It’s Wednesday, October 13th, 2021…but before we begin, as Kurt Schlichter records at Townhall.com

There Are A Lot of Brandons

 

 

“…The beauty of “Let’s Go, Brandon” is how it not only captures the utter contempt that America has for our alleged president, who is currently polling about as well as Michael Moore would be among Golden Corral managers, but how it captures what is either unbelievable cluelessness among the media, or unbelievable mendacity. Probably some of both.

NASCAR driver Brandon Brown, who had more successfully driven in circles than the other guys he was driving in circles with in whatever the Xfinity Series at Talladega Superspeedway in Alabama is, was being interviewed by NBC Sports reporter Kelli Stavast. Now, NBC is the Jerry Nadler’s trousers of media propaganda, perhaps the most full of it of all networks even in a universe that, for some reason, includes CNN. The crowd in the background begins a chant. It’s a chant that is sweeping the nation, heard at college football games, rallies, and wherever patriots are gathered.

It’s not “Let’s go, Brandon.” “Brandon” is actually “Biden,” and as for the other part – how to put this in on family website? – it’s more coming than going.

Everyone hates Joe Biden, and this spontaneous chant is a symptom of the disease infecting his poll numbers. Move over mere COVID – Biden’s numbers have leprosy with some scabies and chlamydia mixed in. And there’s no cure.

America just can’t stand the guy. Even people who don’t despise the guy are pretty turned off. Just look at his sparsely-attended and increasingly infrequent events. There is always like just 12 people there – a few aging pinkos, some illegal aliens fresh from hassling a Democrat heretic in the john, and a bunch of divorced wine women wearing pro-abortion shirts to protect their right to a procedure that will never be an issue for them. And they are all wearing masks outside. You could get a better turnout in a random high school parking lot offering discount drive-thru colonoscopies.

I hope I didn’t just give the Lincoln Project any ideas.

But we all understand that the human asterisk is not in charge. Probably not even of his wardrobe. Dr. Jill, who is a real doctor according to sources, probably has to make sure his socks match and argue him out of wearing his favorite cowboy jammies into the Oval Office.

For these reasons, it’s clear that contempt contained in the “Let’s go, Brandon” chant is not directed solely at our Commander-in-Crusty. People feel kind of sorry for him, having so manifestly deteriorated from being a massively malignant clown to begin with. They put aside the fact that he’s a narcissistic plagiarist, a gaffe-prone racist jerk and inveterate liar whose corruption is only outdone by his gropey perversity. He is and was a bad man

…but now he’s obviously a mere husk of a man, albeit one filled with pinko nonsense pumped to him by his wranglers.

Which is why the cry de coeur that is “Let’s go, Brandon” is really dedicated to the whole garbage establishment that foisted this stumbling nitwit upon us in an effort to claw back the power we had given to Donald J. Trump and ensure that we peasants never again get a say in our own governanceBiden is Brandon, but he’s not the only Brandon. If we had a dollar for every Brandon…

…we wouldn’t need to raise the debt limit…”

Now, owing to the fact we’ve had a very busy couple of days, here’s a somewhat abbreviated edition of The Gouge!

We lead off this rather reduced release with a nonet of items specially selected for inquiring Conservative minds:

(1). The Journal‘s Dan Henninger wonders can Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema save all 50 U.S. states in the face of 46*’s massive assault on powers guaranteed individual states by the 10th Amendment?

It’s not like it’s about anything important…like the Constitution…or the law of the land!!!

(2). Remember that “catastrophic” oil spill off the coast of California we panned in the last edition of the EnvironMental Moment?  Well, as we suggested, it seems it wasn’t such a catastrophe after all, as Huntington Beach will reopen after water quality tests revealed no detectable levels of oil-associated toxins in the ocean water.

(3). In a related example of domestic Environazi lunacy, Best of the Web tells us outside of the the leadership of the Democratic Party in the U.S., politicians world-wide are moving toward embracing the energy source that can reliably generate significant power without greenhouse gas emissions, which is, of course…

nuclear in nature!

(4). FOX tells us Biden’s sinking poll numbers have him on shaky ground with a number of fellow Dimocrats, who have expressed disappointment with his handling of “issues”.  But it isn’t his debacle at the border, craven capitulation in Kabul or soaring inflation.  No, what’s got the Dimocrats quoted disappointed in 46* is he isn’t spending other people’s money fast enough to suit them.

(5).  Speaking of the debacle at the border, as contributor Richard Colt noted of the plea by Houston’s mayor for criminals to stop criminalizing for the duration of the scamdemic (available through link #4 immediately beneath our Quote of the Day at the top of the page), this oughta work!  Wake up, America, and appreciate the guys and gals advocating fluid gender identity are working against our nation just as certainly as these two traitors.  Trust us, Hillary and Bill are no different; they were simply never charged.

