The Daily Gouge

It’s Wednesday, March 30th, 2016…but before we begin, submitted for your perusal, two headlines which tell you just how far U.S. standing in the world has fallen under The Dear Misleader: Russia set to skip DC nuclear summit   Not only is this recognition of Obama’s impotence, but, adding insult to injury, Putin’s planning…  On […]

It’s Monday, March 28th, 2016…but before we begin, with five out of the last six primaries under his belt, Bernie has a great big… …bullseye on his chest.  And Hillary, as she’s demonstrated time and again… …won’t let anyone stand in her way… …be they Vince Foster or Chris Stevens. Now, here’s The Gouge! So, last […]

It’s Friday, March 25th, 2015…but before we begin, two pictures from our favorite cartoonists each worth well over a thousand words: Now, here’s The Gouge! First up, Balls Cotton forwarded the following from Truth Revolt confirming, when it comes to The Left’s plan for dealing with Islamic terror, surrender is the only option: Britain’s Labour Party Suggests […]

It’s Monday, March 21st, 2016…but before we begin, consider this: The Donald is, by his own assertion, THE greatest dealmaker who has ever lived…though we hold Abraham, having successfully negotiated God himself from 50 down to 10 righteous people as the threshold for saving Sodom, in a class by himself. So let’s assume, as is […]

It’s Friday, March 18th, 2016…and we apologize for the belated transmission of this edition.  After putting our laptop to sleep yesterday evening, we were unable to awaken it until this morning, and then only with the help of the IT department, i.e., our middle son Mike. Now, here’s The Gouge! First up, these next two […]

It’s Wednesday, March 16th, 2016…but before we begin, Marco, now that you’ve finally faced the inevitable, for the good of the country, PLEASE finally do the right thing… …to make up for your Gang of Eight apostasy and urge every one of your constituents…and delegates…to back Ted Cruz!  Oh,…and John, you may have won, but America […]

It’s Monday, March 14th, 2016…but before we begin, two brief observations.  First, this headline: Chicago PD: We Didn’t Tell Trump to Cancel the Rally   Integrity = honesty = telling the truth…which just ain’t in him! On Friday, a planned Donald Trump rally in Chicago was canceled after protestors swarmed the event venue. In a […]

It’s Friday, March 11th, 2016…but before we begin, three brief thoughts.  First, Jeffrey Herf identifies what we perceive to be the problem with Trump’s contention his self-proclaimed “deal-making” skills will transfer well outside the world of his real estate bubble: “For him, whose name hangs over casinos in New Jersey and Las Vegas, and who […]

It’s Wednesday, March 9th, 2016…but before we begin, the latest anti-Trump/pro-Republic campaign ad attacking The Donald’s…”colorful“…and limited…vocabulary: No, Don; to borrow a phrase from the immortal Tony Soprano…with whose real-life counterparts you undoubtedly had innumerable…er,…”business deals”… By the way, Trumpeteers, your man was caught in yet another lie last week; and it gets worse. Please: […]

It’s Monday, March 7th, 2016…but before we begin, a brief thought on the actual odds of Hillary ever being charged, let alone serving time for her obvious email illegalities. Forget all the spin and obfuscation from The Left; the WSJ is right: Hillary ought to hang.  Okay, the Journal didn’t put it so provocatively; we proposed […]