{"id":91910,"date":"2021-04-03T22:27:21","date_gmt":"2021-04-04T02:27:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/?p=91910"},"modified":"2021-04-03T22:27:25","modified_gmt":"2021-04-04T02:27:25","slug":"the-daily-gouge-archive-friday-april-2nd-2021","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/?p=91910","title":{"rendered":"The Daily Gouge Archive, Friday, April 2nd, 2021"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>It&#8217;s Friday, April 2nd, 2021&#8230;but before we begin,\u00a0<em>NRO<\/em>\u00a0details\u00a0the ultimate insult to those paying teacher salaries, as,&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"article-header__title\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/news\/as-san-diego-teachers-give-in-person-instruction-to-migrants-parents-say-its-like-a-slap-in-the-face\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #800080; text-decoration: underline;\">For San Diego Parents, Prioritizing Migrants for In-Person Instruction Is \u2018a Slap in the Face<\/span><\/span><\/a><span style=\"color: #800080;\">\u2019<\/span><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/543j0o.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-91922\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/543j0o.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"175\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/543j0o.jpeg 420w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/543j0o-300x125.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;<span style=\"color: #800080;\"><strong>In the San Diego Unified School District (SDUSD),\u00a0teachers are being permitted to volunteer to teach migrant children in person this week<a style=\"color: #800080;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/news\/as-san-diego-teachers-give-in-person-instruction-to-migrants-parents-say-its-like-a-slap-in-the-face\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">,<\/a>\u00a0while their own public-school students \u2014 who remain at home, stuck in virtual learning \u2014 are on spring break.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #800080;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8230;<\/span><span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong>Meanwhile,\u00a0<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/us\/san-diego-teachers-migrant-girls-covid\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" class=\"broken_link\">reports indicate that there have been 82 positive cases of COVID-19<\/a><\/span>\u00a0<\/em><\/span>detected among the 700 migrant children detained in the county, <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">a far higher rate than the overall rate of COVID-19 cases in the county at large<\/span><\/em> \u2014 even as COVID remains the ostensible reason that San Diego public-school students continue to learn remotely.<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #800080;\"><strong>The SDUSD spokeswoman has not responded to questions about the COVID-19 rate at the facility or its consequences for San Diego\u2019s public-school teachers who will be teaching there in person<\/strong><\/span>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Question: The hypocrisy and dereliction of duty aside, if the Wuhan virus was even <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">remotely<\/span><\/em> as deadly as we&#8217;re instructed to believe, why on earth would this be <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">permitted<\/span><\/em>, let alone <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">encouraged<\/span><\/em>?\u00a0 Answer: It would not&#8230;because it isn&#8217;t.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>In a related item, <em>Townhall.com<\/em>&#8216;s Reagan McCarthy reports&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"headline\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/townhall.com\/tipsheet\/reaganmccarthy\/2021\/03\/31\/wisconsin-supreme-court-gov-evers-n2587185\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #333399;\">Wisconsin Supreme Court Delivers a Blow to Gov. Tony Evers&#8217; Pandemic Mandate<\/span><\/a><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/aaa-28.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-91873\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/aaa-28.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"275\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/aaa-28.png 420w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/aaa-28-300x196.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;<span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong>The Wisconsin Supreme Court delivered a blow to Democrat Governor Tony Evers (D-WI) by striking down his statewide mask mandate; the court concluded that Evers <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">overstepped his executive authority by authorizing a renewal of the mandate unilaterally<\/span><\/em>.\u00a0<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #333399;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Justice Brian Hagedorn wrote that the court believes that Evers did not act in compliance of the law by issuing mandates that exceed his authority as governor.<\/span> &#8220;The question in this case is <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">not<\/span><\/em> whether the Governor <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>acted wisely<\/em><\/span>; it is whether he <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">acted lawfully<\/span><\/em>.<\/span> <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>We<\/em><\/span> conclude <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">he did not<\/span><\/em>.&#8221;<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8230;<span style=\"color: #333399;\"><strong>Wednesday\u2019s ruling is not the first setback for Evers regarding COVID restrictions. <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">In May, the court struck down the governor\u2019s \u201csafer at home\u201d edict, ruling that <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">he did not have the power<\/span><\/em> to issue such an executive order<\/span><\/strong><\/span>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Not to beat a dead horse, but as Tucker records in words coming from the very mouths of those owned lock, stock and barrel by Beijing&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/QDIfFb5z7eQ?start=463\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;none of this is about controlling a virus which we&#8217;ve <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">no doubt<\/span><\/em> originated, either be accident or design, in a weapons lab in Wuhan, China.\u00a0 It&#8217;s all about controlling <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">YOU<\/span><\/em>!