It’s Friday, December 2nd, 2022…and fellas, there’s 22 shopping days left before Christmas.  But before we begin, FOX informs us on Wednesday House Republicans voted overwhelmingly to maintain the practice of using congressional earmarks for pet projects when they take power in January.

It consequently warms our heart, and likely chills Kevin McCarthy’s, a good number of House Republicans say they’re prepared to vote against him for Speaker unless their demands for significant rules changes and major spending cuts are met.

As Romina Boccia notes at NRO, it’s high time Congress put an end to earmarkspermanently!  And there’s no chance of Kevin McCarthy’s the least bit interested in doing so, for, as the Journal‘s Kim Strassel records, he, along with at least 157 other members of the House GOP, are spending poseurs:

Self-awareness isn’t one of the modern GOP’s strong suits, as House Republicans proved again this week. If the party is still confused as to why voters didn’t trust them in greater numbers, it might consider that it isn’t trustworthy.

Leader Kevin McCarthy in September unveiled to great fanfare the party’s Commitment to America, which vowed that Republicans would “curb wasteful government spending” that feeds inflation and the national debt. Hundreds of Republican candidates stormed their districts, waving Commitment pocket cards and pronouncing on fiscal discipline and oversight.

Then came Wednesday’s first test of whether this was all hot air, and it turns out a fleet of dirigibles wouldn’t have held the gas. California Rep. Tom McClintock moved to repeal the recent party rule allowing earmarks. The caucus routed his motion, voting it down 158-52. Commitment to America? More like Commitment to Spoils…”

Here’s the juice: While earmarks don’t necessarily put money directly into a Congressman’s pocket, they do contribute substantially to an individuals odds of reelection.  Though it’s clear the vast majority of these civic-minded, dedicated public servants don’t leave Congress as millionaires by chance.

Now, here’s The Gouge!

First up on the last Gouge of the week, another far wiser and infinitely more Conservative McCarthy, that being Andy, recounts…

The Oath Keepers Verdicts Correct the Record on January 6

The jury concludes that there was a spontaneous riot at the Capitol, rather than an elaborate plot to make war on the United States.

 

It wasn’t an elaborate, multilayered plot. It wasn’t democracy hanging by a thread. It was a mob run amok, a riot. It was dangerous for those on the scene, and it was notorious because it happened at the Capitol instead of, say, on the streets of Minneapolis. But it was a spontaneous, chaotic, nearly pointless tantrum that had no chance of achieving even the nebulous, short-term aim of preventing Congress from counting state-certified electoral votes, much less of overthrowing America’s constitutional order.

Oh, and to hear prosecutors tell the story of January 6, Donald Trump had precious little to do with the whole thing.

These are the only logical conclusions to draw from the verdicts returned Tuesday afternoon by a jury in deep blue Washington, D.C. The panel acquitted three of the five Oath Keeper defendants whom the Justice Department overheatedly charged with seditious conspiracy — the crime of agreeing to levy war against the United States, or to forcibly oppose its authority. The jury did return seditious-conspiracy convictions against the Oath Keepers’ national leader, Stewart Rhodes, and his confidant, Kelly Meggs, who headed up the loose-knit organization’s Florida chapter. Yet jurors acquitted Rhodes on a charge of conspiracy to disrupt the January 6 joint session of Congress — the objective that, according to prosecutors, drove the seditious conspiracy.

On the other hand, all five defendants — Rhodes and Meggs, along with Kenneth Harrelson, Jessica Watkins, and Thomas Caldwell — were convicted of what should have been the main charge in the case: the actual obstruction of a congressional proceeding. Like the superfluous seditious-conspiracy charges, obstruction carries a potential penalty of 20 years’ imprisonment; by itself, it would have provided more-than-adequate punishment for the defendants’ actions. Unlike conspiracy, actual obstruction need not entail a plan, much less a serpentine scheme to destroy our republic. Again, it was a better fit for what happened at the Capitol on January 6, which was chaos.

The verdicts seem irrational, but that is because the prosecution was irrational…”

If this kangaroo court prove one thing it’s that for all Trump’s faults, which are numerous, inciting insurrection wasn’t among them.

Next, though this latest offering from the Journal‘s Holman Jenkins is well worth your time…

Zero-Covid and Xi Jinping’s Deal With the Devil

China’s lockdown strategy was aimed at helping a new Mao consolidate power.

 

…it was this snippet somewhat unrelated to the headers which got our attention:

I doubt Mr. Xi drinks deeply of the mentality of the Western media, whose zero-Covid delusions amounted to indulgence in the prerogative of the harlot through the ages. Western politicians weren’t asking what made the most sense for society, but what made the most sense for themselves at a specific moment, in terms of career preservation.

