometric logic, that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox did exist!\u201d<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Just another Wednesday on Planet Trump<\/span><\/em>&#8230;&#8221;<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff9900;\">Trump\u2019s statement was <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">two<\/span><\/em> kinds of dumb: <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">regular<\/span><\/em> dumb and <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">politically<\/span><\/em> dumb.<\/span> <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Regular<\/span><\/em> dumb in that it was the kind of confused logorrhea that really should have been interrupted by Samuel L. Jackson demanding&#8230;<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Y6YBKdmOlM8?start=296&amp;end=299&amp;\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>&#8230;?!?\u00a0<span style=\"color: #ff9900;\"><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Politically<\/span><\/em> dumb in that it <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">forces<\/span><\/em> Trump\u2019s apologists <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">to promise<\/span><\/em> to be peaceful, to make a <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">very firm and solemn vow<\/span><\/em> to be peaceful, to buy a first-class ticket on the good ol\u2019 peace train \u2014 <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">at the very moment when Democratic mobs in Democratic cities were burning everything they can get their hands on, shooting police officers and other people, rioting and promising more riots, egged on by elected Democrats who promise to gut the Constitution in the pursuit of partisan political advantage<\/span><\/em>.<\/span> Even Portland mayor Ted Wheeler, the most useless corncob in American political life, is starting to think it\u2019s a bit much.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff9900;\">Ah, <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">but<\/span> <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Republicans<\/span><\/em>, of all people, must affirm <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">their peaceable intent<\/span><\/em>.<\/span> Anybody remember a bunch of guys in short-sleeved white button-down shirts and ties from Jos A. Banks <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">raising hell in Provo when Mitt Romney lost<\/span><\/em>? <span style=\"color: #ff9900;\">Of course you don\u2019t \u2014 <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">it didn\u2019t happen<\/span><\/em>.<\/span> The only time\u00a0<span class=\"small_caps\">National Review\u00a0<\/span>subscribers have ever been close to rioting was when the ship\u2019s bar temporarily ran out of Glenmorangie on one particularly thirsty post-election cruise.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff9900;\">Republicans <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">are always right on the edge<\/span><\/em> of political violence, <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">or so we are told<\/span><\/em> \u2014 by people who <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">refuse to acknowledge<\/span><\/em> that Democrats <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">have gone over that edge<\/span><\/em>.<\/span> Democrats can shoot, loot, and burn <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">all day<\/span><\/em>, and it\u2019s a \u201c<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>mostly peaceful protest<\/em><\/span>.\u201d<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/image018.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-85823\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/image018.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"236\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/image018.png 420w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/image018-300x169.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/image017.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-85824\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/image017.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/image017.png 420w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/image017-300x250.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff9900;\">During the 2000 Florida recount, <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">some Republicans<\/span><\/em> did the <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">very un-Republican<\/span><\/em> thing of <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">staging a protest<\/span><\/em> \u2014 not a \u201cmostly peaceful\u201d protest but <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">an actual, honest-to-goodness peaceful one<\/span><\/em>.<\/span> What did the Democrats call it? <span style=\"color: #ff9900;\">\u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Brooks_Brothers_riot\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">The Brooks Brothers riot<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/a>.\u201d<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>(Which will be the name of my next band.)<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8230;<\/span><strong><span style=\"color: #ff9900;\">We have <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">seen this before<\/span><\/em>, of course.<\/span> The last time around, <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">every Democrat<\/span><\/em> with a public platform in North America <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">demanded<\/span><\/em> that Trump et al. <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">promise<\/span><\/em> to \u201caccept the results\u201d of the election \u2014 and then <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">they<\/span><\/em> promptly rejected the results <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">themselves<\/span><\/em> when the wonky psychotic ping-pong ball of American democracy didn\u2019t bounce their way. <span style=\"color: #ff9900;\">Now, they want <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Republicans to promise<\/span><\/em> a peaceful transition of power \u2014 even as <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">they<\/span><\/em> turn the election season <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">into a season of blood and fire<\/span><\/em>.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Of course Republicans <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">will<\/span><\/em>, if Trump loses the election, see to a peaceful transfer of power, at least <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">on their end<\/span><\/em>. <span style=\"color: #ff9900;\">Mitch McConnell <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">is not<\/span><\/em> going to don a beret and man the barricades.<\/span> Republicans <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">aren\u2019t<\/span><\/em> waiting for the revolution \u2014 they\u2019re waiting for TGI Fridays to finally reopen. <span style=\"color: #ff9900;\">Republicans <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">aren\u2019t<\/span><\/em> the ones rioting in American cities.<\/span> Republicans <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">aren\u2019t<\/span><\/em> the ones rioting to keep speakers off of college campuses. <span style=\"color: #ff9900;\">Republicans <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">aren\u2019t<\/span><\/em> the ones saying you have to lose your job if you have the wrong political views.