The Daily Gouge

It’s Wednesday, March 6th, 2013….as we bid bon voyage to a dictatorial tyrant: So as to avoid confusion, he’s the one on the right.  The best we can say is good riddance to bad rubbish; and express the hope all his friends enjoy the opportunity to join him soon.  Rumors pallbearers for Chavez’s funeral will […]

It’s Monday, March 4th, 2013….but before we begin, we take a moment to wish Jackie Bruetting, TLJ’s oldest and hottest sister, a very happy 58th: The Lovely Jenny and Jacqueline A sister-in-law like this almost makes us wish we wuz frum West Virginny….or at least Dundalk.  Seriously, Happy Birthday, Jackson; and many happy returns!  Brutus, […]

It’s Friday, March 1st, 2013….and, belated though it be, here’s The Gouge! Leading off the merry month of March, the WSJ‘s Dan Henninger applies his amazing acumen in analyzing…. The Obamaian Universe A place where everything revolves around the fixed planet of public spending.   It may be that we have to move beyond politics […]

It’s Wednesday, February 27th, 2013….and here’s The Gouge! First up, as this story from FOXNews confirms, it’s like we’ve always said: there’s nothing….absolutely NOTHING….this Administration won’t do, to you, us, anyone in America, to further its goal of remaking Amerika: DHS releasing hundreds of illegal immigrants, blaming budget cuts   The Department of Homeland Security […]

It’s Friday, February 22nd, 2013….and here’s The Gouge! We begin the day with our Money Quote, courtesy of the WSJ‘s Notable & Quotable column, and historian Paul Rahe writing at Ricochet.com, as he relates why revolutions occur….and why Chinese officials are reading Alexis de Tocqueville: “….The answer to that question is that there is a […]

It’s Thursday, February 21st, 2013….and here’s The Gouge! We begin the day with “The More Things Change, The More They Stay The Same”, particularly when it comes to ill-conceived, hastily-enacted and poorly-crafted Progressive political policies.  Case in point: the ongoing-onslaught against the 2nd Amendment: The Assault Weapon Panic     .…Testimony before Congress revealed that […]

It’s Tuesday, February 19th, 2013….and here’s The Gouge! First up, in the “How Far We’ve Fallen” segment, why we won’t be celebrating President’s Day until February 2017….at the earliest: Why President Obama keeps the press away – playing golf with Tiger Woods doesn’t look good with 12 million Americans out of work and a $16 […]

It’s Friday, February 15th, 2013….but before we begin, two picture tell us all we need to know about the state of America’s MSM: WATERGATE 1974 Any questions?!? And back by popular demand for an encore performance, our Valentine’s Day Ode to The Obamao: We think that we shall never see    a man as self-absorbed […]

It’s Thursday, February 14th, 2013….and in honor of Valentine’s Day, we offer this Ode to The Obamao: We think that we shall never see    a man as self-absorbed as B. Whose only seeming daring deed     was smoking vast amounts of weed. Accomplishments? Can’t name a one;     achievements? Likewise, he has none. But […]

It’s Wednesday, February 13th, 2013….and no, we didn’t watch the Misstatement of the Union.  If we want to wade knee-deep in bullsh*t we’ll visit a cattle farm….or check out what’s on MSDNC. Now, here’s The Gouge! Leading off the mid-week edition, first she lies repeatedly about a video nobody saw causing the deaths of 4 […]