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Now, here&#8217;s <em>The Gouge<\/em>!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Since we&#8217;re on the subject of the scamdemic, <em>Best of the Web<\/em>&#8216;s Jim Freeman calls out the Duo of Doom:<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"wsj-article-headline\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><a style=\"color: #ff0000;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wsj.com\/articles\/ok-doomer-11617212314?mod=djemBestOfTheWeb\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">OK, Doomer<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/h1>\n<h3 class=\"sub-head\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wsj.com\/articles\/ok-doomer-11617212314?mod=djemBestOfTheWeb\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\">Government experts still advocate restrictions, ignore collateral damage<\/span><\/span><\/a><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">.<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/543ebh.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-91919\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/543ebh.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"252\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/543ebh.jpeg 420w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/543ebh-300x180.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Maybe it\u2019s too much to hope that government health experts have learned something in the past year about the massive unintended consequences of lockdowns and the paucity of evidence demonstrating their effectiveness. <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">But Monday\u2019s White House teleconference with the Biden Covid team could almost have been mistaken for a March 2020 event\u2014complete with government doctors stoking fear, urging restrictions on liberty and not even bothering to address costs and benefits.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>This column understands that infectious disease specialists focus on infectious disease. <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">But roughly $4.5 trillion of new federal debt later, following a 29% surge in commercial bankruptcy filings, a rash of delayed non-Covid medical treatments, a lost year of classroom instruction for many students who will never get it back, and\u00a0skyrocketing health claims\u00a0related to self-harm among adolescents\u2014especially in jurisdictions that maintained harsh lockdowns\u2014it is not too much to ask disease specialists to consider the societal impact of their recommendations.<\/span> Outside government, doctors generally understand they have a duty to first do no harm. <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Government doctors also have a basic responsibility to ensure that their public health proposals yield net benefits for society, and do not focus on one risk while ignoring all others.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8230;<\/span><strong>It\u2019s well past time for government doctors to recognize there are consequences to their recommendations<\/strong><\/span>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>This forward from Speed pretty much sums up our thoughts on the subject:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/speed.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-91889\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/speed.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"457\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/speed.png 420w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/speed-276x300.png 276w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Next, courtesy of <em>Townhall.com<\/em>, Ann Coulter accurately describes the defendant in the ongoing sham trial in Minneapolis as&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"headline\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/townhall.com\/columnists\/anncoulter\/2021\/03\/31\/derek-chauvin-human-sacrifice-n2587224\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\">Derek Chauvin, Human Sacrifice<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/download.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-91915\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/download.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"236\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/download.jpeg 420w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/download-300x169.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>In modern America, we\u00a0periodically\u00a0offer up white men as human sacrifices to the PC gods. <span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">Among our benefactions: Jake\u00a0Gardner, Kyle\u00a0Rittenhouse, Darren\u00a0Wilson, the Duke\u00a0lacrosse players, University of Virginia\u00a0fraternity members, Stacey\u00a0Koon\u00a0and Mark Fuhrman.<\/span> The rest of us just keep our heads down and <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">pray we won&#8217;t be next<\/span><\/em>.<i class=\"fa fa-arrow-circle-right\"><\/i><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">At least the Duke and UVA human offerings were sufficiently upper-crust to have a few journalists and lawyers defending them.<\/span> But\u00a0policemen, bar owners, military veterans and a Midwest teenager? <span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">Definitely\u00a0<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\" href=\"https:\/\/vdare.com\/radio-derb\/rbg-rip-are-whites-below-the-law-the-new-justice-and-the-corruption-of-american-science-etc#05\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" class=\"broken_link\">not our crowd<\/a><\/span><\/em><\/span>, darling.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Currently, Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin is on trial for killing George Floyd by kneeling on his neck, as it appeared in cellphone videos. <span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">You may remember something about this: It&#8217;s <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">why America had to\u00a0burn\u00a0in 2020<\/span><\/em>.<\/span> But the chief medical examiner&#8217;s report establishes that, however else Floyd died, it\u00a0<em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\" href=\"https:\/\/vdare.com\/posts\/guide-to-derek-chauvin-case-why-police-are-innocent\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">wasn&#8217;t<\/a><\/span><\/em>\u00a0from Chauvin&#8217;s knee. <span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Oopsie<\/span><\/em>!