The Daily Gouge

It’s Friday, April 17th, 2020…but before we begin, here’s a late-breaking headline courtesy of the Babylon Bee via James Nichols: Biden: ‘I’m Delighted To Have The Endorsement Of My Old Pal Corn Pop‘   “…“I’m delighted to have the endorsement of my old friend, CornPop,” he said as horrified aides attempted to cut off the footage. […]

It’s Wednesday, April 15th, 2020…but before we begin, kudos to this clip from Troy tweeted by Liz Harrington of the RNC in response to The Dear Misleader’s belated endorsement of his increasingly-demented “friend” Joe Biden:  Note: Obama referred to the Increasingly Crazy Uncle in the Dimocratic Attic as a “friend” rather than a “good […]

It’s Monday, April 13th, 2020…but before we begin, are we the only one thinking, as… Schiff, Feinstein, Harris formally propose 9/11-style commission to probe coronavirus response   …Dumb, Dumber and Schiff-for-Brains could better spend their time and the taxpayers’ dollars investigating the responsibility of Xi Jinping and the Communist Party of China for their release…unintentional […]

It’s Sunday, April 12th, 2020…and here’s our traditional Easter edition of The Gouge, courtesy of C.S. Lewis and the Lamb who was slain! “It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost Him crucifixion.” “‘What are we to make of Christ?’ There is no question […]

It’s Friday, April 10th, 2020…and here’s a rather unique installment of The Gouge! We’ll dispense with the usual preliminaries and get right to the main attraction: courtesy of Mark Tapscott, an Epoch Times-produced piercing exposé of the origins of the Wuhan virus, as well as the nature and intentions of the government which produced it.  The […]

It’s Wednesday, April 8th, 2020…but before we begin, Carl “The Great One” Polizzi forwarded this headline… Baltimore Approves Spy-Plane To Surveil Entire City    …which elicited our response: the only way this will make a difference in Baltimore is if the plane in question is a AC-130…and large swaths of city are considered free-fire […]

It’s Monday, April 6th, 2020…but before beginning, we offer yet another example of the execrable result of contemporary journalistic standards mixed with increasingly self-absorbed subjects, as the misnamed Intelligencer gives credence to… Matthew Broderick’s sister claims she got preferential coronavirus treatment: ‘I feel evil for saying that’   “Matthew Broderick’s sister, Rector Janet Broderick, is opening up […]

It’s Friday, April 3rd, 2020…but before we begin, we interrupt our regularly scheduled broadcast for two brief public service announcements. First… Second, in addition to being the 41st anniversary of our first arrested landing aboard the U.S.S. Lexington (CV-16)…  …this day also marks the 23rd occasion of TLJ’s 39th birthday:  Baby, you’re the […]

It’s Wednesday, April 1st, 2020…but first, we offer a number of random but inspired interrogatories in the midst of the passing pandemic: (1). Who knew the Wuhan Virus would target so many “celebrities” we wouldn’t know if we tripped over them? (2). As The Boss wondered, is anyone in the Administration considering withholding interest on […]

It’s Monday, March 30th, 2020…but before we begin, courtesy of Speed Mach, another of those pictures worth far more than a mere thousand words: Rest assured had Fredo’s brother A-hole and Little Mike been running Hubei province and the city of Wuhan back in early December, though they’d surely have aided Xi Jinping in covering […]