<\/span> Republicans <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">aren\u2019t<\/span><\/em> the ones promising to gut the First Amendment. <span style=\"color: #ff9900;\">There\u2019s <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">a lot<\/span><\/em> you can lay at the feet of the contemporary GOP and its tangerine-nightmare clown-prince president, <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">but not that<\/span><\/em>.<\/span> Republicans <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">are not<\/span><\/em> the Arson Party \u2014 they <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">are not<\/span><\/em> the people who\u00a0<em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">already\u00a0have seen to it<\/span><\/em> that <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">this<\/span><\/em> election season is <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">anything but peaceable<\/span><\/em>.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff9900;\">What evidence do we have that <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">the Democrats<\/span><\/em> will abide peaceably <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">if they lose<\/span><\/em>?<\/span> Portland? <span style=\"color: #ff9900;\">Seattle?<\/span> St. Louis? <span style=\"color: #ff9900;\">Washington?<\/span> \u201c<em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Never concede<\/span><\/em>\u201d? <span style=\"color: #ff9900;\">Why are we talking about peace and order <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">in November<\/span><\/em> rather than peace and order <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">right here and right now<\/span><\/em>?<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>You can have the riots, <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">or<\/span><\/em> you can have the sanctimony \u2014 <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">you can\u2019t have both<\/span><\/em>.<\/strong><\/span>&#8220;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sure, he&#8217;s a little harsh on Trump; but for those, such as we, who haven&#8217;t completely downed The Donald&#8217;s Kool-Aid, his criticism is both proper and justified.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Speaking of those who want it <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">both ways<\/span><\/em>&#8230;not to mention the days Kamala was willing to take it <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">any way<\/span><\/em> Willie Brown <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">desired<\/span><\/em>&#8230;we feel the woman who&#8217;d 25th-Amendment-Joe-Biden-right-out-of-the-Oval-Office in <\/strong><strong>a nanosecond&#8230;if&#8217;n he was ever sworn in&#8230;doth protest too much&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/hypocrite.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-85827\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/hypocrite.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"190\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/hypocrite.png 420w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/hypocrite-300x136.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;particularly as she was absent for the eventual vote.\u00a0 Ah, the heavy burden of public service!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>In a related item, courtesy of Jeff Foutch and <em>American Thinker<\/em>, Thomas Lifson postulates&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.americanthinker.com\/blog\/2020\/09\/joe_bidens_lid_must_be_shifting_his_circadian_rhythms_to_overcome_sundowning_.html\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #ff9900; text-decoration: underline;\">Joe Biden&#8217;s &#8216;lid&#8217; must be shifting his circadian rhythms to overcome &#8216;sundowning<\/span><\/span><\/a><span style=\"color: #ff9900;\">&#8216;<\/span><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/4gdgfz.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-85781\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/4gdgfz.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/4gdgfz.jpg 420w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/4gdgfz-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;<span style=\"color: #ff9900;\"><strong>If you suspect that Joe Biden is suffering from dementia and that the very common symptoms known as &#8220;sundowning&#8221; are part of his illness, then his &#8220;mystifying&#8221; campaign schedule starts to make sense.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #800080;\"><strong>The schedule that\u00a0&#8220;<span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em><a style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/corner\/bidens-campaign-schedule-is-mystifying\/\">mystified<\/a><\/em><\/span>&#8221; National Review\u00a0a few days ago:<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff9900;\"><strong><em>As of late, Biden&#8217;s team has regularly put a &#8220;lid&#8221; on his day by noon \u2014 or even earlier. <span style=\"color: #800080;\">And, when it does not, the events that Biden attends seem to have been designed to be either easily cancelable or easily replaceable.<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff9900;\"><strong>President Trump\u00a0mocked\u00a0Joe Biden\u00a0on Thursday after the Democratic presidential nominee&#8217;s campaign called a &#8220;lid&#8221; on activities for the day early in the morning, saying Biden would be preparing for Tuesday night&#8217;s debate.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff9900;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #800080;\">Trump, whose campaign has ripped Biden for not doing more press events while seeking to raise questions about the Democrat&#8217;s age, stamina and mental acumen, called Biden &#8220;sleepy&#8221; and &#8220;low energy,&#8221; insults he has repeatedly hurled, &#8220;Sleepy Joe Biden just closed down his campaign for the day (Again),&#8221; Trump tweeted.<\/span> &#8220;Wants to rest! He is a very LOW ENERGY INDIVIDUAL, and our Country cannot make it in these exciting, but complex and competitive times, with a Low Energy President !!!&#8221;<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #800080;\"><strong>AARP\u00a0lists the symptoms of sundowning:<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff9900;\"><strong><em>mood swings<\/em><\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800080;\"><strong><em>anxiety<\/em><\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff9900;\"><strong><em>sadness<\/em><\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800080;\"><strong><em>restlessness<\/em><\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff9900;\"><strong><em>energy surges<\/em><\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800080;\"><strong><em>increased confusion<\/em><\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff9900;\"><strong><em>hallucinations<\/em><\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800080;\"><strong><em>delusions<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff9900;\"><strong>I don&#8217;t think the &#8220;lid&#8221; is mysterious at all.