<\/span> I guess it <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">wasn&#8217;t<\/span><\/em> absolutely essential that our country go through eight months of\u00a0looting,\u00a0riots\u00a0and\u00a0<em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">mostly\u00a0peaceful<\/span><\/em>\u00a0arsons<\/strong><\/span>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>The reference above in the meme we created is to a video of a May 2019 encounter with Minneapolis police in which Floyd exhibited precisely the same behavior he did 12 months later.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/oEc3TKTI4yI?start=26&amp;end=120&amp;\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hell&#8217;s bells, even Andy McCarthy, who to date has been, in our opinion, inexplicably hard on Chauvin, is <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/2021\/04\/powerful-evidence-that-george-floyd-resisted-arrest\/?utm_source=Sailthru&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_campaign=NR%20Daily%20Monday%20through%20Friday%202021-04-01&amp;utm_term=NRDaily-Smart\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">beginning to smell the bullsh*t<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Here&#8217;s the juice: We all know no lawyer should ever ask a question to which he or she doesn&#8217;t already know the answer, so if we&#8217;re Chauvin&#8217;s attorney, we&#8217;d have already investigated whether Floyd COULD have been killed by the 140-lb. defendant kneeling on the side of his neck.\u00a0 And, having duplicated the event down to the second, if the results mirrored the conclusions of the autopsy, demonstrate it in court, in front of the jury.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>We turn now to eight more offerings specially selected for inquiring minds: <\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>(1). Filling in for Jim Geraghty at the <em>Morning Jolt,\u00a0<\/em>Alexandra DeSanctis informs us a\u00a0<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/the-morning-jolt\/cnn-news-writer-denies-the-biological-reality-of-sex-at-birth\/?utm_source=Sailthru&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_campaign=MJ_20210331&amp;utm_term=Jolt-Smart\">CNN news writer denies the biological reality of sex at birth<\/a><\/em><\/span>, noting &#8220;<\/strong><strong>To pretend that we as a society are incapable of knowing whether a child is a male or female at birth <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">is lunacy<\/span><\/em>. More than that, it\u2019s <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">lunacy in service of the left-wing project<\/span><\/em> to redefine sex and gender as being entirely a creation of each individual, <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">totally untethered from any biological or metaphysical reality<\/span><\/em>.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>(2). As you&#8217;ve likely heard,\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/us\/nyc-asian-womans-suspected-attacker-paroled-murdering-monther-sources\" class=\"broken_link\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">the man accused of\u00a0beating\u00a0an Asian American woman during a broad-daylight\u00a0hate-crime attack in\u00a0New York City\u00a0on Monday was on lifetime parole for murdering his mother years earlier in front of his 5-year-old sister<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/a>.\u00a0 Demented violence which of course, at least according to Bill DeBlowmeo, is somehow attributable to Trump:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/hdY0hnSKRBI?start=1&amp;end=17&amp;\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>(3). As Katie Pavlich notes at\u00a0<em>Townhall.com<\/em>,\u00a0<\/strong><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/townhall.com\/tipsheet\/katiepavlich\/2021\/03\/31\/joe-bidens-massive-tax-hikes-arrives-today-through-his-infrastructure-plan-n2587182\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Joe Biden&#8217;s &#8216;infrastructure&#8217; plan is awfully long on &#8220;equity&#8221; and pretty short on infrastructure<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/bbb-17.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-91875\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/bbb-17.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"188\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/bbb-17.png 420w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/bbb-17-300x134.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>This isn&#8217;t an infrastructure plan, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/2021\/04\/bidens-infrastructure-scam\/?utm_source=Sailthru&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_campaign=MJ_20210401&amp;utm_term=Jolt-Smart\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">it&#8217;s central planning<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/a>, aka Socialism.\u00a0 And we all know how well <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">THAT<\/span><\/em>&#8216;s worked out whenever it&#8217;s been implemented.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>(4). <em>FOX<\/em> reports <a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/sports\/cause-tiger-woods-car-crash-determined-truth-may-never-revealed\" class=\"broken_link\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">the c<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/a><\/strong><strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">ause of Tiger Woods&#8217; car crash has been determined, but may never be revealed<\/span><\/em><\/span>.\u00a0 Why?\u00a0 Is this not public information?\u00a0 Taxpayer-funded emergency services responded to the accident, so why should the facts surrounding Tiger&#8217;s auto accident be withheld while the circumstances of Kobe&#8217;s helo crash were freely and publicly disseminated?\u00a0 We can only assume it&#8217;s because Kobe wasn&#8217;t at the controls&#8230;and is dead.\u00a0 Guess some rich and famous animals are more equal than others, not to mention the rest of us.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>(5). <em>Politico<\/em> is reporting <a href=\"https:\/\/www.politico.com\/news\/2021\/03\/31\/johnson-johnson-vaccine-15-million-ruined-478776\" class=\"broken_link\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em>the\u00a0<\/em><\/span><\/a><\/strong><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em>White House knew more than a week ago workers at the West Baltimore facility of Emergent BioSolutions, Johnson &amp; Johnson&#8217;s contractor, ruined 15 million doses of J&amp;J&#8217;s Wuhan virus vaccine by mixing it with ingredients from another vaccine<\/em><\/span>.\u00a0 Two thoughts immediately come to mind: (i) Funny 46* didn&#8217;t mention it when it happened; and (ii) West Baltimore&#8230;drugs&#8230;what could go wrong?!?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>(6).