President Trump extended his social-distancing guidance in March 2020 based on polls that showed the public, however unrealistically, wanted and expected to be spared the virus altogether

Those who fail to grasp almost all our completely counterproductive response to the genetically-altered coronavirus which was either loosed or slipped loose from a government lab in Wuhan, China was based on politics rather than science hasn’t been paying attention.

Since we’re on the subject of the completely counterproductive, courtesy of NRO, Christian Schneider details how…

Colleges Turn to Segregation to Solve Racial Ills*

Everything old, and bad, is new again — and still bad.

* Self-imagined “racial ills”!

Years from now, students of American history will be taught of the era when college students were kept from living near one another because of the color of their skin. When separate graduation ceremonies were held for students of color because of a group’s unease with the commingling of the races. When students were kept out of colleges because of their ethnicity. And when governors openly questioned the learning abilities of schoolchildren of color.

The history books covering this era, however, won’t be talking about the Jim Crow South or George Wallace’s 1963 declaration urging “segregation now, segregation forever.” They will, instead, be referring to the last five years, in which colleges have begun separating students by race out of concern that it might damage the “mental health” of non-white students if they are forced to interact with white students.

What was once discarded as an embarrassing remnant of the Jim Crow era has now become de rigueur on college campuses, returning in the form of “affinity groups,” racially separate housing arrangements, and segregated theatrical performances…”

Consider the view expressed in this tweet from Libs of Tik-Tok video forwarded by the lovely Shannon:

If such educated idiots are right, it makes all these people…

wrong, and these guys…

…just somewhat ahead of their time.

Here’s a second shot of the juice in cartoon form:

Moving on, here’s a septet of special selections certain to pique the interest of inquiring Conservative minds:

(1). In some more of that sh*t you just can’t make up, members of the Republican-led Mojave County Election Board were threatened with arrest by Arizona State Elections Director Kori Lorick if they didn’t certify results declaring victory for Lorick’s boss, Dimocrat Katie Hobbs.

(2). NRO reports the WHO will be renaming monkeypox as “mpox” moving forward due to fears the original name could be misconstrued as insensitive and racist.  Two thoughts immediately come to mind: (i). This move is certain to have as little effect on racism as the Washington Bullets becoming the Wizards impacted gun violence and the Redskins renaming benefited American Indians; and, (ii). Can it be mere coincidence the name monkeypox only became insensitive or racist when the disease escaped the confines of Third World Africa and spread almost exclusively amongst First World gay men?!?

(3). The WSJ Editorial Board relates the disturbing decline in America’s faith in her Military leaders, largely owing to the patent politicization and wokeness of the senior officer corps.  Hmmm…

…imagine THAT!  

(4). In a related item from FOX,  the U.S. Naval Academy has confirmed it denied all requests for religious exemptions from the WuFlu vaccine, while at the same time refuting claims unvaccinated midshipmen were denied their diplomas.  So much ado over a group of young people who didn’t need it not wanting to receive something that didn’t work.

(5). Jim Geraghty chronicles the launching of Sam Bankman-Fried’s biggest, boldest effort to lie his way out of trouble.  Two snippets stood out; First:

And then there’s this exchange:

SORKIN: Sam, help me with this. On Nov. 7, you tweeted, and then deleted a tweet, that said: “FTX has enough to cover all client holdings, we don’t invest client assets, even treasuries. We have been processing all withdrawals and will continue to be.” You then deleted that tweet and literally just moments ago, you told me that it was on Nov. 7 that things took a turn.

BANKMAN-FRIED: Yep.

SORKIN: Were you telling the truth?

BANKMAN-FRIED: Things were changing fast.

Yeah, I’m just going to mark that one down as a “No, I was not telling the truth.”

And second:

I think Mary Katharine Ham has a good argument that, “The media is more hostile to [Elon] Musk for spending his own money than to SBF for losing a couple billion in people’s life savings.”

(6). We don’t know which is worse, 46* claiming all these union workers are ignorant as hell…

…or the bobblehead nodding behind him!

(7). The more things change…

…the more they remain the same:

Progressives: they lie but once…and that continually!

Which brings us, appropriately enough, to The Lighter Side:

Finally, we’ll call it a week with this sage suggestion from Ed Hickey:

As almost every husband learns early on in every marriage, you can be wrong even when you’re right.

Magoo

Video of the Day

Though we had a link to it in our last edition, this Tucker exposé of Apple’s complicity in the ChiCom’s crackdown on peaceful protests is deserving of another look.

Tales of The Darkside

Hey, what could go wrong?!?

On the Dimmer Side

Listen to the INCREDIBLE circular logic of an illegal alien advocating for “rights” which don’t exist.



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