The Daily Gouge

It’s Friday, February 25th, 2022…but before we begin, don’t let the sideshow… …divert your attention away from the main attraction… …coming to soon to a world near you! Meanwhile, as Xi Jinping declines to label Russia’s attack on Ukraine an invasion, choosing instead to equivocate with a call for “all sides” (“all sides“…in an unprovoked invasion?!?) […]

It’s Wednesday, February 23rd, 2022…but before we begin, we were in agreement with the contents of this commentary from former FDA commissioner and current Pfizer board member Dr. Scott Gottlieb… Americans Are Still Living With a 2020 Attitude Toward COVID-19 Risk. It’s Time for That to Change   …until we got to the fifth paragraph: “…Steps […]

It’s Monday, February 21st, 2022…and can anyone tell us why these imbeciles are all wearing masks outside… …when they were undoubtedly just maskless when they dined together inside?!? Friday past, we had to file an application for a grading permit at the county office complex, and despite the County Executive recently lifting his second unnecessary mask […]

It’s Friday, February 18th, 2022…and this didn’t take long: NYC Mayor Eric Adams says media covering him through different ‘prism’ because he’s Black Adams says his story is being interpreted by ‘people who don’t look like me‘   “I”m a Black man that’s the mayor but my story is being interpreted by people who don’t […]

It’s Wednesday, February 16th, 2022…but before we begin, we always enjoy the brilliance of Kevin Williamson, and his latest offering, The Forever Emergency, was certainly no exception.  We did, however, take exception to this… “But the kind of wounds we have as Americans are not the kind that can be healed by shared trauma or shared […]

It’s Monday, February 14th, 2022…but before we begin, here’s a terrible idea born of bad policy: Residents respond to Bay Area mayor calling on homeowners to alleviate homeless crisis   “Would I open up a spare room for a homeless person? Probably not,” one San Francisco resident, Milo, told Fox News. Another person, Scott, said: “Would I? […]

It’s Friday, February 11th, 2022…but before we begin, while the headline reads… New York State to Drop Indoor Mask Mandate   …the reality is drastically different, as… “…Despite this, the governor said mask requirements will remain in effect in other locations including schools and childcare centers, healthcare facilities, homeless shelters, and corrections facilities. Hochul said […]

It’s Wednesday, February 9th, 2022…but before we begin, courtesy of James Nichols, the Daily Mail reveals a… Scowling Barack Obama inspects the construction of his new multimillion-dollar Hawaii mansion and controversial sea wall   “…The building of the enormous beachfront property where Obama plans to retire someday was purchased for $8.7 million by his close […]

It’s Monday, February 7th, 2022…and here‘s The Gouge! First up, FOX informs us, after having allegedly been inexplicably released, the alleged… NYC teen who allegedly shot cop is back (allegedly!) in jail   “A New York City teenager who posted bail last week after he allegedly shot a police officer is back in jail on a probation violation, officials said. […]

It’s Friday, February 4th, 2022…but before we begin, the third most powerful person in the country is apparently cowed by the ChiComs, as Speaker… Pelosi Warns U.S. Olympic Athletes against Protesting China at Beijing Games   “…In her statement, she slammed the Chinese government and its practices and the International Olympic Committee for choosing Beijing as the […]