The Daily Gouge

It’s Friday, July 14th, 2017…and here’s The Gouge! We lead off the last edition of the week with a couple views on Donald Jr.’s decided demonstration of political naïveté.  First up, courtesy of NRO, David French offers (in our opinion) an overly-serious assessment of what we consider not even a misdemeanor…let alone a high crime: […]

It’s Wednesday, July 12th, 2017…but before we begin, two quick questions: first, what’s “douchebag” in German? Very good.  Now, what’s “douche pump” en Espanol? Si, Jorge Lopez; muy bueno, mi amigo! Now, here’s The Gouge! First up, writing at White House Dossier, Keith Koffler poses a provocative point: We Are Probably on a Path to War […]

It’s Monday, July 10th, 2017…but before we begin, if this centenarian is anywhere close to correct… Maine woman celebrates 100th birthday, says wine is secret to longevity   …TLJ’s gonna live forever! And here’s something The Dear Misleader would never have done… …and which would never have even remotely crossed the mind of his former heir-apparent. […]

It’s Friday, July 7th, 2017…and here’s The Gouge! First up, Keith Ellison gets a taste of his own medicine as a diehard Bernie backer, in the best tradition of contemporary Progressivism, seeks to dominate the debate to the absolute exclusion of other opinions: Since we’re on the subject of the inevitable fruits of ill-advised Liberal […]

It’s Wednesday, July 5th 2017…but before we begin, courtesy of Jeff Foutch and Ben Shapiro, another picture worth far more than a mere thousand words; one, in fact, which says it all: Here’s wishing the greatest nation God ever ordained on the planet a very Happy Birthday! Now, here’s The Gouge! We lead off the […]

It’s Monday, July 3rd, 2017…but before we begin, we submit for your consideration the words of what was once the de facto national anthem of the United States, particularly the words of the seldom-sung fourth stanza: My country, ’tis of thee, sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing; land where my fathers died, land of […]

It’s Wednesday, June 28th, 2017…but before we begin… Oh,… …never mind! Now, here’s The Gouge! First up, the Washington Post details a decidedly inconvenient truth regarding yet another hopelessly polyannaish Progressive policy:  A ‘very credible’ new study on Seattle’s $15 minimum wage has bad news for liberals   “When Seattle officials voted three years ago to […]

It’s Monday, June 26th, 2017…and Bwana Magoo and his bride are back… …from the heart of deepest, darkest Africa!  Fortunately, we fed the giraffes… …not the lions! Now, here’s The Gouge! First up, NRO‘s Matthew Continetti records his thoughts about those we refer to as “the lowing herd”: They’re Wrong About Everything More evidence the […]

It’s Friday, June 2nd, 2017…but before we begin, further proof if The Left didn’t have double-standards, they’d have no standards at all: WaPo: Congress Should Expel Body-Slamming Montana Representative If He Doesn’t Resign   Does anyone recall the WaPo suggesting the Senate not seat the decidedly un-funny “gentleman” from Minnesota after… Al Franken Knocks Down […]

It’s Wednesday, May 31st, 2017…and here’s The Gouge! First up, the WSJ analyzes the utter unconstitutionality…not to mention legal absurdity…of… The Fourth Circuit Presidency The word ‘Trump’ isn’t an excuse for usurping core presidential power.   “What…like you can’t read minds?!?” “…On Thursday the full 13-member Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals held 10-3 that Mr. […]