The Daily Gouge

It’s Wednesday, July 15th, 2015…but before we begin, a brief bit of brightness in a sky full of Progressive-fueled foreboding: There Was One Noticeable Item Missing from the Stage While Scott Walker Announced Presidential Run   That’s right: a lying, narcissistic Socialist…and a teleprompter!  Ever notice when someone actually believes in the product they’re peddling, […]

It’s Monday, July 13th…and here’s The Gouge! Before we begin, allow to us to recount a titillating three hours of our life we’ll never get back, courtesy of what was once one of the finest retailers in America; we promise its pertinent to our point. As we’d been unable to repair one of the hose reels […]

It’s Friday, July 10th, 2015…but before we begin: Now the feds says 19.7 million background checks were stolen.   For those still counting, that’s up from 4.5 million. Now, here’s The Gouge! First up, writing at The Blaze, Matt Walsh hits the nail on head: It’s OK That Illegals Murder Americans, As Long As They […]

It’s Tuesday, July 7th, 2015…and here’s The Gouge! First up, Erick Erickson reports on what he terms just another case of… Mass Hysteria in America   “…The United States of America and much of the West are currently in a fit of hysteria. A wildfire is burning through it. Up is down. Down is up. Good […]

It’s Friday, July 3rd, 2015…but before we begin, continuing the theme expressed through the wisdom of the Founding Fathers quoted above, we honor America’s birthday by noting the bastardization of her Constitution’s bedrock principles by the utterly unprincipled bastards currently controlling the three branches of a federal government Washington, Adams and even Paine would hardly recognize: […]

It’s Friday, June 26th, 2015…and here’s The Gouge! First up, it’s the “Now HERE’S Something You CAN Blame on Bush!” segment, and all you need to know about the perils of electing Jeb President: The Political John Roberts The Chief Justice again rewrites ObamaCare in order to save it.   “…Chief Justice Roberts has now […]

It’s Wednesday, June 24th, 2015…but before we begin, the senior senator from South Carolina raises a valid point: Graham: Candidates need to say more than ‘Obama sucks’   For once, Grahamnesty’s actually right; Lindsay, speaking for the rest of the GOP field, you suck as well…along with your buddy McCain. Now, here’s The Gouge! First […]

It’s Monday, June 22nd, but before we begin, a few random thoughts on the passing scene. First, we never thought anyone or anything could cause us to miss Johnny Miller…until this weekend, watching FOX’s coverage of the 2015 U.S. Open.  Here’s the 411: (a) if we want overhyped drama and stirring sentiment, we’ll leave the sound […]

It’s Friday, June 19th, 2015…but before we begin, we interrupt our regularly scheduled programming for a patent piece of propaganda from The Great Divider: “Now is the time for mourning and for healing, but let’s be clear; at some point, we, as a country, will have to reckon with the fact that this type of mass […]

It’s Wednesday, June 17th, 2015…but before we begin, are we the only more than a little concerned with the MSM ignoring the greatest cyber attack on the U.S. to date?!?  As one of Jim Geraghty’s readers recently noted: “…You dealt with China’s hack last week, but it’s not clear to me many are putting all […]