\u00a0<span style=\"color: #800080;\">\u00a0The explanation that best satisfies the observable data is that Biden is systematically shifting his circadian rhythms so his body will behave as if it were 9 A.M. or so when the clock in Cleveland, where the debate will be held, reads 9 P.M<\/span><\/strong><\/span>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>A theory which, of course, doesn&#8217;t explain the signs of dementia Biden regularly displayed <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">well before<\/span><\/em> his handlers started turning his bed down at 10:00 in the morning:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/U2t0l8L5K0s\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/73KDtznNrC8\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/WQ8wICtwDBk\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>Meanwhile, the Dimocrats&#8217; Crazed Biden Hiden in the Basement still clings to his lie <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Hunter never happened<\/span><\/em>:\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/dXvmLeIXoBA?start=15\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>A claim akin to Bart lamely maintaining&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/0VHWseHS_OE\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;or TLJ denying she fluffed when there&#8217;s only two of us in the car and <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">we know<\/span><\/em> WE weren&#8217;t the party who dealt it.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Yeah, Joe&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/1PrLcVo4FU4\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;whatever.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Next, in a move\u00a0<\/strong><strong>right out of <em>Office Space<\/em>\u00a0when The Bob&#8217;s ask Michael Bolton to choose the favorite song of his namesake&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/-4spxWgms1c?start=44&amp;end=111&amp;\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;Kamala names the bes<\/strong><strong>t living rapper:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/26hJpTWgXsA?start=0&amp;end=45&amp;\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>This from a woman who claims to have <\/strong><strong>listened to Snoop Dogg <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">and<\/span><\/em> Tupac <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">while smoking weed in college<\/span><\/em>&#8230;<em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">years before<\/span><\/em> they made music.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Which brings us, appropriately enough, to\u00a0<em>The Lighter Side<\/em>:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/bbarrett.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-85769\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/bbarrett.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"315\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/bbarrett.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/bbarrett-300x205.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/bbb-7.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-85770\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/bbb-7.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"260\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/bbb-7.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/bbb-7-300x169.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/ddd-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-85771\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/ddd-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"298\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/ddd-1.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/ddd-1-300x194.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/ccc-3.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-85772\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/ccc-3.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"357\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/ccc-3.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/ccc-3-300x232.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Image-9-26-20-at-2.01-PM.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-85788\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Image-9-26-20-at-2.01-PM.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"323\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Image-9-26-20-at-2.01-PM.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Image-9-26-20-at-2.01-PM-300x210.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/MC_killer_cuomo_web20200925034045.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-85802\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/MC_killer_cuomo_web20200925034045.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"347\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/MC_killer_cuomo_web20200925034045.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/MC_killer_cuomo_web20200925034045-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/cross-3.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-85803\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/cross-3.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"293\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/cross-3.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/cross-3-300x190.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/eee.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-85773\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/eee.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"371\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/eee.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/eee-300x241.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/afb092520dAPR20200925074509.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-85774\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/afb092520dAPR20200925074509.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/afb092520dAPR20200925074509.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/afb092520dAPR20200925074509-300x214.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/aaa-16.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-85775\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/aaa-16.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"340\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/aaa-16.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/aaa-16-300x221.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/fff.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-85776\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/fff.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"370\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/fff.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/fff-300x240.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Ruthless-2-The-Sequel.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-85779\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Ruthless-2-The-Sequel.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"310\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Ruthless-2-The-Sequel.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Ruthless-2-The-Sequel-300x201.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Image-9-25-20-at-8.39-AM.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-85750\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Image-9-25-20-at-8.39-AM.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"407\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Image-9-25-20-at-8.39-AM.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Image-9-25-20-at-8.39-AM-300x264.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Then there&#8217;s these from G. Trevor&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/image001-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-85763\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/image001-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"460\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/image001-1.