\u00a0 Courtesy of the <em>WSJ<\/em> and <em>Washington Examiner<\/em> respectively, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wsj.com\/articles\/corporate-americas-big-lie-11617315583?mod=opinion_lead_pos8\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Kim Strassel<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonexaminer.com\/opinion\/byron-yorks-daily-memo-from-delta-a-lesson-for-woke-corporations\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em>Byron York<\/em><\/span><\/a> weigh in on the hypocrisy and craven capitulation which characterizes the contemporary corporate class&#8217;s response to common-sense voter ID reforms.\u00a0 Hat tip to James Nichols for the York piece.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>(7). Writing at <em>The Washington Free Beacon<\/em>, Andrew Stiles suggests\u00a0<\/strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #0000ff;\"><em><strong>46*&#8217;s bloodthirsty, floor-pooping canine companion not only offers a window into his soul, but experts say his dog problems raise serious questions about Biden&#8217;s ability to lead<\/strong><\/em><\/span><strong>.\u00a0 Does anyone seriously doubt, had this been The Donald&#8217;s dog, such analysis would NOT have been satire?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>(8). Speaking of satire, <em>The Babylon Bee<\/em> is reporting\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/arkansas-bans-chopping-off-kids-legs-if-they-think-theyre-a-mermaid\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Arkansas has passed a controversial bill which bans chopping off kids&#8217; legs if they think they&#8217;re a mermaid<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/article-8297-1.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-91888\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/article-8297-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"238\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/article-8297-1.jpeg 420w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/article-8297-1-300x170.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Which brings us, appropriately enough, to <em>The Lighter Side<\/em>:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/aaa-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-91917\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/aaa-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/aaa-1.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/aaa-1-300x195.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/afb040121dAPR20210401054504.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-91918\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/afb040121dAPR20210401054504.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/afb040121dAPR20210401054504.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/afb040121dAPR20210401054504-300x214.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/aaa.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-91902\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/aaa.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"353\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/aaa.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/aaa-300x229.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/aaa-27.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-91864\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/aaa-27.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"314\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/aaa-27.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/aaa-27-300x204.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/bbb-16.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-91869\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/bbb-16.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/bbb-16.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/bbb-16-300x195.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/MC_filibuster_web20210331123737.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-91865\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/MC_filibuster_web20210331123737.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"347\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/MC_filibuster_web20210331123737.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/MC_filibuster_web20210331123737-300x225.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/ccc-14.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-91866\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/ccc-14.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"357\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/ccc-14.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/ccc-14-300x232.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/aaa-26.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-91858\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/aaa-26.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/aaa-26.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/aaa-26-300x208.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/Scaling-Back-Expectations-1.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-91859\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/Scaling-Back-Expectations-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/Scaling-Back-Expectations-1.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/Scaling-Back-Expectations-1-300x145.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/Image-3-31-21-at-8.03-AM.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-91860\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/Image-3-31-21-at-8.03-AM.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"265\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/Image-3-31-21-at-8.03-AM.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/Image-3-31-21-at-8.03-AM-300x172.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/Image-4-1-21-at-7.54-AM.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-91893\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/Image-4-1-21-at-7.54-AM.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"331\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/Image-4-1-21-at-7.54-AM.jpeg 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/Image-4-1-21-at-7.54-AM-300x215.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Then there&#8217;s these from Speed&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/speed2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-91891\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/speed2.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"595\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/speed2.