The Daily Gouge

It’s Friday, July 19th, 2019…and 50 years ago tomorrow, Neil Armstrong took the biggest step in human history while uttering the immortal words…  Reports Berkeley, CA has banned any reference to or recording of Armstrong’s incredibly insensitive gender-specific words within the city limits remain unconfirmed. Since we’re on the subject of The Left’s inability […]

It’s Wednesday, July 17th, 2019…and fifty years ago yesterday, three Americans set forth on what was perhaps the greatest adventure in human history:  Not to mention the last great achievement a Democratic President ever inspired, let alone helped produce. We were 12 years-old at the time; and now, knowing as we do the challenges […]

It’s Friday, July 12th, 2019…but before we begin this unexpected edition of The Daily Gouge (we were headed out of town when our flight was cancelled literally as we left for the airport), here are two cartoons which exemplify the perverse politics of contemporary Progressivism: Though we shouldn’t forget their utterly idiotic embrace of male […]

It’s Wednesday, July 10th, 2019…but before we begin, here’s a blast from the past which remains pertinent in light of current events, as, writing at PJMedia back in 2015, Stephen Kruiser observed… Love Her or Hate Her, Ann Coulter Warned Us About John Roberts 10 Years Ago   “After conservatives took another gut punch from black-robed […]

It’s Monday, July 8th, 2019…but before we begin, we have to share at least a few of the innumerable memes birthed by Trump’s latest misstatement during his 4th of July celebration, courtesy of Balls Cotton… …along with our personal favorite courtesy of two of our sons, Travis and Michael: While we’d be willing to bet […]

It’s Wednesday, July 3rd, 2019…but before we begin, there’s fact…  Obama’s DHS Secretary: FYI, Cages or Whatever You Want to Call Them, Weren’t Invented by Trump    …then there’s fiction: “I see why CBP officers were being so physically and sexually threatening towards me,” Ocasio-Cortez wrote on Twitter. “Officers were keeping women in cells […]

It’s Monday, July 1st, 2019…but before we begin, we wonder, is anywhere in Central America safe? Virginia doctor shot to death while vacationing with family in Belize   “Dr. Gary Swank, a cardiologist from Roanoke, Va., and his tour guide were shot and killed while fly-fishing in a lagoon west of San Pedro Town, according […]

It’s Wednesday, June 26th, 2017…but before we begin, as recounted by Leah Barkoukis at Townhall.com, the MBBA (Most Boring Basketball Association) has given us yet another reason not to watch the overpaid, overindulged performers of their product: It’s Come to This: NBA Commissioner Drops the Term ‘Owner’ Because It’s Racially Insensitive   Yeah, whatever…ya bald-headed, […]

It’s Friday, June 21st, the longest day of 2019…but before we begin, are we the only one who’s head is spinning over what should be a very simple answer to a very simple question?  To wit… IAAF claims Olympic champion Semenya is ‘biologically male‘   “…Semenya was legally identified as female at birth and has […]

It’s Wednesday, June 19th, 2019…but before we begin, Speed Mach provides a preview of the 2020 Progressive briar patch: We’re partial to either “Sniff & Schiff” or “Grope & Dope”…though the latter could also be… …”Dope & Dopier”. Now, here’s a somewhat abbreviated edition of The Gouge! First up, writing at AEI, Danielle Pletka opines […]