It’s Monday, February 8th, 2021…but before we begin, more sh*t you just can’t make up…unless you’re the factcheckless 46*…as the New York Post records… 

Joe Biden revives controversial claim that he was ‘shot at’ overseas

 

President Biden on Thursday told State Department employees he was “shot at” overseas — reviving a claim that previously stirred controversy.

Biden did not offer a detailed description of being shot at. But he was forced to walk back a similar claim in 2007 as veterans warned him not to exaggerate. Biden said during a CNN-hosted Democratic presidential debate in 2007 that he was “shot at” inside Baghdad’s fortified Green Zone.

He later revised the claim, saying that in fact, “I was near where a shot landed.”…”

You know, sorta like Hillary was near sniper fire when she touched down in Bosnia:

In the once Wicked Witch of the West Wing’s defense, it had been a long trip, and her recollections were somewhat muddled.  As the following video confirms, she came under under sniper fire while leaving Bosnia:

Since we’re on the subject of Progressive politicians committing unforced recollectional errors, this startling photo forwarded by G. Trevor recalls…

Not to mention, as this meme from Balls Cotton relates…

Now, here’s The Gouge!

We lead off the week with a follow-up to Lee Smith’s incredible The Thirty Tyrants commentary featured in the February 5th edition of The Gouge, as, courtesy of James Nichols, Time helpfully provides…

The Secret History of the Shadow Campaign That Saved the 2020 Election

 

To the President, something felt amiss. “It was all very, very strange,” Trump said on Dec. 2. “Within days after the election, we witnessed an orchestrated effort to anoint the winner, even while many key states were still being counted.”

In a way, Trump was right.

There was a conspiracy unfolding behind the scenes, one that both curtailed the protests and coordinated the resistance from CEOs. Both surprises were the result of an informal alliance between left-wing activists and business titans. The pact was formalized in a terse, little-noticed joint statement of the U.S. Chamber of Commerce and AFL-CIO published on Election Day. Both sides would come to see it as a sort of implicit bargain–inspired by the summer’s massive, sometimes destructive racial-justice protests–in which the forces of labor came together with the forces of capital to keep the peace and oppose Trump’s assault on democracy.

The handshake between business and labor was just one component of a vast, cross-partisan campaign to protect the election–an extraordinary shadow effort dedicated not to winning the vote but to ensuring it would be free and fair, credible and uncorrupted. For more than a year, a loosely organized coalition of operatives scrambled to shore up America’s institutions as they came under simultaneous attack from a remorseless pandemic and an autocratically inclined President. Though much of this activity took place on the left, it was separate from the Biden campaign and crossed ideological lines, with crucial contributions by nonpartisan and conservative actors. The scenario the shadow campaigners were desperate to stop was not a Trump victory. It was an election so calamitous that no result could be discerned at all, a failure of the central act of democratic self-governance that has been a hallmark of America since its founding.

Their work touched every aspect of the election. They got states to change voting systems and laws (in many if not all instances, illegally change them!and helped secure hundreds of millions in public and private funding. They fended off voter-suppression lawsuits, recruited armies of poll workers and got millions of people to vote by mail for the first time. They successfully pressured social media companies to take a harder line against disinformation (such as news of Hunter Biden’s laptop!) and used data-driven strategies to fight viral smears.

This is the inside story of the conspiracy to save the 2020 election, based on access to the group’s inner workings, never-before-seen documents and interviews with dozens of those involved from across the political spectrum. It is the story of an unprecedented, creative and determined campaign whose success also reveals how close the nation came to disaster. “Every attempt to interfere with the proper outcome of the election was defeated,” says Ian Bassin, co-founder of Protect Democracy, a nonpartisan rule-of-law advocacy group. “But it’s massively important for the country to understand that it didn’t happen accidentally. The system didn’t work magically. Democracy is not self-executing.”

That’s why the participants want the secret history of the 2020 election told, even though it sounds like a paranoid fever dreama well-funded cabal of powerful people, ranging across industries and ideologies, working together behind the scenes to influence perceptions, change rules and laws, steer media coverage and control the flow of information. They were not rigging the election; they were fortifying it…”

Four brief thoughts immediately come to mind:

(1). to borrow a phrase from Cordell Hull, in all our nearly 10 years of Conservative blogging, we’ve never seen an article more crowded with infamous falsehoods and distortions – on a scale so huge we never imagined until today that any publication on this planet was capable of uttering them.”

(2). Thus does life once again imitate art, as demonstrated by this clip from The Big Short in which a mystified Mark Baum expresses incredulity after two mortgage brokers readily admitted to processing loans for borrowers they knew to be unqualified:

(3). Is it any wonder rank-and-file Republican support for corporations has plummeted?!?

