The Daily Gouge

It’s Monday, February 10th, 2020…and, after an exhausting yet exhilarating trip to Puebla, MX, we’re…  But before we begin, three brief observations. First, what qualifies John Kelly, his former Marine Corps rank notwithstanding, as more of an expert on Senate impeachment procedures than the guy cleaning sh*t off the streets of San Francisco?!?  Second, as […]

It’s Friday, January 31st, 2020,…but before we begin, courtesy of Speed Mach, we highlight yet another picture not only worth a thousand words, but which precisely conveys our thoughts on the subject: Hells bells, we’ll even pay for… …his pilot!  Here’s hoping Colin takes Nike’s entire senior management team on his first flight. Now, here’s The […]

It’s Wednesday, January 29th, 2020…but before we begin, as Tobias Hoonhuit reports at NRO… Prince Andrew Has Ignored FBI’s Epstein Interview Requests   With all due respect to those at the FBI not given to political intrigue or who don’t consider themselves above the law…assuming such still exist…and in no way offering any defense or […]

It’s Monday, January 27th, 2020, but first, courtesy of George Lawlor, we present two rather disparate headlines about the same subject: Ishmael Jefferson, father of four who ‘looked out for everybody,’ dies at 22   “Ishmael Jefferson couldn’t resist helping someone in need. Whether it was giving a friend a ride to Boston, loaning someone money […]

It’s Friday, January 24th, 2020…but before we begin, we take a moment to heartily congratulate the great Stilton Jarlsberg on earning 1st place in the Best Cartoons of 2019 contest over at The Right Reasons.   Stilt, before you rest on your laurels, let’s be honest: there’s great… …and then there’s truly inspired: Though we’re forced to […]

It’s Wednesday, January 22nd, 2020…but before we begin, meet the Oxycontin of oxymorons, Police Chief William McManus, who, in the wake of a shooting at a bar in San Antonio’s River Walk, the city’s popular nightspot and tourist attraction which left two dead and five injured, had the chutzpah to say… “…In regards to the […]

It’s Monday, January 20th, 2020…but before we begin, a correction is in order: Adam Schiff-for-Brains was indeed named one of eight House impeachment managers.  Our initial impression Pelosi had named six House managers, and Schiff was not among them, was a regrettable error.  Word is now Nancy may want Eberhard Adam in the Senate chamber […]

It’s Friday, January 17th, 2020…but before we begin…begin to gloat, that is…it may be, just may be, Jim Comey’s chickens…  DOJ Is Investigating Comey’s Role in Leak of Classified Document during Clinton-Email Probe    That karma…  …she’s a real b*tch, Jim…sorta like Hillary! Now, here’s The Gouge! First up on the last edition […]

It’s Wednesday, January 15th, 2020…but before we begin, consider this snippet from a commentary by AEI‘s Middle East “expert”, Kenneth Pollack, entitled… Iran Can Play the Long Game   “Iran responded for the killing of Maj. Gen. Qassem Soleimani exactly as they said they would, with an overt military strike against a pair of American […]

It’s Monday, January 13th, 2020…but before we begin, if a video starts playing without you having opened one, it’s our Video of the Day, accessible through link #2 immediately beneath our Quote of the Day at the top of the page.  While we apologize for the distraction, certain FOX News clips open up automatically when […]