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/speed2-233x300.png 233w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/speed-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-91895\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/speed-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"340\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/speed-1.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/speed-1-300x221.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;and Balls Cotton&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/balls.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-91901\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/balls.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"406\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/balls.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/balls-300x264.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8230;along with one from Major Jon:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/Major-Jon.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-91892\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/Major-Jon.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"451\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/Major-Jon.png 462w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/Major-Jon-300x293.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Finally, we&#8217;ll call it a wrap with another installment of <span style=\"color: #800000;\"><em>News of the Bizarre<\/em><\/span>, as a&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"headline montserrat bold\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><a style=\"color: #800000;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.upi.com\/Odd_News\/2021\/03\/30\/Caitlyn-Wertenberger-missing-cat\/9211617136660\/\" class=\"broken_link\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">19-pound cat, missing for 28 days, is found in neighbor&#8217;s chimney<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/03262021_2_133952-768x965.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-91862\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/03262021_2_133952-768x965.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"334\" height=\"420\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/03262021_2_133952-768x965.jpeg 334w, https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/03262021_2_133952-768x965-239x300.jpeg 239w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 334px) 100vw, 334px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;<span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong>A Washington state woman said her 19-pound cat was missing for 28 days before being found in a place she never considered the portly feline could fit &#8212; her neighbor&#8217;s chimney. <span style=\"color: #008080;\">Caitlyn Wertenberger said the house next door to her Union Gap home\u00a0was vacant and under construction\u00a0when Piper, her 19-pound tuxedo cat, went missing from her house.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8230;<\/span><strong>She said that 28 days later, after her new neighbors had moved into the home, one of them told her they had been hearing meowing inside their home for about five days. <span style=\"color: #008080;\">The neighbors invited Wertenberger to\u00a0come search their home, and she found the feline stuck in the fireplace damper.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong>&#8220;She&#8217;s a big cat, I didn&#8217;t think she could fit down a chimney,&#8221; Wertenberger\u00a0told KEPR-TV.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8230;<\/span><strong><span style=\"color: #008080;\">Wertenberger took Piper to a veterinarian, who said the cat was dehydrated and had lost about 7 pounds during the time she was missing<\/span><\/strong><\/span>&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Which is curious, because, forgetting about food, to the best our searching skills, we&#8217;ve yet to find any source which would indicate a cat could last more than four days without water.\u00a0 \u00a0Which tells us, though it makes for a touching tale, Piper wasn&#8217;t in the neighbors&#8217; chimney the entire time.\u00a0 Regardless, we&#8217;re happy Piper&#8217;s back with her human.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Magoo<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em><strong>Video of the Day<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>The aspect of the truth Lester purports to promote, and which he&#8217;s deliberately omitting, is its BASIS is whatever propaganda Progressives instruct him to peddle. What an utterly despicable, arrogant ass.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/cN7fQWFn4YM\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong><em>Tales of The Darkside<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>A teacher uses his position to force his twisted worldview on his students. As Matt Walsh observed, this is brainwashing in real time.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/0bHrrZdFRPk\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong><em>On the Lighter Side<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>Revised F-18 launch checklist: &#8220;Let&#8217;s see, I&#8217;ve taxied onto the #4 waist cat&#8230;under tension&#8230;wiping out the cockpit&#8230;saluting the Cat Officer&#8230;here comes the stroke&#8230;I&#8217;m airborne&#8230;what&#8217;ve I forgotten? Oh, yeah, FIRE ONE!&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/XNcLo9BmVu8?start=20&amp;end=87&amp;\" width=\"420\" height=\"235\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Friday, April 2nd, 2021&#8230;but before we begin,\u00a0NRO\u00a0details\u00a0the ultimate insult to those paying teacher salaries, as,&#8230; For San Diego Parents, Prioritizing Migrants for In-Person Instruction Is \u2018a Slap in the Face\u2019 &nbsp; &#8220;In the San Diego Unified School District (SDUSD),\u00a0teachers are being permitted to volunteer to teach migrant children in person this week,\u00a0while their own [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1988,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"no","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91910","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91910","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1988"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=91910"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91910\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":91957,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91910\/revisions\/91957"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=91910"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=91910"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedailygouge.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=91910"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}