The Daily Gouge

It’s Wednesday, September 7th, 2016…but before we begin, The Wicked Witch of the West Wing is apparently immune to the effects H2O had on her fictional twin sister: Many legitimately question Hillary’s health…though we can’t imagine those willing to overlook her penchant for prevarication regarding her suffering the final stages of syphilis or even Alzheimer’s […]

It’s Monday, September 5th, Labor Day 2016…but before we begin, two things.  First, it’s our contention Labor Day, like Organized Labor in general, is an anachronism which no longer serves the function for which it was designed.  As we observe in the Quote of the Day above, shouldn’t a paycheck suffice as recognition for a […]

It’s Friday, September 2nd, 2016…but before we begin, how stupid are the powers-that-be in the Republican Party?!?  Matt Lauer Will Host First Presidential Forum Despite Ties To Clinton Foundation   In all seriousness, fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice…?!?  Which begs the question, how stupid IS Reince-and-Repeat?!? Now, here’s a special edition of […]

It’s Wednesday, August 31st, 2016…but before we begin, submitted for your perusal, a slightly paraphrased, instantaneously-classic quote from Kevin Williamson writing at NRO: “A milquetoast Manhattan progressive reinvents himself as an angry nationalist, surrounds himself with a Star Wars cantina cast of exotic and sundry cretins and oddities, and then, after securing the GOP nomination, […]

It’s Monday, August 29th, 2016…but before we get to it, submitted for your perusal, another titillating tale torn from pages of The Crime Blotter which displays such a level of official indifference and ineptitude it could only originate in Chicago: Man who shot NBA star Wade’s cousin was on ‘break’ from ankle monitor, cops say   “One […]

It’s Friday, August 26th, 2016…but before we begin, a quote from Jim Geraghty so touching we just had to share it: “The Clintons have an undying love… …the kind that means they can never be compelled to testify against one another.” Oh,…and as Hope ‘n Change notes: Now, here’s The Gouge! First up, The Washington […]

It’s Wednesday, August 24th, 2016…but before we begin, consider the opening lines of this scene from Air Force One we happened to overhear in passing as we stopped to give TLJ a little peck on the forehead… …and tell us you don’t wish for once life would imitate art…with Barry, Moochie, Bill and Hillary all […]

It’s Monday, August 22nd, 2016… but before we begin, let’s take a moment, along with the editors at the WSJ, to recognize… The Unknown Olympic Champion Kim Rhode has won medals in six games. Cue the non-coverage.   How do you manage to win a medal at six straight Olympics and remain more or less unknown? […]

It’s Friday, August 19th, 2016…but before we begin, two quotes which epitomize how, in its unending pursuit of political power and personal profit, The Left utterly disregards not only the rule of law… “All we have to do to stop the violence is pay up. In essence, the Left’s agenda is exactly that of the […]

It’s Wednesday, August 17th, 2016…and if we don’t seem to be completely up to speed on the latest and greatest, it’s because we’re going to press a little earlier than usual so as to catch the Orioles vs. the Red Sox at Camden Yards. Now, here’s The Gouge! First up, yet another sterling example the […]