The Daily Gouge

It’s Wednesday, May 30th, 2018…but before we begin, a few brief thoughts on the sad state of Socialism in America: Chelsea Clinton says Trump ‘degrades what it means to be an American,’ says Brits should protest his UK trip   Yeah,… …riiiight! This from the daughter of a misogynistic rapist who turned the Oval Office […]

It’s Monday, May 28th, Memorial Day 2018…and as has become our tradition, we know no better way of honoring America’s fallen heroes than by marking their day with perhaps the most poignant speech ever penned, appropriately enough by the only President who ever truly gave his life for his country: Four score and seven years […]

It’s Friday, May 25th, 2018…but before we begin, here’s all you need to know about the NFL’s sorry-ass attempt to stem the bleeding of their fan-base: “Some important details remained unclear in the hours after the policy’s approval, including the specific fine that teams would be subject to and also how the league will define […]

It’s Wednesday, May 23rd, 2018…but before we begin, as the WSJ reports… Starbucks Says Drug Use, Sleeping Unacceptable as It Clarifies Guest Policy   Surprise, surprise!  As Laura Ingraham observed when Howie Schultz first announced his insane response to what he should have blown off as a set-up and non-issue…  Yeah, good luck with that! […]

It’s Monday, May 21st, 2018…but before we begin, we found this headline from USAToday rather ironic: In the second Gilded Age, the mansions get bigger, and the homeless get closer   Welcome to Los Angeles, the City of Angels, hotbed of Progressive hypocrisy and surreal sanctum of Hollywood excess.  Where this could you yours… …for […]

It’s Friday, May 18th, 2018…but before we begin, we were struck by the following story from the Windsor Star courtesy of Bill Meisen: Transgender woman files human rights complaint against Windsor spa   The owner of a local waxing spa is mounting a public campaign to clear the name of his business after he was served […]

It’s Wednesday, May 16th, 2018…but before we begin, allow us to address the issue of increasingly frequent hyperbolic headlines, i.e., those which are accompanied by articles setting forth facts bearing no resemblance whatsoever to what their subject line suggests.  Exhibit “A”: this banner broadcast by FOX News: Google workers quit in mass protest of search […]

It’s Monday, May 14th, 2018…but before we begin, this latest bit of brilliance from Stilton Jarlsberg… …got us thinking: why, to this day, don’t we know Obama’s whereabouts during the pre-planned attack on the Benghazi consulate?  After all, it’s not as if the President’s schedule or whereabouts, particularly after the fact, are a state secret.  And it’s […]

It’s Friday, May 11th, 2018…but before we begin, here’s a timely reminder from the Morning Jolt… “They’ve released the body-cam footage of police responding to the Las Vegas shooter…but we still have no clue on motive. This leaves us with two possibilities. The first is that the shooter was that rare combination of meticulous, clever, and […]

It’s Wednesday, May 9th, 2018…but before we begin, just when we thought Hillary couldn’t be any more obnoxious or unattractive, she now not only possesses the ability to bore to death those forced to endure her unending excuses for losing to the only candidate in history almost as unlikeable as she, but the power to turn […]