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/image001-1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/image001-1-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/26.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-85764\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/26.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"523\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/26.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/26-265x300.jpeg 265w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;Balls Cotton&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/balls-5.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-85765\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/balls-5.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/balls-5.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/balls-5-260x300.jpg 260w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/balls2-3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-85766\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/balls2-3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"463\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/balls2-3.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/balls2-3-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/balls2-3-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/image011.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-85797\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/image011.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"370\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/image011.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/image011-300x240.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/image022.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-85798\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/image022.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"462\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/image022.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/image022-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/image022-300x300.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/image034.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-85799\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/image034.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"461\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/image034.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/image034-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/image034-300x300.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/image035.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-85800\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/image035.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"437\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/image035.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/image035-300x284.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;the lovely Shannon&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shannon-3.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-85767\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shannon-3.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"682\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shannon-3.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shannon-3-203x300.png 203w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shannon-4.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-85795\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shannon-4.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"386\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shannon-4.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shannon-4-300x251.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;as well as this string from Ed Hickey:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/hickey.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-85783\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/hickey.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"462\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/hickey.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/hickey-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/hickey-300x300.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/hickey2.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-85784\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/hickey2.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"462\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/hickey2.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/hickey2-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/hickey2-300x300.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/hickey3.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-85785\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/hickey3.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"462\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/hickey3.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/hickey3-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/hickey3-300x300.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/hickey4.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-85786\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/hickey4.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"462\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/hickey4.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/hickey4-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/hickey4-300x300.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/hickey5.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-85787\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/hickey5.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"231\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/hickey5.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/hickey5-300x150.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Finally, we&#8217;ll call it a wrap with the announcement of the latest winner of the <em>Senator John Blutarski Award for Epic Historical Inaccuracy<\/em>&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/q7vtWB4owdE?start=18&amp;end=42&amp;\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;courtesy today of a young&#8230;&#8221;lady&#8221;&#8230;who not only shares Bluto&#8217;s errant recall of past events (Fort Monroe being first built in 1834), but significantly surpasses<\/strong><strong>&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/byU0aJuSozw?start=4&amp;end=69&amp;\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;his venomous vitriol and bitter bile.\u00a0 And we&#8217;re relatively certain <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">those<\/span><\/em> are her <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">good<\/span><\/em> qualities!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Sorry, but&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/MRuS3dxKK9U?start=108&amp;end=111&amp;\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>End of transmission.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Magoo<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Monday, September 28th, 2020&#8230;but before we begin, this just in from the state too broke to be an independent republic but too large to be an insane asylum, as&#8230; Berkeley is the first city in the US to ban junk food in checkout lanes &nbsp; &#8220;Berkeley is gearing up to become the first city 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