The Daily Gouge

It’s Monday, December 16th, 2019…and gentlemen, there’s only 8 shopping days left until Christmas! Now, before we begin, here’s another item of “news” we can’t use, as FOX reports how, supposedly… Pentagon tests banned ballistic missile over Pacific Ocean The prototype missile was configured to be armed with a non-nuclear warhead    “The Pentagon […]

It’s Friday, December 13th, 2019…but before we begin, courtesy of Bill Meisen, one of the few Conservatives left in Portland, here’s the inaugural installment of the Tom Smykowski Memorial…  …segment, courtesy today of the latest prevarication peddled by an utter idiot, as… Joy Behar Implies New Jersey Shooters Were ‘White Nationalists’…There’s Just One Problem […]

It’s Wednesday, December 11th, 2019…and owing to us just having celebrated our youngest son Travis’s 30th birthday, here’s a somewhat abbreviated edition of The Gouge! First up, with regard to anything House Dimocrats had to say about impeachment, let alone Jim “Soon to Be Wearing Prison Orange” Comey’s comments on the IG report…  Here’s […]

It’s Monday, December 9th, 2019…but before we begin, one quick comment on a topic raised in our Friday Quote of the Day from Rich (yes, “Rich”, as that’s all Balls Cotton has on him)… “Everywhere you look, the Progressive agenda proves to be the largest, most destructive pyramid scheme ever formed.  It supports crime, poverty, social […]

Good evening Mr. & Mrs. America and all the ships at sea. We experienced a massive computer problem last night which precluded us publishing what was, if we do say so ourselves, a rather special edition of The Gouge. After embedding a previously-featured video (a montage of Sondland’s “presumptions”), we detected an unknown code in […]

It’s Wednesday, December 4th, 2019…but before we begin, at a time when American Socialists contemptuously denigrate the greatest force for freedom the world has ever known, those seeking liberty from the yoke of continued Communist tyranny recognize reality: ANY questions?!? Now, here’s The Gouge! We lead off our mid-week edition with the latest, utterly clueless composition […]

It’s Monday, December 2nd, 2019…but before we begin…  Why, in all the coverage surrounding this story… 2 California boys, ages 11 and 14, killed in shooting outside elementary school    “Two boys in California were killed early Saturday while sitting inside a van in the parking lot of an elementary school when an unknown number of gunmen opened fire into the […]

It’s Wednesday, November 27th, 2019…and here’s a special Thanksgiving edition of The Gouge! First, a slightly belated (one day) but very Happy Birthday to our eldest son Jon, a Major in the Army Reserve who thankfully will be joining us for Turkey Day 2019: Second, as is our custom every year, we mark Thanksgiving with […]

It’s Monday, November 25th, 2019…but before we begin, submitted for your perusal, the latest prevarication from a prominent Progressive who, as the prophet Jeremiah wrote, has taught their tongue to lie:  Obama claims Hampton Inn is his preferred hotel because of its simplicity   Yeah, simplicity: it’s always been the Obamas’… …hallmark! Speaking of deliberately […]

It’s Friday, November 22nd, 2019…but before we begin, Jim Geraghty relates… “Why I’m not riveted by the impeachment hearings, as summarized by two quotes that other morning newsletter run by Politico: Quote one: “As of right now, every single Republican would vote against impeachment in the House, multiple senior-level GOP lawmakers and aides told us.” Quote […]