It’s Monday, December 31st, 2018…but before we begin, here’s a rather intriguing if less-than-theologically-sound article from George Weigel writing at the WSJ:

Stephen Hawking’s Surprise

A Christmas meditation

 

For those curious about our “less-than-theologically-sound” comment, we refer you to this condensed version of Matthew 25:31-46:

“When the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, then he will sit on his glorious throne. Before him will be gathered all the nations, and he will separate people one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. And he will place the sheep on his right, but the goats on the left. Then the King will say to those on his right, “Come, you who are blessed by my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world.”Then he will say to those on his left, “Depart from me, you cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angelsAnd these will go away into eternal punishment, but the righteous into eternal life.”

While we’re still not convinced all dogs don’t go to Heaven, we’re 100% certain a ticket to Paradise is not based on works, lest anyone should boast; but rather purely dependent upon the bearer having acknowledged in life the true nature of the babe born in Bethlehem.

In a related headline featured at Drudge, the…

Gee,…why didn’t WE think of that?!?

Now, here’s the last 2018 presentation of The Gouge!

Today’s first feature offers one last look at a year about to enter the past, as we present The Daily Caller‘s list of…

The Most Egregious Fake News Stories of 2018

 

This may be the only line-up more difficult to compile than that of…

P.S.  Witness the results of Liberal immigration policies on the body politic in both Minneapolis and Detroit.  One can only assume Dimocrats cannot get enough Muslim immigrants in either constituency.

…The Dumbest Dimocrats.  And we challenge you to relate their equal in the GOP!

Though this compendium of the…

Craziest campus meltdowns/professorial rants from 2018

 

…has to be ranked a close second.  The really scary part?  Randa Jarrar, the professorial pig in the picture above, and an obvious offshoot of the mating of Jabba the Hutt and Jar Jar Binks, wasn’t pregnant!

Seriously, how many many In-N-Out Double Double Animals does one have to down…

…to develop such girth?!?

As for us, we must confess our top story of 2018 was the repugnant charade…

…which likely…THANKFULLY…cost Dimocrats the Senate. 

Meanwhile, on The Lighter Side:

Then there’s these smart phone funnies from Balls Cotton:

And last, but certainly not least, our favorite:

Yet all the vast majority of buyers really get out of them is the ability to store more photos.

As the great Eli Wallach so accurately observed in The Magnificent Seven

Which is only a portion of what is, in our humble opinion, one of the greatest scenes ever filmed:

Steve McQueen, Yul Brynner and Eli Wallach at their best!

But we digress.

Finally, for those who still cannot grasp the corrosive power Progressivism has on the weak-minded, we’ll call it a year with this video, courtesy of Bill Meisen:

Thankfully, as evidenced by the resulting tweet…

this tender snowflake’s now seeking alternative employment.  As TLJ observed, never was this kind of behavior ever exhibited against those sporting the mere slogans of any prior President.  And that includes Yours Truly ever running any vehicle with a…

…bumper sticker, let alone one confessing…

…off the road.  Though we were sorely tempted.

Here’s wishing everyone a safe and prosperous 2019.  Thought you’ll forgive us if we wish Liberals the former, and not the latter!

Magoo



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