The Daily Gouge

It’s Monday, April 20th, 2015…and here’s an abbreviated edition of The Gouge! First up, courtesy of Balls Cotton, a picture that’s worth far more than a thousand words; it accurately foretells the future of an entire way of life: In related item, courtesy of NRO, Victor Davis Hanson offers the explanation behind Barry Soetoro’s otherwise […]

It’s Friday, April 17th, 2015…and without further ado, here’s The Gouge! First up on the last edition of the week, Commentary Magazine‘s Jonathan Tobin weighs in on the UN-inevitability of Hillary: More Nixonian Moments for Hillary    Imagine sleeping next to that…for even one night?!? “…Liberals are right when they say Clinton did nothing that […]

It’s Wednesday, April 15th, Indentured Servitude Day 2015…but before we begin, courtesy of the WSJ, a timely snippet from… A Letter to Günter Grass   From an open letter to Günter Grass from British journalist Daniel Johnson in the New York Sun, Aug. 18, 2006, soon after the German writer—who died Monday at age 87—revealed that […]

It’s Monday, April 13th, 2015…but before we begin, two quick items which tell you all you need to know about modern Progressivism.  First, this classic from Michael Ramirez on the incredibly rank hypocrisy of Apple’s gay CEO Tim Cook: Yeah, he’ll open a store in Riyadh…where they ACTUALLY STONE HOMOSEXUALS…but boycott Indiana…where one pizza store […]

It’s Friday, April 10th, 2016…but before we begin, in honor of Hillary’s imminent campaign announcement, and in the spirit of her famous Bosnian sniper incident, a few more of Brian Williams’ “I Was There” mis-recollected moments of history: By the way, it appears the Russkies may have hacked the White House through Hillary’s private server; […]

It’s Wednesday, April 8th, 2015…and we are, quite literally, up to our hindquarters in alligators.  Which of course makes it difficult to remember our primary responsibility is to… …drain the swamp. But before we begin, a quick shout-out to a brother mired in the midst of the most needlessly complex and confusing tax system ever […]

It’s Monday, April 6th, 2015…but before we begin, courtesy of Jim Gleaves, one job opportunity we hope and pray is filled as quickly and effectively as possible: WANTED: German Co-pilot for Air Force One.   Auf wiedersehen, baby! Now, here’s The Gouge! First up, courtesy of Gabriel Malor writing at The Federalist,… Your Questions On […]

It’s April 5th, Easter Sunday, 2015…and here’s The Gouge, courtesy of C.S. Lewis and the Lamb who was slain! “It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost Him crucifixion.” “‘What are we to make of Christ?’ There is no question of what we can […]

It’s Friday, April 3rd, 2015…and we know you join us in wishing TLJ… …a very Happy Birthday! That her birthday coincides with our first arrested carrier landing… …is just icing on the cake; though it does help us remember the date!  Happy Birthday, Jennay! Now, here’s The Gouge! First up, all you need to know […]

It’s Wednesday, April 1st, 2015…but before we begin, a quick April Fools question: why are “deadlines” like “redlines”…particularly when they apply to terrorist-supporting tyrranies?  Because they can be moved, reset and ignored… No nuke agreement yet: Iran talks push past deadline   …at The Obamao’s Marxist/Muslim whim!  And the MSM WON’T REPORT IT!!!  So you […]