The Daily Gouge

It’s Friday, December 13th, 2013…and here’s The Gouge! We lead off the last edition of the week with “The Pot Calling the Kettle Black” segment, brought to you today courtesy of Guy Benson writing at Townhall.com and the only Administration in history which, in the true fashion of Marxism, views the internal enemy as the […]

It’s Wednesday, December 11th, 2013…but before we begin, a brief public service announcement brought to you by Speed Mach, this station and the Ad Council: Now, here’s The Gouge! First up, Shannon Wood Bush forwarded… The six contradictions of socialism in the United States of America* * We’ve added a few of our own, in […]

It’s Tuesday, December 10th, 2013, and before we begin, two quick, related questions; First, WTF’s up with Ted Cruz?!? Ted Cruz Will Represent America at Mandela’s Memorial   It’s either the latest sign of Sen. Ted Cruz’s deep admiration for anti-apartheid icon Nelson Mandela — or the Texas freshman’s latest bit of grandstanding. Either way, […]

It’s Monday, December 9th, 2013, but before we begin, two quick items.  First, courtesy of Jim Gleaves, and particularly in light of what we experienced on our way to church Sunday morning, we celebrate the joys of Winter! Second, another terribly memorable personal moment shared with America by Douchus Rex: “Today, with solemn pride and […]

It’s Wednesday, November 27th, 2013…and here’s The Gouge! First up, all you need to know about B. Neville Chamberbama’s latest iteration of Peace in Our  Time: Iran: White House Lying About Details of Nuke Deal Iranian officials say White House fact sheet is ‘invalid’   http://freebeacon.com/iran-white-house-lying-about-details-of-nuke-deal/ What does it say about the current Administration when […]

It’s Monday, November 18th, 2013…but before we begin, submitted for your perusal, two cartoons which highlight the hypocrisy of The Obamao’s latest skirting of the truth: Now, here’s The Gouge! Leading off the Tuesday edition, it’s the “Free Speech for ME, Not for THEE!” segment, and a tale of two standards, courtesy of the ubiquitous […]

It’s Friday, November 15th, 2013…and here are the only two questions which should have been asked after Der Obafuhrer’s proposed “fix” to the Unaffordable Care Act: (1).  Under what constitutional authority can you arbitrarily change a law duly passed by Congress?!? (2).  What happens a year from now… …let alone in 2016?!?  Here’s the juice: […]

It’s Thursday, November 14th, 2013…but before we begin, submitted for your perusal, Hope n’ Change‘s take on the first of The Obamao’s innumerable lies to have actually gained exposure in any media outlet other than FOX News: Now, here’s The Gouge! First up, Commentary Magazine asks the question… Is Kerry the Worst Secretary of State Ever? […]

It’s Tuesday, November 12th, 2013…and here’s The Gouge! First up, in the “Speak for Yourself, Lurch!” segment, the densest cloud ever to envelop Foggy Bottom assures the world… Kerry: United States not ‘blind’ or ‘stupid’ in Iran talks   For once, Kerry is right.  It’s not the United States which is blind or stupid in […]

It’s Friday, November 8th, 2007…and here’s The Gouge! First up on the last edition of the week, a quick assessment of the veracity of The Dear Misleader’s monotonously mendacious…”mispronouncements”: As the great Stilton Jarlsberg notes in the latest installment of Hope n’ Change: And if he repeatedly lied…and continues to lie…about this, how many other […]