The Daily Gouge

It’s Wednesday, April 12th, 2017…and here’s The Gouge! First up, as Holman Jenkins notes at the WSJ: “In case your iPhone battery died and your foot has been caught in a crevice on a remote mountainside and you haven’t quite finished gnawing through your own shin, here’s what you missed…” Police violently drag man from […]

It’s Monday, April 10th, 2017…and given an abundance of Spring maintenance issues around the house, today’s edition will be short and sweet. But before we begin, following up on an earlier query why John Koskinen is still running the IRS and Lois Lerner remains unindicted, we pose the same question regarding James Comey’s continued tenure […]

It’s Friday, April 7th, 2017…but prior to launch, are we the only one thinking the goal of Chuckie and the Dims’ SCOTUS shenanigans isn’t keeping Neil Gorsuch off the bench, but rather diverting attention away from the real problem staring them and their Manchurian MIA… …squarely in the face?!? After all, they knew Gorsuch was more […]

It’s Wednesday, April 5th, 2017…but before we begin, a comment and a question.  First, submitted for your perusal, another of those pictures worth far more than a thousand words which epitomizes the inevitably counterproductive qualities of Progressive policies: Now for the question: particularly in light of this latest information dragged from the jaws of the […]

It’s Monday, April 3rd, 2017…but before we begin, news of a personal note.  First, 38 years ago today we made our first carrier landing in the T-2C Buckeye: We thought we’d died and gone to Heaven. Four months and day later, the leggy little filly on whose birthday this momentous event fell made us realize […]

It’s Friday, March 31st, 2017…but before we begin, we stand in awe of The Donald’s concept of the art of the deal: “This is not a discussion. This is not a debate. You have no choice but to vote for this bill.” – Steve Bannon “selling” Trumpcare. “You know, the last time someone ordered me […]

It’s Monday, March 27th, 2017…but before we begin, a few, brief Random Thoughts on the Passing Scene.  Random Thought #1: as misleading a headline as we’ve ever read, courtesy of the cover of the WSJ: White House Opens Door to Democrats After Bill Failure Move signals Trump administration is fed up with many factions in House […]

It’s Friday, March 24th, 2017…but before we begin, here’s our response to both Chuck Schumer and Mitch McConnell regarding reports Dimocrats are seeking a deal with the GOP to confirm Neil Gorsuch: And the horse you rode in on. Now, here’s The Gouge! First up, another rare instance in which we agree with O’Reilly: Watch […]

It’s Wednesday, March 22nd, 2017…but before we begin, we take a moment to honor FOX News with our latest Dan Rather Award for Hopelessly Hyped and Abysmally Inaccurate “Reporting“, in recognition of the following: North Korea burns US aircraft carrier, bomber in propaganda video   Watch the latest video at <a href=”http://video.foxnews.com”>video.foxnews.com</a> “North Korean dictator Kim Jong […]

It’s Monday, March 20th, 2017…but before we begin, two headlines which encapsulate all which is rotten in contemporary, politically-correct Progressivism.  Exhibit “A”: this item from the AP via FOX News which wonders whether it should be left to a… New York court to determine if chimp is legally a person   Chuck Schumer searching for Nancy […]