(6). Since we’re on the subject of debacles, if you thought you were having a bad day, the WSJ bids us consider the plight of these mariners, abandoned on ships in record numbers without pay, food or a way home as failing companies ditch vessels too expensive to repair or too difficult to sell, leaving behind cargo-ship castaways trapped in ports or offshore.

(7). Courtesy of The Federalist via Balls Cotton, William Doyle details how the 2020 election wasn’t stolen, rather it was bought, albeit illicitly, by Mark Zuckerberg.

(8). Meanwhile, as Caroline Downey relates at NROU.S. oil prices continue to surge, breaking a seven-year record.

(9). Here’s yet another reason Ben & Jerry’s ice cream will never pass our lips.

Which brings us, appropriately enough, to The Lighter Side:

Then there’s these from Balls Cotton…

…and Speed:

BTW, that last one constitutes an instant classic.

Finally, we’ll call it a wrap with yet another sordid story straight from the pages of The Crime Blotter, as, courtesy today of a concerned Loudoun County, VA parent, we learn things aren’t always what they seem…unless the “they” involves lying Progressive politicians and bureaucrats purposed to preserve their perverse policies:

Loudoun County father arrested at school board event says school tried to cover up daughter’s bathroom assault

Virginia dad explains board meeting arrest, says boy wearing skirt assaulted daughter in bathroom

 

“…Scott Smith was found guilty of disorderly conduct and resisting arrest in August after he was filmed being dragged by police from the Loudoun County School Board meeting on June 22. He was sentenced to 10 days in jail, all suspended, contingent on a year of good behavior, Loudoun Now reported at the time.

Smith’s image went viral among left-wingers as an example of parents run amok, and the National School Boards Association cited his arrest in a letter last week requesting the Department of Justice to provide federal law enforcement to respond to an increase in violence against school officials across the country. Attorney General Merrick Garland later pledged to have the Department of Justice and the FBI investigate harassment of school board members.

Now, Smith says there’s much more to his story, telling The Daily Wire that his behavior at the June 22 meeting stemmed from an incident weeks earlier at his ninth-grade daughter’s school, Stone Bridge High School in Ashburn, in which he said a boy wearing a skirt entered the girls’ bathroom and assaulted his daughter on May 28.

“We can confirm a May 28, 2021 case that involved a thorough 2-month-long investigation that was conducted to determine the facts of the case prior to arrest,” the sheriff’s office told Fox News. “This case is still pending court proceedings. The Loudoun County Sheriff’s Office is not able to provide any documents that pertain to a pending case.” The sheriff’s office confirmed that the case involved sexual assault

All juvenile records are sealed, but Smith’s attorney Elizabeth Lancaster told The Daily Wire that the boy was subsequently charged with two counts of forcible sodomy, one count of anal sodomy, and one count of forcible fellatio.

In response to a public records request by The Daily Wire, the Loudoun County Sheriff’s Office confirmed that a May 28 report with “Offense: Forcible Sodomy [and] Sexual Battery” at Stone Bridge High School does existThe suspect was arrested two months later following an investigation by the sheriff’s office.  

Minutes before Smith’s arrest at the June 22 board meeting, Loudoun County Public Schools (LCPS) Superintendent Scott Ziegler declared that “the predator transgender student or person simply does not exist,” and that to his knowledge, “we don’t have any record of assaults occurring in our restrooms,” The Daily Wire reported.

Smith told the outlet that he flew into a rage at the meeting after Ziegler’s comments, and after a local progressive activist said she did not believe his daughter’s story…”

Here’s the juice: First, consider The Daily Wire tweet featured above confirming not only did Loudoun County education authorities KNOW of the assault on Smith’s daughter at the time they denied it ever happened, learning nothing from the experience of the Roman Catholic hierarchy, they then transferred the sex offender to another school, where he repeated his assault!!!  Second, understand THESE are the depths to which Progressives are prepared to sink to preserve their perverted policies.

In our judgement, if Smith’s account proves accurate, there’s no fate too gruesome or excruciatingly painful for that “local progressive activist” or superintendent Scott Ziegler…along with anyone else in the Loudoun County miseducation establishment or government who participated in or had knowledge of the cover-up.

In the lowest level available.

Magoo

Video of the Day

Sorry, but the term “alien” doesn’t BEGIN to describe Kommielaa’s performance.

Tales of The Darkside

As Laura Ingraham relates, the mob never sleeps.

On the Lighter Side

Courtesy of Richard Colt, the mayor of Houston has hit upon a solution to his city’s surge in violent crime. As Mr. Colt noted, “Yeah, that oughta work!”



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