(4). Reinforcing, as this does, our existing unyielding belief the 2020 election was stolen by massive ballot fraud, we say…

Next, The National Pulse reports…

Biden Refuses To ‘Criticize’ PRC’s Lack Of Democracy, Praises Xi Jinping As ‘Bright

 

In a related item describing what’s coming soon to county, city and state near you, Newsmax details how…

Hong Kong Orders Schools to Teach Sweeping Pro-China Curriculum

 

Sorry, make that what’s already come to America:

The Hong Kong ChiComs were a little slow on the draw.

Moving on, as NRO‘s Kevin Williamson observes…

Joe Manchin Can’t BEAT Republicans, So He Should JOIN Them

 

Assuming Manchin’s defection doesn’t induce the Dimocrats to draw Collins, Murkowski or Romney completely over to the Dark Side, whatever inducements Manchin receives will be well worth it.

And in today’s installment of the National Security segment, as American Military News tells us…

11 Iranians arrested at US border for illegally crossing into Arizona

 

“…According to a CBP press release, agents encountered five women and six men from Iran traveling in a group on a bridge near San Luis, Ariz., around 6 p.m. After determining the group had crossed the international border unlawfully, U.S. border patrol agents transported them to Yuma Station for processing.

Iran is considered a “special interest” country due to its relationship with terrorism, but CBP did not suggest anyone in the group was linked to terrorist activity.

“The primary mission of the Border Patrol is to prevent nefarious people and devices from entering the United States.  Iran is a designated Special Interest Country and the agents of Yuma Sector work diligently to protect our borders for the safety of our nation,” the statement said. “Border security is national security.”

Earlier this year, President Joe Biden signed an Executive Order that terminated former-President Trump’s national emergency declaration of the United States’ southern border and canceled border wall funding, calling the projectnot a serious policy solution.”

In the order, Biden said that while the United States has the right and duty to secure its borders and protect Americans from threats, a “massive wall that spans the entire southern border” is a “waste of money that diverts attention from genuine threats to our homeland security.”…”

 After announcing 46*’s recision of ANOTHER Trump ANTI-illegal immigration measure, Groper Joe’s new Secretary of State Antony Blinken (Winken and Nod being evidently unavailable for comment!) added:

To be clear, these actions do not mean that the U.S. border is open. While we are committed to expanding legal pathways for protection and opportunity here and in the region, the United States is a country with borders and laws that must be enforced.

Just not by any arm of 46*’s Administration.  Which begs the question why Groper Joe isn’t under threat of impeachment now for demonstrably violating his oath of office, which as we recall, includes the solemn vow…

I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.

Said Constitution to include the Faithful Execution Clause, which states the President musttake care that the laws be faithfully executed.”  Which, last time we looked, includes current laws criminalizing illegal immigration and entry into the United States.  Just sayin’.

Which brings us to The Lighter Side:

Then there’s this string from Ed Hickey…

…along with one from Balls Cotton…

…another from Brenda Berry…

…and last, but certainly never least, this program reminder from Major Jon:

Finally, we’ll call it a wrap with yet another sordid story straight from the pages of The Crime Blotter, courtesy today of some very ungrateful Dimocratic constituents and the New York Post, which recounts how…

St. Louis prisoners smash windows, light fires in THIRD jail melee

 

We guess because the third time’s the charm!  That,…and the fact St. Louis authorities evidently failed to learn from the first two.

Supporters of the rioters…and their righteous display of displeasure at being locked up after committing violent crimes…include St. Louis congresswoman…er, congressperson…er, congresspersister Cori Bush (George and Jeb’s missing sister?!?), who, curiously enough, observed of the comparatively peaceful protestors who breached the Capitol’s defenses last month:

There are rioters roaming the halls of the Capitol. I saw them with my own eyesOur country deserves better.​​

The country…but not St. Louis, let alone its jail.  What an unconscionable, hypocritical putz.

Magoo

P.S. Not that the NFL would pander to the lowest common, race-based, anti-American denominator, but multiple sources inform us (we ourselves having given up on the NFL, including the Super Bowl, when the league first tolerated kneeling during the National Anthem) there was not a pale face to be seen during the halftime show.  Gotta be a coincidence.

P.S.S. Did anybody check the pressure of Brady’s footballs?

P.S.S.S. Brady’s running out of fingers.  Too bad for the NFL he’s WHITEAND supports Trump!

P.S.S.S.S. Bill Belichick just had an epiphany:

Video of the Day

Tucker’s take on Lurch’s indefensible, self-absorbed, climate-scamming hypocrisy. Any question how we REALLY feel?!?

Tales of The Darkside

Michael Knowles highlights another terribly misleading assessment by a completely unreliable “fact-checker”.

On the Lighter Side

Courtesy of Tom Bakke, a unserious look at what SHOULD be a wholly-unserious issue…but isn’t.



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